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BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005

GUEST,Art Brooks' Secret Santa 11 Oct 05 - 05:37 AM
MuddleC 11 Oct 05 - 06:23 AM
jacqui.c 11 Oct 05 - 07:41 AM
MuddleC 11 Oct 05 - 07:55 AM
jacqui.c 11 Oct 05 - 08:00 AM
GUEST,Tinkers ever so secret Santa 11 Oct 05 - 08:18 AM
GUEST,Chanty Rangers very very Secret Santa 11 Oct 05 - 08:23 AM
GUEST,Alaska Mike's snowy benefactor 11 Oct 05 - 08:25 AM
GUEST,katlaughing's SS 11 Oct 05 - 09:39 AM
Tinker 11 Oct 05 - 11:47 AM
GUEST,Tinkers ever so secret Santa 11 Oct 05 - 12:02 PM
GUEST,bat goddess' secret santa's head elf 11 Oct 05 - 02:43 PM
GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said 11 Oct 05 - 04:26 PM
MBSLynne 11 Oct 05 - 04:45 PM
bfdk 11 Oct 05 - 04:51 PM
artbrooks 11 Oct 05 - 05:09 PM
GUEST,Tang the Orangutang 11 Oct 05 - 05:11 PM
jacqui.c 11 Oct 05 - 05:15 PM
Joybell 11 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,Charmions Charming Champion of Christmas 11 Oct 05 - 05:54 PM
GUEST,Moonglow'sdisconsolatesantadotcom 11 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM
sian, west wales 11 Oct 05 - 06:32 PM
MuddleC 11 Oct 05 - 07:07 PM
moonglow 11 Oct 05 - 09:13 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Oct 05 - 10:39 PM
GUEST,Stupendous Stilly's Secret Santa Silently Sn 12 Oct 05 - 03:06 PM
GUEST,The Shy and Retiring One's Secret Santa 12 Oct 05 - 03:22 PM
Alaska Mike 12 Oct 05 - 03:27 PM
Stilly River Sage 12 Oct 05 - 03:45 PM
GUEST,Silly Santa to the Splendiforous Stilly 12 Oct 05 - 05:28 PM
Joybell 12 Oct 05 - 05:31 PM
katlaughing 12 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM
Snuffy 12 Oct 05 - 07:48 PM
Liz the Squeak 13 Oct 05 - 04:23 AM
sian, west wales 13 Oct 05 - 04:29 AM
GUEST,The Shy and Retiring One's Secret Santa 13 Oct 05 - 05:09 AM
GUEST,Foolestroupe's (impatient) Secret Santa 13 Oct 05 - 05:22 AM
GUEST,Crystal's Festive Yultetide Celebratory type 13 Oct 05 - 10:03 AM
GUEST,Karen K's Secret Santa 13 Oct 05 - 12:35 PM
GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said 13 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM
My guru always said 13 Oct 05 - 04:11 PM
GUEST,Sarah the Flute's Secret Santa 13 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM
GUEST,SharonA's Surprised and Stumped Santa 13 Oct 05 - 06:42 PM
GUEST,bat goddess' secret santa's head elf 13 Oct 05 - 06:57 PM
GUEST,Sagacious Santa to the Sweetest Stilly 14 Oct 05 - 05:33 AM
Crystal 14 Oct 05 - 05:53 AM
The Fooles Troupe 14 Oct 05 - 06:27 AM
Snuffy 14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM
JennieG 14 Oct 05 - 08:36 PM
number 6 14 Oct 05 - 08:49 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Art Brooks' Secret Santa
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:37 AM

Ok Art, I've read your hints list...can you give me any other ideas?

SS
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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: MuddleC
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:23 AM

Dear Secret Santa,
Predator and the Care Bears, yes, could work, but for a real block-buster..... Predator meets the Teletubbies........ me like!!

It's time that they got what's coming to them....


