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BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!

07 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM (#1401627)
Subject: BS: Sir jOhn returns!!!!
From: Paco Rabanne

It's official!! I have just seen sight of a bona fide, logged in post from the great one!


07 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM (#1401629)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Sooz

Good news indeed!


07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM (#1401632)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hello, i'm in an interweb caf, using a proper computer, they are rubbish, and to complicated.


07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM (#1401633)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: TheBigPinkLad

wevome bacl j0hn!


07 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM (#1401634)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor

Ah good. And kind of on a par with proving christianity. I'm a believer.


07 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM (#1401636)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Mick

Lissen bub, don't be taking off like that or a very large Irish American guy is going to come looking for you. I missed you and am glad you are back.

All the best,

Mick


07 Feb 05 - 12:21 PM (#1401637)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

interweb cafes are rubbish, no smirking, i'm off outside to smoke some cigs.


07 Feb 05 - 12:55 PM (#1401663)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: wysiwyg

I never thought he was out of tun myself.

~S~


07 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM (#1401685)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Aw, jOhn! You missed the spatula madness! But that's okay. You would probably have just said, "Waht's htis all abOut? This is musci site, nOt spaluta site!"


07 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM (#1401689)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: greg stephens

I agree those computers are too confusing. My TV internet is fine, when it works. Trubble is, ha;f the time it doesnt. Grand to see you back Sir.


07 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM (#1401728)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle

yes welcome home...!


07 Feb 05 - 02:55 PM (#1401772)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

Oh, goody, he's back, kind of! :) Well, good to hear from you when you can post.

Teresa


07 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM (#1401790)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: jimmyt

Welcome back John!!! You are the mainstay of mudcat!   jimmyt


07 Feb 05 - 03:15 PM (#1401793)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: open mike

advice,sir?
oops-my-keyoard-suffered-spilled-mead-sydrome.
space-bar,b,&-n-keys-are-broke.
have-to-cut-&-paste
help!!
how-to-clea-key-oard??
hair-dryer??


07 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM (#1401797)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

Alcohol, OM! :)

Oh, wait you already put alcohol on it ... and a waste of good mead, too! :) Ok, isopropyl alcohol this time with a rag.

Teresa


07 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM (#1401822)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: open mike

ihavetogetitiside...totheelowthekeys..


07 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM (#1401825)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Peace

Helol jOhn. Its good to ese yuo bcak. Miss you ya odl frat.


07 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM (#1401867)
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From: Once Famous

Bun me.


07 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM (#1401955)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,foolestroupe - "I come fru da window!"

... with butter?


07 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM (#1401962)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

you too loud, man; I can't hear my bongos. ...

teresa


07 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM (#1401982)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

Ok, so I have my own keyboard quirks. My pinkies ain't strong enough to hold down the shift keys, it seems. So I come off like e. e. cummings, or whoever else doesn't use caps. Oh right ... archie the cockroach.

Teresa, member, fwa :)


07 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM (#1401987)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Eric the Viking

Hullo Surgeon, how be ye? apart from the internet cafe.


07 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM (#1401995)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Mingulay

Hull breathes a sigh of relief, the other, minor, parts of the world cheer in joy and exultation. Transistors twitter, germanium diodes glow in anticipation of the pearls of wisdom that will once again pass through their electricaltrickery bits. Praise the Lord and hide the silver, the young Master am come home.


07 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM (#1402054)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Boo! Hiss!

Someone must say this: Darn he is back! Kinda like a bad crotch rash and halitosis.















To be honest, I missed the idiot!





And yes, begrudgingly, Welcome Back.


07 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM (#1402060)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

That sounds like a personal problem to me.

Sorry, had to say that. I'm off to my room now ... alone even.

Teresa


07 Feb 05 - 11:50 PM (#1402184)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: hilda fish

Yes, welcome back. You are the standout personality of the threads! Unique one would say.


08 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM (#1402188)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Little Hawk

Terrific!

However, there is one disturbing side to jOhn's return. I note that he reappeared right around the time Shane (BDiBR) and Don got arrested. Could there be a connection?

I also find it odd that the Ms Rutledges (Penny and Veronica) have not commented at all on jOhn's lengthy absence.

Well, not that odd, I guess....


08 Feb 05 - 01:57 AM (#1402239)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Boab

What Mingulay said-----


08 Feb 05 - 02:05 AM (#1402246)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Joe Offer

I dunno, John. I think your typing and spelling have improved on that Internet Cafe computer.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
But we've missed you.
-Joe-


08 Feb 05 - 02:09 AM (#1402250)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Mudlark

Dang my geranium diodes, it's that good to see you, lad. Don't be a stranger...no, wait...I mean, be as strange as you wish, but stick around..


08 Feb 05 - 04:00 AM (#1402293)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Gurney

Geranium Diodes? Is that flower-power?


08 Feb 05 - 06:54 AM (#1402360)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Glad we had that little chat jjjjOhn.


08 Feb 05 - 01:02 PM (#1402670)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: s6k

welcome back9


08 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM (#1402834)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: freda underhill

glad you're back jOhn - wb!


