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BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!

23 Jun 05 - 10:50 PM (#1508562)
Subject: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

I bloody well quit this fecking forum quite some time ago, and no one even noticed! You bloody sods are the fecking limit, going on and on and on about Martin-fecking-Gibson. 'E was an obscene bugger wivout no redeemin' features, and 'e don't deserve that sort of recognition if you ask me.

I on the other 'and am a woman of considerable accomplishment wot is runnin' a fine retail establishment in Pickle-on-Thames and 'as 'ad 'er picture in the local paper free times. Me 'usband Eddie is a national monument, due to 'is unusual statistics. We are the Whatnolls, and when we bloody well quit a forum we expect people to beg and plead for us to come back.

We 'ave been insulted and scorned by you lot. I 'ope you all die miserably wif festerin' boils and rot in 'Hades.

- Olive Whatnoll


23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM (#1508568)
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From: GUEST,Piece

Now, now Olive. No 'arm was meant by it.


23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM (#1508569)
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From: Ebbie

hey, hey, hey- 'round the bend goes Ms. Buckay.


23 Jun 05 - 10:58 PM (#1508571)
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From: GUEST,bricie

Like your husband Eddie, I too am a monument in my own mind.


24 Jun 05 - 04:07 AM (#1508665)
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From: Dead Horse

Hey Olive, where's ya been? Not heard from you in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time!
Has your hubby sorted out his personal problem yet?
I hear they can now fit a device for it on the Nashnul Elf......


24 Jun 05 - 04:41 AM (#1508687)
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From: Big Al Whittle

we want Olive!
We want Olive!


24 Jun 05 - 05:33 AM (#1508706)
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From: DMcG

So many valuable members seem to leave without proper recognition. Your good selves, of course, but what of Dr Guitar? He seems to have left some patients, such as Ebbie, in mid-treatment, which is surely unethical.


24 Jun 05 - 05:36 AM (#1508707)
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From: freda underhill

where is Sir JOhn these days? we don't see much of him..


24 Jun 05 - 05:52 AM (#1508714)
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From: GUEST,David Hannam

Is that post for real? lol


24 Jun 05 - 05:57 AM (#1508715)
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From: Kaleea

We 'Catters are terribly sorry, as we should have used our combined psychodellic powers to ascertain your whereabouts and send out the possum. Or, perhaps the posse? Ah, well. Please, do entertain us in your future, dear girl.


24 Jun 05 - 07:31 AM (#1508751)
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Roight then. I am somewhat mollyfied, and I will consider rejoinin' the forum. I am 'appy to report that me Eddie 'as totally regained 'is former stature, followin' our marital reconsilliation and 'e now outweighs the 2nd largest Rhinoceros at the London Zoo. We are aimin' to surpass the largest one by next St Swithin's Day. It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous. I fink if I cook enough bangers and mash for Eddie that the rhinoceros'es days as numbero Uno are numbered. We'll see.

Cheers.

- Olive Whatnoll


24 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM (#1508755)
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From: *daylia*

Hey Olive - if a bunch of fecking sods like these ever begged ME to come back, I'd be concerned too. I'd be worried I was losing my marbles, just like them. I'd sign up for some therapy right quick, believe me. Or maybe start going to confession every day. Or something!


24 Jun 05 - 09:41 AM (#1508828)
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: Rapparee

I quit working some months back, but nobody has noticed. They still pay me and everything. Quite nice, really.


24 Jun 05 - 12:44 PM (#1508866)
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From: GUEST, Ebbie

Nice that you've got that figured out, Rap. Some people go through their whole working lives dithering about how to accomplish nothing. :)

DMcG, that's what I think too. If I ever catch up with that fella...


24 Jun 05 - 12:55 PM (#1508868)
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: GUEST,Giok

I too am a leg end in my own lunchtime, an' wot's mawer I've bin gorn fer fower days, and bleedin' Mudcat's dahn agin. I fink it's a conspracle.
Giok
[That Deid Cuddy canny spell Gnashinole Elves either.]


24 Jun 05 - 03:32 PM (#1508912)
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From: Irish sergeant

Glad you're molified Olive Visit us often. Irish sergeant


24 Jun 05 - 04:10 PM (#1508939)
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From: Troll

Olive who?

troll


24 Jun 05 - 04:21 PM (#1508947)
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From: GUEST,Pseudolus at work

I'll tell you what, Olive's two posts in this thread are the first two of hers I've ever read. I have an hour ride home from work and I'll probably laugh all the way. Thanks Olive. I hope ya never leave again!!!

God bless ya!
Frank

P.S. By the way, when you say "It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous", is that the rhino or Eddie?


24 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM (#1508975)
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From: Charmion

Yes.


24 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM (#1509162)
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From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Alas, me Martini ain't 'ardly nothin' without ya, ducks.

Art Thieme


24 Jun 05 - 10:16 PM (#1509178)
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From: SINSULL

1000


25 Jun 05 - 06:08 PM (#1509726)
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From: jpk

someone say someone quit,quit what,where at an when,mustave quit looking fer a little too long,gotta quit doing that


25 Jun 05 - 06:48 PM (#1509752)
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From: Liz the Squeak

HO hum... no one notices what I do here until I stop doing it.....

LTS


25 Jun 05 - 06:54 PM (#1509756)
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From: Ebbie

Kind of like: 'I never knew the man drank until one day I saw him sober'?


25 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM (#1509760)
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From: gnu

Who's sober?


25 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM (#1509764)
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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

I sure as flip ain't.

- BDiBR


25 Jun 05 - 07:08 PM (#1509768)
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From: gnu

Hey Shane. Dale said to say, "High".


27 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM (#1511224)
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: jpk

i guit quit quit quit quit


27 Jun 05 - 06:49 PM (#1511279)
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From: GUEST,Honda-Yamaha

Dont worry Dearie they don't waste any ink on lovin and kissin and such, but bootin in the hearse or playin with brass objects applied to peaceful posters is the main course here.


27 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM (#1511320)
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From: GUEST,Taylor Takemine

I quit harassing Martin Gibson ages ago, and nobody noticed that either.


28 Jun 05 - 07:19 AM (#1511521)
Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!!
From: Avril Betts

People only notice when I do things, never when I give up doing things. I recently gave up sex for nearly a fortnight and it wasn't mentioned anywhere. When I was found naked in the High Street early one morning, after a group of building workers took advantage of my affable nature and fondness for the odd drink or twenty and then stripped me and had their evils ways with me, It was in every local paper. Mind you I did meet a very nice reporter who wanted me to demonstrate some of the things that had occurred - well he told me he was a reporter !


28 Jun 05 - 01:43 PM (#1511776)
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From: Little Hawk

Isn't it terrible how building workers and other labourers tend to take advantage of such situations, Avril?

Nobody noticed when I quit the blow-up dolls either.