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Art Thieme 21 Jan 99 - 05:44 PM
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Art Thieme
Date: 21 Jan 99 - 05:44 PM

It just dawned on me. (Dracula's last words.)

Mine too--in this thread anyhow.

Art


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: gargoyle
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 01:05 AM

JOE: A "demon spawned child" is still the responsibility of the father

"Now if P over U be inverted
And the squre root of U be inserted
X time over P,
The result Q.E.D.
Is a relative," Einstein asserted.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 01:24 AM

Awfergawdsake...What is this? Some kind of prophylactic version of the "The Cat Came Back"?????? catspaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Charlie Baum
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 04:10 AM

Some things have no "off" button: The song "99 bottles of beer on the wall" once it gets past the verse "minus three bottles of beer on the wall", investigations by the office of the special prosecutor (i.e., Kenneth Starr), and this thread.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 12:45 PM

re:catspaws attempt at a limerick back there..it has a traditional rhyme scheme ok,

"Dan, feeling his sexuality peak,
Went to the WC, a condom to seek.
But when a coin it did miss
And fell in two inches of piss,
Says Dan,"Tis more disgusting than 'Bubble & Squeak'"

but...
There was an old gasman named Peter
With a match poked around a gas heater
Touched a leak with his light
And rose out of sight
And, as anyone even vaguely familar with the more subtle nuances of the art of poetry can tell you,...he also ruined the meter!


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: The Shambles
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 02:37 PM

Bill D

I liked very much the meter one.

Art

But as a native of West London, I still have not recovered from it's being rhymed with condom.

No more please!


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 11:17 PM

Ah Bill...may I humbly beg forgiveness. As I see so clearly now, this is not the place for my common, one minute limericks. No indeed. Obviously with such a high caliber and erudite audience, I assure you I will no longer go for the quick laugh. I promise future limericks with polish of both rhyme and meter. Once more I fervently pray you open your heart in charity to such an abject failure.

catspaw

Can anyone help me out with a rhyme for "Blow it straight out your ass?" **grin**


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Jan 99 - 11:27 PM

them abject apologies ain't what they usta be...methinks I detect a 'tiny' note of cynicism...

(oh, well, catspaw...maybe you can be forgiven just this once..)


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Art Thieme
Date: 25 Jan 99 - 10:34 AM

I think that I shall never see,
A poem as bad as Kilmer's TREES.
So here I leave the rhyme-scheme of that horrid verse,
With hopes that never e're shall I be known to write
A poem that's any worse!

Art (no condom intended)

Art Thieme (pun intended)


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Joe Offer
Date: 26 Jan 99 - 03:11 PM

Peter T. does not want to miss a single exciting message, so he has started a new thread and asks that we don't post any new messages here, lest we crash his browser.

Click here

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: ANNON Y MOUSE
Date: 27-Jan-99 - 05:28 AM

DID THIS PUT IT BACK ON TOP?

Well, yes it did, but this thread has gotten too big and we're trying to get people to use the new thread if they want to continue the discussion.


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Jun 99 - 08:45 AM

Just an example for Will on how to refresh a thread. He asked a sincere question and I am trying to be helpful......that's all. 'Course it is "Father's Day" and all.......................

catspaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Roger in Baltimore
Date: 20 Jun 99 - 11:47 AM

For all who read this, please note that Catspaw is emotional, impulsive and unstable. Otherwise, how to explain that he violated a direct ORDER from the esteemed Mudcat God, Joe Offer. (See the posting just before Catspaw's) Do not follow his example by continuing to post on this thread. There is a follow-up thread What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II

I was also going to criticize Catspaw for the audacity of keeping this tasteless thread alive. However, I noticed the last posting on "Concom II" is my "refresher" post.

Your humble servant,

Big RiB


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 20 Jun 99 - 12:33 PM

Well see RiB ol' budddy, there wasn't a blue clicky thing on #2 and I hated to give Will a bad example.

I also send my apologies to Square Deal, Square Shootin', Square Root Joe Offer, who discovered, on this very thread, a website for Dental Dams.

catspaw


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: Helen
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 04:47 AM

refresh for the sake of this thread:



      BS: Portraying an 'Art Thieme' in calendar

but please post to part 2 of this thread rather than here - see Roger in Baltimore's link two posts up.

Helen


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 08:27 PM

too scared to buy them we just used ballons

Continued


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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer.
From: catspaw49
Date: 10 Jul 08 - 11:12 PM

Refreshed as a Special Birthday Present to Art

July, 2008


Much Love from your biggest fan,


Spaw


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