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30 Sep 02 - 02:05 PM (#794122)
Subject: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Bee-dubya-ell

We do hereby announce the formation of a new public service organization to be known as Dubyas Against Dubya. Some of us who happen to share middle initials with a certain brother to the Governor of Florida wish to take a pro-active stance relative to any perceived guilt by association that may crop up in the future. Just as many good Americans of Arab ethnicity were harassed in the aftermath of 9/11, we are afraid that the Dubyas of the world will be singled out for revenge when Mr. Bush's shit hits the fan. In other words. When the angry mob gets ready to lynch the SOB when the body-bags start comin' in we don't want our jewels caught in the squeeze.

The only qualifications for membership are 1) your middle initial must be "W" and 2) you must firmly believe that a certain fella from Texas whose middle initial is also "W" is the worst person to have ever been elected appointed President of The United States by the U.S. Supreme Court.

Naw.... That's a little too restrictive. Let's say that 1) either of your initials must be "W" and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a puppet whose strings are being pulled by the oil industry.

Nope.... Still not broad enough. Let's say 1) you must have a "W" someplace in your name and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a puppet whose strings are being pulled by his Daddy who is still pissed because that horny bastard Clinton whooped him.

Oh hell! How 'bout 1) you must know someone with a "W" someplace in their name and 2) you must firmly believe that George W. Bush is a moron who thinks he can inspire unity among the American people by creating the most divisive atmosphere since the Vietnam War.


Apply for membership by posting to this thread.

Bruce DUBYA Ell
Prez, WAW


30 Sep 02 - 02:13 PM (#794128)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Bobert

Count me in...

Bobwert


30 Sep 02 - 02:34 PM (#794143)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: wysiwyg

Me too. Hell, I've got one (or two) of the damn things.

~Susan Ewizabeth


30 Sep 02 - 02:38 PM (#794148)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Naemanson

Why?

Why not!

Count me in!

Bwett


30 Sep 02 - 02:42 PM (#794151)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: wysiwyg

This needs a media-savvy spokespewson. I vote for Baba Wawa.

~S~


30 Sep 02 - 02:52 PM (#794156)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Nerd

I suppose in Welsh I could be Nwrd...

But then, in real life my last initial is W, so I'm on board!


30 Sep 02 - 03:52 PM (#794206)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: wysiwyg

Be sure to invite Mmawio, CawolC, and Jack the Sailow. Mistew Wed, Mistew Happy, and of course DougAhw. Wittow Hawk, Hespewis, katwaffing, Cweetus, the Wedge Boys, Wick Fiewlding, McGwath in Hawlow...

Ooops, gotta go!

~S~


30 Sep 02 - 04:35 PM (#794240)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: beadie

Ain't it fun to be in on the ground floor?!

Please add my name to the growing (and sure to be huge) membership list. W is my first initial, and the rest of the qualifications are a perfect fit.

Although I'm not ready to advocate giving Texas back to the descendants of Santa Ana just yet (and throwing Dubya in with the real estate), I suspect that many others are. I hesitate only because of the good things that have come out of that state: Bob Wills songs, Willie and Waylon, Lone Star Beer, Molly Ivins, Sam Rayburn and Barbara Jordan, and others too numerous to mention here. Suffice to say, one bad apple does spoil a whole lot of the rest of the barrel, though. Unfortunately, this one got planted in a much larger field and threatens to louse up the whole orchard.


30 Sep 02 - 08:30 PM (#794443)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Thomas the Rhymer

You can count on Thawmas the Whymer...


30 Sep 02 - 09:43 PM (#794507)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Mark Clark

There is now a “Dubyas Against Dubya” chat room but I'm the only one there.

      - Mark


30 Sep 02 - 09:51 PM (#794519)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Willie-O

I am willfully and wholly with whoever wants Willie-O wherever we will win what we want.


Whatever!


Willie-Ow


01 Oct 02 - 05:20 AM (#794695)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Wolfgang

What do I learn from this thread?
When it comes to take a stand against Bush there are ample Mudcatters who don't mind twisting the facts.

Wolfgang (grinning)


01 Oct 02 - 09:28 AM (#794713)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: mike the knife

I have 2 - count me twice.


01 Oct 02 - 10:21 AM (#794755)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: mack/misophist

In the spirit of he whom we all deplore, allow me to add my name to the list. Equivocating massively about the absence or presence of certain semi-vowels. Besides, it would be prejudicial to national security for me to discuss my name or what might be my name, right now.


