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BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh

16 Jul 04 - 12:24 AM (#1226690)
Subject: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

A horse I know said that. But he wasn't worried.


16 Jul 04 - 12:41 AM (#1226695)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter

How often are horses worried?


16 Jul 04 - 01:08 AM (#1226698)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: open mike

they are such neigh sayers....


16 Jul 04 - 05:40 AM (#1226780)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Dead Horse

Was it a People Whisperer?


16 Jul 04 - 05:42 AM (#1226784)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Leadfingers

I always thought it wqas SHEEP that got worried .


16 Jul 04 - 09:11 AM (#1226882)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Bert

He wasn't worried, but was he singing folk songs?


16 Jul 04 - 09:17 AM (#1226888)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Rapparee

I figured it was a cinch someone would grab the reins and say this. And it turned out to be the mane man, Marty. Shoe, who'd thunk that he'd start something like this, where all hands could have the post position? Rather than geld the lily, I'll let other contribute some mare to this.


16 Jul 04 - 09:22 AM (#1226892)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Leadfingers

Shoe 'nuff Rap


16 Jul 04 - 10:53 AM (#1226949)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: The Fooles Troupe

He musta been worried - he had a long face....


16 Jul 04 - 10:57 AM (#1226950)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: JennyO

A horse goes into a bar.....


16 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM (#1226959)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Saddled with another duff thread for Martin to Stirrup trouble on. Be Blessed.


16 Jul 04 - 11:18 AM (#1226960)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,A whinnying Horse Fly

Oh please let this Horse (thread) Fly Away.

A whinnying Horse Fly


16 Jul 04 - 11:23 AM (#1226964)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Galloping groans are O.K folks but no halterations to the jist of the thread. I think a whip round for Martin is in order....something he canter refuse. The race is on furlong threads so go for it. Be Blessed.


16 Jul 04 - 11:37 AM (#1226975)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Georgiansilver, you have a very big bug up your very tight ass rectum.

Be Damned.


16 Jul 04 - 11:38 AM (#1226977)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

A horse is a horse of course, of couse................


16 Jul 04 - 11:44 AM (#1226984)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: wysiwyg

Aw he's just punnin' witcha MG, don't go all colicky over it! :~)

~S~


16 Jul 04 - 11:46 AM (#1226986)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

If you say so, Susan.

I'm just jerkin' him around, also. It's just so easy to!


16 Jul 04 - 11:51 AM (#1226989)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: beardedbruce

I don't mean to rein on this wonderful discussion, but you all seem to be shouting yourselves horse over the comments of one animal... seems like we would want some conformation before running away with the topis like this... (bg)


16 Jul 04 - 12:25 PM (#1227004)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey

Well, this thread sure ain't a "Run For the Roses"

...more like I stepped in "it" thread.


Someone needs to Halter Martin, Quirt him, and tube him for worms while you'r at it.

However, no need to "beat a dead horse"

Hoarse Horsey


16 Jul 04 - 01:00 PM (#1227023)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter

Not to nag or anything but I'm still waiting for a pun I've never heard before.


16 Jul 04 - 01:02 PM (#1227025)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,John (horse-face) Kerry

A donkey wanders into a gay bar. The bartender says to him, "Hey, we only let gays in here."

The Donkey replys, "It's OK, I'm the horse's ass."


16 Jul 04 - 01:45 PM (#1227061)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Ever the character you choose to be
Martin. Be Blessed.


16 Jul 04 - 02:40 PM (#1227097)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Don Firth

Jeez! Why did I even open this thread? I should have stud in bed!

Don Firth


16 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM (#1227106)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: TheBigPinkLad

Oh-oh ... my allergies are back:

horseSHOE!!!


16 Jul 04 - 04:06 PM (#1227155)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST

they shoe horses, don't they?


16 Jul 04 - 04:14 PM (#1227159)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Nerd

Personally I think Martin should be hung for starting this thread...that's right, like a horse.


16 Jul 04 - 04:54 PM (#1227205)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Nerd

Also, MG, you refer above to Georgiansilver's tight ass rectum. Now I was under the impression that all rectums were ass rectums. And anyway, this is thread drift, because this thread is about HORSE rectums.


16 Jul 04 - 05:08 PM (#1227212)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Actually, there are a few here who have head rectums.

Please, now. get back to the thread.


16 Jul 04 - 05:37 PM (#1227242)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey

Hung! No! Gelded Yes! (if he isn't already!)


MG: I just could not resist. *BG*


16 Jul 04 - 07:46 PM (#1227340)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

"Head rectums".....wonder where you keep yours?? Be Blessed.


16 Jul 04 - 08:12 PM (#1227351)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Don Firth

Probably in the stall. It appears that it stalled some time back and he can't seem to get it started again.

Don Firth


17 Jul 04 - 12:02 AM (#1227453)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Don Filth, isn't it time to change your diaper?