09 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM (#1403630)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn

wHo this aobut=were hee go an y ee coem bak

eh


09 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM (#1403634)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Teresa

That last post reminded me of kittens when they try to hide. They kinda forget about their long tails that stick out. One friend's cat had a beautiful, resplendent tail that showed up like a flag when she tried to hide.

jOhn=A

Eh? :):)

Teresa


09 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM (#1403863)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Sttaw Legend

jOhn, have you lost your glasses, you are in the reception area of INTERfishNETs CAFE its a bloody brothel not an Internet Cafe - get a grip man - nice to see you back


09 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM (#1403937)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: jacqui.c

So glad you're back jOhn. It hasn't been half as much fun without you.


10 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM (#1404111)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn

Teresa,

Got me first time! You win first prize!!

(Danm difficult to try to be jOhn).


:):):)


10 Feb 05 - 12:39 AM (#1404120)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

LOL! Except the really funny part is that I was using speech, of course, and it said A so I thought it was A ... it was only just now that I spelled it out and discovered it was "eh". LOL! I just assumed it was Amos, My "eh" earlier was coincidental.

That probably makes sense to no one. Just ignore it. :)

Teresa


10 Feb 05 - 06:33 AM (#1404318)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

o/k


10 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM (#1404446)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn

Teresa,

tanks much lot.

Did I nearly get u blieve i is A---?

Tarmac the true path


10 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM (#1404793)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

You need you ashfelt Teresa.
Tar very much
Giok


10 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM (#1405002)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa

LOL!


28 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM (#1445620)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,The Real sIr jOhn!

Heloo,
Some people been post as me, =
last 3 people inb this thread saying me, was not me.
and they just trying to make trubble [they was not me, [and i cam proove it],


= if you not me , and you say ypu me and you not, then just gety kost.



and anyway= joe offer knows that youy not me, bease he told me, and he knoes about computerrers etc, so just get lost, he been in thye army and polices etc, and he knows if people are not them, so just get losty.john


28 Mar 05 - 05:46 PM (#1445622)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST

anyway= they can tell if its you, by youre phione number, so just get lost, and stop beebn me, becase your not me, [
and you could ,make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost.


28 Mar 05 - 07:53 PM (#1445654)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos

Now is the winter of our frozen spawn
Made brilliant summer by this bold Sir John
Who quaffeth, qoth, and quaffeth yet again
Til all the pubs of Hull would not contain the man.
Lift then your glasses, schooners, pints and specs
To one whose virtue to us all doth beck,
To strive to meet; and when the strife is gone,
Know you have drunk as much as drunk Sir john!

Hamworthy Shettlefielde
Poet-Laureate of Dwindlin-on-Touch,
Humberside, 1929


28 Mar 05 - 08:11 PM (#1445662)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Sorch

LOL! Good one, Amos!


28 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM (#1445665)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos

just get lost, and stop being me, becase you're not me, and you could make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost


This is as elegant and pure a prayer for the sovereignty of the soul in its domain as any spoken by the highest Muckamuck in gowns, smoke-pots, and chalice.

Well said, Sir John! You should be a bIshop.


A


29 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM (#1445777)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Hamworthy Shettlefielde

Amos


Stop being me. Get lost.



No no no - I just read it it's a v. good poem. So now you may keep on being me and keep on writing your poems and signing them as me because basically I can't be arsed.

And jOhn,

It is a good thing for people to do impressions of YOU and ME.
It is the sincerest form of flattery.

Yours Hamworthy S.


29 Mar 05 - 09:50 AM (#1445807)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos

Thanks, Hamworthy. You have reinforced all my most solipsistic conceits!


A


29 Mar 05 - 10:39 AM (#1445845)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Giok

Pretending to be Amos; now that's something different. It requires access to a lexicography, and an aridity of such desiccation as would make the sinistrorse Bindweed perish. Were Amos to be placed in an environment of high humidity, or even one that is lightly dampened, he would surely deliquesce, and be lost to Mudcatdom in an oleaginous smudge of homo sapien detritus.
G ]


29 Mar 05 - 10:45 AM (#1445850)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos

Obviously you've never lived in San Diego, Giok, which although naturally a desert region is also at times enshrouded in fog and deluged with rain during the late winter.

But I must say you do have a flair for the most picturesque polysyllabisms, and you say the nicest things!!

A


29 Mar 05 - 12:45 PM (#1445935)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: John MacKenzie

Shouldn't the title of this thread be Sir jOhn retunes?
Giok


29 Mar 05 - 01:34 PM (#1445986)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle

could anybody who is in contact with sir jOhn please ask him to confirm or cancel the gig on April 7th as soon as possible
My number is 01773812626
And I need to know where his folk is

all the best, and many thanks

Big Al Whittle


29 Mar 05 - 08:16 PM (#1446416)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle

refresh


29 Mar 05 - 08:40 PM (#1446442)
Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Amos

I just realized Giok had "aridity" confused with "erudition" -- an understandable mistake. :>D


A


30 Mar 05 - 09:45 AM (#1446881)
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From: GUEST,Giok

Martini may be dry but erudition is emollient and therefore slightly moist Amos.
G ]