01 Oct 02 - 11:55 AM (#794811)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Bullfrog Jones

My middle name's Howard --- I'm in!
BJ


01 Oct 02 - 09:25 PM (#795182)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: GUEST,northfolk-Al Cholger

just being for the working cwass... and against the bourge"War"se ought to qwalify me....


01 Oct 02 - 09:30 PM (#795184)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: wysiwyg

Don't forget dear waingewwoger!

~S~


01 Oct 02 - 10:51 PM (#795212)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: GUEST,native

Bush claims Iraq has weapons of mass distructions, many countries have weapons of mass distructions, but only one has used them . Which country could that be?


15 Jan 03 - 06:54 AM (#867272)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar

The "mh" in "ceolmhar" is pronounced "w" in Ulster Irish, so I'm in too. And if that doesn't work, there's always "Welease Woger".


15 Jan 03 - 08:02 AM (#867304)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: JennyO

Wow, a thwead for a wize wild witchy woman, me - Jenny O'Weilly.

It happens I belong to a gwoup of women who call ouwselves the WWW's. thews Dawe Dengate, Cowween Buwke, Suw Gee, and me. If you don't bewieve me, just ask Jennie G. She saw us at Gulgong.


15 Jan 03 - 08:50 AM (#867348)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Willie-O

I should mention that in fact my name is

W. George Cameron

I'm still in!

An American friend mentioned on a listserv a few months ago "I must be a closet Canadian--I think he's a moron too!"

W-O


15 Jan 03 - 10:50 AM (#867420)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Troll

The Prez's public opinion numbers are down to 56% favorable.
The $64,000 Question?
Will we have another disaster?

troll


15 Jan 03 - 11:02 AM (#867432)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: allanwill

Just to let you know you've got support in Awstralia.

Allan W.


15 Jan 03 - 11:06 AM (#867435)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Rick Fielding

Well.....as far a middle names, I think I PREFER the pronunciation

"Weswie" more than the original....so count me in.

Wick


15 Jan 03 - 12:17 PM (#867499)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Don Firth

I'm in.

Donald Wichard Firth


15 Jan 03 - 12:54 PM (#867531)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Ebbie

Right, Donald.

My oldest brother's name begins with a W. And I used to have an Uncle whose did also. Maybe I could be an honorary member? I'll do the grunt work. Oh- my ex-husband's name is Wichard. I'm in!


15 Jan 03 - 01:13 PM (#867548)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Aw-wight fowks!!! Thwead's over thwee months old and still attwacting new members!!! Whoodathunkit???

Yes, Dubya's approval ratings are down. They had an "unscientific" poll on AOL yesterday and the percentages were something like 51% approve, 48% disapprove, 1% neutral. Of course the results were probably skewed by certain people voting every time they logged on. Who, me? Naw, I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing.

Bruce


15 Jan 03 - 01:29 PM (#867565)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Kudzuman

Make that 2 -
Wudzuman and little Woowoo


15 Jan 03 - 06:23 PM (#867829)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Deda

Well my weal name is Webecca -- so COUNT ME IN. Besides, I know someone named Willie -- so count me twice. I think our first order of business should be to secede from the union and start our own new Wepublic.

(In truth, I think the country is so polarized, and there is so much distrust, so much anger and sense of agrievement on both sides, that we might as well split the nation in two. I wouldn't mind having to move if I could live in an America that was not beholden to its farthest-right wing. Just give me a home where women are not reduced to seeking life-threatening back-alley abortions, and where cheap handguns are not considered every whacko's sacrosanct right-- just to name two of many issues.) But hey, as Garrison K likes to say, sure I'm a democrat, but I don't mean any harm by it.


15 Jan 03 - 06:44 PM (#867845)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Lanfranc

I'm with you, life is tough for those of us whose names start with "Al"!

Al An

aka lanfwanc


15 Jan 03 - 06:58 PM (#867850)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Jim Krause

OK, I'm in. I'll sign myself
Jim Kwause


17 Jan 03 - 01:56 PM (#868925)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Bearheart

I'm in.

Beawheawt.

P.S. Have you seen this?

> http://www.dubyadubyadubya.com/

One of the best I've seen.


17 Jan 03 - 02:44 PM (#868954)
Subject: RE: BS: Join Dubyas Against Dubya
From: Stilly River Sage

Bearheart, I'll fix that link for you.

Anyone going to perform or attend a performance of Lysistrata this weekend? I heard about it on npr

I have a "W" (Dwyer) that will gladly join this auspicious group.

SRWS