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Subject: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:22 AM

I thought it was time we opened up the ward again, as there are a few members languishing in the depths of poorlydom.

Hang up the IV of gin and settle down with your favourite nurse....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:37 AM

Nurse! Nurse! The Screens!
Aaaggghhhhh!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:41 AM

That's my boy!!! Now lie back and think of mummy....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 May 06 - 02:44 AM

Long as I don't get too wrapped up, Liz...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 05:53 AM

Well I'm in convalescent mode just now, and still on crutches, so while I'm a bit slow on my feet I can manage the walk to the liquor store.
Just place your orders, and Hopalong Giok will deliver to your bedside folks.
Well HELLO Nurse Ratched, love the suspenders!!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:09 AM

May I take a turn for the nurse?







Maybe she would prefer an Albatross?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:39 AM

You're like an Albacore around my neck Kendall.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 09:53 AM

Name that Tuna Spaw?
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Cluin
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:08 AM

Quit it! Jeez! Is there a Recovery Ward FOR the Recovery Ward?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:11 AM

I think the song is "Salmon Chanted Evening"........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:19 AM

Am I herring you correctly back there in the 4th roe?
Giok.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:33 AM

Sooo----why does thining of mom give me an election.---Geo.Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:46 AM

You guys are gonna mackerel sick, if you don't shad up!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:49 AM

Cod almighty ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:51 AM

I decided to read this thread...just for the halibut, but I see nothing but floundering about for puns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 10:53 AM

Don't blow a seal Bill.....Sorry, didn't mean to get into your private life there....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM

Nurse! Nurse! Oxygen, please, I'm floundering from laughter.

She said t'puffer belly...s'horse, I did! Now, she's clamming the walls.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:01 AM

fish, 'spaw...FISH...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:04 AM

Nurse....give that man a fish oil enema....he needs to be cleansed of disturbing thoughts!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM

You meant "disturbing trouts" didn't you Bill?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:05 AM

NURSE! Are you hard of herring?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:07 AM

Some of this stuff is wearing fin ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:10 AM

What a char-ming bunch of punsters.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: GUEST,Becca72 @ work
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:11 AM

I can't keep up with all this so I'm just going to clam up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:14 AM

I think you all are in need of shark therapy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:22 AM

Mr Fish rode a motor pike with a side carp, which had a spare eel on the back of it. He was always going on about the piece of cod that passeth all understanding.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:23 AM

On a "SCALE" of 1 to 10, I'd give this an 8. I love puns.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: kendall
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:25 AM

The only problem is, one bad pun will always "Spawn" more of the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:31 AM

Bottom feeders all of us-- oh yeah! That's a MUDCAT! :~)

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Cluin
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:33 AM

Basstards! I'm herring a lot of crappie puns. You just the worst grouper incorrigible floundering soles I've ever smelt.

Sorry for carping, but you coelacanth take any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:35 AM

Didn't see you lurking in the shad-ows, Clluin ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:49 AM

Cluin... if you don't like it, scampi off.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Bill D
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:50 AM

ooohhh...coelacanth! That gets the prize...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:51 AM

There are batter fish to fry elsewhere.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:52 AM

If you keep carping, cod will smolt you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:53 AM

Parr for the course I suppose.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:54 AM

Not that I am so bright.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:58 AM

Being a chubby sucker, I have to rely on the gills I learned in school.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 11:59 AM

C'mon... help me out before I really go belly up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:00 PM

SEVERN! You picked a fine time to get locked up in a canal trip!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:02 PM

Severn is very sturgical with puns. Cuttling puns!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:03 PM

Noone wants to take the bait?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:05 PM

Am I the only one willing to take a sculpin?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:06 PM

I guess I'll skate off down the slink.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM

I have moray to do than drop line after line here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: Amos
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:07 PM

This place is full to the bream with carpie jokes.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM

I could hake off and get to my camp in jig time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:08 PM

Fathom that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:09 PM

Hello Amos. Cod you could loin in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Recovery Ward May 2006
From: gnu
Date: 13 May 06 - 12:10 PM

Whot ye got on yer tongue and in yer cheeks me old trout?


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