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BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?

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khandu 14 Sep 06 - 09:48 PM
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Fergie 19 Oct 06 - 11:11 AM
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billybob's son 29 Nov 06 - 11:47 AM
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KB in Iowa 17 Jan 07 - 10:18 AM
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KB in Iowa 18 Jan 07 - 04:59 PM
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KB in Iowa 29 May 07 - 01:24 PM
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KB in Iowa 30 Jul 07 - 01:24 PM
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Subject: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,me
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:17 PM

Hi. I'm new, and bored. Wondering if this will ever reach 5000 posts. I'd like to hear 4999 opinions on the matter please.
Thankyou

from
Meeeeeeeeee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:33 PM

I doubt it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: number 6
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:34 PM

We shouldn't post to this thread LH ... it only encourages trouble makers.

sIx


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: open mike
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:54 PM

no


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kaleea
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 01:59 PM

my psychodellic powers tell me that it is not likely


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 02:23 PM

I have already asked for it to be deleted ]
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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 03:04 PM

Anyone who posted more than once to this stupid thread would have to be a complete assho....

Oops.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: gnu
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 03:16 PM

Only time will tell. Kinda like shooting an apple off the top of a child's head with a bow and arrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 04:10 PM

Stupider Stranger things have happened around here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 04:13 PM

My Magic 8 Ball says: "Don't bet on it."

Michelle :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Scoville
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 04:20 PM

Doing my bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 04:53 PM

If one of the clones changes the title, it just might...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: *daylia*
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 05:24 PM

Here's 20 posts for the price of one. Beat that! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 05:27 PM

Those aren't real posts, daylia. It says right on the page that they're forged.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Jun 06 - 08:04 PM

But were they Mountain or Valley Forged?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:41 AM

Put your fingers in your ears, and go Tingalingaloo!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 08:42 AM

Only some of the Steel posts are Forged, The Reast are Cast...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 06 - 11:43 PM

This thread will probably only have 5000 posts in a universe where our "18" is the equivalent of their "5000".


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Benjamin
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 02:32 AM

It's a good question. I wouldn't worry about betting on it since I can find no Vegas Odds on this thread. However, I also didn't search very hard for those odds, which is to say that I didn't search at all.
Firecat, what's your oppinion? I always enjoy reading that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 05:09 AM

Well, the only topics to even approach that are George Bush, and song snippits. And MOAB, but I'm not sure what that's all about......


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:34 PM

"And MOAB, but I'm not sure what that's all about......"

You don't know what it is about????

It is about Harry Lee Wigley and various facets of him which include quarks, freds, air freshner, porta-potties, plastic wal mart chairs, frog-licking, Cherokee headdresses, kingdoms, Sheeny Knause, Shatner, Rustic Rebel, Jabberwocky, slithy toves, Slick and Gatemouth, poetry, cheese, opera, Shatner, King James, sex, lack of sex, frilly panties, the letter M, 1992, Tweed, farts, Penelope Rutledge, guns, gnus, news, nugs, rugs, dreams, Shatner, humor, anger, ego, id, boredom, Joe Offer, religion, idol worship, more quarks, quirks, dirks, dorks dirges, the dead, the living, the merely existing, genitalia, regalia, prophecy, money, crowns, ass, asses, more asses, guest, members, MOAB, Mother, mortar, fathers, feathers, fetters, brothers, brothels, Sissy, Bert, Ernie, Burton Nernie, skulls, other things, everythings and more.

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: frogprince
Date: 13 Jun 06 - 10:50 PM

Only 4,979 to go...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 04:59 AM

If you switch to base 6, then 5000 = 625 in base 10, which might be easier...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 06:29 AM

If this actually were to reach 5000 - on what date do you think it would actually happen? It's June 14, 2006 now. What will the answer be?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 06:45 AM

Funny, just before I read GUEST's post, I was working it out. It's not exactly speeding along, is it.

I calculate at the rate it is going, it should reach 5000 by about February 6, 2008. I think I'd rather spend my time Watching paint dry (yawn!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 12:29 PM

Guaranteed not.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 01:34 PM

here's a bunch to help

and here's a few more. If you need extras, just ask.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 06:10 PM

Nice to see my little legacy has not yet left the bottom of the screen and gone through the floor, We're getting there slowly but surely like a big brass band in a Bedford! I reckon on arriving at the town of 5000, in the same year!.....
C.J Haughey Former Irish Taischach (Prime Minister) or in English "Gangster" Died yesterday, any thoughts on that for a while???


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 08:04 PM

None whatsoever. But, I have so few thoughts on so few things.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Jun 06 - 10:23 PM

and the higher the fewer...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 02:10 PM

2008 may apparently be a generous assumption!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 09:15 PM

I have calculate (based on the current average daily posting and a devilish clever adjustment by application of Simpson's Rule and fitting the mean result by distribution under the Normal Curve and then by extrapolating the results), I predict that this post will have exactly 5000 posts at precisely 15 minutes past 5 o'clock on 28th December 2016, this date by an amazing coincidence coincides to the exact second with my 66th birthday. Now isn't that serendiptious
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 10:59 PM

This thread will make it to 5000 posts about as soon as I get to make love to Winona Ryder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 11:13 PM

She will shoplift your heart away!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 11:27 PM

Now. Let us ponder this. MOAB is presently at 12727 posts. It is a safe bet to say that MOAB shall soon top 13,000 head on toward 14,000 and eventually pass 15,000. And this shall happen because a mere handful, a very small percentage of members have slogged along, steadily posting their thoughts, feelings, grunts, farts and any and everything else one can imagine.

This can just as easily happen to this thread, even though it is created by a "new and bored" "me" who is not even a member of this fine and astute collection. All it takes is a few of us to post a thought or two regularly. which means that within a year, or two or so, Little hawk could be banging the dookey outta Winona Rider, though I'd prefer Minnie Driver myself.

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jun 06 - 11:39 PM

Ha! And that will prove that anything is possible. ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ernest
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 03:55 AM

Your chances would have been better if you had chosen a title like "What is folk music?" or something similar....


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 06:24 AM

Last night I posted to this thread 4,988 times but never hit Submit Message...so consider it already done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: MOAB
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 01:17 PM

I kept hearing my name mentioned over here on this thread, so I thought I'd come check it out. My advice to everyone is to ignore this thread. It is a vapid, flacid attempt at the grandeur which is TheMother Of All BS Threads. It is so pointless that one might actually think it was started by one of my more intellectually challenged children. But, I'm pretty sure it wasn't. After over 12,000 posts I can usually recognize their writing styles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 01:26 PM

Yes? Well let me put you to the test, MOAB...I will write something and you tell us all who wrote it just by your analysis of the writing style. Okay, here goes...Wait! I have already written something! So...who wrote this ? Tell us, and we will believe you!
Whoops! I forgot the rules.
1. Read all rules.
2. Then have someone read the passage to you.
3. Be blindfolded when they are reading this to you.
4. Tell them not to read the name in the "From" above this message.
5. Submmit your results in typing on this forum in this thread.
6. Do not mention my typo of putting two "m"s in "submit".

mystery writer


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: MOAB
Date: 16 Jun 06 - 08:10 PM

Why, khandu, that's an easy one! The identity of "mystery writer" is no mystery to me!

It's not Rustic Rebel because there's no mention of bodily fluids. It's not Rapaire because the post doesn't smell like potatoes. It's not Bee-dubya because there's no profanity. It's not Little Hawk because there's no mention of Shatner. It's not Stilly River Sage because she knows how to spell "submit".

Therefore, by the process of elimination, I have concluded that "mystery writer" is obviously Amos. Unless, maybe, it's Tweed. Or Chongo Chimp. Or Gluon the Cosmic Duck-Dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,12 string stan
Date: 17 Jun 06 - 04:08 PM

It'll definetly reach 42 posts, Maybe if a campaign advert was run on national television, would possibly generate some enthusiasm. Just drop big brother into the ad somewhere and ever lutherball for miles around will post, and there's more than 5000 of them!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 11:53 AM

MOAB has dazzled me with her acumen! Brilliant deduction! Impeccable process of thought and elimination! I would have never figured who had written the post!

You must be a smart Mother!

I see that this thread is off to a good start to reach 5000! We are nearing the 50 mark. Now let's all do it 100 more times!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 12:28 PM

Hah! Shows you how much khandu knows about cars! MOAB doesn't drive an Acumen! She drives a 1953 Nash Rambler!

However, it is pretty dazzling.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 12:45 PM

Only 4,955 more posts till I get to make love to Winona!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 12:51 PM

I once had a 1954 Nash Rambler. At a certain point it was firing on only 3 cylinders (out of six) and unless it was going downhill my top speed was 35 mph.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 01:04 PM

If that's a comment on my declining sexual powers, Ebbie, it is not appreciated... (grin)

Hang on, Winona! Hopefully we will get there before it's too late.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: CarolC
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 01:13 PM

Daylia's post site sells festivus poles.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,me (again)
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 01:38 PM

Thats it lads & lassies keep it up./ In honour of your dedication, when we reach 5000 posts, I'm going to put my hand in my pocket and DONATE a vast quantity of beer to myself. U r all stone mad, thats why i Like it here!

By the way Winona, has increased in value to 6000. kinda like Tesco clubcard. The Deals are subject to change. (I want her)!

Onwards

Me


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 02:31 PM

Talk about a Mona Lisa smile!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 03:45 PM

Yeah. Isn't she great? Woo-hoo! Gives me chills.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 05:49 PM

A bit about Winona:

"Winona, Mississippi
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Winona is a city in Montgomery County, Mississippi, United States. The population was 5,482 at the 2000 census. The name of the city comes from a Sioux word meaning "first-born daughter." It is the county seat of Montgomery CountyGR6.


Geography

Winona is located at 33�29′20″N, 89�43′53″W (33.488845, -89.731451)GR1.

According to the United States Census Bureau, the city has a total area of 33.9 km� (13.1 mi�). 33.8 km� (13.1 mi�) of it is land and 0.1 km� (0.04 mi�) of it (0.31%) is water.


Demographics

As of the censusGR2 of 2000, there were 5,482 people, 2,098 households, and 1,456 families residing in the city. The population density was 162.2/km� (420.0/mi�). There were 2,344 housing units at an average density of 69.4/km� (179.6/mi�). The racial makeup of the city was 48.10% White, 50.73% African American, 0.15% Native American, 0.49% Asian, 0.05% Pacific Islander, 0.04% from other races, and 0.44% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.89% of the population.

There were 2,098 households out of which 32.9% had children under the age of 18 living with them, 41.5% were married couples living together, 24.3% had a female householder with no husband present, and 30.6% were non-families. 28.6% of all households were made up of individuals and 15.2% had someone living alone who was 65 years of age or older. The average household size was 2.55 and the average family size was 3.14.

In the city the population was spread out with 27.9% under the age of 18, 9.1% from 18 to 24, 24.1% from 25 to 44, 20.8% from 45 to 64, and 18.1% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 37 years. For every 100 females there were 78.1 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 70.2 males.

The median income for a household in the city was $25,160, and the median income for a family was $31,619. Males had a median income of $30,163 versus $17,549 for females. The per capita income for the city was $14,700. About 24.5% of families and 27.4% of the population were below the poverty line, including 40.6% of those under age 18 and 24.8% of those age 65 or over."


Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 06:05 PM

You really need a hobby, Khandu...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 08:25 PM

That's stoopid! Winona is in southern Minnesota, on the Mizzizzippi River.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Jun 06 - 08:34 PM

Khandu, that can't be it. There's not much smilin' in Mississippi.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Toenails John
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 01:42 PM

I Must Deviate from the Wionna fan club for a second, just to ask, what on earth will happen if this thread reaches 5001 posts? will the world explode.

Keeping the campaign going...

Tj!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: harpmaker
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 07:15 PM

The reason as to why you don't see white doggy do doo's anymore is because........
Yeh yeh wrong thread and all that, but on the subject of shite, like this thread, you'll never catch me reading it.
5000 posts?? Thats like saying england are going to win the world cup!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:15 PM

I agree, harpmaker! This thread is a bright red pustule on the arse of humanity! It is an inflamed ingrown toenail on the toejam-infested left foot of mankind! It is a case of jock itch on the balls of civilization! And those are just its good points!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Wilfred Pennifere
Date: 20 Jun 06 - 09:23 PM

By heaven, Bee-dubya-ell, you do have a way with words! Forget about this silly thread and come over to my thread, "I need rejection." Do it now. Don't hesitate one moment.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 12:42 AM

I finally mustered the nerve to approach the Great and Honored Harry Lee Wigley about this thread and asked him his opinion regarding the possibility of it reaching 5000 posts.

The Great and Honored Harry Lee Wigley looked at me with his knowing, but sad eyes and spake with a voice heavy with wisdom and said, "I am, therefore, I think."

Then the Great and Honored Harry Lee Wigley said, "khandu, hear my words and believe what I say...'Goddamn mad dog' is a palindrome. So is 'no, it is opposition'. But, 'palindrome' is no palindrome."

Then the Great and Honored Harry Lee Wigley hiked a leg and farted prodigiously and said, "Damn, that smells fragrant!"

Then he grabbed me and started choking my neck and crying, crying like a damned schoolgirl and said, "Ponder deeply what I have said, for, indeed, I have given you the answer regarding the possibility of the thread reaching 5000 posts."

Then he farted again.

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 21 Jun 06 - 09:44 PM

Moving on down the board and back up the board...such is life. But, I have noticed that the number of posts is well over 25 times as many as it was when this thread was started!!!

If this pattern remains, 5000 will be a cinch!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: skipy
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 02:30 PM

Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand.
Grasshopper


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:10 PM

In fact, this thread now has sixty-three times as many posts as it did at 01:17 PM on June 11th! That means it has grown by 6300% in just eleven days! Wow! Just imagine your investment portfolio growing by 6300% in eleven days! Then again, this thread may be some sort of Ponzi scheme where, ultimately, everybody's going to lose their shirts except GUEST,Me that started the thing. Maybe we should all put our money into spatulas instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: skipy
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 07:18 PM

or whelks!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 22 Jun 06 - 08:18 PM

I use spatulas whenever I fry whelk.

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 23 Jun 06 - 08:09 PM

No, this thread will not reach 5000 posts if it's depending on me to raise it back from oblivion when it's ten minutes away from falling off the page. I'll do it this time, but only this time. Let it happen again and it's "So long, short thread."


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 10:04 AM

It's not short bread. You need to use buuter to make good shortbread, and cor flour, and there's been none of either...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 10:36 AM

How many Mudcat members are there?

If once a week each Mudcat member posted at least one time to this thread, how many weeks would it take for this thread to get to 5,000 posts?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 10:38 AM

And the Mudcat Guests [who aren't members] could also post at least one time once a week to this thread.

That would help get it to 5,000 posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 10:40 AM

And those made up characters like Chongo Chimp and Shane could posts too.

Plus that man who wants rejection, whatever his name is.

They should be called upon to do their duty too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Azizi
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 10:41 AM

I've done more than my share-for this week anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Jun 06 - 11:59 AM

Not all threads deserve the distinction. *g*


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 03:54 PM

I am wondering about the need to refresh this thread. What do you think? If we need to discuss it, I suppose this would be the place to do it rather than starting a new thread. Am I thinking clearly? Am I wrong? Should we also discuss the ramifications of the possibility of my being wrong?

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Do any of you think it is somewhat delusional of my Royal self to expect, year after year, to be named as "Time/Life's Man of the Year"? Or, do you think it is well within reason for me to expect the honor to be bestowed upon my Royal self any year now?

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How many of you have suspected that Bunnahabhain and John O'L are not the same person?

Have you seen them together at any time?

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Hello, Hello, Do we have any former members of "Sopwith Camel" as present members of Mudcat. If so, would you please reveal yourself (selves?) to us. I like your smile. Can we talk a while? Would you like some of my tangerine? I know I'll never treat you mean!

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In the alphabetical CD bins in music stores, Should Jethro Tull be under "J" or under "T"? I have always found them under "J". Therefore, I suspect that I could find Sopwith Camel under "S", rather than "C". The propriety of this is open to discussion with anyone who thinks it should be openly discussed.

Kk


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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 07:10 PM

As far as I'm aware, I'm not anybody else, but as I've not met that many mudcatters in the flesh, I can't prove it. Wouldn't mind being someone who could type better though...

Two people do use this computer for the Cat though, and most of the time she doesn't bother logging out, so I am occasionally Crystal, but not often.


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From: khandu
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 07:37 PM

Mind what you say, Bunn. Rumors spread like Sherwin Williams Super-Paint around here. In fact, I think I hear whispers already, saying things like, "Can't type worth a damn", or, "talking about Mudcatter's flesh"...etc.

Once the rumors start, they are difficult to dispel. I know from personal experience. Yes, it is true. Some actually say I, khandu, King of the Ethereal Kingdom of Mississippi, am delusional!

Can you imagine!

Kk


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From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 09:51 PM

I certainly can imagine that.
I can imagine dripping saliva and armpit wettness too... Oh wait a minute, would that place me in the mentioning of bodily fluids syndrome?


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From: khandu
Date: 25 Jun 06 - 10:03 PM

Hell, RR...we been talking about your "metioning of bodily fluid syndrome" for years. Have you not noticed everyone hushing whenever you come into a thread?

Kk


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From: khandu
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 10:32 PM

My Gawd, I feel like Dr. Frankenschtein! I let this thread die and then I snatched it back from the angry esophagus of Death and made it live again!!

It's Ali-hive...ALI-HIVE,I SAY!!

Kk


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From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 11:57 AM

You've gone and made me paranoid about what I say now. I'd best not say anythen that can be taken the wrong way. In fact, I'm probably best off not saying anything at all.


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From: tarheel
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:36 PM

5001 POST!!!
so there...now you have FIVE THOUSAND AND ONE POST!!!!
tar..


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From: khandu
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 07:04 PM

See HERE


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From: khandu
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 07:06 PM

Okay...so I screwed that link! So!!!!


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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 06:24 PM

I've nothing really to say.....


I'm just trying to help Little Hawk reach his goal.



Hubby


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From: khandu
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 07:17 PM

Yes yes...this is all for Little Hawk's trip to Winona, MS.

Kk


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 06 - 10:51 PM

I appreciate the help, guys! It's a long shot, but everyone should have a dream, and this one's mine.


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From: Slag
Date: 29 Jun 06 - 12:45 PM

:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(, I have mixed emotions on the subject.


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From: khandu
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 01:42 PM

I have no emotions on the subject. They are all in check. I am a thinking machine. I do not allow emotions to influence my decisions. I am strong.

I merely take actions according to my wonderful thinking process. That is why I post here. This is a profound thread with a profound title that requires much lucid thought.

Kk


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From: harpmaker
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 06:20 PM

What do you call a helicopter with an ejector seat?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jun 06 - 06:21 PM

A quick way out.


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From: GUEST,It's been a long week
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 12:43 AM

Do you have to read all the other comments before you post?


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From: GUEST,I'm A Believer
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 12:53 AM

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From: GUEST,I'm A Believer
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 12:56 AM

Definitely time for bed!


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From: Slag
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 01:47 AM

That looks like a post that was in the helicopter's ejection seat after it ejected.


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From: harpmaker
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 04:49 AM

Very good slag!
Answer: A Chopper.


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From: Kara
Date: 01 Jul 06 - 05:42 AM

Getting there!
What I love about mudcats is all the people who post on a thread to say that this sort of post should not be allowed and it a waste of time. As long as they have time to waste, just keep posting...

example "Anyone who posted more than once to this stupid thread would have to be a complete assho...." Little Hawk

Lets face it lads anyone who posts on it at all is an asshole but the world needs assholes.

PS Hope I have made a few spelling mistakes as that always creates a couple of pedantique posts...

while I'm here, if you are board enough to read this you might do better to go onto my site and listen to me sing
hear me sing
Have a nice day
Kara


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From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 05:15 AM

Oh man I sent it to the top again. Must control myself. Must control myself. Danger danger Will Robinson..............


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From: GUEST
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 11:02 AM

Where are we going boys? TO THE TOP! What top? TO THE TOPPERMOST OF THE POPPERMOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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From: skipy
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 11:50 AM

98


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From: skipy
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 11:50 AM

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From: skipy
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 11:51 AM

100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Skipy


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM

You are sooo right, Kara. I share the acute sense of embarrassment I am sure you must feel for yielding to temptation and posting some idiotic comment on what is clearly a completely useless thread. We are fools. We both should have been drowned at birth.

Hmm.

Well, I see that I am now only 4999 posts away from bedding Winona Ryder...

Slowly but surely I approach the peak moment of my existence on this Earth.


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From: GUEST
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 10:10 AM

Up up up UP UP UP UP UP and NOT AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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From: skipy
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 07:09 PM

x


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:04 PM

Probably will.


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From: Peace
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:14 PM

At this rate it will . . . by about 2010.


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From: GUEST
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 06:52 AM

Where's GUEST,Me during all of this?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 09:53 AM

More importantly, where is Winona during all of this?


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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 02:30 PM

...where is Winona...?

I don't know. Have you tried Mapquest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 04:26 PM

It's in Minnesota, LH.


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From: pdq
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 07:37 PM

Not! Here it is,

                         The Real Winona


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 07:39 PM

Will the real Winona please stand up?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 12:35 AM

The REAL Winona, the ONLY true Winona is Winona Ryder. She was named by her parents after a town they lived in or near at the time which is called Winona, so I appreciate that the town deserves some recognition, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 01:00 AM

"She was born Winona Laura Horowitz on October 29th, 1971, Winona being the name of her hometown in Minnesota."

From a google of WINONA RYDER BIOGRAPHY


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From: pdq
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:29 AM

Is this an attempt to boost the sales of overalls?

                                           Winona


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 11:41 AM

Good job she wasn't born near Scunthorpe

or however you spell it...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: harpmaker
Date: 09 Jul 06 - 05:57 PM

You'll never catch me reading any of this unadulterated crap on 'ere.
Ooop's sorry, I thought this was the world cup thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 02:47 PM

NOT if I can help it!


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From: Slag
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 02:48 PM

NOT if I can help it!


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From: Slag
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 02:49 PM

NOT if I can help it!


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From: GUEST
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 03:04 PM

You seem to be helping it rather well!


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From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 10 Jul 06 - 09:51 PM

Still...nothing to say on this thread.


Go LH!!


Hubby


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 06:16 AM

All right - WHO let this one almost fall off the bottom?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 07:48 AM

Just imagine what a great place the world would be if we could all work together for something worthwhile.like this???


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 12:31 PM

In response to opening thread question - NO!


