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Yogi Bear Song

23 Nov 98 - 12:16 AM (#46537)
Subject: Yogi Bear Song
From: Wotcha

Update on a rugby song "Yogi Bear Song": overheard (ok, participated in) at the Edingburgh Wanderer's RFC, the following additional verses:
    Cyndi likes whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
    Suzi's boyfriend is a cop, Panda, Panda
    Boo Boo's shagging Cyndi Bear, Bastard, Bastard


03 Sep 03 - 04:53 AM (#1011855)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,james.keeble@mellerbraggins.com


03 Sep 03 - 08:31 AM (#1011938)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Snuffy

Alanww sang this round the campfire at the Wareham Wail this weekend. Perhaps he'll send you what he's got.


03 Sep 03 - 09:10 AM (#1011959)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Liz the Squeak

Oh please, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Many years ago, the usual crew and a rather nice rowing gentleman (I use the term loosely) sang about 30 different verses of this, at Towersey.

One of the more sensible ones was 'Yogi's into photographs, Kodiak, Kodiak.....'

Please, we beg you, DON'T let it start all over again? For the love of Mudcat?? Please?!!!!!

LTS


03 Sep 03 - 01:00 PM (#1012079)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: JudeL

Suzi likes it long and green, cucum, cucum...ber
sorry Liz just couldn't resist


03 Sep 03 - 01:07 PM (#1012084)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: JudeL

for those who are interested here's a link to the version of the yogi bear song that is in the DT


03 Sep 03 - 01:21 PM (#1012094)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Joe Offer

For the sake of completeness, does anybody remember the theme song from the cartoon show?
-Joe Offer-
    Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear
    Yogi Bear is always in the Ranger's hair

    At a picnic table you will find him there
    Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear

    He will sleep till noon but before it's dark
    He'll have every picnic basket left in Jellystone Park

    Yogi has it better then a millionaire
    That's because he's smarter than the average bear
You can find more about the show on this page (click). I didn't find songwriter information - but from extrapolation, I'd guess that the songwriters are the same as those for the Flintstones theme and other Hanna-Barbera series, Hanna and Barbera wrote lyrics, with tune by Hoyt Curtin. You'll find a recording of the song here (click).


03 Sep 03 - 01:57 PM (#1012111)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: running.hare

one Not mentioned in The DT I learnt round the Wareham fifire

"Yogi wears a condom, care bear, care bear..."


03 Sep 03 - 05:32 PM (#1012259)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Blackcatter

Hey, hey Boo-boo!

Yogi Bear Theme
by Hoyt Curtin, Joseph Barbera & Wiliam Hanna
Original Air Dates: 1960 - 1963 (syndicated)


Lyrics as listed above are correct.

Check out: Blackcatter's World of TV Theme Lyrics for all the theme lyrics to Hanna & Barbara songs.


10 Sep 03 - 01:56 PM (#1016388)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,London

Yogi also likes young boys, poofter, poofter!

Yogi's got a case of crabs, itchy, itchy!


09 Oct 03 - 08:07 AM (#1032336)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,Alucard (crypted)

"yogis knob is long and green, cucum, cucum,
yogis knob is long and green, hes a cucum bear."

Yeah i remember this song, my wrists are still scared...
The only way i could get away from it was to constantly smoke weed, at which point i came up with the below:

yogi sees pick a nick baskets, stoner! stoner!
yogi sees pick a nick baskets, hes a stoner bear!


09 Oct 03 - 09:54 AM (#1032391)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

And many years ago I had the Yogi Bear theme song on a single with the b side which went something like:

(sung by the Ranger)

Jellystone Park
Was dismal and dark
Before Yogi

Tourist were bored
And bears were ignored
Before Yogi

and then there was something like a chorus which approximated

Then Yogi and Boo Boo you came
And the world (?) would never be the same


Oh good grief, am I really writing this, we're talking about 40 years ago, how can I remember this???!!!!!!


23 Oct 03 - 06:52 PM (#1040672)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,Andy Eustace

I know a bear that you don't know
Yogi... Yogi...

Yogi's got a girlfriend
Suzi... Suzi...

