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Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells

04 Dec 01 - 04:39 PM (#603610)
Subject: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: mousethief

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost a wheel
And the joker got away

My 6yo kindergartener came home and sang us this song last night. He didn't learn it from any book or record or movie, but from older kids at school. Who in turn learned it from older kids, and so on, back to when his older sibs were that age, and even back to when *I* was that age.

Here we have the folk process in pure and undiluted form. By any definition this is a folk song. A short one, granted. But it's a folk song.

Has anybody studied or collected the songs that kids learn from each other? That may be the last refuge, in this increasingly media-saturated age, of pure folk process.

Alex


04 Dec 01 - 04:53 PM (#603629)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Joe Offer

Good question, Alex. I did a search for Batman smells, and found it was mentioned in four other threads. You'll find an extra line in this message, and a tasty thread called Naughty Kids' Greatest Hits.
Seems to me I heard:

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Tin cans all the way
...but the tin cans don't seem to fit. I wonder what it was supposed to be.
A Google Search (click) for "Batman smells" proves that this song is an absolute classic. Bart sang it on The Simpsons (listen here), and it made various lists like this (click), which tell you how to be annoying (567 sites tell you exactly the same thing, to sing "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" until physically restrained).
-Joe Offer-


04 Dec 01 - 06:34 PM (#603720)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Steve

The earliest book I know of kids' folk songs is William Wells Newell's Games and Songs of American Children, published in 1884. A new version came out in 1998.

There are lots of other books on kids' songs including Brown Girl in the Ring (on West Indian ones). Just look in the library, and ye shall find!


04 Dec 01 - 07:02 PM (#603752)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mark Cohen

The one I heard wasn't exactly a kids' song, but a folk song nonetheless. Word was that it originated with the grunts in Vietnam, though someone out there might be able to authenticate or plausibly deny that.

Jingle bells, mortar shells
VC in the grass
You can take your Christmas tree
And shove it up your ass

Sadly, some things never go out of style.

Aloha,
Mark


04 Dec 01 - 07:09 PM (#603763)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Dave the Gnome

Jingle Bells. Batman Smells.
Robin's flown away.
The batmobile has lost a wheel
and Alfreds eating hay...

Was our version. Last line never quite made sense to me but what the hell!

We also did

While shepherds washed there socks by night and
God rest ye Gerry Mentlemen.

Ahhh. Happy days;-)

Cheers

Dave the Gnome


04 Dec 01 - 07:46 PM (#603799)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Liz the Squeak

Jingle Bells, Rudolph smells, Santa ran away With the fairy from the Christmas tree, They ran off yesterday hey!

That was our version. A long, long, LONG time ago....

LTS


04 Dec 01 - 08:01 PM (#603810)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: alison

or one of the Belfast versions

Jingle Bells. Batman Smells.
Robin flew away.
he did a fart behind a cart
and blew up the IRA.

slainte

alison


04 Dec 01 - 10:04 PM (#603902)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mark Cohen

Dave, Alan Sherman did one a little like yours, on My Son, the Folk Singer:

God rest you, Jerry Mendelbaum
Let nothing you dismay
This May you had a rotten month
So what is there to say?
Let's hope next May is better
And good things will come your way
And then you'll have a month without dismay
Next May

Aloha,
Mark


04 Dec 01 - 10:06 PM (#603905)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mark Cohen

Oh, and I've been trying to find the rest of the one that starts

We three kings of Orient are
Tried to light a 10 cent cigar


since I heard it in high school. Anybody?


04 Dec 01 - 10:19 PM (#603916)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: sophocleese

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel
Got too fat to sit on a toilet

That's how my son sings it. I think he tends to mumble the last line.

We three kings of Orient are
Smoking on a trick cigar
BANG!

We two kings of Orient are
Smoking on a trick cigar
BANG!

I a king of Orient are
Smoking on a trick cigar
BANG!

-

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-

-

Silent Night, Holy Night....

So how many variations of We Three Kings are there?

We three kings of Orient are (Eaton's Square)
Trying to sell some cheap under wear
Superfantastic, no elastic
99 cents a pair.


