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Subject: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:01 AM

Without further ado, and little fanfare....


HAPPY


BIRTHMONTH


JOE OFFER!!!




k


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:04 AM

Yo, Joe. HAPPY BIRTHMONTH.


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:05 AM

And may you have another 67 productive years!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:31 AM

He's not having a birthday(month) this year. Didn't he tell you? He had it surgically removed so nobody could start any more threads about his birthday(month). He will never have a birthday again. They threw in a free botox treatement as his last ever birthday present. From now on, everyone is instructed to forget that he was born. The story we're supposed to go with is that the "stork" brought him. I'm surprised you didn't get the memo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:33 AM

Did I misread that? Is Joe preggers?


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Amos
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 12:55 AM

Bad news, Joe -- that damn thing has regrown!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 01:00 AM

Ooooooh. So he's NOT preggers. Whew!


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: catspaw49
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 01:32 AM

Actually khandu, this should be a non-month non-birthday thread which would satisfy Joe completely. Joe has never had it figured right to get away with not having a birthday thread but the strategy is simple. I figured it right myself and got by without any birthday thread myself this year and if I can do it, I know Joe can too! Let's give him a fighting chance at least

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 06:10 AM

Happy Birthmonth Joe!

See you in October!

Love Khatt


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: rumanci
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 06:17 AM

give him a fighting chance ?
Nah! - make him an Offer he can't refuse
Happy happy birthmonth Joe
May it last .........oooooo............31 days at least
rum x


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: bbc
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM

Hi, Joe,

For my present, this year, I'll think of you real hard when I go to the Doc Watson concert on Sunday. Maybe some of the sound waves will get through. I'll also think of you real hard on your real birthday! Best wishes for a great year.

love,

Barbara


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:56 AM

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)

Birthdays come, but once a year
Marking time, as Death draws near
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: MMario
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:58 AM

I'nm not sure if Joe would be happy with 11 non-borth-month threads or not. Maybe we should give it a try?


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM

Many happies for this month Joe. With this crowd it's no use trying to fight it - they'll just try even harder!


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM

31 happies to you, Joe - enjoy your birthmonth, celebrate every day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM

Uh, Joe, no offense, but if you light all the candles at once, please notify your local fire department first, OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu
Date: 01 Aug 05 - 08:36 PM

Good Lord, people! Wake up!! This is the JOE OFFER BIRTHMONTH THREAD! Where's the hub-bub, the confetti, the madding crowd, the frilly purple panties flying through the air???

Get with it! We've only got a month left!!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 05:44 PM

Way to go, Joe!!

Best wishes


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