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:41 AM

Are you sure Predator would win MC?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: MuddleC
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:55 AM

well, I am worried that if the teletubbies did win, it might cause a down turn in extraterrestial foreign relations and that the Predator home planet might not want to advertise 10 Downing St as a good holiday destination for next year...

I hear that tinky-winky has a sub-atomic particle accelerator in his handbag...
maybe Sigournay Weaver could bring her friends out to help
..the evil empire of the teletubbies must be stopped!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:00 AM

Well, they scare me anyway!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Tinkers ever so secret Santa
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:18 AM

Your secret present is nearly ready for transmissision to Elves and Reindeer.

Should arrive in plenty of time for Christmas.

Ho Ho Ho


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Chanty Rangers very very Secret Santa
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:23 AM

I am not a registered Catter so someone is doing this for me.

Present will be sent soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Alaska Mike's snowy benefactor
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:25 AM

Ho, Ho Ho, sorry about that, just got to the bucket in time, Rudolph shouldn't really eat those kebabs.

Well, looking at my old lists, you already seem to have monogrammed beaver slippers, tyre-lites for your snow-mobile and orange laces for your snow shoes.........
-we're rather overstocked on errr... let's see now... well, My little pony gift sets, Barbie and err,... something called Tellytubbies

-They could be recycled as slippers, oven mits or used as fuel in those long Alaskan winters,

If they repel 'Predators' they just might keep them pesky biting 'skeeters' at bay.....
let me know..
bye-bye from Lapland
Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,katlaughing's SS
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:39 AM

Your Secret Santa has been sitting in solemn silence - not a guffaw or even a giggle from you.........but your "hints" have finally arrived and all the little helpers can come off their tea-break at last

I'm off to have a word with Quaint Irene to see if she can suggest something "arty"
...........watch this space


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Tinker
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 11:47 AM

Santa does it need to go out this quickly... do I get any clues ???? My curiosity is roused... are those transatlantic eleves aiding the reindeer ??? You're really quick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Tinkers ever so secret Santa
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 12:02 PM

Well the UK elf service need to tel Santa how long reindeer take to cross the water but the present is nearly ready to go and will be sent so as to arrive in time for Christmas.

Clue = You will be finding out about my part of Mudcatland.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,bat goddess' secret santa's head elf
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 02:43 PM

well its all go here- with your bat goddessness' secret santa giving out impossible orders "get this get that, see if you can find the other'. There's only so much a wee elf can do, but for you your goddessness I hope to find some nice prezzies. Oh santa asked if you are being good!

Head Elf


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:26 PM

Oh, no pink fluffy Dougals! I was getting attached to that idea. How to annoy a purple person: threaten to buy her some pink fluffy Dougals!

Well, my ploy worked. Thanks for the updated hints. Now I can start looking for the perfect (pink fluffy) presents.

Or a box of used newspapers?

Your Secret Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: MBSLynne
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:45 PM

Oh Saaaaaaaaaaaantaaaaaaa!!! Where aaaaaare yooooooooooooou??????


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: bfdk
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:51 PM

Lynne, let's form a support group and cry on each other's shoulder ;-))


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: artbrooks
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:09 PM

Well...my Santa checks in, says he/she doesn't like my hints and then departs...with nary a hint for ME! Well, lets see....I don't much like candy, I wear t-shirts as long as they don't have manufacturer's advertising on them, I have a distinguished-looking beard and rather too much middle....


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Tang the Orangutang
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:11 PM

First I get my feces insulted, then I get ignored when I raised a stink. There is no justice at all in this world. I am very offended and hurt.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: jacqui.c
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:15 PM

Can I join the support group Pllleeeeasssse!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Joybell
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM

Santa? Santa? Santa? Just wondering. Joy


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Charmions Charming Champion of Christmas
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:54 PM

Looks like you're going to get the bag of coal and some nuts and a dead mouse and a jar of pickles and a smelly sock....

Here's a hint....

DROP ME A HINT!!!