04 Dec 01 - 11:03 PM (#603950)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Sorcha

I still like:
Here comes Santy with a sack of sh*t (3x)
And all them stinkin' reindeer!


05 Dec 01 - 02:07 AM (#604055)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Liz the Squeak

We three kings of Leicster Square Selling ladies underwear Oh so drastic, No elastic Only tuppence a pair....

Oooohhhhh oooohhhhhhh bra of wonder, bra so tight let me boost my tits tonight, upward going, overflowing give the men an awful fright!

LTS


05 Dec 01 - 02:50 AM (#604062)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Kaleea

We three kings of orient are tried to smoke a rubber cigar it was loaded and exploded! (do motion as if strumming a harp) We three kings of orient are!

& I learned it: Jingle Bells, shotgun shells, rabbits all the way, Oh what fun it is to ride in Grandpa's Chevrolet . . .

& How about: We wish you a Hare Krishna Hark! the hairlip angels sing, gory is our new bored king Wreck the halls with bugs of holly Up on the mousetop kitty paws IT came upon a midnight beer Do you smell what I smell? (which of course leads to): Go smell it on the mountain Have a holly jolly beer mug Have yourself a furry little Christmouse & my fav: Come, they told me the rump roast is done!


05 Dec 01 - 04:07 AM (#604076)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Dave the Gnome

And on the three kings theme, with apologies to the recently and not so recently departed...

We four Beatles from Liverpool are
George in a taxi
Paul in a car
John on a scooter, sounding his hooter
Following Ringo Starr.

DtG


05 Dec 01 - 08:27 AM (#604144)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: artbrooks

Mark Cohen: I can validate that we sang that version in Cam Ranh Bay in 1971, except our's went "take your homemade Christmas pie" rather than "you can take your Christmas tree" and insert it inappropriately.


05 Dec 01 - 01:37 PM (#604323)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Maxine

Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away Mr Silly lost his willy on the motorway..... my kids seem to think that version is hillarious - sorry if you don't! My sons' recent one is (to the music of Daylight come and we want to go home): Hey Mister Taliban, hand over Bin Laden - The Airforce come and they save the day. Simple things.....


05 Dec 01 - 01:55 PM (#604343)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mrrzy

My end line is The Joker took ballet, hey!

Also, LtS, you made me really laugh!

S**t on the hillside, s**t on the hillside, stinking up the shadows / Flies all around it, flies all around it, over field and meadows... can't remember the rest of that one.

From Shrek: Jingle bells, Ogre smells, Donkey laid an egg...


05 Dec 01 - 02:22 PM (#604372)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mark Cohen

Thanks, art...it's good to know it's authentic! Although I'm sorry you had to be there to sing it.

Aloha,
Mark


06 Dec 01 - 01:03 AM (#604757)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Melani

We three Kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded, it exploded...
Now we are travelling far.


06 Dec 01 - 02:07 PM (#605076)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Little Hawk

People drinking and carousing, people stumbling around
People lying dead drunk in the gutter
People weaving down the sidewalk
Falling down to the ground
Very soon it will be Christmas Day!

(those were the days before Ride Check)

- LH


06 Dec 01 - 03:40 PM (#605122)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: SharonA

"Mr. Silly lost his willy on the motorway"? Sounds like Lorena Bobbitt's husband (as I recall, after she cut it off, she drove off with it and flung it out the car window into some bushes). Just goes to show: truth is stranger than fiction but not always stranger than a child's imagination....


06 Dec 01 - 07:56 PM (#605315)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Uncle_DaveO

Then of course there's the great Pogo classic:

Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla, Wash, and Kalamazoo!!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley!
Swaller dollar, collie-flower, alley-garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby, Lillie-boy, Louisville Lou!
Trolly Molly, don't love Harold,
Boola-boola Pensacoola, Hullaballoo!

and of course

Good King Sauerkraut looked out
On his feets uneven!

Thank you for reminding me of these timeless jewels!

Dave Oesterreich


07 Dec 01 - 04:02 AM (#605530)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Liz the Squeak

The Wenceslas pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even.....