Suzi takes it up the a###
Cucum, Cucum,

Yogi likes it in a car
Panda, Panda

Yogi likes it in a car
Panda, Panda Bear

Suzi likes it on the fridge
Polar, Polar

Suzi likes it in the Mouth
Gumi, Gumi

Yogi's likes them tall and blonde
Dani... Dani...

Suzi supports the Caley tinks
Hard to, hard to

Yogi's got a little friend,
Boo Boo, Boo Boo

Yogi takes it up the arse
Brown Bear, Brown Bear

Yogi uses Featherlite
Care Bear, Care Bear

Yogi's gone is long and green,
Cucum, Cucum.

Yogi does it all night long
Threadbare, threadbear

I would shag it all night long
Dani, Dani

Yogi likes it nice and rough
Grizzly, Grizzly

Yogi takes it up the chimney
Sooty, Sooty

They all have an enemy
Ranger Ralph, Ranger Ralph

Yogi is bisexual
Ac/Dc

Boo Boos in to whips and chains
Masachistic, Masachistic

Ranger Ralph's a necrophile
Dead fuck, Dead Fuck

Yogi has a good old friend,
Bobo, Bobo Bear...

Ranger Smith f**** animals,
animals, animals...

Yogi likes it upside-down,
Koala, Koala bear...

Cindy hates it up the bum,
Hard to, hard-to-bear...

Cindy has got P.M.T.,
Grizzly, grizzly bear...

Boo Boo's shagging Cyndi Bear,
Bastard, Bastard

Cyndi has a shaven snatch,
Grizzly, Grizzly

Cyndi wears crotchless undies,
Teddy, Teddy

Cyndi likes it on the ice,
Polar, Polar

Cyndi gets what she deserves,
Pregnant, Pregnant

Suzi's boyfriend has no teeth,
Gummi, Gummi

Suzi's snatch it smells like cheese,
Camel, Camel

Suzi she has great big tits,
More than, More than (I can bear)

Cyndi's tampon has no string,
Cotton, Cotton

Yogi didn't use a condom,
Daddy, Daddy

Yogi didn't wipe his butt,
Brown, Brown

Yogi got a case of crabs,
Itchy, Itchy

Yogi lights Kuwaiti farts,
Saddam, Saddam

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool,
Wanker, Wanker

Yogi smokes a great big splif
Stoner, Stoner

Yogi also likes young boys,
Poofter, Poofter

Song ender: Yogi he has HIV,
Dying, Dying


23 Oct 03 - 10:45 PM (#1040789)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

Also found in the Rugby Threads.



Sincerely,

Gargoyle


23 Oct 03 - 10:53 PM (#1040793)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Melani

My daughter learned it in Sea Scouts (!).


23 Oct 03 - 11:21 PM (#1040799)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: Amos

(big sigh) Pathos has many faces.....



A


12 Nov 03 - 09:17 AM (#1052353)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,STEVO!!!

I love this song its really good at parties when i pick up the guitar and wee alllll have a good sing to it lol


12 Nov 03 - 09:30 AM (#1052358)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: sweetfire

this song is currently going round my college. my friend learnt it while on holiday in turkey.....


26 Mar 04 - 08:35 AM (#1146608)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,littleyd


27 Mar 04 - 05:46 AM (#1147422)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,catz rugby

yogi's got alzheimer's
remem, remem.....ber


17 Apr 04 - 04:51 PM (#1163954)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,jamesb_1987@hotmail.com

i got another verse :S

susie she likes whips and chains
kinky, kinky
shes a kinky bear, shes a kinky bear
susie she likes whips and chainsshes a kinky bear

suzie shaved her pubic hair
shes a grizzly bear, shes a grizzly bear
suzie shaved her pubic hair shes a grizzly bear

suzie put in her mouth
goblin, Goblin
suzie put in her mouth shes a goblin bear
shes a goblin bear , shes a goblin bear
suzie put in her mouth shes a goblin bear

whos the bear right over there?
whos the bear right over there big tits, blonde hair
big tits and blonde hair
it must be danni bear coz shes got big tits and blonde hair

boo boo turned up with his friends
gang bang, gang bang
boo boo turned up with his friends hes a gang bang bear
hes a gang bang bear hes a gang bang bear
boo boo turned up with his friends hes a gang bang bear



(end(slow))
now im here all on my own im a lonely bear
what can i do all on my own
lonely... lonely
what can i do all on my own
i'm a wanker bear ..i'm a wanker bear
every time im on my own im a wanker bear
i'm a wanker bear ..i'm a wanker bear
every time im on my own im a wanker bear


How sad am i?!?!