CCCC


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Moonglow'sdisconsolatesantadotcom
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM

You and me both, Tang. Here I am, trying to establish repartee with my santee, risking the wrath of primates and other churchmen, and what response do I get? Nothing. I'll tell her mum. She'll be in for the second hand coal at this rate. And the orang utang droppings.

Moonglow, where are you?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: sian, west wales
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:32 PM

Gettin' a li'l worried here. Santa Baby, where are ya' ? I've been good, honest. (Largely due to a lack of any serious temptation, but that's neither here nor there.)

Luv ya,
siân


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: MuddleC
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 07:07 PM

It's them teletubbies, they're to blame .. I warned you... they're intercepting santa's signals with their corkscrews....the voices tell me so it must be true.
--we're doomed Mr.Mainwaring...... DOOMED I tell ye!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: moonglow
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:13 PM

Oh, I'm here! I'll pass on the orang droppings, though I wouldn't mind showing Bush a little appreciation... ;-)

I'm sorry, Tang. Here, have a banana.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 10:39 PM

Such charming teases and poems and hints. . . for other Mudcatters! I need to take a seat in that next support group meeting of yours, Lynne and Jacqui.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Stupendous Stilly's Secret Santa Silently Sn
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:06 PM

Hey, you gettin' worried Stilly? Not much gets past this Santa, it's my career y'know.... Not a virgin Santa anymore!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,The Shy and Retiring One's Secret Santa
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:22 PM

OK, so I got the job this year! Your card is firmly marked LtS!

What exactly can I get a person who, by his own definition, is already the greatest living performer in the world and who knows everything there is to know about everything?

I guess I'll have to go for the unexpected!

So go on then bigshot! Guess me...!

Clinton Hammond's Undaunted Secret Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:27 PM

Dear Santa, thanks for wanting to know what I would like for Christmas. If you would simply pick me up in your sleigh and drop me off in England again I would be quite satisfied. Commercial airfare is too expensive for me to go back anytime soon, so thanks in advance for the travel assist.

Mike

PS: I have been good, I promise.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:45 PM

Yeee Haw!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Silly Santa to the Splendiforous Stilly
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:28 PM

Just gotta hitch up those darned Reindeer & feed 'em some! Now, where did I leave that list? Gotta be around here somewhere, think I'll have me a quick nosey around.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Joybell
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:31 PM

sian, my Santa is silent too. Never mind I still have a good supply of licorice socks. If your Santa doesn't come through they're yours. Cheers, Joy


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: katlaughing
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:58 PM

Consulting Quaint Irene, is it? Well, I hope she's got the naked models draped! Now you've really got my curiosity up! Thanks, Santa!!

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Snuffy
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 07:48 PM

Snuffy Chuffy Santa,

I promise faithfully to post my hints at the weekend - it doesn't look like there will be a combination of my free time and Mudcat non-downtime before then.

There's a thought: could you send me some free time, please!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 04:23 AM

Shy and Retiring One's Santa - Don't get lippy with me... the draw is totally random and besides, poor little Limpit got him last year.... how do you think she coped?!

Snuffy - time is always free... it's how we spend it that comes expensive.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: sian, west wales
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 04:29 AM

You're on, Joybell!

siân


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,The Shy and Retiring One's Secret Santa
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 05:09 AM

Dear Mrs Squeak (or may I just call you Liz the...?),

Poor Limpit! I hope she hasn't been traumatized for life! How could you do that to your own daughter... even at random! Wicked woman!

One has to be lippy oneself to deal with a lippy one and I am fully equal to the job I assure you!

Now to the matter in hand... he's got an axe, a broadsword and a suit of armour (not that his thick skin needs one)... that rules those out. The unwanted and unused ego that someone gave me some Christmas past wouldn't be needed either...

Hmmmm...

SS by Appointment to His Greatness Clinton Hammond


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Foolestroupe's (impatient) Secret Santa
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 05:22 AM

STILL no hints or signals from you young man! You are definatly getting a lump of coal at this rate, or possibly some raindeer poo!