Good King Wenceslas looked out,
on a piece of streaky (bacon)
All the peasants round did shout
Oi, your roof is leaky!

LTS


07 Dec 01 - 06:14 AM (#605576)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: CharlieA

We three King of Orient are, One in a taxi one in a car, One on a scooter blowing his hooter, Following yonder star

That was one of the versions we used to sing all those years back at school (well not that long ago really!)

Cxxx


07 Dec 01 - 08:42 PM (#606103)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Tattie Bogle

While shepherds washed their socks by night

All seated round the tub

A bar of Sunlight soap came down (Who remembers Sunlight soap?)

And they began to scrub. Tattie B


14 Dec 01 - 01:35 PM (#609756)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Mrrzy

refreshingly hilrious


14 Dec 01 - 02:15 PM (#609812)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Ron Olesko

My son also learned Jingle Bells, Batman Smells in his Kindergarten class - except he swears his teacher taught the class the lyrics! I'm glad to see the folk tradition being carried out in our public schools! My son is now making up his own versions.

Ron


14 Dec 01 - 02:19 PM (#609815)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Rob

I can't believe no one has yet mentioned the variant on "Jingle Bells" we used to sing in the playground. I won't set it out, as it's guaranteed to offend somebody, but there was a lot of killing and stabbing going on, as between Santa, Rudolph, Barbie Doll and G.I. Joe.


14 Dec 01 - 02:36 PM (#609826)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: breezy

this side of the pond- i.e. the right side- dont always get the drift Guest Rob so LAY IT OUT.please.Your playground was not mine.


14 Dec 01 - 03:23 PM (#609869)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Den

Sniff my balls
They smell like Holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Tis the reason
I'm so jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la,

Sorry, Den


14 Dec 01 - 05:40 PM (#609965)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Geoff the Duck

Good King Wences last looked out
Of his bedroom winder (window)
Silly beggar, he fell out
And landed on a cinder

It then continued -
Brightly shone his bum that night
- but the rest of the line currently escapes me
Geoff!


15 Dec 01 - 12:37 PM (#610455)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,ermintrudeclaire

jingle bells, jingle bells i'm a morris man i jingle in the morning and i jingle whenever i can i've got bells on me hat and a tankard i drink beer without the fizz and all i want from santa is a beard much bigger than his.


15 Dec 01 - 02:00 PM (#610504)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: breezy

can you help geoff out?


16 Dec 01 - 05:21 AM (#610884)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Roughyed

There is a book published some time ago called (I think) tThe language and Lore of Schoolchidlren by Peter and Iona Opie which goes into these songs in lots of fascinating detail. Some of them are hundreds of years old and have been passed down through generations of children. Well worth searching out.


16 Dec 01 - 05:32 AM (#610886)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Roughyed

Just found this so I thought I'd experiment with blue clickies The Lore and Language of Schoolchildren


16 Dec 01 - 05:43 AM (#610888)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,DrWord

Thanks, Swan, for the reference to the Opies' work.
The title [correction] if folk are looking for it, isThe lore and language of schoolchildren


16 Dec 01 - 07:57 AM (#610913)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Bud

The book "Miss Mary Mack" is a collection of such children's ditties, many of which are naughty. The author/collector had to convince the children that she wouldn't tell on them.

Amazing that I heard most of them when I was in school.


22 Dec 01 - 12:43 PM (#614817)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Leeder

Getting back to Batman, my son contributed a verse:

Batman's in the kitchen,
Robin's in the hall,
The Joker's in the bathroon,
Peeing on the wall.

He's 19 now, but this is what he remembers from his misspent youth.


17 Dec 02 - 01:03 PM (#849021)
Subject: RE: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Cluin

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
the Joker got away
(or "so they used it as a sleigh")

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
He dropped a fart behind a cart
While reading Hemingway (???)

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Lost his pants in the south of France
and found them in Bombay

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom...


Waitaminnut! That's a shitty one. You can't force that one.


