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BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling

Liz the Squeak 27 Nov 05 - 06:29 AM
GUEST,Jackson 26 Nov 05 - 03:42 PM
Morticia 23 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM
Liz the Squeak 23 Nov 05 - 12:37 PM
Roger the Skiffler 23 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM
Liz the Squeak 22 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM
Phot 22 Nov 05 - 08:06 AM
Micca 21 Nov 05 - 07:01 PM
Liz the Squeak 21 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM
jacqui.c 21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM
John MacKenzie 21 Nov 05 - 09:51 AM
pixieofdoom 21 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM
GUEST,me again 21 Nov 05 - 04:28 AM
GUEST,Travelling Jack 21 Nov 05 - 03:45 AM
Liz the Squeak 20 Nov 05 - 04:33 PM
Catherine Jayne 06 Nov 05 - 08:22 AM
Liz the Squeak 06 Nov 05 - 06:59 AM
Tinker 05 Nov 05 - 07:14 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:29 AM

What does your daddy look like Jackson? (I'm sure your mummy would like to know.....)

Jolenes' puppies are Joe and Jacklene, and they're both here with me now, having done their final stint in Hamleys demonstrating backflips yesterday.

I regret to say that they did not leave with the best of references, and much of their wages has been kept back to pay for the doctors bills and the repairs.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Jackson
Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:42 PM

aRE my mUmmy aNd dAddy there?pLease say yeS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM

don't look at me, I haven't seen the little hell hound for months.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:37 PM

but we may need a vets services in about 8-9 weeks..... did no one ever take these animals to a family planning clinic or at least get a bucket of water over them?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM

Love this thread!

RtS
(arf arf)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM

Judging by the noise they were making last night, it's too late for the vets.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Phot
Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:06 AM

He's coming back?! We've only just got the house tidy after he left! You should have seen the bottle bank at Tesco's, it took three trips in the Discovery to get rid of all the empties, and who's this floozy he's hitched up with? Time for a phone call to the vet I think!

Wassail!! Chris


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:01 PM

So THATS where the little Bast fellow vanished to, I was wondering, well the sooner the happy Pair are back home in Sunny Aldershot the better!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM

No, they're not happy at all, they hate it here with the cats and the litter tray... why, only this evening we found a suspicious pile of something on the bathmat.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM

Just make sure you keep them that side of the Pond. I don't think that the USA will recover from Jack for a long time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:51 AM

I do hope they are not even condidering a trip to Scotland, we have our own monster thanks.
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM

Well they seem very happy with you Liz......shame to move them on really


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,me again
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:28 AM

I is put some more pikkies in. Dey has got Joleen in dem, on our hunnymoon. We went to sum bars and on a bikeride and looked at der view from der top of a hill.

Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 21 Nov 05 - 03:45 AM

I is worn out. I is been round der werld and I is found a wimmin wot will love me forever, my darlin Joleen. She says that Pin Kee Wan ain't got no chance against her, she ever shows up at my hows, Joleen will rip her ears off and piss down the soggy bits. She got class has my Joleen.

I is putting sum more pichers in, whilst that Skweek is at werk. She let us sleep with a kittycat and stopped it from merlestin us. That big black and white one has got stinky bad fishbreth. She made us go outside to piddle tho. It was bluddy cold. We found a warmer corner somewhere inside. They'll find it in a day or to.

We is going to get der puppies back dis week. We hopes they made lots of muny kus we is skint. Dem funny speeking buggers in Kalay dont preshiate good musik.

Dun Travelling Jack and Jolene


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Nov 05 - 04:33 PM

I am sorry to report that he has indeed come back.

Manitas, Limpit and I have just returned from a quick trip to the European continent, for a birthday party. We had a walk around Calais this afternoon, and to our horror, were recognised by the puppy, just near the lighthouse. It seems he and Jolene ran out of money whilst on a bender in the Cafe du Paris and he was trying his hand at busking to try and raise the Euros. Needless to say he was failing miserably and Jolene was having similar luck selling "favours" on the Rue Royale.... We took pity on them and smuggled them back over the channel, disguised as a pair of novelty slippers and they are presently in our spare room "recovering" as Jack put it.

They will be returned to the appropriate domicile (I'm not telling which one, in case you try and move house) just as soon as they've been reunited with the puppies, which I understand were hired out to a Central London toy store, with the instructions to 'look cute and do back flips' in exchange for food.

I daresay that he'll post some more pictures when he can...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:22 AM

Indeed that could have something to do with it Liz.

Well Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have left the Patterson abode (thank all the deities!) an have once more set off on their travels...where I have no idea...no doubt we should hear from them at some point. That puppy has a habbit of coming back!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:59 AM

Ah, perhaps that explains why Khatt is presently barking like a dog and her nose is wet and cold....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Tinker
Date: 05 Nov 05 - 07:14 AM

Ah Giok next trip over you'll have to meet my one hundred pound, six foot plus when stretched, indeterminate- breed, monster-footed scaredy cat of a dog. Then you'll understand. The name fits him perfectly.