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From: GUEST
Date: 12 Jul 06 - 10:33 PM

All right then - help out on a limerick:


There once was a Post by Mudcatters..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: skipy
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 10:17 AM

That left a thread all in tatters

Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 11:58 AM

but they posted away
by night and by day


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From: skipy
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 04:51 PM

Truly a bunch of mad hatters.
Skipy

Note:- Mad hatters are a ceilidh band, did a folk for ms gig for us & did a fine job!


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From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 08:46 PM

I like it - I like it!!!! LOL


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From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 13 Jul 06 - 10:13 PM

I am shocked...shocked, I say! Shocked and dismayed. I shake my head in shocked and dismayed disbelief. Words fail me. Now that I think of it, so does everything and everybody else fail me. My mama and daddy failed me, my bro & sis failed me, my preacher failed me. My fifth grade teacher failed me...three or four times. And now, you...YES, YOU! You have failed me.

I had high, no...lofty, hopes. Lofty hopes that, upon my return from my brief absence, this thread, yes, THIS thread, would have at least reached 3072 posts.

I am saddened deeply.

Think! Think!

Winona is pining away, awaiting for the "entrance" of Little Hawk into her, uh...life, yes, into her life.

How long can she pine?

'Twould be a sad thing, indeed, if the young lassie became an old saggy, withered hag waiting on this thread to reach its goal.

Come now! All to your computers, get those fingers nimble and post post post!!!

Kk


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From: Kara
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 05:04 AM

Rome wasn't built in a Day...

Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 01:57 PM

All ze wayz to ze topz!


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From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 03:28 PM

Why doesn't everyone just post the heck out of this and finish it off? Good way to make it go bye-bye. Plus Winona Ryder can uh..........well you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Benjamin
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:44 PM

This thread has my support!
However, since there is no Tour de France thread, I suppose we can try discussing the race! It's been very exciting!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 05:46 PM

"This thread has my support!"

You have a hernia?


Only 4,865 posts to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 03:52 AM

The tour de france came quite close to my house ( about 20km)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM

A pop to the top, my friend. Pass it on over to me, again!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 07:39 AM

ok


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From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 08:45 AM

Hello, I am "Guest khandu" so, does this mean I am "cookieless khandu" or am I an "imposter khandu"? Either way, this is another of the necessary 5000 posts in order to get Little Hawk to Winona. Oh...the things we do for our fellow 'Catters; what absurb lengths to which we go!; what ridiculous things we do!...Sometimes even to our own detriment. For instance, I have become disoriented and confused as to whether I am a "cookieless khandu" or an imposter. I am now suffering from an identity crises. I can not even find my way back to Winona, and I once lived there!

Ck or Ik or Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 01:56 AM

"Khan" from proto-Sanskrit and comes into virtually all Indo-European languages as "King" or the equivalent. Therefore "Guest King". du also proto-Sanskrit and has remained virtually unchanged but is usually repeated, at least in the English ("kakon" in the Greek) and is rendered "Doo-Doo" Therefore it is "Geust King Doo-Doo" or Guest King doing Doo-Doo or more generally doing whatever you do do.

As for being without a cookie, that reminds me of a little story my family doctor of many years (many years ago) told me. A man came to him complaining of a tapeworm which examination confirmed. The good doctor ordered him to drink one glass of milk and eat one cookie for each meal for a week and then return to the office early on the eighth day and to bring a carton of milk with him. This the man did and then the doctor sat the man on the exam table and had him drink the carton of milk. Very shortly the tapeworm crawled up the man's throat and stuck his head out of the man's mouth and demanded "Where's my cookie?" whereupon the doctor grabbed the parasite and pulled it the rest of the way out of the man's gullet. Ain't modern medical science something?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 03:56 AM

I have made the humble suggestion that the forum moderators move all offensive posts which they would ordinarilly delete to this thread so as to push it further toward its stated* goal of 5000 posts. Pretty soon, we won't have to post to it at all. It will begin to fill itself up like the septic system of a KOA campground hosting a minor rock festival.

I am a genius. I would advise khandu to forget his futile quest for the "Time Magazine Man of the Year Award". It is mine!


* Effective July 8, 2006 all goals expressed on this forum are to be "stated goals". Just plain old "goals" won't do. Gotta be "stated", undertand?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Winona Ryder
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 11:17 AM

What a stupid idea! If you think you're going to get me into bed with Little Hawk by filling this thread up with castoff offensive trash from other threads, Bee-dubya-ell, then you're an even bigger jerk than I already thought you were.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 04:11 PM

That's right Winona! We who have posted to this thread are higher class than KOA effulage. When you consider that you have to flush twice just to get it to Washington, WELL! BWL!

Wasn't "Winona" a girl mentioned in Marty Robbins' song "Lolene"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 05:31 PM

She's mentioned in several of my songs. I've got one called "Talkin' Winona" (a blatant Dylan copy)...and another called "Most Likely Winona" (damn good song, mostly social comment). Then there's "Perfect World", a song about what it would be like if Winona was my girlfriend/bride (very cheerful...you gotta hear it sometime). She makes cameo appearances in several other songs as well.

Winona, I think you are absolutely right about Bee-dub's idea. It's unconscionable to think of stuffing the ballot box here, as it were, with castoff junk from other threads, and I am totally against that being done.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 06:08 AM

Well maybe we should start another tread for the offensive stuff, where people who like to be offended could go and just read thet.

What is Winona?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 09:42 AM

Winona Ryder, Kara! She's an actress. She was in a whole bunch of great movies in the 80's and 90's.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 11:39 PM

And what has she been doing lately?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 02:34 AM

Apparently not Little Hawk!


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:55 AM

I'm mot sure what she's been doing lately. She is probably suffering pain over the fact that one cannot go one looking 17 years old forever, I imagine....specially when one smokes on a daily basis.

Could be a real identity crisis for Winona, because she had that certain look so well established.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Scoville
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 09:39 AM

150.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 01:01 PM

Ms Ryder is in the very recently released movie A Scanner Darkly, based on one of Phillip K. Dick's novels.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 21 Jul 06 - 06:46 PM

oooopps almost forgot to post today.
I do wish a few more people would take this thread seriously.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:33 AM

OK. I am thinking sincerely serious thoughts about this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 01:42 AM

But are you thinking them in a serious manner?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 22 Jul 06 - 02:53 AM

Seriously?


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From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:38 PM

WHOOOOMP there it is!


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From: Kara
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 03:13 AM

uuurrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!


Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Jocko
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 01:39 PM

Kara, is there something seriously wrong with you? Nothing you have said on this thread makes any sense at all.


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From: Kaleea
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 04:39 PM

www.carpcamp.com


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 07:55 PM

Uh, today it ain't lookin' so good. Sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 08:27 PM

Not today maybe but this makes #161


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From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 09:11 PM

The following is a test. It is only a test.



























5000!!! YIPPEE!!!


The preceding was only a test. If it had been a genuine occurrence it would have been accompanied by additional warnings related to severe tilting of the Earth's axis and spontaneous outbreaks of snowball fights in Hell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 10:26 AM

Jocko
Do people who have nothing wrong with them post on this tread?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Scoville
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 01:01 PM

Checking in.



Kara--probably not.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Jul 06 - 02:40 PM

Jesus FED 5000 in one afternoon. I think a miracle is needed here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 06:44 AM

So exactly WHO let this thread fall off the bottom - AGAIN???!!! We have so many important things not to say here!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Raymond Cloutier
Date: 29 Jul 06 - 01:44 PM

By the time that fool Little Hawk sees this thread reach 5000 posts he will be too old to do Winona Ryder.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:57 AM

Hi

Sorry that I haven't posted for while but I nearly got a life together..

feeling better now

Winona will be aging at the same rate as Little Hawk and Raymond, no one will be saved!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:12 AM

Yes, Winona's aging is a matter of some concern to me. Probably to her as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Aug 06 - 09:58 PM

Man this is a sloooooooooooooow thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Aug 06 - 11:07 AM

a post a day keeps life at bay...


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From: GUEST
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 04:49 AM

my cookies gone, I can say anything...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Soldier boy
Date: 08 Aug 06 - 10:26 AM

NO


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 02:45 AM

This thread is like trying to keep a feather afloat.   A little hawk feather.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 01:06 PM

Well, it wouldn't be fair of me to keep stuffing the ballot box. I want to win Winona's love honestly, after all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 04:29 PM

Onward and Upward!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: skipy
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 09:31 AM

Still in with a chance of it getting there!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 10:47 AM

True.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Aug 06 - 11:12 AM

And it's actually seeing 200 on the horizon!


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From: Slag
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 01:41 AM

Gee, Little Hawk, if your so en-Raptured with Winona, I expect to se a few more honest postings to this thread by you! You do believe in the Rapture, don't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 12:25 PM

Which Rapture are we talking about exactly, Slag?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 05:24 PM

The "IN" Rapture, of course. You don't want to be left out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:17 PM

If it concerns Winona, I would prefer being "in", yes. As opposed to "out".


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From: Slag
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 01:57 AM

(8-]


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 07:44 AM

One hundred and eighty-five. We've been at this since June 11. Any calculations on when 5000 will hit?


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From: GUEST
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 06:55 PM

186


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 02:54 AM

Is "Skipy" pronounced like the peanut butter or like "Sky-pee"? Is it smashed goobers or rain?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, I was there at the beginning man
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 01:02 PM

Nope, not while the 85 billion thread still has breath in it. Give up now it's a hopeless case!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 02:31 PM

Slow and steady will do it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:39 PM

Why waste your time on a such a menial effort? Aim high. Come over to the 85 Billion thread. We have a clubhouse. Well, not a clubhouse really, more like a club. No, not a club, exactly. Kind of a tacit understanding of future rewards. But you have to be one of the first 100 posters to get in on it. Well, not really, you could use someone else's spare post. Could you explain it IWTATBM? It was your idea after all.

Anyway, my heart lies with the 85 Billion thread, therefore I refuse to post in this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:40 PM

Me two.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, I was there at the beginning man
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 05:43 PM

There could be T shirts on offer with the 85 Billion thread. Can't say anymore - said too much already.

KB, I'm sure if the kind folks on the 5000 thread take a look at the 85 Billion thread all will become clear. They may even want to come over to us.

Can anyone remove my two posts from this thread, I don't want to encourage it either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 06:02 PM

This thread will be subsumed by the 85 billion thread. Corporatism at work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 07:22 PM

Whaddya MEAN, a "menial effort"? This thread isn't merely about reaching a damn number! This thread is about getting me and Winona Ryder together, and there is NO cause nobler than that! None I tell you! We don't need your steenkin' 85 Billion nonsense! Who cares about a number? This is about Winona, not a number!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 08:36 PM

Here here!!!!!


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From: GUEST, Visitor
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 04:42 AM

I'm a good friend of Winona's and she has informed me that she is only interested in dating people committed to the 85 billion thread. You've not done yourself any favours Little Hawk but it's not too late to make amends. A bit of humble pie should do it. MTTBWU


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 18 Aug 06 - 10:20 AM

Hmmm....   I may have to rethink. I am too invested, emotionally, in the 85 Billion post to walk away, but that doesn't mean I should rain on someone else's parade. You get those 5,000 posts and I am glad to lend a hand. If it means LH and Winona get together, all the better. I know GUEST, Visitor says this won't help, but will it hurt? If not, then I say "God Speed" 5,000 Post folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Mark "Tune-up" Blair
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 09:56 AM

198 posts in 68 days. You should reach 5000 posts by about September 14th, 2011.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM

OK OK I can't help myself I have to do this..........................................(scroll down to the next post)


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From: GUEST
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:33 PM

TWO HUNDRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:01 PM

Well, that is a respectable number. 200. I like the sound of that. But it's only another milestone on the long, arduous journey to Winona.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 05:23 AM

8 days without a post??????????????? Well THIS needs to be corrected eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 08:41 AM

TSK TSK TSK...............................