23 Oct 05 - 10:00 PM (#1589394)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Azizi

Okay folks, it's been almost 4 years. Surely we're adult enough to let the naughty child in us have some innocent {??!!} fun.

Here's a version of the jingle bells rhyme that GUEST,Rob may have been referring to in his 14 Dec 01 post:

Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go
crashing into trees
{bam bam bam}
the snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
Oh no! I'm in the hospital
with needles in my head

Jingle bells jingle bells
Santa {Claus} is dead
because Rudolph took a 22
and shot him in the head
Oh, Barbie girl barbie girl
tried to save his life.
But Ken from Mexico
stabbed her with a knife.

{thanks to Alexandra, age 13 years}

Does anybody else remember another versions of this or other children's parodies?


24 Oct 05 - 08:37 PM (#1590122)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Uke

New Zealand, around 1979...

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin ran away
Wonder Woman lost her bosom
On the motorway - Hey!


25 Oct 05 - 03:38 AM (#1590284)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Lancashire Lad

This thread ties in nicely with a playground "chant" my friends 7 year old son just ressurected.
This is a "taunt' to girls in the playground and accompanied by animated pointing to various anatomical areas.

Milk, milk, lemonade.
Round the corner, chocolates made.

The simple things in life eh!

Cheers
LL


25 Oct 05 - 10:00 AM (#1590465)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Van

Jingle bells batman smells
Robin's ran away
The batmobile has lost its wheels
And landed in the hay

Scottish mid 60s


25 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM (#1590684)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Seamus Kennedy

Jingle bells Batman smells
Robin's ran away,
He blows his nose on Cheerios,
And eats them every day.

Seamus


14 Dec 06 - 07:59 AM (#1909315)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Guest Ross

Similar to the New Zealand, Australian version, around 1979...

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Wonder Woman lost her nickers,
Flying TAA - Hey!


04 Dec 07 - 04:24 PM (#2208568)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST

Jingle Bells Batman smells Robin layed an egg Mr.Freez had took the cheese and I don't know the rest hey


04 Dec 07 - 06:08 PM (#2208638)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,cookster

Skiing down a slope in a pair of broken skis over hills we go
running into trees. I think I'm almost dead I got knocked in the
head,and now I'm in the hospital,and the sheets are turning red.


09 Dec 07 - 08:35 AM (#2211853)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST

jingle bells
santa smells
he's been drunk all day
hey!

i dont know the rest...


15 Dec 07 - 05:11 PM (#2216105)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,dorette2007

We three kings of orient are
trying to smoke a rotten cigar
2 on a tricycle
3 on a bicycle
one in a donkey cart
oh! bread and butter
chicken and pear
this is all that we can spare
Tom ran in a took a bite
a swear that he could win the fight

(I learn this chorus when I was a small child growing up)


16 Dec 07 - 02:51 AM (#2216336)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,ROD

Jingle bells batman smells 50 miles away
he blows his nose with cherreeos
and eats em everyday


16 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM (#2216465)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: melyssa

I haven't thought of Alan Sherman since I was in elementary school. I used to listen to the album My Son the Folk Singer all the time at my grandmothers house. Sir Greenbaums Madrigal was my favorite.

Back to the topic...here is a version of that we used to sing in Minnesota.

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid and egg
Joker turned around the corner
......

Can't seem to remember the last part of it.


21 Dec 07 - 08:17 PM (#2220636)
Subject: dashing through the snow
From: GUEST,crissi

Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, Ore the clifs we go...smashing into tree. (Ow, Ow, Ow) The snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride, on my snowmobile with stitches stI'll in my side. (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh) I hit a patch of ice, it wasn't very nice, you'd think I learned the first time but again I pay the price.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!
I've learned very well, that when the weater's bad, I won't go out on anymore adventures like I had. When winter comes again, I don't think I will roam, I almost got killed twice this year so I think I'll stay home.
Oh jingle bells it hurt like hell when I hit that tree, if I'm not back in a half-hour call 911 for me!