17 Apr 04 - 09:30 PM (#1164105)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: SmokinBill

In my rugby days, we'd sing:


Cindy doesn't have any teeth,
Gummi, Gummi ...

Cindy packs it in her lip,
Kodiak, Kodiak ...

Yogi likes to blow stuff up,
Unibomb, Unibomb ... Uni-Uni-bomb-bear ....



Smokin' Bill's Digital Depot


18 Apr 04 - 01:03 PM (#1164483)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: X

Banjo tab for the "Yogi Bear Song."                              


Yogi Bear Song                                 

Hanna, Barbera, Curtin
5-String Banjo



    G                         A7                   D7                     
D||-----2--------0--2--4-----|----7----------------|--4--3--4--3--4-----2--4--|
B||--3-----0--1--------------|------------5--------|-----------------3--------|
G||--------------------------|---------------------|--------------------------|
D||--------------------------|---------------------|--------------------------|
G||-----------------------0--|---------0-----------|--------------------------|


G                                                A7                  
---------2--0--------|--0--2--------0--2--4-----|----7----------------|
---------------------|--------0--1--------------|------------5--------|
---------------------|--------------------------|---------------------|
---------------------|--------------------------|---------------------|
----0----------------|-----------------------0--|---------0-----------|


G                         D7          G            F#m       G         
--9--8--9--8--9-----------|--9--8--7---------------|--7----7--7----9-------|
-----------------------8--|-----------8------8--9--|--------------------8--|
-----------------7--9-----|------------------------|-----------------------|
--------------------------|------------------------|-----------------------|
--------------------------|------------------------|-----------------------|


C                      A                                     D7      
--7----7--7------7--8--|--9--7-----------4--5--7--|--9-----9--7----------|
-----------------------|--------8--7--5-----------|-----8----------------|
-----------------------|--------------------------|----------------------|
-----------------------|--------------------------|----------------------|
-----------------------|--------------------------|----------------------|


G                                     E7#5       G                        
--9--8--9--8--9-----------|--9----9--10----------|--9--8--9--8--9-----------|
-----------------------8--|----------------------|--------------------7--8--|
-----------------7--9-----|----------------------|-----------------9--------|
--------------------------|----------------------|--------------------------|
--------------------------|----------------------|--------------------------|


A7          G         
--9--8--7-------------||
-----------8----------||
----------------------||
----------------------||
----------------------||


25 Apr 04 - 06:46 PM (#1170724)
Subject: Yogi Bear Song (actually heard song)e-mail me ^_^
From: GUEST,Skye

I know a bear that you all know
Yogi Yogi
I know a bear that you all know
Yogi Yogi bear
Yogi Yogi bear
Yogi Yogi bear
I know a bear that you all know
Yogi Yogi bear

Yogi has a Girlfriend bear
Suzy Suzy
Yogi has a Girlfriend bear
Suzy Suzy bear
Suzy Suzy bear
Suzy Suzy bear
Yogi has a Girlfriend bear
Suzy Suzy bear

Suzy, she likes whips and chains
Kinky Kinky
Suzy, she likes whips and chains
She's a kinky bear
She's a kinky bear
She's a kinky bear
Suzy, she likes whips and chains
She's a kinky bear

Suzy shaved her pubic hair
Grizzly Grizzly
Suzy shaved her pubic hair
She's a grizzly bear
She's a grizzly bear
She's a grizzly bear
Suzy shaved her pubic hair
She's a grizzly bear

Yogi's nob is long and green
Cucum Cucum
Yogi's nob is long and green
He's a cucum-bear
He's a cucum-bear
He's a cucum-bear
Yogi's nob is long and green
He's a cucum-bear

Suzy put it in her mouth
Goblin Goblin
Suzy put it in her mouth
She's a goblin bear
She's a goblin bear
She's a goblin bear
Suzy put it in her mouth
She's a goblin bear

Yogi's got a cheesy nob
cabin cabin
Yogi's got a cheesy nob
He's a cabin bear
He's a cabin bear
He's a cabin bear
Yogi's got a cheesy nob
He's a cabin bear

