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BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005

GUEST,Slightly Perplexed Santa to the Stunning Sti 06 Nov 05 - 07:08 AM
Liz the Squeak 06 Nov 05 - 07:08 AM
My guru always said 06 Nov 05 - 09:58 AM
GUEST,Hollowfoxxs Secret santa 06 Nov 05 - 10:07 AM
Stilly River Sage 06 Nov 05 - 10:42 AM
Catherine Jayne 06 Nov 05 - 11:20 AM
GUEST,moonglowhasasantadotcom 06 Nov 05 - 11:44 AM
GUEST,Satisfied Santa to the Splendiforous Stilly 06 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Nov 05 - 01:01 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Nov 05 - 03:15 PM
Severn 06 Nov 05 - 03:18 PM
Stephen L. Rich 07 Nov 05 - 02:18 AM
GUEST,Pseudolus' gorgeous santa of secret prezzies 07 Nov 05 - 01:51 PM
GUEST,Punkoid Nouveau, Soit Sage!! 07 Nov 05 - 02:54 PM
GUEST,Open Mikes ancient santa 07 Nov 05 - 03:26 PM
Megan L 07 Nov 05 - 03:30 PM
katlaughing 07 Nov 05 - 04:27 PM
GUEST,Sarah the Flute's SS 07 Nov 05 - 06:14 PM
GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa 07 Nov 05 - 06:39 PM
GUEST,Megan L's Elves 08 Nov 05 - 02:13 AM
GUEST, Rumanci's Reassuring Secretive Claus 08 Nov 05 - 07:43 AM
GUEST,Alba's Secret Sanity Clause 08 Nov 05 - 08:31 AM
GUEST,catsphiddle@work 08 Nov 05 - 08:37 AM
GUEST,MMari's SSecret SSanta 08 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM
GUEST,Bat goddess' secret santa 08 Nov 05 - 02:32 PM
MMario 08 Nov 05 - 02:45 PM
katlaughing 08 Nov 05 - 03:24 PM
GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa 08 Nov 05 - 06:00 PM
GUEST,catsPHiddle@work 09 Nov 05 - 04:41 AM
Bat Goddess 09 Nov 05 - 08:05 AM
GUEST,El Punkoid Nouveaus Blushing Secret Saint 09 Nov 05 - 03:43 PM
GUEST,Hollowfox's Secretive Santa 10 Nov 05 - 05:25 PM
GUEST,Bat Goddess' secret santa 10 Nov 05 - 05:46 PM
GUEST,Partridge's SS 10 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM
Dave'sWife 10 Nov 05 - 10:47 PM
GUEST,Santa's very tired publicist 10 Nov 05 - 11:24 PM
Dave'sWife 11 Nov 05 - 12:37 AM
GUEST,SS Dave's wife 11 Nov 05 - 08:08 AM
Partridge 11 Nov 05 - 10:51 AM
GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said 11 Nov 05 - 03:17 PM
artbrooks 11 Nov 05 - 03:39 PM
GUEST,Art Brooks' artful anthropomorphic personifi 11 Nov 05 - 05:07 PM
GUEST,Jaze 11 Nov 05 - 07:41 PM
GUEST,Megan L's Elves 12 Nov 05 - 07:34 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Nov 05 - 09:50 AM
Snuffy 13 Nov 05 - 10:23 AM
GUEST,Micca's Extra Wicked Secret Santa 13 Nov 05 - 10:57 AM
Micca 13 Nov 05 - 01:42 PM
GUEST,Snuffy's REALLY Chuffed Santa, well I AM! 13 Nov 05 - 06:41 PM
Snuffy 13 Nov 05 - 07:15 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Slightly Perplexed Santa to the Stunning Sti
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 07:08 AM

Hmm, those FastFairies seem to be taking their time, should I rescind their contract? Well, maybe there are a touch tardy, just hope they remember what they're supposed to be doing. If they had any brains they'd be in a better job.

How did the paperclips project go, found any yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 07:08 AM

And there went 400 without so much as a mention.. I'm sorely disappointed with you guys....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 09:58 AM

Sorry LtS, didn't even notice! *slaps wrist*


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Hollowfoxxs Secret santa
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 10:07 AM

Oh Hollowfox how can it be
that you can't guess just who is me?
I'm here and there and in atree
invisible for all to see

your prezzie is in kit form now
and being assembled any day
I hope you'll open and say WOW!!
and have some fun on Yule day

BBs HSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 10:42 AM

Sorry, dear, dearest, Secret Santa, I've been swamped and knew I'd have to reread the last couple of hundred posts to this thread before I posted. I can safely pre-date number6's gleeful announcement of receiving a package--I received 3, 2 of them in the week before Halloween! And a postcard (that was a terrific clue, by the way--I'm sure that there is only one Mudcatter who lives within 50 miles of London, right?)