Ho Ho Ho

(And the moral: Don't upset your Santa by being secretive.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Crystal's Festive Yultetide Celebratory type
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 10:03 AM

I've done my time as soccer mom
On soggy fields and scorching sod
The only game is found right here
On the pages we hold dear
The clues given, the gifts recieved
Reflections of virtual life percieved

I'm still searching for a gift just right
To lift your celebratory might
But which holiday will fill your toast
Christmas, Solstice, Hannaka is there a path you follow most ?
For which of these do your candles shine bright
When the sun circles back to grant us light ???

Still Pondering... Hope those elves can help me out some...


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Karen K's Secret Santa
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 12:35 PM

You out there Karen?

I keep looking for hints, but can't find any ...


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,The SS of My Guru Always Said
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM

My abject apologies for my belatedness, but: Congratulations on your first Festival gig. I hope it went well and that there will be many more.

Yours in Dougalness & pink fluffiness,
Your Secret Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 04:11 PM

Why, thank you Oh Wonderful All-Seeing Santa!!! (had to put a comma in there, could have ready wrong if there was a question mark)

Will being good result in more Dougalness? Is this anything to do with Zebedee???? Where would we be without obscure clues?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Sarah the Flute's Secret Santa
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM

Now, as for sure instead of surely
It's more a case of rhyming poorly
Than failing sorely to deduce
Which is for sure the proper use
Me? Know of flutes? It's just pretend
I tell you, Google is my friend
And as for food, I eat it gladly
Although it treats my figure badly
Remains it but to say that panda
Just rhymes so deuced well with Santa

(\ }\
( \_('>
(__(=_)
   -"=   


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,SharonA's Surprised and Stumped Santa
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 06:42 PM

SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!! You out there, girl?! The elves are threatening to go on strike if you don't give them some clues!!! Believe me, I don't want to have to put up with a load of mutinous elves (and pixies, part-timers that they are), so PLEASE PUT YOUR HINTS UP!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,bat goddess' secret santa's head elf
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 06:57 PM

Oh dear your goddessness this santa is getting out of hand! 'Get this get that get the other' is all I get from your secret santa. I'm doing my best to get some nice goddess prezzies but it would be quicker without this nag nag nag! Dont worry your goddessness its all under control.
Greetings from the head elf


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: GUEST,Sagacious Santa to the Sweetest Stilly
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:33 AM

So Stilly Dear, time for a bit more information from you so my elves can get your gift all wrapped up - though in all that posting of yours there should be some real solid evidence.

Dairy products - Does that mean Chocolate is out?
Anything grow in your yard apart from firewood?
Who'll be with you for Christmas? Their ages?
Did you ever do that Calendar?

Like you, I won't be freezing my butt off at the Getaway either, maybe one day, this Santa ain't used to that much cold though.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Crystal
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:53 AM

I'm too tired to rhyme! Actually I can't rhyme, I'm still at the stage where Hand Which and Sandwich make an elegant rhyming couplet

I'm a christmas/solstice gal. Mostly christmas because thats when the uni is shut so I get time off!
As to my virtual life...well I'm not even sure I have a real life, I've even managed to finish my fathers xmas presant by dint of never going anywhere except dance practices.
I'd like to know if there IS a world outside Aberdeen (it's the fog you know!).


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 06:27 AM

All the poetry has been a bit of a hindrance, so I'll post some blank verse with my hints.


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: Snuffy
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM

To my SCSS,

My hints are finally there on the BS: 2005--Secret Santa Hints thread. Most awfully sorry for the delay, but there is still a little bit of time left, isn't there?


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: JennieG
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:36 PM

Hello Santa, are you there? I have been trying to be very very good you know....it's difficult....but I am trying....!

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: Silly Secret Santa Signals - 2005
From: number 6
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 08:49 PM

Do you guys really believe in Santees and wee little elfies?

sIx


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