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:21 AM

In my previous posting above, I calculated that the magic number would be achieved on 28th December 2016. This posting is a timely adjustment just to keep my prediction on track. Thank you for your indulgence. I will check again on 8th December and if further adjustment is required I will intervene as needed. Please do not get overenthusiastic because I would hate to have to delete some of your postings (especially some of those dodgy ones signed GUEST.)
Fergie


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 11:38 AM

So is this dodgy? Will this be deleted? I don't think we want to get into that...

LH, I am curious why you have stopped posting. I thought you were on a quest.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:29 PM

Dodgy posts? I beg your pardon! No Dodges have posted to this thread! There may have been some Dodge owners to post here, but no Dodges. I myself have owned a 1966 Dodge van, a 1961 Dodge Seneca, a 1976 Dodge Aspen, a 1981 Dodge van, a 1993 Dodge Spirit, and a 1995 Dodge Dakota pickup. That may well qualify me as the Dodgyist person here. Then again, it may not.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:32 PM

I once owned a Dodge Dart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:34 PM

hey...I got a Dodge that IS a Dodge! Moby Van, we call it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 03:36 PM

Guest, KB, the reason why I post here only rarely (usually in response to something someone said that I feel should be answered) is that otherwise I would be "packing the ballot box" in an illegitimate fashion, and one does not do that when embarked upon a sacred quest. If I am to ever reach my Holy Grail, Winona Ryder, it must be done honestly! It has to happen not through my crass manipulation of the process, but by the inevitable unfolding of a will and purpose greater than my own.

Otherwise it shouldn't happen at all.

Comprende? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 04:14 PM

I hear you LH. You are truly a gentleman. She will be lucky to have you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 04:25 PM

I think it's about time the 5000 post thread and the 85 billion post thread buried the hatchet and unites to ensure the success of both. What do you say 5000ers? (please respond in the 85 billion thread - thanks)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 05:51 AM

212


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 09:39 PM

Only 4787 messages to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 08:31 PM

We are closing in on the 5000 mark!!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Partridge
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 12:36 PM

just a lttle help

pat x


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 05:56 AM

Two hundred and sixteen.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 11:46 AM

"Guest" you have been warned before. If I find any more of your inane, purile and EMPTY posts again they will be deleated. THIS is your FINAL warning
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:52 PM

Excuse me?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:56 PM

Does anyone realize that the 85 billion post is catching up to us - fast!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Anonymous guest
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 03:30 PM

We on the 85 billion thread (mainly me) challenge you of the 5000 to a 'mini duel' in the way to our respective goals. First one to 300. Are you up to the challenge or is it too much for you? If so, may the best thread win.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 04:41 PM

I'm only doing this to help Little Hawk. I was reading Don Quixote last night.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 04:42 PM

This thread is a flippin' joke, eh? First of all it was started by the that fliphead, Little Hawk. Ha! The guy don't play no good electric music at all, just dumb acoostik folk stuff. Second of all it was done so's he could get in bed with Winona-flippin'-Ryder! She ain't so hot, eh? If he was aimin' for Shania Twain then I could see it. Third of all he expects to get Winona for a flippin' lousy 5,000 posts!!! What a moron. 50,000 would be more realistic, eh? I bet she wouldn't even do him for that many! Ha! Ha! She'd do me though. I betcha for free too! Fifth of all this stupid thread crawls like a sick worm and it's losin' ground to MY majorly cool and deadly thread which aims for 85 BILLION posts. I think BIG, eh? I will be able to lay any chick in the flippin' WORLD when my thread reaches 85 BILLION. Count on it. I am the Man.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 08:10 PM

This thread has become too controversial, too heated, too vulgar and too slow. Due to its controversy, heat, vulgarity and speed, I must ask the Powers That Be to immediately move this thread ahead to 4987 posts.

If they do not comply, I will tell The Shambles to deal with them!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 08:56 PM

I am not going to post to this thread as my sentiments in the 5000 posts versus 85 billion posts mini-duel lean toward the 85 billion posts thread. Posting here would further add to the slight lead this thread already enjoys an would, thusly, be contrary to my own preferences in the matter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 09:50 PM

But of course we will reach our goal first. 85 billion? Give me a break - and please don't come in here and be rude like that. Not too appealing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 10:29 PM

Yes, yes! Rudeness is a no-no on this thread and anywhere else!!! Anyone caught being rude on this thread will have to suffer the unpleasant consequences, which shall be determined at a later date.

Got that, you idiot bastards?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST, Phoenix
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 02:55 PM

We on the 'Will this thread ever bring world peace?' thread are in on this duel to 300. We may be small, but our heart is big. I know it's not technically a duel then (a truel perhaps?), but we're in anyway - for the sake of world peace.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 05:21 PM

"Dueling for Peace", hmmm....has a ring to it, like "Dialing for Dollars".

My entourage is looking into the possibility that dueling can be considered rude. If so, I must demand that you duelers cease at once as rudeness won't be tolerated on this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

I agree. F#CK RUDENESS.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 07:24 PM

Exactly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 09:06 PM

You guys are just trying to mess up my forecast as to when exactly this thread will reach 5000. GUEST whoever he/she is is really getting up my nose. So I have done as I warned I would do. I have just this moment deleted ten of so called GUEST's posts and we are now back down to 231 posts. Suckers


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 09:48 PM

Well, at least you did not delete 10 so-called guests!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 03:18 PM

Look I'm a true blood 85 million sort of guy, but I don't want you 5000ers to give up without a fight, so I lending you a hand. Your not that far behind. Looking forward to pipping you at the post to 300. Don't tell my comrades I'm helping you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 03:19 PM

Billion


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 18 Sep 06 - 04:59 PM

;-) I'll never tell.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM

How in the world did the 85 billioners get past us - get waaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy past us? Come on troops - now is your moment to shine!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

Well maybe it's MY moment to shine.


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From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

238


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From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

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From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 06:11 PM

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From: GUEST
Date: 20 Sep 06 - 07:59 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 06:30 AM

Woe is me...................


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bernard
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 07:24 AM

Possibly...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 10:30 AM

Definately.............


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bernard
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 03:33 PM

Eventually...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 04:42 PM

Maybe........


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Sep 06 - 06:45 PM

As soon as Winona grows balls.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 05:55 AM

If she grew them then there would be no point to this thread now would there be?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 08:51 AM

You guys are just trying to mess up my forecast AGAIN. What is the point of my prediction, as to when exactly this will reach 5000 if you guys are going to race ahead. GUEST whoever he/she is, is really getting up my nose. So I have done as I warned I would do. I have just this moment deleted ANOTHER ten of so called GUEST's posts and we are now back down to 249 posts. Sucker


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 06 - 09:03 PM

What are you smoking?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 06:16 PM

GUEST I am smoking nothing (gave all that sort of thing years ago).
In June I posted this message to this thread:

"I have calculate (based on the current average daily posting and a devilish clever adjustment by application of Simpson's Rule and fitting the mean result by distribution under the Normal Curve and then by extrapolating the results), I predict that this post will have exactly 5000 posts at precisely 15 minutes past 5 o'clock on 28th December 2016, this date by an amazing coincidence coincides to the exact second with my 66th birthday. Now isn't that serendiptious"

Now to keep my prediction on track I need to make adjustments sometime, so I check the total number of posts periodically and compare it with the running total that I predicted for that day and I make subtle corrections. Sometimes I add and sometimes I delete posts. You GUEST sometimes get overenthusiastic and race ahead of my prediction so I have to take action and delete you inane comments and contributions. Sometimes I leave your comments because you are contributing at the pace I predicted.

This post is in effect an adjustment because GUEST you have slackened off and are posting too slow. If you don't keep up at the prediced rate then I will have to add posts in your name Sucker.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 06:17 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,IBO
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 06:20 PM

NO


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: khandu
Date: 27 Sep 06 - 09:17 PM

I am not here today so I cannot post. If you are reading this then there is a serious problem somewhere because I did not post this.

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 07:52 AM

Now all that stuff you were rambling on about is a bit of rubbish. First of all I haven't seen any posts deleted, second of all - it should be up to everyone else on how fast we make it to 5000 - not one individual. Thank you very much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 08:02 AM

GUEST what colour is green?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 02:16 PM

First of all it's What COLOR is green..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Ibo
Date: 28 Sep 06 - 06:54 PM

Well you wont be getting any help from me


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Oct 06 - 04:29 PM

Right back to the top with 259!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Oct 06 - 06:20 AM

Two hundred and sixty


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From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 11:56 AM

2
6
1


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:47 PM

Must I do this all alone?


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From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:47 PM

263


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:48 PM

Two hundred and sixty-four


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:48 PM

WWWD
What Would Winona Do?


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From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:49 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:49 PM

Climbing ever so higher.................


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:49 PM

Two six eight


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:50 PM

The last post plus one


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Oct 06 - 06:50 PM

270 - let's get it on to 300!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 04 Oct 06 - 03:30 AM

I'm hangin' with ya LH. True love ways, er wheys, uh weighs. Well Love will find a way or a weight or something. Oh, this is gettin' heavy, Man! Wah, Wah, Winona!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Oct 06 - 06:35 AM

Has even the simplest task been given up here? What would Winona say?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Oct 06 - 07:33 PM

I often wonder about that too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 10:54 AM

Winona is going to start questioning the sincerity of this thread. After all, if an 85 billion post thread is leaps and bounds above this one in number of posts - and they have no apparant agenda other than to reach 85 billion- how is she going to take us seriously? A snail seems to be moving faster than this thread. It's time to take up computer keyboards and rally to the cause!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 11:12 AM

Yeah. LOL! It's kind of amusing. Just shows how pathetically small my chances are in regards to the stated objective, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 11:16 AM

This thread is going almost EXACTLY as I predicted. The numbers just need the slighest bit of tweaking. So here is 1.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 12 Oct 06 - 11:18 AM

and here is 2. Now we are bang on course.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 14 Oct 06 - 04:38 AM

Keep your Viagra handy LH! Did you know that Winona is Dakota Sioux for "First Born Daughter"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 05:18 AM

one day it might


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 05:21 AM

While we are waiting to reach the fab 5000, it's quite a handy place to leave links to blogs and things as a bit of light entertainment while we are waiting

try this one


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:11 AM

A bit too cheezy for moi


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:44 PM

Is this thread still here? Don't get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for LH and his quest. I'm rooting for you LH and here is another helping hand towards your goal. I can almost hear Winona, panting breathlessly, waiting for the happy day when you shall become as one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ballachbui
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 09:21 PM

I never pant breathlessly.
Winona


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 12:57 PM

Cheasy as a fresh baked Pizza


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 01:08 PM

Heh! I expect it will take just about forever.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 06:22 PM

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 04:25 PM

Go to the 85 billion thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 05:32 PM

Yep I meant to and I is heading there now!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM

Little Hawk, Winona will not wait forever


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:56 PM

Although this thread is a rival and a deadly enemy of the 85 billion thread, I'd be sorry if you weren't around 5000ers. Fancy a '1st to 700' contest?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM

Don't be silly! This thread is no rival of any other thread, but is completely singular and pure in its purpose, that being for me to get together romantically with Winona Ryder. That's it. Period. It has nothing to do with any other thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 03:44 PM