i love this song it is so funny i heard it from my friend today


17 Mar 08 - 05:08 PM (#2290948)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,jason

jingle bells school smells mr.robin laid an egg dressed in teal fucked ms.veal then ran away oh. lol

jason 11


30 Nov 08 - 06:55 PM (#2504362)
Subject: eveyones lyrics are wrong
From: GUEST,therightperson

it's
Dashing through the snow on a pair of broken skis, over the hills we go crashing into trees (hahaha), snow is turning red Santa's almost dead, Rudolph took a 2 by 4 and smashed him in the head


30 Nov 08 - 10:52 PM (#2504520)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells)
From: GUEST

jingle bells batman smells
robin flew away
he did a fart behind a cart
and blew up the ira


30 Nov 08 - 11:50 PM (#2504543)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Barbara

I'm sure I've posted this before, but it's a classic. I learned it from my 10 yr old (she's now 22).

Joy to the world that Santa's dead.
We barbecued his head.
And what about the body?
We flushed it down the potty,
And round and round it goes,
Round and round it goes,
Rou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound
it goes.

Blessings,
Barbara


01 Dec 08 - 07:54 AM (#2504759)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: trevek

Jingle Bells. Batman Smells.
Robin's flown away.
The batmobile lost a wheel
and The Joker said "Hooray!"


01 Dec 08 - 09:59 AM (#2504898)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Hong Kong in the early 80s (from British fri

Jingle Bells
Batman Smells
Robin laid an egg
Wonder woman lost her bosom
On her way to bed
Hey


01 Dec 08 - 11:09 AM (#2504964)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: banjoman

Hark the herald angels sing
Beechams pills are just the thing
They are gentle they are mild
Two for a man and one for a child
If you want to go to heaven
You should take a dose of seven
If you want to go to hell
Eat the ruddy box as well

One of many lost in the mists of time
Pete


02 Dec 08 - 06:16 AM (#2505663)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Nigel Parsons

Pete (Banjoman) You are one sick individual.

I like it!!


07 Dec 08 - 04:18 PM (#2509732)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Boobs(:

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!


11 Dec 08 - 04:27 PM (#2512920)
Subject: RE;Dashing in the snow
From: GUEST,person123

dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go
crashing into trees
the snow is turnng red
i think im gonna be dead
i woke up in the hospital
with chickens on my head
ohh jingle bells
shotgun shells
batman laid a gun
he shot his butt in pizza hut
in 1941 hey


11 Dec 08 - 06:36 PM (#2513054)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Guest Cath

From my schooldays, coming on 50 years ago:

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin flew away,
Batmobile's got no wheels
And that's what we all say, hey,

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin broke his wing,
Batmobile's got no wheels,
And that's what we all sing.


13 Dec 08 - 01:15 PM (#2514381)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Jessica C.

try to finish the blanks

Dashing though the snow
in a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go crashing
into trees my face
is getting red I
think I'm almost dead
somebody call the ambulence
befor I lose my head Oh!
_ _ _ _ reindeer taste like spam
kick an elephant and enjoy
yourself and have a cup of cheer!


13 Dec 08 - 01:24 PM (#2514388)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Jessica C.

sorry I kinda messed up the first one

Dashing though the snow
in a pair of broken skis
over the hills we go crashing
into trees my face
is getting red I
think I'm almost dead
somebody call the ambulence
befor I lose my head Oh!
Jingle presents
Beat the pheasants
reindeer taste like spam
kick an elf and enjoy
yourself and have a cup of cheer!


14 Dec 08 - 04:33 PM (#2515209)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Batmobile lost its wheel
and Joker got away, hey.


15 Dec 08 - 12:36 PM (#2515940)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Jonny Sunshine

I never knew there were so many versions. This is what we used to sing in Reading in around 1977

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
father Christmas lost his whiskers
on the M4 motorway


Don't you just love the oral tradition? ;-)


21 Dec 08 - 04:50 AM (#2521177)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Tipsy Turvy

I remember this one from primary school:

Joy to the World,
John Howards dead,
We barbecued his head.
He didn't pay his taxes,
We chopped him up with axes,
Joy to the World John Howards dead.