Georgiansilver, Be damned. You are a phony with all of your be blessed crap. That popping sound is your head being removed from your very unholy ass. Worry about blessing all of those priest friends of yours that play with little choir boys. Aren't you part of that fraternity?


17 Jul 04 - 03:18 AM (#1227505)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Well Martin, once again living up to your character as expected.
Enjoy yourself friend as I do in my own way. I feel happy to be the way I am. What you see is what you get!! I am certainly not phony as you put it as I am in real life what I am on here. I sincerely hope that you are different in your life outside Mudcat, as the character you display on here is surely not what you really want of yourself.
Be Blessed.


17 Jul 04 - 07:05 AM (#1227560)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Pied Piper

While we're on the subjuct, have you ever tasted Horse meat?



It's dobbin.


17 Jul 04 - 12:51 PM (#1227688)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter

I had a girlfriend once who's nickname was Fillie. Does that count?


17 Jul 04 - 01:01 PM (#1227696)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey

BC Did it taste like Fis...er, Chicken?

dobbin? as in "oh no! we jus ate ole dobbin!" (our pet horse)


17 Jul 04 - 01:07 PM (#1227700)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter

Modesty prohibits a response.


17 Jul 04 - 01:34 PM (#1227722)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Hoarse Horsey

I got a good laugh out of that BC!


17 Jul 04 - 08:35 PM (#1227925)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: jack halyard

I quote my esteemed friend John Dengate:

"Old Caligula the roman,
So the history books say,
Put his horse into the senate,
Where it always voted neigh..."

                            Jack Halyard


18 Jul 04 - 11:43 AM (#1228191)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Maybe so, G-silver. But cyber-space and my real world are easily distinguishable. I would still rather choose the real world.


18 Jul 04 - 12:46 PM (#1228221)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Then why don't you choose it? Why come on here? What purpose do you serve? Is this really what you want for yourself? Be Blessed.


18 Jul 04 - 06:14 PM (#1228452)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Yes, it is. Because it entertains me, it's relaxing to sit down, I contribute and learn from the music section, and I like to think how it makes your sphinctor get tight.

Be continouisly bothered.


18 Jul 04 - 06:22 PM (#1228456)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST

Georgiansilver is holier than thou, Marty. And holier than the rest of mankind.


18 Jul 04 - 07:03 PM (#1228485)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

I sincerely wish I could be but unfortunately am just a poor sinner..the same as all the rest. Martin...a bit of banter is hardly likely to tighten my sphincter. Be Blessed.


18 Jul 04 - 07:18 PM (#1228497)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Guest, perhaps you should reveal your true identity and your reason for choosing to attack me. Have I done something to upset you?? Explain and I may have to rectify things. Be Blessed.


18 Jul 04 - 07:34 PM (#1228506)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,Judge dread

Well said GS anyone taking the office of guest should not be attacking anyone. Nothing for you to rectify. Ignore the pig.


18 Jul 04 - 09:00 PM (#1228579)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

G-Silver, the Guest is probably your best friend.

Be horny.


18 Jul 04 - 10:01 PM (#1228634)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Blackcatter

Shouldn't that be "Be horsey?"


18 Jul 04 - 11:00 PM (#1228662)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Peace

SSDD.


19 Jul 04 - 03:07 AM (#1228733)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Nice thought Martin but the people I spend time with are not known for insulting remarks. Be Blessed.


19 Jul 04 - 05:24 AM (#1228795)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: The Fooles Troupe

Bran; I'm sure that what is needed....


19 Jul 04 - 11:08 AM (#1228978)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Well, G-silver, are they known instead for hanging out with choir boys?


20 Jul 04 - 03:08 AM (#1229629)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: The Fooles Troupe

Lights on, but nobody home...


20 Jul 04 - 06:05 AM (#1229694)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Martin G,The Church I attend has no choirboys but whether people I know hang out with them whilst out of my sight I wouldn't know.
You seem to have great knowledge on Horses...asses....choirboys and many other things I don't associate with but I will know who to come to for advice on any such topics if future. Thank you for the time you spend writing on these threads to me personally..Your banter is......what can I say...your banter. Be Blessed.


20 Jul 04 - 03:15 PM (#1230060)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Be a douche. yada yada


20 Jul 04 - 04:11 PM (#1230117)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

"Ber a douche.yada yada" is not an expression I am familiar with but you say the nicest things Martin so thank you again. Be Blessed.


20 Jul 04 - 04:25 PM (#1230141)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

Ber a douche?


20 Jul 04 - 05:02 PM (#1230162)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: TheBigPinkLad

It's in France.


20 Jul 04 - 05:50 PM (#1230203)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Once Famous

I hear prices there are inflated.


20 Jul 04 - 06:14 PM (#1230224)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: Georgiansilver

Been there many times, prices not so inflated, at least not as much as your alter-ego. Be Blessed.


22 Jul 04 - 06:46 AM (#1231250)
Subject: RE: BS: The End of the world is Neighhhhhhh
From: GUEST,juice

I was here!

Horse