I hesitated to mention it until after Halloween, not wanting to upset the trick-or-treat fun of so many of our dear kind Mudcat friends. Now the yule season is only a bit ahead of Thanksgiving (here in the U.S.) and if the weather will ever cool off it will actually FEEL like the holidays are approaching! And here at our house we already have a tidy little stack of packages next to the fireplace.

The best time of year to go out looking for these mapped cache locations is soon--once we have our first frost much of the greenery will vanish, and the poison ivy will drop it's noxious leaves, and the search will be a pleasant one. We're looking forward to it!

We peaked in the first package, and saw wrapping paper, so unless we learn otherwise, will leave the others in their covers and open them when we open the rest of our gifts.

Santa, give me another clue, please. Are you listed in any of the Mudcat photo or member lists? Do you spend more time above or below the line? Have you ever attempted to read the Mother of All BS thread? Or posted to it?

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 11:20 AM

My santa has been a bit quiet since they say they found out about my part in the ladies finale at the getaway....perhaps I scared him or her away!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,moonglowhasasantadotcom
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 11:44 AM

The elves are having a go at me - apparently I'm supposed to be giving you clues to my identity here. If I tell you that I'm a large man with a white beard who lives somewhere North of you, will that help?









P.S. You're supposed to guess now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Satisfied Santa to the Splendiforous Stilly
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM

Many thanks for your speedy reply Dear Santee! FastFairies off the hook, but now they can rest till next year.

Wrapping paper? Outer transit containers can be opened - there may be something in there you can enjoy now as was intended.

Glad you're looking forward to searching after the First Frost, not sure that we have Poison Ivy here, certainly never considered it. Mind you, our Nettles, Brambles & Mud are worth avoioding here, I only play that game in fair weather.

Mother of all thread? No, never attempted that one - it grew to giant size before I noticed it, so I guess you can cross all those involved off your Guess List.

Members List, yes, I'm in there like all good Santas should be - that helps with the clues. There are only a few threads below the line I check - this, the Christmas Tavern when it's open (met you there BTW, most kind) and a few others. Mostly occupied with festivals, clubs, songs & singers - but one of those parcels should point you in that direction. Think it's a FastFairy one, but may be that overweight SlowGnome one.

Goodness, see all these clues, you've plenty now - Good Luck!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 01:01 PM

I believe I am going to have to hire an amanuensis to help me sort through all of those clues!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 03:15 PM

I had one of those once.... penicillin helped.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Sillee Secrit Santer Signils - 2005
From: Severn
Date: 06 Nov 05 - 03:18 PM

There hasn't horridly been scene nor herd made from my Santa for the quiet sum of time. I can only hope you're merely busy with your work and that Yule drop a hint (or at least a "straight line") in my whey soon--jest as a means to wound some thyme wile I weight with heavy heart. So pleas, cast your Magic Yule-tied Spell-check upon this anxious recipient of Future gifts of Present from Days Of Your, and help separate this prose from the amateurs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 02:18 AM

Still no Santiod-like person.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Pseudolus' gorgeous santa of secret prezzies
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 01:51 PM

Your presents have been packed and are ready to be shipped to you, you lucky boy you! Keep a look out in you mail box in the next couple of weeks. I don't mind if you open it at Yule on the 21st December or if you want to wait until Christmas day. If you are like me you won't be able to wait and will open the box straight away...which is also ok!!

Your Gorgeous Santa of Secret Prezzies!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Punkoid Nouveau, Soit Sage!!
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 02:54 PM

Cher Punkoid, best of all Santees
I pray you pity take on me
With heaving breast and passioned glance
I beg you, come and join this dance,
My smile, my hair, my flirting eyes
Are all now offered in this wise --
To see you end this silent ruse
And offer to thy Santa, clues.
How can you, made of manly stuff
Resist my all-beguiling fluff?
I'll bat my lashes, curve my hips
And let a sweet smile cross my lips
If only once, you'll give more shrift
To Her Who Yearns to Give you Gifts!
Enough, this silence, wan and pale;
An answer! Or, I'll kick your tail!

EPNSSA


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Open Mikes ancient santa
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 03:26 PM

Well thats the elves sacked they just kept trying to pinch your pressie, but iv'e bribed a selkie to swim past your way and deliver it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Megan L
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 03:30 PM

now santa do i ken ye fine
or am I in a siding
come gies a clue
weel wan or two
to whaur it is yer biding.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 04:27 PM

Severn! Well-done!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Sarah the Flute's SS
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 06:14 PM

G'day to you my Sarah-friend
I'm back to tease you once again
With hints I'll lead you 'round the globe
Confusing you en route, I hope
I love Australia, and I pray
That I shall go again some day
To see koalas up in trees
And lazy 'roos that scratch their fleas
You know, of course, already, though
That here's not where my home fire glows


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa
Date: 07 Nov 05 - 06:39 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Megan L's Elves
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:13 AM

Well......Megan my dear
We're way over here
And you are a long way away,
But never you fear,
Settle down with a beer,
We'll drink to your health today!