Are you disrespecting the 85 billion thread LH?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 04:44 PM

Forget my earlier post about you lot being the enemy of the 85 billion thread 5000ers. I was only joking (tee hee). In fact I've decided to spend some time over here as I'm just not appreciated enough on the 85 billion thread and have decided to teach them a lesson. So expect a few hundred posts over the next few days begging me to come back. You'll probably be near the 600 mark by next weekend and Little Hawk will be a very happy person indeed. You'll see, just watch the posts go up..

any moment now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 05:20 PM

They don't seem to know I've gone yet, but when they do eh?...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 08:45 PM

They'll be inconsolable! Just think. They'll be begging you to come back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 03:11 AM

You know, you and Winona might be pretty wrinkely by the time this reaches the magic number, IF FOLKS DON'T KEEP POSTING! Come on gang!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:25 AM

Nobody's checked the 85 billion thread yet is seems, so they don't know I've left yet. But once the word spreads there will be panic over there, blind panic. Someone tell Winona to be prepared.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:47 AM

It's started. One of them's so upset they've lost the ability to communicate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,what, what, what ?
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:51 AM

*big grin*

Methinks you are racing yourself simultaneously to
300 AND 700
you greedy ol' thing

Watch out. Leadfingers is about. He may yet beat you to both.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:53 AM

Am not interested in having the 300 under my belt what, what, what? You just don't understand.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,IWTATBM
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 07:27 AM

Now Peace is talking nonsense over there. My departure is having a bigger effect that I thought it would. They'll be over here very soon now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 12:30 PM

The 85 billion thread just isn't the same since IWTATBM left. Maybe I can just hang here for a while.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 02:57 PM

Seems you're the only one that's remotely bothered I've gone KB and I'm not even sure my oldest 85 billion friend is really fussed, judging by your 'or not, whatever' comment. I thought there'd be hundreds of messages by now, even one from our spiritual leader BDiBR himself. But not even Peace or the new one, what, what what? seems too put out that I've gone. When I suggested that the 85 billion lot would have to come over here and beg me to return, I didn't mean beg in the literal sense exactly. More like a small message saying I was missed and would I possibly ever consider returning? And now that I've made a big thing of promising LH I'd get him a stack of posts for Winona I can't return as things are. So I'm stuck here (no offence 5000ers) trying to save face, waiting to get LH a few posts or until I just fade away from the 85 billion memory. Oh misery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,bLIND drUNK IN blind rIVR
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 03:20 PM

hOLY fLIP, EH? sOMETHIN' IS, LIKE, WRONG WITH MY FLIPPIN' KEYBOARD! wHERE THE FLIP ARE ALL THE BIG LETTERS COMIN' FROM? jEEZ! lOOK, iwata OR WHATEVER YOUR FLIPPIN' NAME IS...YOU CAN FLIPPIN' COME BACK ANY TIME OR NOT, EH? wHAT THE FLIP DO i CARE? iT'S NOT LIKE I AM, LIKE, LOSIN' SLEEP OVER IT, EH?

jEEZ, I AM REALLH GETTIN' A HAEAACHE FROM THESE FLIPPIN' CAPITALS! i GOTTA GO TO THE COMPJTER STORE AND FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG. fLIP!

- sHANE


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 05:14 PM

The "or not, whatever" was just me trying to be strong. I don't want to let the hurt show through. Actually, I'm devastated that you have decided to leave. You have been our rock, our beacon in the darkness. When the thread seems to be drifting in a sea of listlessness, you have always been there to man the rudder. Please weigh anchor and return to port.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:36 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:54 AM

Thanks KB, thanks BDiBR (I think). Just another few hundred and I might consider returning.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 02:21 PM

Could they just be in denial over there do you think? Are they just trying to block out the terrible reality that I've gone? I'm sure Emma B and Rapaire would have been over here by now normally and I'm frankly shocked by Peace's absence. I'd have expected a link maybe from Emma B that somehow suggested I was missed. Are they really more interested in the value of towels than seeing old IWTATBM return to the fold? It's all getting very confusing on the 85 billion thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:31 PM

Yup my prediction is right on track


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 02:35 PM

KB's just posted on the 85 billion thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:08 PM

Now Rapaire's just posted over there. Seems he's more interested in lemon sauce than (what I foolishly thought was) an old friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:10 PM

I don't want you to think I'm in the least bit bothered though.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:27 PM

I'm stranded on a thread that nobody reads.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:29 PM

The Lemon Flower is sweet


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM

Oh hello KB. Is that a code? It sounds like one. I feel I should answer something like, 'but the fruit is sharp'. Generally I'm alone on my own on this thread these days, just talking to myself. Hope everyone is well on the 85 billion thread. Can't say I've looked at it for ages.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,what, what, what ?
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:48 PM

Hello IWTATBM

Would you care for a gripefruit ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:48 PM

I feel this will be chronicled one day as 'IWTATBM - The wilderness years'.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:51 PM

Is that another code what, what, what? Are you 85 billion lot trying to drive me mad? And in case you're interested, I'm very happy over here thank you very much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:57 PM

I must admit, IWTATBM, the view from here is quite lovely. And what an intoxicating aroma!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:00 PM

What view? What aroma?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:13 PM

Winona


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:20 PM

Did you write 'Winona' 'cos it sort of rhymes with 'what view, what aroma'? Is that it? I'm trying to understand but I've been away too long you see.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:33 PM

I see Little Hawk playing a similar role on this thread as Shane does on that other thread, the name escapes me at the moment. Kind of our spiritual guide, our reason for being, the cream in our coffee, that sort of thing. As such, Winona.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:39 PM

Do you think that's why I've ended up over here KB? I'm in such a bad state that one spiritual guide is not enough?
Oh misery, art thou my only friend?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:46 PM

But I don't live in Missouri. I live in Iowa, one state to the north.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:56 PM

Nearly didn't get that one KB and thought you must be drunk or something. Is Iowa a nice place to live? I can't cope this all these codes and spiritual revelations anymore for today, so am going to get an early night. And if anyone should ask on the 85 billion thread where I've gone just reply "do you really care?"
boa noite


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:28 PM

No, I'm not drunk, yet. I love living in Iowa. Born and raised here. I moved to Florida some years ago and spent 2 1/2 years there. Most would consider Florida to be the better place to live. I'm glad they feel that way, I don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM

That's very perceptive of you, KB. Yes, I am serving much the same kind of inspirational role here as Shane on the 85 Billion thread...but for different purposes, of course. Shane wants to get drunk and seduce as many women as he possibly can. I want to stay sober and win the love of just one...Winona Ryder. You could say that we are at opposite ends of the equation. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:25 PM

Ah its all going at a perfect pace. Roll on 28th Dec 2016


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 02:52 PM

I see Little Hawk's posted on the 85 billion thread today.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 03:01 PM

Yes, I have no objection to the 85 Billion thread, and this thread was not launched in order to compete with it. This thread is about Winona, period.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:01 PM

Little Hawk, I have learned many things while visiting this thread for the last few days and when I return to the 85 billion thread (for return I shall) it will be as a more humble person. No longer shall I threaten to quit the thread forever unless I am begged to return and it doesn't work anyway. No longer shall I see this thread as a rival to the 85 billion thread as Whizzer was to Chips. Instead I shall see the 5000 thread as a spiritual sanctuary in difficult times and as a teacher of hard but important lessons. I shall also see it as a way of getting you and Winona together. I am a reformed character and this is my testimony. Sniff


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:40 PM

There was a time when I, too, saw the threads as rivals. No more. Now I see us as family. Working, striving, reaching for our goals, helping one another to get to the promised land. I don't even see myself as an 85 Billioner these days, more as a fellow traveler in this crazy game we call life. Join me, won't you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:46 PM

I will.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:49 PM

Good old IWTATBM


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:51 PM

Good old KB


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 05:16 PM

Boy, I just about bust out cryin' when I see this kind of heartfelt spirit of reconciliation and accomodation breakin' out all over like a set of hives...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,what, what, what ?
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 05:17 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !

Enough to warm the cockles of anyone's heart


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 05:27 PM

What, what, what did you say was warm?   Oh, cockles, never mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 11 Nov 06 - 05:19 AM

very impressed with the progress of this tread


Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 01:19 AM

IWTATBM ??? Paron my ignerzt but, HUH? Is that "I Want To Act The Big Man"? or "I Wont Talk About The Bowel Movement"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 01:36 AM

It stands for "I was there at the beginnin, man." And you would know that, if you had been.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 02:56 PM

Actually it is 'I Was There At The Beginning Man', no comma after beginning LH. The absence of the comma is critical. A comma might suggest I was saying to someone "Hey you know what? I was there at the beginning of this thread, man", in a hippyish sort of way. However man without the comma refers to my evolutionary state. Remember in 85 billion years the human race will probably have changed quite a lot. Compare rather to Bronze Age man or Iron Age man etc. I hope this clears up the matter and apologise if I have mislead or confused people in any way. This certainly was not my intention.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Nov 06 - 05:19 PM

Oh, I see. Good thing you clarified that. You mean the beginning itself...

That's impressive. I don't think Slag was even there for the 700th episode later.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 05:39 PM

Couldn't leave you out in the cold 5000. Not now I've formed a bond.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 13 Nov 06 - 05:41 PM

It's alive!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 03:26 PM

At least, I thought it was alive. Now I'm not so sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 03:35 PM

It grows, slowly and silently, like an exotic fungus or an obscure rumor. It's destiny is assured, unstoppable, immutable, but not inconceivable!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 03:09 AM

GOOD MORNING 5000

KARA


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 17 Nov 06 - 03:21 AM

COME ON 5000

WAKE UP

Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 22 Nov 06 - 06:50 PM

In the Big Inning? Bottom of the ninth, 3 to zip, full count, yeah, I was there! Oh, by the way LH, sorry to have to tell you this but I was in Winona the other day. IT WAS FINE! Uh, Winona Arizona that is! Hey! Happy Turkeys on all you guys! Be thankful!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Nov 06 - 01:23 AM

Don't talk like that, Slag. Respect for Winona, please!

I'm glad to see my hopes have not completely vanished as yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 23 Nov 06 - 09:33 AM

Have faith Little Hawk, Winona awaits!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 11:27 AM

or something!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Nov 06 - 03:03 PM

Ah. There's my thread again. Excellent.

That idiot Shane was making fun of this thread. He should be stripped naked and thrown into a pit full of famished hyenas.

You may think that I will never get near Winona, Shane, but what you don't realize is that she would go ten miles out of her way just to avoid the sight of a moron like you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 04:15 AM

yeah!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 08:41 AM

t'is


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: billybob's son
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 11:47 AM

if it makes it there then there will be a song about it you know..


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 01:54 PM

Actually, I've already written a song all about Winona and me getting together. It's called "Perfect World". I have also made references to her in 3 or 4 other songs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 29 Nov 06 - 07:12 PM

Little hawk

Post the lyrics here

Winona visits regularly


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 12:40 PM

Please do post some lyrics LH. I am aglow with anticipation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 12:46 PM

Okay. Gotta go out now, but I'll have them for you later today...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 01:35 PM

LH, I was IN Winona again the other day. She saved me from the desert. I bought 12 gallons of 87 octane there. Return trip.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 05:47 PM

Slag, I am going to have to have something done about you. ;-) Your presence on this thread is becoming irksome.

I am gonna talk to Chongo and get him to talk to "the boys"...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 06 - 05:58 PM

Okay, here are the lyrics to "Perfect World", my song about Winona...