Now when we're angry it occaisionally expands to Bundesbank, but that's another story.

tinker

By the way he only seems to answer to female alphas. Ask Khatt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 07:50 PM

It only raises you in my estimation Tinker that you didn't succumb to such childish behaviour. Mind you calling your dog Bubba is in questionable taste!!
Giok ;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:45 PM

And you didn't even claim 200!!!

Shame on you.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Tinker
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:26 PM

Oh dear it appears Jack has left some rather poor behavior traits behind with Seamus....

Seamus and the Family Jewels


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM

Not me Morty deah, as you know my spelling is impecci Impek Very good, I think the little Bas dear has taken it on his toes again and is enjoying himself at someones expense at some hostelry


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM

I got a postcard........no stamp, badly spelled, covered in beer stains, not signed and with an unmistakable aroma of curry and winalot....couldn't make out the postmark.

It said Send munny and my blue tablits.....and don't read the popliar press for a while. I'd say that it's either Jack or Micca.....not sure which.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Nov 05 - 02:48 AM

Col - it's not yet clear that they ARE home.. there was mention of only a fleeting stay in London and then a trip to Belguim. Seems he either wants to take his Jolene on a honeymoon, or take on the Mannequin Pis in a competition... Either that or he's trying to dodge Pin Kee Wan who seems set on finding him....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Col K
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM

Nobody seems to have welcomed our Jack and his new bride back to the UK yet.Can I be the first (and possibly only) person to do so.
May you continue to entertain us with your journeys and escapades for many years to come.
WELCOME HOME


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Nov 05 - 12:44 AM

I've smelt that dog.... a skunk would be a welcome relief!

LTS

(who really does like possums...)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 11:04 PM

Or a Woodpussy [ask Snoozy Max D Seigal!!]
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 07:14 PM

Skunk seems more appropriate for Jack the Lad.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: ranger1
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM

Ok, Liz, what's wrong with possums? They're actually pretty cool. They are the only North American marsupial, have more teeth (44) than any other North American mammal, and have a prehensile tail. I think that poor possum had no taste getting involved with Jack!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM

Opossums? The dog has no taste!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: ranger1
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:16 PM

Liz, he's already been at it with an opossum. A cat at this point would it be mundane. I want to know how the flying squirrels in Bat Goddess's house fared after Jack was there...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:01 PM

With Jack nothing's impossible. I've never met anyone less fussy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 03:14 PM

Cat fight? He's doing interspecies as well? Surely that would make it a menagerie a trois!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:41 AM

Menage a trois or an all out cat fight!

Keep us posted....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:34 AM

OOOh! Looks like the cats among the pigeons there!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Pin Kee Wan
Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:11 AM

I found you darling Honeybunny. I come to England, make you good wife, we do thing with ping pong ball again. I make you lots of puppies and good home.

Pin Kee


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:39 PM

She isn't.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:59 PM

that jolene doesn't look any better than she ought to be


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:45 PM

Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more no more.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 06:58 PM

Why am I getting mail from stray dogs wishing to folow in Uncle jacks pawprints?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:03 PM

I is in another one of dem caffy things and dey let me put more pickies in. Dey is of der geterway where my frends Mikker and kats were. I meeted dem dere and dey is looking after der puppies while Jolene and me are on our hunnymoon.

Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:48 AM

Glad you're enjoying your travels Jack. Evrything is fine at home so no need to rush back. I expect there's lots of people who'd be delighted to have a visit from you


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:33 AM

He may be an irresponsible little bugger, but he can take a decent photo.....

Does the above mentioned 'Pin Kee Wan' know about Jolene, Jacklene and Joe and vice versa?!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,me again
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM

I is making anuver link for der pickeis

here are sum more


Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:43 PM

I is not home yet. I has put sum more pickies in. I had fun at the cabin but that missus duck wouldnt let me near her leg again. Anyway, it made Jolene go funny and she wouldnt let me sniff her bum.

I is going to find some more treeses, them uvers went red wen I widdled on dem.

Jack


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM

CatsPHiddle - there is a strange smell in my car. It wasn't there on the way TO the airport..... neither is it the sort of smell I associate with humans...

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM

Have Mooh and Lady McMooh been warned?
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 01:08 PM

Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have arrived back here in London....they kind of behaved on the plane... I here rumours that they aren't staying here in London for long and that they intend to head to Brussels on a 'honeymoon'. I don't think the Belgians are prepared for their arrival yet!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: ranger1
Date: 30 Oct 05 - 12:51 PM

So, is the little homewrecker back safely in the UK, or did he get held by Immigration or Customs or the bomb squad (or all of the above)? Has Jolene been knocked up yet? Inquiring minds want to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Oct 05 - 04:27 AM

Ever heard that thing about leopards and spots? I had a communication from South Asia this week... seems someone else is coming to stay.

Says her name is 'Pin Kee Wan, Bubbles to her friends'......

LTS


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