Booboo turned up with his friends
Gang Bang Gang Bang
Booboo turned up with his friends
He's a gang bang bear
He's a gang bang bear
He's a gang bang bear
Booboo turned up with his friends
He's a gang bang bear

Who's the bear right over there
Big tits Blonde hair
Who's the bear right over there
Big tits ang Blonde hair
It must be Danni bear
It must be Danni bear
Cause she got big tits n Blonde hair
It must be Danni bear

(Slowly sang)
Now I'm here all on my own
Lonely Lonely
Now I'm here all on my own
I'm a lonely bear
What can I do all on my own
Lonely Lonely
What can I do all on my own
I'm a wanker bear
I'm a wanker bear
I'm a wanker bear
Everytime I'm on my own
I'm a wanker bear
I'm a wanker bear
I'm a wanker bear
Everytime I'm on my own
I'm a wanker bear!


02 Aug 04 - 08:06 AM (#1238837)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,shadownet.co.uk

bobo likes to sit and watch, WANKER , WANKER
bobo likes to sit and watch , WANKER WANKER BEAR
wanker wanker bear (where)
wanker wanker bear (over there)
bobo likes to sit and watch wanker wanker bear.


08 Oct 04 - 03:56 PM (#1292567)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

AAAAAH! LOVE IT! MATEY!!!! MWAH!!!


18 Dec 04 - 02:07 PM (#1360537)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

This song was played repeatedly by the barman in Kelly's Irish pub in Falaraki, Rhodes in October 2004 so must be available on CD.


22 Dec 04 - 07:18 AM (#1363020)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

Come on - get it right

All the verses that mention "cheese" should continue ...

Camem, camem camembert (you know, the cheese!) not "camel" or "cabin"

If a thing's woth doing ...


22 Dec 04 - 07:19 AM (#1363022)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

whoops! ... even worth doing!


22 Dec 04 - 07:31 AM (#1363027)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: CharlieA

oh dear - this reminds me of our Uni Sci Fi Bar crawls just after we had been kicked out of the Warwick arts centre bar for being rowdy! Every term!


22 Dec 04 - 08:06 AM (#1363050)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,Lighter at work

The show was on TV in the early '60s. But did anybody hear the bawdy song before the '90s?


05 Jan 05 - 05:42 PM (#1372428)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,Guest

The whole "gummi bear" verse, I learned like this:

Cindy doesn't clean her twat -- gummi bear


16 Jun 08 - 01:59 PM (#2367087)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST

The tune is "Camptown Races".


09 Oct 08 - 10:00 PM (#2461673)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,Fuzz

I was quite shocked when I heard the dirty version, actually... I learnt it in Girl Guides when I was 8ish as a very cutesy song.

I know someone you all know
Yogi Yogi
I know someone you all know
Yogi Yogi Bear
Yogi Yogi Bear Yogi Yogi Bear
I know someone you all know
Yogi Yogi Bear

(it would continue just with these parts)

yogi has a little friend boo boo...(we'd quickly pass our index finger over our lips to copy the boo boo sound)
yogi has a girl friend too Cyndi Cyndi...(we'd flip the underneath of our hair)
Yogi lives in jellystone jelly jelly...(we'd wiggle and jiggle)
Yogi has an enemy Ranger Ranger Man BAM BAM!!...(we'd be holding up a gun like stance with fingers and then fire off at BAM BAM)

I don't know how it got so nasty....?


23 Sep 10 - 11:55 AM (#2992301)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: open mike

only one mention of a pick-a-nick basket...that's what I think of when I think of Yogi and Boo Boo--smarter than the average bear...


06 Jan 13 - 07:46 PM (#3462358)
Subject: RE: Yogi Bear Song
From: GUEST,malc

As I remember it went something like this:
Yellowstone park was dismal and dark before yogi,
birds wouldn't sing & spring wouldn't spring before yogi.

Then yogi & boo boo you came & the park
will never be e same, thank goodness!

Yellowstone park it sure had no spark befoe yogi
Tourists were bored & bears were ignored before yogi,
We'll yogi may I tell you one day I'll ship you to the Dayton zoo

Ignore me old chum coz things were too glum before yogi