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BS: Kendall Groupie Alert

SINSULL 24 Mar 06 - 12:56 PM
jacqui.c 24 Mar 06 - 12:44 PM
kendall 24 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM
John MacKenzie 24 Mar 06 - 11:13 AM
beardedbruce 24 Mar 06 - 10:34 AM
jacqui.c 24 Mar 06 - 10:15 AM
gnu 24 Mar 06 - 10:11 AM
SINSULL 24 Mar 06 - 09:30 AM
Tinker 24 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM
jacqui.c 24 Mar 06 - 08:08 AM
John MacKenzie 24 Mar 06 - 04:33 AM
Amos 23 Mar 06 - 08:38 PM
gnu 23 Mar 06 - 06:30 PM
John MacKenzie 23 Mar 06 - 11:49 AM
katlaughing 23 Mar 06 - 09:33 AM
Big Mick 23 Mar 06 - 09:22 AM
freda underhill 23 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM
jacqui.c 23 Mar 06 - 07:11 AM
kendall 23 Mar 06 - 07:00 AM
John MacKenzie 23 Mar 06 - 04:53 AM
katlaughing 22 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM
kendall 22 Mar 06 - 10:09 PM
SINSULL 22 Mar 06 - 09:56 PM
Bill D 22 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM
John MacKenzie 22 Mar 06 - 02:41 PM
kendall 22 Mar 06 - 01:20 PM
Becca72 22 Mar 06 - 12:07 PM
jacqui.c 22 Mar 06 - 12:02 PM
Big Mick 22 Mar 06 - 10:38 AM
Brass Monkey 21 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM
GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam 20 Mar 06 - 06:17 PM
SINSULL 20 Mar 06 - 05:53 PM
Brass Monkey 20 Mar 06 - 01:24 PM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 06 - 11:40 AM
SINSULL 20 Mar 06 - 11:18 AM
John MacKenzie 20 Mar 06 - 10:58 AM
Brass Monkey 20 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM
GUEST,Dani 19 Mar 06 - 05:51 PM
kendall 19 Mar 06 - 04:16 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Mar 06 - 04:02 PM
Kaleea 19 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM
Brass Monkey 19 Mar 06 - 02:49 PM
kendall 19 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM
Brass Monkey 19 Mar 06 - 01:35 PM
Severn 19 Mar 06 - 01:26 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Mar 06 - 12:46 PM
Severn 19 Mar 06 - 12:43 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:56 PM

Workin' in the coal mine
Goin' down down down
Workin' in the coal mine
Lord, I want to sit down...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:44 PM

KENDALL!!!

CELLAR!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:32 PM

Groping? Depends on who does the groping! They might have to submit to a physical to qualify.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 11:13 AM

I used to love those old films like Flying Down to Rio, starring Thread and Ginger!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:34 AM

Ginger?


Or does that need another thread?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:15 AM

Of course we're all smart - we all love the Cap'n and that's smart!

Tinker - some groping allowed but remember he has high blood pressure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 10:11 AM

Mary Anne?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 09:30 AM

And why does the theme song from Gilligan's Island keep going through my head like a screwdriver?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Tinker
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

Okay this is starting to sound much more like a fan club than a groupie alert for fawning and groping.... ( sorry Jacqui, we'll confine the later to really fine hugs okay ??)

Now that article deserves real attention especially the quote from Kendall that says all us groupies is real smart

''You have to have more than a teaspoonful of brains to understand Maine humor," said Morse, 71.....

So if we is Kendall groupies we've got brains right ????

Why do I here gum starting to snap????

Tinker


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:08 AM

Giok - I owe you one.

(Must visit the Christmas Tree Shop before our next UK trip......)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 04:33 AM

Who's that knocking at my door?
who's that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

It's only me from over the sea,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.
It's only me from over the sea,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.

I'll come down and let you in,
I'll come down and let you in,
I'll come down and let you in,
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

I detect the smell of rum!
I detect the smell of rum!
I detect the smell of rum!
cried the fair young Jacqui.

I've only had a drink or two,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.
I'm only drunk with love for you,
Cried Barnacle Morse the sailor.

Why do you knock on my door?
Why do you knock on my door?
Why do you knock on my door?
Cried the fair young Jacqui.

I'm young enough and ready and tough,
Cried Barnacle Morse the Sailor.
I'm young enough and ready and tough,
Cried Barnacle Morse the Sailor.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 08:38 PM

Sailor's bottoms LOOK lovely -- until one of them asks you to scrape it for them.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:30 PM

Cradle? I don't consider the Cappy old, but, gee, cradle? I mean, we are talking cramps here, no? I suppose, if you kept one foot on the floor, you rock it all night long.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:49 AM

In a cradle Kat!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 09:33 AM

So...he gets laid all winter, Giok??!!

(Thanks for the link, Mick!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Big Mick
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 09:22 AM

Go to the 9th paragraph of this article.

It is now a matter of public record............hehehehehehehehehehe

Love ya, Cap'n.

Mick

PS: Sins ...... honey ....... I only left it in the car. Would you like to see my pet potato??


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:27 AM

Ode to wrinkled posterior

by Fabuloso Assorio

(to be posted at a more suitable time..)

groupie confession - & I'm alert, but not alarmed!