Fond regards
The Elves (who are sometimes found to be under the affluence of incahol) (hic)


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST, Rumanci's Reassuring Secretive Claus
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 07:43 AM

The elves have been scurrying, impatient reindeer pressing their noses against the window, Santa cats underfoot, Mrs. Claus baking up a storm.

The weather signals are late this year, but I wanted to let you know I've been on the job. Busy, busy, busy -- but you are not forgotten.

Dainties are being accumulated, a box piled up. I don't know whether the cats are keeping things segregated and under control or if they've been making off with the odd bit and hiding it under the bed. Sigh.

Time, time, time. Everything happens at oncee.

Just wanted to send a reassuring signal that evrything is on track for you to receive some Christmas goodies from the North Woods.

RRSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Alba's Secret Sanity Clause
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 08:31 AM

Alba, where are you? We need to hear from you. Time is a tickin'. Help! Help! Help!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 08:37 AM

Seems my crazy Santa doesn't have much to say!!! *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,MMari's SSecret SSanta
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM

mmaro mmario
now xmas aint so fario
I thought I musn't tarry'o
and set the elves to work

they found a spledid giftie'o
a present neat and niftie'o
would suit a man of fiftie'o
or any age besides

it's frae a land across the sea
it micht remind you well o' me
but ther'es a problem, michty me
o' the technological kind

New York, New York is a wonderful town
where discs of all kinds do abound
but Region one don't stretch up around
the frozen north and the Pole

Multi-regional, there's a word
If on your player it occurred
I'd send to you a gift absurd
And my problem would be solved

For want crucial information
I must review the situation
Find another token of my home nation
To pplease my New York SSantee


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Bat goddess' secret santa
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:32 PM

My dear bat goddess, I'm sorry if THAT elf has upset you, with his moaning! Hes now sacked.

Keep your eye on the mail box miss goddess

SS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 02:45 PM

DDear SSanta:

New York, New York is far away
From my humble abode, where I stay
My rural home, where I do dwell
contains a player - muti-region-el!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 03:24 PM

To Alba's Secret Sanity Clause: if you want to PM me, I think I might be able to help. I know she is excited, but Life keeps getting in the way of her free time. Also, last year's hints may help, too.:-)

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Catsphiddle's extremely crazy Secret Santa
Date: 08 Nov 05 - 06:00 PM

Those dratted elves at it again!

I type in the message and they zap it as soon as I'm not looking.

Ms Khatt, I have recovered from the tales of your antics on stage of recent times. I suppose you are beinggood in your own singular manner.

Watch for the post. There will be surprises ere long.

Witchy things are in preparation as well as some items that you have expressed an interest in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,catsPHiddle@work
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 04:41 AM

Dear Santa

Yes I am being good...very good indeed....honest....

Love Khatt x


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 08:05 AM

Got it, Secret Santa -- sorry I've been remiss on posting that fact!

Now, does that mean you're a Scot? or that you got a Scots elf to post it for you? ;-)

Confusion reigns! (of course)

Gotta go,
Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,El Punkoid Nouveaus Blushing Secret Saint
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 03:43 PM

Ah, cher Punkoid, my cheeks are red
I chastised you, but wrongly!
I found that in some OTHER thread
You'd spoken out quite strongly!
Of colors plum, and jewelry none,
And books of bold sea-sailors;
And suffering from allergies!
Your Santa will avail her-
Self of what you once have said,
Ignore my tweaks and bleating,
Such hints are quite enough for me,
And do not need repeating.
So Yuletide blessings on you, Sir
And on your loverly daughters
And there shall be a gift for you
From farthest Southern waters.
And by the Southern Cross 'twill steer
Around the planet hasting!
(And now, I must go pack it up;
'tis plain that time is wasting.)

EPNBSS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Hollowfox's Secretive Santa
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 05:25 PM

Oh Hollowfox, dont be so meek
check in and have a beer
The missing person that you seek
Is called St George in here

and soon on fairy feet he'el go
his way o'er land a sea
so worry not , and so youl know
being British, he'd like Tea


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess' secret santa
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 05:46 PM

So you now have a wee clue
Watch your mailbox
SS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Partridge's SS
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM

Partridge - Today while the blossom still clings to the vine I sent off a very special parcel. Should be there before a million tomorrows. Get down from that Pear Tree and watch your mailbox. Love and happiness, your very own Secret Santa.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 10:47 PM

Dear Secret Santa:

I know I'm late so I'll be brief. I would love anY CDs you care to send or make, especially if they feature Mudcatters.

