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Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)

03 Aug 19 - 07:20 PM (#4003199)
Subject: Obit: Kendall Morse
From: kendall

The rumor of my death is a bit overblown. I was stove up in a car accident last week but I am ok.


03 Aug 19 - 07:35 PM (#4003200)
Subject: RE: Obit: Kendall Morse
From: RTim

You Old Devil......

Tim Radford


03 Aug 19 - 07:36 PM (#4003201)
Subject: RE: Obit: Kendall Morse
From: GUEST,keberoxu

did you HAVE to scare us like that !


03 Aug 19 - 07:49 PM (#4003203)
Subject: RE: Obit: Kendall Morse
From: bbc

Kendall, you scared the hell out of me! Shame on you! We’ve had more than enough deaths for this year!

Barbara


03 Aug 19 - 08:55 PM (#4003207)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse
From: Stilly River Sage

For that reason the title has been changed.


03 Aug 19 - 10:49 PM (#4003215)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Jeri

Thanks for fixing the title so I don't have to go up there and kick his un-dead ass.


04 Aug 19 - 12:19 AM (#4003220)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Joe Offer

Holy s***, Kendall, don't scare us like that.
Joe

(My voice recognition spells "shit" like that...


04 Aug 19 - 02:04 AM (#4003222)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Megan L

Ya daft auld bissim gien me heart failure if a wis closer a wid skelp yer bahookie till yer lugs rang. Glad your ok mdear


04 Aug 19 - 10:01 AM (#4003284)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Stilly River Sage

Jeri, I think you should still plan on making that trip.


04 Aug 19 - 10:39 AM (#4003291)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Sandra in Sydney

a faux obit! much better than a real one...


04 Aug 19 - 07:10 PM (#4003377)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Bill D

Jeri...Wait till he's feeling better, so you can kick his sorry butt a good one. No need scaring everyone like that.


05 Aug 19 - 12:50 PM (#4003488)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: keberoxu

"Un-dead"    makes this sound like a George Romero film.


05 Aug 19 - 03:16 PM (#4003516)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: wysiwyg

Fauxbit


05 Aug 19 - 05:41 PM (#4003525)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: bbc

I like the new title much better! Now I can start breathing again!

Barbara


05 Aug 19 - 09:09 PM (#4003541)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Rapparee

Kendall the Undead!
He rises! He walks by night! He steals your lobster! He plays banjo!

Sounds like a hit movie/video/TV show to me.


06 Aug 19 - 09:35 AM (#4003545)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Stilly River Sage

Now would be the time to promote any new books or recordings since you have a few eyeballs turned your way, Kendall. What have you been up to?


06 Aug 19 - 04:44 PM (#4003586)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: MudGuard

Kendall, is your real name Mark Twain? ;-)


06 Aug 19 - 08:25 PM (#4003608)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: olddude

OMG heart attack at first. Ugh Kendall scare us


07 Aug 19 - 05:47 AM (#4003642)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Ernest

Zero points for style: Fake News have to be twittered. ;0)


07 Aug 19 - 10:57 AM (#4003671)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: olddude

Lol exactly


07 Aug 19 - 01:03 PM (#4003676)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: freda underhill

Kendall glad to see this is fake news. Sorry your car was mashed but very glad you're still kicking. Love to you and Jacquie

freda


07 Aug 19 - 09:15 PM (#4003729)
Subject: RE: Faux Obit: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Severn

He's one Kendall that it will difficult to snuff out......

Can you retitle this "Re:Morse"?


07 Aug 19 - 10:37 PM (#4003732)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Stilly River Sage

Cute. I took the "Faux Obit" off - because there appear to have been a few heart attacks even with that qualifier in the title.


08 Aug 19 - 10:32 AM (#4003792)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Bill D

..-. --- .-. --. --- - - . -. --..-- / -... ..- - / -. --- - / --. --- -. . .-.-.-


08 Aug 19 - 10:53 AM (#4003796)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Stilly River Sage

:-)


09 Aug 19 - 10:23 PM (#4003904)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Little Robyn

Look after yourself and Jacquie too.
Robyn


10 Aug 19 - 12:48 AM (#4003909)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: open mike

HEY, CAP'N, DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT!! I DO LIKE THE SAMUEL CLEMENS CONNECTION, THOUGH! Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated
YOU HANG IN THERE, AND JACQUI, YOU, TOO!


12 Aug 19 - 04:28 PM (#4004312)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: kendall

So many thanks to those who responded to my ill considered post.

I once told a friend that the only time I ever told the truth got me whipped for it. he remarked, "You have to admit that it cured you."


13 Aug 19 - 09:11 AM (#4004424)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: Charley Noble

Still full of piss and vinegar, I see.

Charlie Ipcar


15 Aug 19 - 10:25 AM (#4004631)
Subject: RE: Kendall Morse (check in Kendall-style)
From: SINSULL

He's full of something, for sure. Glad you are OK, Captain.