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Divis Sweeney 31 Aug 05 - 03:02 PM
Don(Wyziwyg)T 31 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM
Divis Sweeney 31 Aug 05 - 03:12 PM
Tirghra 31 Aug 05 - 03:14 PM
jeffp 31 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM
Divis Sweeney 31 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM
Le Scaramouche 31 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM
Clinton Hammond 31 Aug 05 - 03:59 PM
Rapparee 31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM
MMario 31 Aug 05 - 04:03 PM
Divis Sweeney 31 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM
Le Scaramouche 31 Aug 05 - 04:19 PM
GUEST 01 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM
Divis Sweeney 01 Sep 05 - 10:24 AM
curmudgeon 01 Sep 05 - 10:28 AM
mooman 01 Sep 05 - 10:31 AM
Amos 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM
Bunnahabhain 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM
Rapparee 01 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM
kendall 01 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM
GUEST,jOhn 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM
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Tam the man 01 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM
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Subject: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:02 PM

Here are some I've heard. Please add to the list if you can think of any others!

World's Thinnest Books

FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL      
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
B y Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

Bridge Travel
by Ted Kennedy

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

LESSONS ON BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND INSPIRING THE WORLD
by George W. Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM

Thinnest of all:- "The Collected Thoughts of G.W.Bush".

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:12 PM

Awesome! That's definitely my favorite so far!

E


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tirghra
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:14 PM

Lessons in Humanity by Margaret Thatcher.

That one should be quite thin!

Tirghra


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: jeffp
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM

Internet Forum Moderation by Roger Gall


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM

Tirghra, very nice. How about this?

How to be a Good Christian and Promote Peace by Ian Paisley

E


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM

Baldrick the Sausage.

The first book on your listen thickens out quite nicely if we add the Great Captains like Turnee, or Napoleon's fellows. Not to mention the Foreign Legion at Camerone or whats-his-name that took Madagascar, or those involved in North Africa.

Al Gore had a film about him!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 03:59 PM

The Wit of Mudcat, Collected


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM

Honest Politics, by Trent Lott and Tom De Lay.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: MMario
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:03 PM

Fidelity

By Bill Clinton


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM

What a group of comedians! Hahaha.

E


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 31 Aug 05 - 04:19 PM

Victoria Beckham's Guide to Great Literature.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM

Michael Jackson : Practical parenting.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:24 AM

Speling Made Easey by Dan Quayle


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: curmudgeon
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:28 AM

Ethics by Karl Rove
Christian Love by Pat Robertson


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:31 AM

PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL MEN
Martin Gibson

THE BIG BOOK OF 8
Sir jOhn from Hull9

Peace

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM

How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Martin Gibson


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM

Happy endings for all concerned: the folk songs.

The George Galloway guide to compromise.

Transparancy: the open goverment guide to the security services.

Th Kansas science curriculum.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM

Shatner On Acting.

Shatner On Singing.


both by you-know-who....


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: kendall
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM

Italian sharpshooters. by Mussolini

Viet Nam War Heros by G.W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM

Whose Roger Gall?


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM

Here's one my sis asked me to pass on....

How to find WMD in Iraq by G.W. Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 10:41 AM

THE RETICENT PERFORMER
Clinton Hammond

Peace (;>)

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tam the man
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM

My Promises

by TONY BLAIR/MICHAEL HOWARD/CHARLES KENNEDY AND JACK MCCONNELL


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:21 AM

Tam, how about:

The Promises I've Kept?

:)haha


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: JennyO
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM

Whose Roger Gall?

It's Shambles, jOhn ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM

For small coffee tables, there's "The Book Of Irish Erotic Art"


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:30 PM

The Philosophical Insights of Paris Hilton.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Tirghra
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 12:35 PM

That's hot.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 03:08 PM

G.W. makes this too easy.

George W. Bush: Why the World Loves Me

E


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:09 PM

Futuristic City Planning for Coastal Dwellers by ClintonHammond


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: MudGuard
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:47 PM

"What men can know about women"

Two pages, both containing the text "This page has been left empty intentionally.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,Tír Eoghain
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:52 PM

Reasons to be Cheerful. Part 3, by The Reverend Ian Paisley


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 04:56 PM

The Wit And Wisdom Of Dick Cheney.

Personal Freedom: A Celebration In Print, by John Ashcroft.

The Joy of Giving, by Donald Trump.

The Neoconservative's Guide To Fiscal Responsibility, by Carl Rove.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:18 PM

Living on the Wild Side, by the EFDSS

How to Tune a Guitar in Seconds, by Martin Carthy

xLx


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Severn
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:32 PM

1000 Years of German Humor


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: mooman
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM

Love your Martin Carthy one Laura!

Peace

moo


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:50 PM

I would like to advise that copies of my 5 page book

All a Male Expert knows about Women

are available from me for 50 cents & postage.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 07:59 PM

FIVE PAGES, Foolestroupe? That either has to be in very large print, or get kinda redundant, or both...


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Sep 05 - 08:05 PM

I said I was an EXPERT, mate!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST,Madeleine
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 01:14 AM

The One-Minute Novelist, by Marcel Proust


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Kaleea
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:57 AM

Living a Clean and Sober Life
   by Courtney Love

A Guide to Correct Phonics
by George W. Bush


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:19 AM

The Morris dancers guide to soft drinks

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:25 AM

Sincerity on the Internet


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:11 AM

For my friend, Dave the Gnome:

The Collective Knowledge of the Poles

Haha! Only because I know you can take a joke, Dave...

E


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: freda underhill
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 09:24 AM

try putting the word "failure" into google, for an interesting 1 page book.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Pseudolus
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM

That is way too funny freda!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: John Hardly
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:06 PM

The Soul Of Wit -W Shakespeare


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:04 PM

Don't push it, E. Us Poles have been known to be revolting occasionaly as well...

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 06:27 PM

How about this one Dave?

Polish anti-invasion techniques

E


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