After that, I enjoy:

Cooking
Gardening
Reading

I have a dog and some cats. My dog wears lots of bandanas. My cats just wear collars.

I'll post more later


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Santa's very tired publicist
Date: 10 Nov 05 - 11:24 PM

Could someone please provide us the directions to Kirkham in Preston?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 12:37 AM

OK - As some Mudcatters know, I just this night inhreited about 800 CDs from my husband's co-worker. he uplodaed all his music to dgital sources. i even managed to get some Folk Stuff!

So, I shall be more specific. I really, really, really want a tape or CD that has that song "Beatnik prevert don't talk that way to me" on it. I think Hildebrandt wrote it but I'm not sure. I read the thread with that as the title and formed an attachment to the mere idea of the song.

I would also dearly love anything by Alaska Mike.

As far as my musical tastes go - they are quite varied. I do not own any June Tabor CDs despite really loving her voice. I am partial to women with deep voices and male baritones. I say that even though I have a nearly complete collection of Emmylou harris CDs (she's a mezzo-Soprano).

I love close harmonies and sad fiddles.

Hope that helps.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,SS Dave's wife
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 08:08 AM

Aha you have made your self known so I will make my lickle elf known as well through a series of cunning clues each more devious than the... **found it** (simpsons reference)

OK i will ponder and think of more clues Later

SSDW


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Partridge
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 10:51 AM

Thanks Santa,

Those words have quite alot of happy memories for me..........
I'm being as good as I can, but the pear tree's damn uncomfortable!
"before a million tomorrows" mmmmm any day now then....

lots of love Santa,

Pat xxxxxxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 03:17 PM

No more warm & fuzzy-wuzzy clues just yet, but I am pleased to announce that I have found the first item for your package. Something uniquely Fijian, or something like that, anyway.

Not in the least Dougal-esque.

Your Secretive Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: artbrooks
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 03:39 PM

Jenn and I haven't heard from our Santas lately...have they eloped together?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Art Brooks' artful anthropomorphic personifi
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 05:07 PM

On no Art! That would be incest!

It looks as though your pressies may possibly be a little late, but they will get there eventually.....Rudolph has lost his flying licence due to over-indulgence in Yuletide cheer, so the reindeer will have to walk there.....

Do you like chocolate?

SS
xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 07:41 PM

Still no word from my Santa.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Megan L's Elves
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 07:34 PM

The reindeer have had their annual grease and oil change, the sleigh is freshly painted and your present is loaded on board. Now if we can just find Santa........!

Yoo hoo Santa, where are you? Come out wherever you are!

Ooops...sorry Mrs Claus.....didn't mean to cut things short......

Oh dear
The Elves


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 09:50 AM

The leaves are beginning to fall, but Santa, would you believe that temperatures are still in the 80s every day? I may never get a chance to find that paperclip cache at this rate! Close your eyes and twitch your nose and wish for frost!

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Snuffy
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 10:23 AM

Time must be speeding up - I got a parcel in the post yesterday slightly larger than a house-brick (but nothing like as heavy!)

And a bit of Contnental drift too - seems the North Pole is in Colorado now!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Micca's Extra Wicked Secret Santa
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 10:57 AM

Do you remember when we were young
And you were very small
Well now we are sixty
Things haven't changed at all!
So Mr Milne and Santa got together at last
To brighten up your Christmas
With a parody of the past

Catherine Jane Pettigrew Patterson
Said to her husband said she
You must never go down to the pub in the town
Without first inviting me

Catherine Jane Pettigrew Pattersons
Husband said in a trice
Why would I go to the pub in the town
When home can be twice as nice

So Catherine Jane Pettigrew Patterson
Sat by her husband's side
What happened next I won't repeat
But I think they enjoyed the ride!
A.A.Santa






A.A. = Another Anonymous


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Micca
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 01:42 PM

many thanks MEWSS for the communication

The closer it grows
Tiddley pom
the more I glows
tiddley pom
the more I Knows
Tiddley pom
the more my toes are Glowing!!

as you can see (ala Rocky Horror)
" I just quiver with an-ti-ci-pa-tion"


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Snuffy's REALLY Chuffed Santa, well I AM!
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 06:41 PM

Well-done, old mates! I knew they could it, but I never expected the record time. An extra jot or two of hot rum for the boy'o's tonight, methinks!

Oh, the Continental Drift Update was late in coming through on the newswires...sorry about that. Santa is indeed NOW in Colorado!

Really Chuffed Snuffy's SS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Snuffy
Date: 13 Nov 05 - 07:15 PM

So now Really Chuffed Snuffy's SS has a Really Chuffed Snuffy.


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