I went to his coffin,
I went to his grave.
Everyone threw flowers,
I threw a grenade.
The coffin went up,
the coffin came down,
the coffin went splat all over the ground
Joy to the World John Howards dead.

I looked in his coffin,
He wasn't quite dead.
So I pulled out a bazooka and blew off his head
Joy to the World John Howards dead.


14 Oct 09 - 06:28 PM (#2745995)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells,
From: GUEST,me

Dashing through the snow on a par of broken skis over the hills we go crashing into trees " ouch ouch ouch" the snow's turning red i think im almost dead all i want for christmas is to be in a hospital in bed!ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...........


14 Oct 09 - 06:53 PM (#2746019)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Dave Hunt

Ah - must be getting near Christmas again!!

We three Beatles of Liverpool are
John in a taxi, George in a car
Paul on a scooter blowing his hooter
Following Ringo Starr
____________________

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robins gone away
Catwoman lost her knickers on the M6 motorway

_________________

We three kings of Orient are, trying to smoke this Hamlet cigar
It was loaded... it exploded.... BANG

We two kings of orient etc....BANG

I'm a king from Orient far, trying to smoke etc....
BANG........................... SILENT NIGHT

___________________

Our condoms are the very best , the very best that's made
They come in several sizes both of leather and of suede
They don't give much protection 'cause our staff are underpaid
But we guarantee both comfort and joy, comfort and joy
Yes we guaranteed both comfort and joy

________________________

Comfort and Joy to you all!
Dave


14 Oct 09 - 08:46 PM (#2746104)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Pierre Le Chapeau

While Shepherds washed there Socks by night
They ordered Fish and Chips.
The Angel of the Lord came down...
And charged them one and six.


21 Dec 09 - 06:23 PM (#2793904)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST

i learned it as

we three kings of orient are
we go pee on rubber cigars
they were loaded
they exploded
now we are traveling far


11 Feb 10 - 11:08 AM (#2836177)
Subject: Jingle Bells,dashing through the snow on ...
From: GUEST,GUEST

Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
oh that feels we know
crashing into trees
OW! OW! OW!
the snow is turning red
or i think i'm almost dead
Oh no! I'm in the hospital
with cigarettes in bed!


17 Feb 10 - 02:26 PM (#2842178)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: Amos

TIna:

Start your own thread.


A


09 Dec 10 - 05:03 AM (#3049425)
Subject: dashing through the trees
From: GUEST,me 00 11 22 33 44 55 66 77 88 99 1010

dashing through the trees with an pair of brocken skis i kinda think i am dead i woke up in the hospital with stitches on mt head hay .....


05 Dec 11 - 08:31 PM (#3269036)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells)
From: GUEST,destinee

jingle bells batmans smell who are you to say he shot a tree and made it pe and now he has to pay


06 Dec 11 - 02:41 AM (#3269111)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells)
From: Seamus Kennedy

Jingle Bells, Batman smells from fifteen miles away,
He blows his nose on Cheerios, and eats them everyday.


06 Dec 11 - 06:37 AM (#3269178)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Something Smells (Jingle Bells)
From: mayomick

I heard two kids on the bus singing yesterday:
Santa Claus , Santa Claus , how much do you weigh?
I'm glad I'm not the reindeer that has to pull your sleigh


11 Jan 12 - 06:24 AM (#3288571)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST

This is the version we sang at school (circa 1985)
Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin flew away and the joker lost his motor on the motorway, hey.

This is a version my brother told me of We three kings (circa 1990's)
We three kings of orient are, one in a taxi, one in a car. One on a scooter,smoking a zooter and wearing a wonderbra!


03 Jan 13 - 02:50 PM (#3460956)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: GUEST,Jessica

This is what my teacher told me on April fools day.

Jingle bells, shotgun shells, granny had a gun, shot me in the underpants and boy I had to run


I don't know why she did cause it wasn't even Xmas!!!


03 Jan 13 - 06:50 PM (#3461045)
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
From: PHJim

We three kings of Orient are
Trying to smoke a rubber cigar.
It was loaded and exploded
Sent us to yonder star.