Perfect World (Winona)                              
                                                         
I could take you out tonight
In a perfect world
In the glow of the harbour lights
In a perfect world
We would be the best of friends
To the limit, to the end
And never fall out of love again
Winona!

I could help you remove your boots
In a perfect world
Help you out of your parachute
In a perfect world
We could dance, baby, we could fly
Pirouette across the sky
Under the moonbeams you and I
Winona!

In a perfect world you would be my girl
In a perfect world you would be my girl

And I could hold your hand in mine
In a perfect world
I could pour you a glass of wine
In a perfect world
I could even bite your neck
Hoist your sails and swab your deck
Go out to dinner and write the check
Winona!

I could have you by my side
In a perfect world
You could be my gypsy bride
In a perfect world
Under the spreading chestnut tree
There on the clover we would be
Together unto eternity
Winona!

In a perfect world you would be my girl
In a perfect world you would be my girl

Then everything would be so fine
In a perfect world
I'd be yours and you'd be mine
In a perfect world
Everybody would be in love
From the valley to the stars above
But it's you I'd be thinkin' of
Winona!

And what a movie we could make
In a perfect world
What a scene, baby, what a take!
In a perfect world
Better than Bogart and Bacall
Better than Brando ten feet tall
Smokin' like a cannonball
Winona!

In a perfect world you would be my girl
In a perfect world you would be my girl
In my dreams it's a perfect world
In my dreams it's a perfect world
And in a perfect world you
would be my girl...!


Copyright    1994   George Coventry


(The part about biting her neck is an obscure, but affectionate reference to her part in the movie "Bram Stoker's Dracula".)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 09:20 AM

Pure poetry. My life is now complete. If she reads this thread and sees that, I don't think you need to worry about getting to 5,000. She will seek you out.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 02:21 PM

Yes, well, that was my hope too when I wrote the song... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:41 PM

LH, you would do damage to one who is trying to help you achieve your goal??? Beware. Slag's last name is "Hammer". I'll make a prediction: with my help, this thread will have 5000 posts before the 85,000,000,000 reaches 1/100 th its needed posts. You will be in like Flynn, so to speak!! So be nice to the nice man who only wants to help true love find a way. PS stop posting on that silly "other" thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 03:58 PM

Cheeze Little Hawk, all I can say is you deserve her


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Dec 06 - 09:21 PM

Here's the rarely sung extra verse from "Perfect World (Winona)":


I'd take you to the shopping mall
In a perfect world
Give you time to steal from them all
In a perfect world
Go steal an American quilt
With butterfingers soft as silk
I'll post your bail and never jilt
Winona!




BTW, just tongue-in-cheek humour.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 12:42 AM

That verse doesn't rhyme or scan quite well enough to be in my song. Close...but no cigar. And it's mean.

I accept the fact that Winona is not perfect. Evidently she has some emotional problems. Well, so do a lot of people. Take Chongo, for instance. My buddy the chimp. He is stuck in a cultural time warp. He wants to be a simian Philip Marlowe and he fantasizes about slinky human "dames" in slit skirts with page boy haircuts (I think that's what they're called...the kind where the hair is straight, usually black, bangs at the front, cut fairly short and curling in around the back and sides...it was a popular look in the 20's and 30's). He goes nuts for that look.

You could pick on Chongo over the rough points in his personality, and completely miss the good points, which are many.   He's a loyal friend, he has tremendous courage, a good sense of humour, and is very resourceful and tenacious and hard-working. He's a born romantic and his word is his bond. There's a lot to be said for that.

I think you're looking at Winona through the wrong end of the telescope, buddy, and maybe you oughta check out the beam in your own eye before you go picking on her.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM

A-yeah look at the bottom of the post:

"BTW, just tongue-in-cheek humour."

Being in the public eye has it's downside at times. Music is full of potshots at the rich and famous. Winona isn't an exception. Sorry for the offense.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 09:53 AM

I beleive the only connection between Winona and thievery that concerns Little Hawk is that she has stolen his heart.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Dec 06 - 02:11 PM

So true.

Yeah, GUEST, I know you were just kidding around. ;-) I was pretending to get upset.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 07 Dec 06 - 02:32 AM

ho ho ho!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 01:56 AM

Let's get busy and post, post, post till Christmas! Winona ain't getting any younger and looks like Little Hawk may be geting ready to molt!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 07:17 AM

all for it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 09:11 AM

One more for Little Hawk. Maybe you will wake up on the 25th and find Winona in your stocking.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:37 AM

Or better yet IN stockings!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 10:59 AM

There were actually a number of different options I considered regarding Little Hawk's potential Christmas morning joy. I decided not to get too salacious because he usually takes a dim view of that sort of thing regarding Winona.


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From: Slag
Date: 08 Dec 06 - 11:55 PM

hey, where'd she get them stockings???


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From: Cluin
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 12:38 AM

Stalking is more like it.   ;)


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From: Slag
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 12:50 AM

Post, post, post before Little Hawk becomes just another Old Buzzard.


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Dec 06 - 01:33 AM

I like the idea of Winona in stockings. Make them fishnet stockings. Ay..yi..yi!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 12:48 PM

Hang some fishnet stockings by the fireplace and hope you have been a good boy.


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From: Kara
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 03:19 PM

get knitting


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:04 PM

Va va va voom!


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:32 PM

"This is the original leg lamp that others attempt to duplicate."

Really? One can only wonder why they bother to! Har! Har!

I HAVE to get Chongo one of those. He'd like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 11 Dec 06 - 04:49 PM

No modern home is complete without one.


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 02:59 PM

Will this thread get to 500 posts before Chrismas Eve? That's what I want to know.


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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 03:16 PM

It doesn't look good. I have almost brought it back from the depths several times but don't like to do that if I was the last to post. I really thought when Winona read LH's song she would flood the thread with posts. Maybe she is playing hard to get.


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From: Slag
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 04:39 PM

5000/392=12.75++% We're getting there! Come on gang, post, post, post.


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From: Kara
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 07:00 PM

I think there must be somethong wrong with your maths there Slag; As 500 is 10% of 5000 I don't see how 392 can be 12.75%, or are the ++ some king of a sign???


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Dec 06 - 10:30 PM

She IS hard to get. No doubt about it. The sad thing is...I'm afraid by the time we get to 5000 posts, she'll be too old for ME!!! ;-)


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From: Slag
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 02:19 AM

Opps, I meant 392/5000=7.84%! And YES, ++ is a King sign. You may bow down and kiss my big toe!


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 06:22 AM

All this fancy math(s) won't get the pigs in will it?


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From: Fergie
Date: 22 Dec 06 - 07:19 AM

winona is waiting


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From: Kara
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 04:33 AM

PN


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From: Kara
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 04:33 AM

PN


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From: Kara
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 04:36 AM

400


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Dec 06 - 12:33 PM

What the heck? Paolo Nutini? I never heard of him before. I think his "last request" song is a little overwrought, but I'm sure there are legions of young women who would disagree on that. ;-)


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From: Slag
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 04:28 AM

Well, I'll claim the first for 2007.


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From: Slag
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 04:38 AM

If we can get 'em up and keep 'em up and have 97 more posts by the 11th that's 500 in 6 months and on track for a 1000 in a year. That means 5 years until LH can fall into the warm embrace of Winona! Then it will all be to Little Hawk to get it up and keep it up!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Jan 07 - 02:09 PM

Like I said, by the time it reaches 5000, she may be too old for me! ;-)


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From: Kara
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 04:42 PM

Thats why I thought the Paolo thing was a good Idea. As he is only 19 he should still be pretty fit by the time we get to 5000, and personally I think he sings better than WR


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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 05:02 PM

I kept waiting for Paolo to say something about Winona. If he did I missed it (I didn't actually listen all the way to the end, only about a minute. Maybe he waxed poetic about Winona after I turned it off). Even if he did, that song can't hold a candle to the amorous musings of our own Little Hawk. Paolo should just go back to the farm and milk the chickens.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 07 - 05:51 PM

Thanks, KB. Look, Kara, Paolo is the wrong gender for me, okay? He sings well, sure, but that's just not enough in itself.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:07 AM

Sorry little Hawk, but it really wasn't your sexual fantasys I was thinking about.


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 01:08 PM

I can well believe that, Kara.


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From: Fergie
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:31 PM

Jasus this is getting weirder


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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 04:33 PM

FIGHT! Warriors, fight for old Winona
Fight on for her fame,
You are the ones we're looking to
To win this game,
March down the field and on to victory,
You can not fail.
Hail to our ALMA MATER
Our Winona Hail!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:00 PM

Having resently discovered that Little Hawk is only 8 years younger than Joan Baez, I am forced to ask the question, how old is Winona?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 05:03 PM

She was born 29 October, 1971.


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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 07:26 PM

What the hell kinda beer hall putsch you got going on here, LH?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Jan 07 - 10:08 PM

I don't know what you're talking about. This is nothing more than a wistful search for Winona on my part, and like I said, I'm afraid that by the time this thread reaches 5,000 posts, she'll be too old for me. I mean, hell, she's 35 already!!!


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From: Kara
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 12:13 PM

Hey KB Paolo can milk my chicken anytime he likes
xxx


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 02:26 PM

I can't believe you'd fall for that Paolo guy's routine, Kara. ;-)


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From: Slag
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 02:29 PM

And then there was something about egg suckin' dogs and ... Oh? I'm back? Uh. So OK. Gee LH, you missed another benchmark. Not good in the quest. Hey, you guys are a creative lot, musically and lyrically anyhow. How about some lyrics to the old Tom Jones song, Delilah with the chorus, "Why, why why, Winona?" or "So, before, Little Hawk comes to kickin your door..." Hmmm, What rhymes with door???


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 04:27 PM

Sadly, the moment may already have passed. The Winona I dream of was perfectly crystalized in a relatively brief stretch of time encompassing most of the 90's, when she was in movies like "Little Women" and "Bram Stoker's Dracula" and "Mermaids". I fear that like all things, that perfect expression of Winonahood has had its day and will not be seen again. Such is mortal life.


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From: Ebbie
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 06:26 PM

You poor man. You poor MEN. Slaves to such a LIMITED view of eroticism.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 07 - 06:35 PM

Yes, it's pathetic, isn't it? ;-) Well, there's always the chance that I will be saved, Ebbie, by reincarnating next time as a woman...


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 05:11 PM

Pre-holiday visit...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 07 - 05:16 PM

The tough things about being a woman, though, are these...you generally have to deal with child-bearing, child-rearing, impractical footwear, and....MEN! (*shudder*)

This makes it quite difficult to decide how I should reincarnate next time. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 01:50 AM

Gee, LH! You got a choice??? All they kept telling me was something about karma and, well, here I am!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 02:05 AM

Well, I'm really hoping I get some say about it. I'd hate to be born next time as Shane's child or grandchild in Blind River, Ontario.


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From: Slag
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 06:15 AM

Oooooo! Grizzzley!


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From: Slag
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 05:17 PM

I claim this number. It's mine!


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From: Herga Kitty
Date: 16 Jan 07 - 06:11 PM

Is it 4573 still to go? Maths (for UK - Math for US)not my strong point.

Kitty


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 10:18 AM

I choose not to believe we get a choice in how we come back. I mean to think I intentionally chose this...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:08 PM

My guess is that the choice(s) we make will be perfectly reasonable to us. When we view our learnng experiences our failures will be glaringly obvious.