Ms Underhill but not over-the-hill..


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:11 AM

KENDALL!!!!!

CELLAR!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:00 AM

I can't believe I posted that!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:53 AM

He is hauled out careened and anti fouled at the end of every season Kat. He is then winterised and laid up to await spring.
Giok ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 11:35 PM

I thought they had *crusty bums with lots of barnacles?!

















*at a bakery near you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:09 PM

"Only sailors get blown offshore"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:56 PM

"wrinkled ass"???? This from man who wears a potato in a thong to make a statement and encourages young (very young) girls to pat your buns.

Really, Mick?

And where the hell is my ring? Your excuses are wearing thin.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:51 PM

boy, this sure does give us YOUNG ones something to aspire to! Go away, AARP!

"Just because there's snow on the roof, it doesn't mean the fire's out in the hearth"


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:41 PM

I'm told that sailors have lovely bottoms!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 01:20 PM

If you did, I would be worried about you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 12:07 PM

(covering my eyes) I really don't want to know about my father's arse!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 12:02 PM

OK Mick. Where did you get that bit of information from? Must have been a spurned groupie - no-one else would make such an accusation about this fine figure of a man. I've told you before - it ain't wrinkled.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Big Mick
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:38 AM

I see our own Cap'n Morse got a mention in an AP article by Jerry Harkavy today, with the topic of Maine humor.

"Among OLDER humorists, Kendall Morse worked as a boat captain and harbormaster....."

hehehehehehehehehe ....... I told you he had a wrinkled old arse. Love ya, Cap'n.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 10:54 AM

Oh all right then, but only if I can join in the pissing contest and it's judged on artistic merit 1960s onward.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Barbie Moonbeam
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 06:17 PM

Hi there all you KenDolleers and GiokKilteasers, uh huh I have been working like soooooo hard on your Costumes and the dance routines ...and the cheers and the Music we will be cheering to like and what with the like Paddy/Patty's, whatever, Day party and losing a shamrock off my nail it has been like soo crazy but..
Never fear., Your Barbie's here.
I just have to go and like 'top up my tan' but after that I will be back to share the AWESOME news of how the project is like coming along.
I know, I know your all like so like bummed out that you have to wait but like..you know better late then eh.um...better late then...eh...anyways.
Later
...and remember KenDolleers and GiokKilteasers,
Always use eyelash curlers, men notice things like that.
Barbie.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 05:53 PM

Apologies, Ms. Monkey. SOmeone asked if your brass balls really do freeze off when it is cold enough so I assumed...
Giok,
She says she is NOT taking part in the pissing contest. By the way, did you all wash your hands when you were through?
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 01:24 PM

Funnily enough I'm a bird like you Mary.
Anyway I did try to enquire about the activities of Kendall (2 ls not 1!) but all to no avail.
Although I have decided that you are all quite mad, which doesn't put me off in the slightest. How about you Mary?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:40 AM

"Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Kaleea - PM
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM

As a personage of the female persuasion, I am not into the group pee as you fellers are."



ALL MALE pissing contest Mary?????????

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: SINSULL
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 11:18 AM

What happened to the Kendall Groupies? Why has this turned into a an all male pissing contest? And why is Kendall working so hard at bird puns when the subject has gone on to Barbie's social skills?
Tune in at noon for details.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 10:58 AM

Oh dear Brass Monkey if only some peoples parents had known the meaning of spermicide!
Giok ☺♫


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 20 Mar 06 - 07:19 AM

Quite, I've never believed in keeping birds in cages.
I didn't even know Barbie had any friends! She's a clone created from a popular male wet dream, isn't she? Well, they do say that plastic is a major cause of lower sperm count. Maybe the sperm didn't have the will to live anymore! Is that what is meant by 'spermicide'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: GUEST,Dani
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 05:51 PM

I just saw a bumper sticker tonight that says, "If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

Dani


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:16 PM

Speak up, I'm hard of Heron.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 04:02 PM

Bum too big, or bucket too small?
Giok ☺


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Kaleea
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 03:17 PM

As a personage of the female persuasion, I am not into the group pee as you fellers are.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 02:49 PM

Keep it down. Whatever you do don't let them hear you callin them birds.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: kendall
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 02:03 PM

At least these women are not "Robin" the cradle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 01:35 PM

Now, now boys!
You're obviously frustrated and need to go for some barbie relaxation therapy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Gripe-ee Alot
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 01:26 PM

I won't ask which Barbie you're specifically speaking of, Giok!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:46 PM

Oh dear Severn I think I detect the sound of a barrel bottom being scraped there!
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Kensull and Sin Doll Groupies A la carte
From: Severn
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:43 PM

I don't consider myself a male Barbie, Brass Monkey.

However, there some German kids who are still rumored to play with Klaus Barbee dolls, so hide your GI Joes!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:23 PM

boom boom


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: ranger1
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM

Now Giok, don't be bittern.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall Groupie Alert
From: Brass Monkey
Date: 19 Mar 06 - 12:18 PM

Nailed!
Tied!
Bijesus!
Where did those handcuffs come from?

Barbie! Stop it! Before we have another one of yer terns.
Yes, Bob, maybe three of them.


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