"Let me do that again. I'll do better next time, OK?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Scoville
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:08 PM

Shucks--change the title to "Mother of all BS threads" and you would have been there 4094 posts ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:18 PM

Well, yes, I should have somehow mentioned Winona in the title, I suppose. But I didn't want to be too pushy about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:35 PM

So LH, now I'm a bit confusled. Are you still looking for a hook up with Winona or not? It sounded earlier as though perhaps your interest had waned a bit.


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From: Slag
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:41 PM

Why not? LH will be too old and toothless and senile to notice any difference. He should be well into his second ( 3rd, 4th ?) childhood by then. It's all a matter of perception.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 07 - 02:50 PM

You'll pay for that, Slag! I'm going to send you a house guest. Yes, in a week or so you will hear a knock on the door, open it, and you will see a chimpanzee standing there in a trenchcoat and fedora, smoking a cigar, and lugging a suitcase and a violin case. Expect to enjoy his company for a month or so while he tells you tales of his exploits fighting crime, drinks all your liquor, and cleans out the refrigerator.


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From: JennyO
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 06:47 AM

If I were you, Slag, I'd be thankful he's not sending Shane!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 12:40 PM

Got that right, Jenny! Shane is the ultimate threat. Chongo can actually be quite entertaining, but Shane....well...no...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 04:48 PM

Hi everyone,

I'm on holiday over here for the week. Just let me unpack my bags, get over the jet lag and settle in little and I'll see you all refreshed tomorrow. Am hoping to de-stress, unwind and enjoy the therapeutic atmosphere of the 5000 thread.

Hi-de-hi


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 04:59 PM

We'll miss you on the 85 Billion thread. Hope your stay is enjoyable. Let us know if you need clean towels or anything, we'll send someone right over.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 05:14 PM

Well, I'm used to the company of Bonobos and Heaven knows I've worked for plenty of apes in my time, so sure, send Chongo along. Does he like banana daquiris?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 08:08 PM

He loves them.


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From: Slag
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 01:56 AM

Chu- chingggg, er I mean, Ker-splattt!


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 03:51 PM

Thanks for the offer of towels KB but as I'm only over here for a week I shouldn't need to wash.

As I'm only a visitor over here, I'll try not to be too controversial (I'm famous on the 85 billion thread for my green tomato controversy), and will listen respectfully to the wise words of the posters in my quest for humbleness. I believe the guru Chongo is held in high esteem over here what lessons does he offer the seeker?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 03:57 PM

Chongo's lessons: Always carry a loaded gun. Safety never on. Keep extra ammo. One clip may not do. Never pay the rent early, cos people will figure you for a soft touch. Always keep one clean change of clothes, just in case you might need 'em. Get yer shoes polished regular, you don't wanna look like a bum. Wear a good quality hat. Always be polite to dames as long as they are polite to you, cos sugar works a lot better than lemon juice if you wanna catch butterflies. Never give a sucker an even break. Keep a clean nose and watch the plainclothes. Don't let no one get away with callin' you a monkey...unless you are one. If so, there ain't no help for it, right?


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 04:10 PM

I like the way guru Chongo uses metaphor to spread his gospel of love and peace. I feel more humble already. What about you brother Little Hawk, what words can you offer the seeker?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 04:17 PM

My path is a bit different from Chongo's. I'd say this:

Forgive everyone, including yourself. (That doesn't necessarily mean you tell them so! Just do it quietly inside.) Let go of the past. You can judge other people's actions, but don't judge the people themselves. Find something you totally love, and do it. Put your energy into being happy. Enjoy the moment, because the moment is all you will ever have. Love yourself and love life. If you manage those two, you will certainly love others.

(Most of that, however, is not easy at all, and I have had a very hard time managing to do any of it....so I'm not surprised if other people might be in the same boat as me when it comes to that!)


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 04:25 PM

Thanks LH, wise and wonderful words indeed and I will spend the next few days meditating on them. I knew this would be a good holiday destination.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 20 Jan 07 - 04:53 PM

Just been reading a bit of Slag's thread 'God's Dicey Cup'. This leads me to ask Slag (if you'd be so kind) what advice might you offer the seeker?


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 10:53 AM

This is a very quiet holiday.


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 10:54 AM

Is it me? Are you all waiting until I go home before you post again?


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From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 11:28 AM

IWTATBM, I'm sure it's not you. my friend IWTITMM told me you're really a very nice guy.

However, I'm afraid I can't give you any deep and meaningful answers right now, as I'm off to bed soon, but I'll keep you company for a few minutes. It is very quiet here, isn't it! I hope somebody else will be along soon after I go.


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 11:30 AM

Thanks JennyO I feel reassured now. You sleep well.


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From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 11:45 AM

Okay my friend. Goodnight.


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From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Jan 07 - 01:22 PM

Hello...


Hello...


Hello...


Hello...


Anyone home?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 02:23 PM

This is my last full day of holiday. Tomorrow I fly home. It's been quiet, but them again I needed to chill out and reflect on LH's wise words. Tomorrow I'll be living the hedonistic lifestyle that is the 85 billion thread. One more tequila I think.

Didn't need that spare towel after all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 06:29 PM

Still IWTATBM, it's always good to know where your towel is. At least you would have found it relaxing here, if a little dull.


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From: GUEST
Date: 24 Jan 07 - 09:45 PM

Slag, writing from an alien computer (however you want to take that).

IWTATBM: Above all things, be honest with yourself. You can't be honest with God or anyone else unless you are honest with yourself first. If your interested in God, He'll meet you where your at. He rejects no one who does not reject Him. He never set understanding as a condition. Rather, if it comes, it comes as a result of your relationship with Him.

On a personal level, Chongo has my 6 o'clock and Little Hawk is right on in the forgiveness department. I couldn't have said it better myself.


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From: IWTATBM
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 02:22 PM

My flight's in half an hour, which just leaves me time enough to say thank you all for a very spiritually invigorating break. I appreciate your thoughts Slag and will mull them over on the flight home. Thanks for reassuring me that it wasn't something I'd said JennyO. Thanks for the offer of towels KB. Thanks again LH for your words and good luck with Winona. Am glad to have been able to help you along a little bit. See you all on the 5000 thread again when I next get leave and need to touch base. Once a again I leave a better and more humble person than when I arrived.

They're calling my flight, must go. Bye


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Jan 07 - 06:47 PM

It's been a real treat having you on the Winona thread, IWTATBM. Have a good flight!

You know, when I need a good laugh to cheer me up and make me take life and myself just a little less seriously, I go straight to the Gospel of Chongo! Yesiree. He doesn't monkey around. (grin) Well, not except after work is over, anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 26 Jan 07 - 02:37 AM

Well, LH, that was a treat meeting IWTATBM and of course I am flattered that she would ask my advice. Seems I'm traveling in pretty good company on this, your thread. Come on 5000!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 31 Jan 07 - 01:48 PM

Famous last words!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 06:27 AM

OK lads and lasses.

I'm off on holiday for a few weeks and would greatly apprieciate it if you could all make some serious contributions to this thread while I'm out. I really don't care if LH ever gets to get down with WR, as if you look back to his negative view of this tread in the very begining when it was just a tread and not a quick and easy way for LH to get laid ( don't take any of this personnally will you LH)there is more at stake here. Really this tread is just about the ability of peole around the world coming together to contribute in a meeningfull way to a utterly meeningless thing (for want of a better word) and if we can just get this thread to 5000 we together will have sucseeded in out stated goal so come lets do it!!!

(wasn't that moving)

Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 05:20 PM

Here's one for you Kara.


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Feb 07 - 05:23 PM

Kara, I don't think you are giving this matter the gravity that it truly deserves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 05 Feb 07 - 01:26 PM

Watched Edward Scissorhands yesterday.


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From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 07 - 10:50 PM

What a cut up! I've seen his handiwork. A shear pleasure. The guy's a real whack job. Etc., etc.





Slag, from an alien computer ( mine died.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 06:22 AM

More to the point, Edward Scissorhands stars Johnny Depp and the lovely Winona. I was sharp enough to get the thrust of what you were saying, KB in Iowa. Nice clean cut young man, Edward.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 12:26 PM

Yes, Winona was quite interested in Johnny Depp at one point. But things move on.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 05:15 PM

Things move on what?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 05:31 PM

Whatever you like.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 08 Feb 07 - 11:15 AM

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
(he likes beer)

My wife often frowns when we're out on the town
And i'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth
When i yell as the waiter goes by

(Chorus)

Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
And i went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine

I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer
(yes, he likes beer)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:38 AM

It's time for me to intervene again. You lot (especially LITTLE HAWK who really does have a stake in this thread) have gotten very slack and my prediction made 15th June 06 (see footnote) is now getting seriously off track. Get posting you lazy lot.

Footnote
Posted 15th June 2006
I have calculate (based on the current average daily posting and a devilish clever adjustment by application of Simpson's Rule and fitting the mean result by distribution under the Normal Curve and then by extrapolating the results), I predict that this post will have exactly 5000 posts at precisely 15 minutes past 5 o'clock on 28th December 2016, this date by an amazing coincidence coincides to the exact second with my 66th birthday. Now isn't that serendiptious
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 08:44 AM

Oh and by the way, this is what LITTLE HAWK wrote on the very same day in the very next posting to mine;

"This thread will make it to 5000 posts about as soon as I get to make love to Winona Ryder".

Little Hawk don't leave Winona waiting.

Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 11:56 AM

(sigh) Well, it looks like a kind of long shot at this point, doesn't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 01:27 PM

I would have posted again by now except that I generally prefer not to make consecutive posts.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 01:28 PM

Unless there is a good reason so to do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 01:28 PM

Like that one. This one, too (or rather, three).


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 04:12 PM

Hey KB whats in this for YOU?????


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 04:18 PM

The satisfaction of knowing I have helped a fellow traveller achieve that which is most dear to him. Then again, I might be just screwing around. How about you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 23 Feb 07 - 10:53 PM

I'd definitly screwing around


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 03:41 PM

OK, so maybe it won't make it to 5,000 but I would like to get to 500. I'll do it by myself if I have to (not all at once, mind you).


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 08:09 PM

KB it will get to 500 if you just occasionally give it a nudge (just as you have done now), but don't get emotionally involved with this thread because if you do you will be in danger of messing up my prediction, and LH would have to take on his task before he is psychologically ready for it. That I will not allow. You have been warned!
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Mar 07 - 11:18 PM

That is an excellent point you have there...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 09 Mar 07 - 09:32 AM

I will try to keep my emotions in check though it may prove difficult. I am by nature rather volatile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 16 Mar 07 - 04:27 PM

Nudge


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 18 Mar 07 - 09:00 PM

knudge again


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Apr 07 - 11:16 PM

Certainly not at this rate! I'd forgotten all about this thread till it was refreshed by spam. Spam sometimes does have its uses.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Apr 07 - 12:43 AM

Just don't eat it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 02 Apr 07 - 12:44 PM

I was thinking yesterday "Oh, dearie me, I have forgotten to refresh the 5000 thread." I needn't have worried.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 06 Apr 07 - 02:58 PM

It's Friday, it must be 5000 time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 06 Apr 07 - 03:28 PM

Knudge, knudge


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 06 Apr 07 - 03:29 PM

Know what I mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 01:09 PM

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: skarpi
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 03:37 PM

only 4506 to go

all the best Skarpi Iceland


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:07 PM

Why, why, WHY Winona?
Cry, cry, CRY, Winona!
So, before, they come to kick in your door,
Forgive him ( LH ) Winona, he just couldn't post any more!

Serious apologies to Tom Jones


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:09 PM

POST!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:10 PM

POST!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:11 PM

POST!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:12 PM

POST!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:13 PM

Huh?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:13 PM

500! One 10th the way there!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:15 PM

Yeah, but I got it and you didn't. Thanks for the help. PTHTHTHTTT!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 13 Apr 07 - 05:18 PM

Curses!!!! Darn you Jeri! That was my slot! I had to get a new computer just to hit the 500th entry and thanks to you and dial-up I missed it! I don't know who to appeal to but I think your entry should be deleted!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Jeri
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 10:16 AM

Slag, I have dial-up too, and I wasn't even watching this thread. Just saw a bunch of posts, wandered in and thought, "why hasn't he nailed the 500th?" So I did. Maybe you were busy typing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 03:20 PM

Must have been! Ooooo that hurt! Dibbs on 1000!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Apr 07 - 08:52 PM

Now you know how it feels to be bereft of Winona...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 07 - 07:39 AM

Hi There

have you all given up on 10%

Kara


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 07 - 10:58 AM

No, we're just taking a little rest.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 28 May 07 - 08:57 PM

Ah! Little Hawk is your interest in Winona waning? Remember you have a stake in this thread, get posting.
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 May 07 - 09:04 PM

Well, yeah, I'm beginning to see that it's a really, really long shot.

I mean...reallllllly long. We're talkin' needle in a haystack long.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 29 May 07 - 01:24 PM

It seemed like I was the only one ever bringing it up from the depths so I figured I would help keep it alive long enough to hit 500. Once we made that my mind kind of wandered.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 29 May 07 - 05:22 PM

I'm still predicting that Little Hawk's wish will come to fruition on 28th December 2016, but will he be able to cut the mustard when that faithful day arrives??? Well Little Hawk? Care to comment???


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 May 07 - 07:34 AM

Oh yeah


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 May 07 - 09:49 AM

I think by 2016 I will settle for a cup of tea and a nice conversation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 05:21 PM

I thought for a moment there we had lost this one...


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Subject: pink floyd & shakira togather
From: GUEST,insido
Date: 05 Jul 07 - 07:24 PM

1.
Read Here Shakira


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:14 PM

Pathetic. Stupid spammers...

I have just finished watching 2 great movies with Winona that I had not seen before.

Girl Interrupted - terrific performances in this one all-around. Angelina Jolie was given a dynamite role to play in this movie, and she ACED it! Wow. Winona was excellent too, as was the rest of the cast.

Age of Innocence - A brilliantly subtle, atmospheric, and powerful movie about the exquisite cruelty of social conformity and convention among the rich elite of New York in the 1870s. Winona gets to play, for a change, a woman who is apparently not terribly bright...but she turns out in the end to have been a bit smarter than anyone might have thought. Daniel Day-Lewis is marvelous, as always and ditto for Michelle Pfeiffer. This is a movie for people who think, but not for people who want to watch things blow up "real good".

That's why I like Winona. She has subtlety, and in an age when subtlety is not much appreciated or even acknowledged by the general public, she has managed to bring it to many of the parts she has played. The same goes for Daniel Day-Lewis. He's a truly great actor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 02:50 PM

Phew, it's been a long journey but hopefully worth it. I'm on holiday here for a few days to relax and get away from aliengate on the 85 billion thread. If the posters there aren't being abducted, they're under suspicion of being aliens themselves.

So I'm here to meditate and learn from the wise sages that frequent this thread from time to time. I'll just unpack and hopefully someone will begin the first session.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 07:46 PM

I've been downunder for five weeks and when I get back I find that you lot have been slacking and haven't advanced this thread in line with my predictions. Little Hawk I am most disappointed with you, you have a stake in this thread and you know that Winona is waiting. I think you are just a procrastinator and have no intention of carrying out your promise to Winona. Get posting ye lazy lot.
Fergus


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 11:30 PM

Hey LH, I had close to 4000 posts to this thread but they disappeared!!? I wonder how that happens?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 11:35 PM

LH, was it this poor forgotten thread that made you think of starting a thread about the least memorable post (or thread)?

I remembered this one from time to time, but I forgot to post to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 11:53 AM

Not exactly. This thread reappeared when some stupid random spammer robot refreshed it with a post about prescription drugs you can buy on the internet. A clone then deleted that post, so you don't see it anymore. In the meantime I posted again to the thread, accordingly it's back on the board again.

Slowly, slowly, I make my way toward my rendezvous with Winona.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 12:27 PM

LH, have you calculated how old you are going to be by the time that happens - given how long it has taken us to 523 posts?

Winona may feel that you are a tad old for her by that time. Hell - SHE will be too old!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 12:34 PM

Yes, I know. I've already said that myself. Hell of a problem, isn't it?

I am just going to have to reincarnate and meet Winona in a future life, I guess...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: JennyO
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 01:13 PM

Oh well, that's all right then ;-)

I figure Winona will have to reincarnate too - unless your reincarnated self likes older women.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 01:20 PM

Yes, that's what I had in mind. We both reincarnate.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 01:24 PM

What if you reincarnate as a penguin and she reincarnates as a harbor seal?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 01:28 PM

That would not be good. I would be forced to do as I do now...and love her from afar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 02:18 PM

Harbor Seals are cute.

You would have to love her from afar, though. I used harbor seal because I thought it sounded good (still do), but it turns out they live strictly in the northern hemisphere (I just checked). I would guess there are not a lot of natural harbor seal-penguin interactions. It is leopard seals that eat penguins.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 31 Jul 07 - 11:21 AM

Seal and penguin watching with a background of surf - this is the life.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:43 PM

It's getting lonely on the beach.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 02:45 PM

You should have gone to the Galapagos instead of the Antarctic. Slightly more hospitable penguin watching spot.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 03:57 PM

Maybe, however the Antarctic's quite warm thanks to global warming.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Aug 07 - 05:55 PM

Any beach can be improved upon with the right company.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:13 PM

Indeed LH, indeed. Wise words indeed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 04:37 PM

I guess what I really came here to learn about is trust and friendship. When suspicions were raised about KB being an alien I felt let down and betrayed and was one of the first to call for interrogation to establish the truth. However, part of me feels I should have just accepted KB regardless of being alien or not. Why shouldn't KB be an alien anyway? Does being an alien make KB a lesser person? And when KB denied being an alien why did I have doubts? Now I feel I've let KB and the 85 billion thread down. Oh sages of the 5000 thread, how can I redeem myself and make amends with someone who has given me a lot of support since the early days of the afore mentioned thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Aug 07 - 06:11 PM

How about a letter of apology, written in blood? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 03 Aug 07 - 09:58 AM

I'd prefer a more indirect route if possible.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Aug 07 - 05:56 AM

I have decided to find a secluded cave in the hills and meditate on trust and friendship. I will be gone for a week and not able to post - no need to alert the emergency services, I'll be fine. I hope to return a better person. Thanks to all on the 5000 thread for inspiring me to do this.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 07:06 AM

Well, I have returned from my meditations and am certainly more relaxed and can only hope a little wiser for my experience. I am now ready to return to the 85 billion thread a less judgemental individual. Thanks again to the 5000 thread. Until the next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 01:20 PM

Oh, hi. Hadn't seen this in awhile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 14 Aug 07 - 06:55 PM

Tick (... more to come...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 15 Aug 07 - 04:25 PM

tock






























(hope I didn't steal your thunder, Slag)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 05:13 AM

Are we nearly there yet?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Sep 07 - 07:04 PM

We ain't even close.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Beer in Yalobusha County?
Date: 01 Oct 07 - 11:30 PM

one thread at a time


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 12:47 PM

we're slipping lads, get posting


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 12:58 PM

Oy! It's back!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 03:16 PM

I'll just unpack.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 03 Dec 07 - 07:09 PM

I was gonna post something, but I think I'll wait until tomorrow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 03:57 PM

tomorrow may never come!


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:27 PM

...tock...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 12 Jan 08 - 12:00 PM

While your waiting


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jan 08 - 12:06 PM

Oh, good lord....it's back again.

Well, here's a nice picture of Winona:

The eyes have it!


She has the most amazing eyes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:13 PM

Oh Littlehawk this has to be for you

Winona looking cross


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:41 PM

Whoa! That does not look comfortable. I wonder, was she clowning around or has the picture been doctored by someone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:48 PM

It looks as if I have to clear up a few things.

When I said I invented CPR, I meant the Cannine Pee Recpeticle. You dart it under your dog while it pees so you can decrease the nitrogen runoff into our waterways. You can dry it and use it in gunpowder formulations.

And another thing when I said I supported the PLO I meant the Public Library Organization.

I could go on and on but I'll leave this shtick for someone else to top.

So FYI


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 08:21 PM

Little Hawk you had better get posting cos at this rate of progress by the time this thread gets to 5000 posts Winona will be as sexy as Phyllis Diller by the time you get to make love to her.

Winona again
Fergie


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 09:45 PM

Yeah, and just imagine the shape I'll be in...


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:23 PM

No Little Hawk I don't never want to go there


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:28 PM

Well...I figure it this way. I will die some years from now, hard to say exactly when, and I'll turn in this old body when I do. I will return merrily to Spirit. Presently Winona will do likewise. We shall then either get together there in Spirit...or I shall arrange to be reborn about the same time she is...and I'll have another go at this project then.

I'm the patient type. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 06:40 AM

Of what hospital are you a patient?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 11:17 AM

What makes you think I'm in hospital? ;-) I'll have you know that my health...so far...is excellent.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:09 PM

Ye said you were the patient type


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:24 PM

I'm still concerned that LH will come back as a cobra and Winona will come back as a mongoose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 02:36 PM

That would be truly tragic!

(I can sort of see Winona as a mongoose...but I can't see myself as a cobra.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 17 Jan 08 - 03:02 PM

Perhaps there are unresolved issues within you that would manifest themselves in your cobra incarnation.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 05 Jun 08 - 01:45 PM

they have time to think it over


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Kara
Date: 18 Jun 08 - 05:30 AM

well?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: KB in Iowa
Date: 09 Jul 08 - 09:21 AM

Not me. Anyone else?


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Lord Batman's Kitchener
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 03:01 PM

I doubt it


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 04:43 PM

They say that anything is possible. If Little Hawk ever succeeds in bedding Winona Ryder, we'll know it's true!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 04:53 PM

Ditto for if you ever succeed in bedding you-know-who, Chongo...

(I decided to spare your feelings by not naming her, cos I'm a nice guy.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 07:45 PM

Boy, talk about non-sequitors.

Stay with the subject here. I need 5000 posts to win the heart of Winona Ryder.

I also need a facelift, a year's supply of Viagra, and an age transplant. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Jeri
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 08:01 PM

Dear whomever, you need to use a consistent handle if you're posting in the BS section, and it's a good idea in the music section too. Please see the FAQ regarding anonymous posting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 08:12 PM

Little Hawk, you're 10% there and surging forward. Sorry I won't be above ground when this finally happens, at the rate of surge. By then Winona might not worth it any more, but then again, you might not be worth it either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jul 08 - 09:01 PM

Ah, the travails of mortal existence! Well, then I shall seek her out in some future life, methinks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jul 08 - 11:14 AM

The anonymous guest is probably Adam Sandler. He's been ticked ever since Winona turned him down, and he's trying to screw up my quest.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,Sal
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 07:04 AM

If it ever gets 5000 posts it should make the news. I want to be there for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:16 PM

Well, I hope you get your wish.


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