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BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!

Paco Rabanne 07 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM
Sooz 07 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM
TheBigPinkLad 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM
GUEST,milk monitor 07 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM
Big Mick 07 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Feb 05 - 12:21 PM
wysiwyg 07 Feb 05 - 12:55 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM
greg stephens 07 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM
Big Al Whittle 07 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM
Teresa 07 Feb 05 - 02:55 PM
jimmyt 07 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM
open mike 07 Feb 05 - 03:15 PM
Teresa 07 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM
open mike 07 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM
Peace 07 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM
Once Famous 07 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM
GUEST,foolestroupe - "I come fru da window!" 07 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM
Teresa 07 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM
Teresa 07 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM
Eric the Viking 07 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM
Mingulay 07 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM
GUEST,Boo! Hiss! 07 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM
Teresa 07 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM
hilda fish 07 Feb 05 - 11:50 PM
Little Hawk 08 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM
Boab 08 Feb 05 - 01:57 AM
Joe Offer 08 Feb 05 - 02:05 AM
Mudlark 08 Feb 05 - 02:09 AM
Gurney 08 Feb 05 - 04:00 AM
Hand-Pulled Boy 08 Feb 05 - 06:54 AM
s6k 08 Feb 05 - 01:02 PM
freda underhill 08 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM
GUEST,jOhn 09 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM
GUEST,Teresa 09 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM
Sttaw Legend 09 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM
jacqui.c 09 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM
GUEST,jOhn 10 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM
Teresa 10 Feb 05 - 12:39 AM
Hand-Pulled Boy 10 Feb 05 - 06:33 AM
GUEST,jOhn 10 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM
John MacKenzie 10 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM
Teresa 10 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM
GUEST,The Real sIr jOhn! 28 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM
GUEST 28 Mar 05 - 05:46 PM
GUEST,Amos 28 Mar 05 - 07:53 PM
GUEST,Sorch 28 Mar 05 - 08:11 PM
GUEST,Amos 28 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM
GUEST,Hamworthy Shettlefielde 29 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM
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Subject: BS: Sir jOhn returns!!!!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM

It's official!! I have just seen sight of a bona fide, logged in post from the great one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Sooz
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM

Good news indeed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

hello, i'm in an interweb caf, using a proper computer, they are rubbish, and to complicated.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

wevome bacl j0hn!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,milk monitor
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM

Ah good. And kind of on a par with proving christianity. I'm a believer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Mick
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM

Lissen bub, don't be taking off like that or a very large Irish American guy is going to come looking for you. I missed you and am glad you are back.

All the best,

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:21 PM

interweb cafes are rubbish, no smirking, i'm off outside to smoke some cigs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:55 PM

I never thought he was out of tun myself.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM

Aw, jOhn! You missed the spatula madness! But that's okay. You would probably have just said, "Waht's htis all abOut? This is musci site, nOt spaluta site!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: greg stephens
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:29 PM

I agree those computers are too confusing. My TV internet is fine, when it works. Trubble is, ha;f the time it doesnt. Grand to see you back Sir.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 02:14 PM

yes welcome home...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 02:55 PM

Oh, goody, he's back, kind of! :) Well, good to hear from you when you can post.

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: jimmyt
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM

Welcome back John!!! You are the mainstay of mudcat!   jimmyt


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: open mike
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:15 PM

advice,sir?
oops-my-keyoard-suffered-spilled-mead-sydrome.
space-bar,b,&-n-keys-are-broke.
have-to-cut-&-paste
help!!
how-to-clea-key-oard??
hair-dryer??


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM

Alcohol, OM! :)

Oh, wait you already put alcohol on it ... and a waste of good mead, too! :) Ok, isopropyl alcohol this time with a rag.

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: open mike
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:40 PM

ihavetogetitiside...totheelowthekeys..


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 03:41 PM

Helol jOhn. Its good to ese yuo bcak. Miss you ya odl frat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM

Bun me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,foolestroupe - "I come fru da window!"
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:25 PM

... with butter?


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:31 PM

you too loud, man; I can't hear my bongos. ...

teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:42 PM

Ok, so I have my own keyboard quirks. My pinkies ain't strong enough to hold down the shift keys, it seems. So I come off like e. e. cummings, or whoever else doesn't use caps. Oh right ... archie the cockroach.

Teresa, member, fwa :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:46 PM

Hullo Surgeon, how be ye? apart from the internet cafe.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Mingulay
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:52 PM

Hull breathes a sigh of relief, the other, minor, parts of the world cheer in joy and exultation. Transistors twitter, germanium diodes glow in anticipation of the pearls of wisdom that will once again pass through their electricaltrickery bits. Praise the Lord and hide the silver, the young Master am come home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Boo! Hiss!
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM

Someone must say this: Darn he is back! Kinda like a bad crotch rash and halitosis.















To be honest, I missed the idiot!





And yes, begrudgingly, Welcome Back.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

That sounds like a personal problem to me.

Sorry, had to say that. I'm off to my room now ... alone even.

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: hilda fish
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 11:50 PM

Yes, welcome back. You are the standout personality of the threads! Unique one would say.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 12:04 AM

Terrific!

However, there is one disturbing side to jOhn's return. I note that he reappeared right around the time Shane (BDiBR) and Don got arrested. Could there be a connection?

I also find it odd that the Ms Rutledges (Penny and Veronica) have not commented at all on jOhn's lengthy absence.

Well, not that odd, I guess....


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Boab
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:57 AM

What Mingulay said-----


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:05 AM

I dunno, John. I think your typing and spelling have improved on that Internet Cafe computer.
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
But we've missed you.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Mudlark
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:09 AM

Dang my geranium diodes, it's that good to see you, lad. Don't be a stranger...no, wait...I mean, be as strange as you wish, but stick around..


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Gurney
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:00 AM

Geranium Diodes? Is that flower-power?


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:54 AM

Glad we had that little chat jjjjOhn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: s6k
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:02 PM

welcome back9


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:35 PM

glad you're back jOhn - wb!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 12:09 PM

wHo this aobut=were hee go an y ee coem bak

eh


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Teresa
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 12:20 PM

That last post reminded me of kittens when they try to hide. They kinda forget about their long tails that stick out. One friend's cat had a beautiful, resplendent tail that showed up like a flag when she tried to hide.

jOhn=A

Eh? :):)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 06:54 PM

jOhn, have you lost your glasses, you are in the reception area of INTERfishNETs CAFE its a bloody brothel not an Internet Cafe - get a grip man - nice to see you back


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 08:20 PM

So glad you're back jOhn. It hasn't been half as much fun without you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:22 AM

Teresa,

Got me first time! You win first prize!!

(Danm difficult to try to be jOhn).


:):):)


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 12:39 AM

LOL! Except the really funny part is that I was using speech, of course, and it said A so I thought it was A ... it was only just now that I spelled it out and discovered it was "eh". LOL! I just assumed it was Amos, My "eh" earlier was coincidental.

That probably makes sense to no one. Just ignore it. :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 06:33 AM

o/k


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:46 AM

Teresa,

tanks much lot.

Did I nearly get u blieve i is A---?

Tarmac the true path


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

You need you ashfelt Teresa.
Tar very much
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: Teresa
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 03:58 PM

LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,The Real sIr jOhn!
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 05:43 PM

Heloo,
Some people been post as me, =
last 3 people inb this thread saying me, was not me.
and they just trying to make trubble [they was not me, [and i cam proove it],


= if you not me , and you say ypu me and you not, then just gety kost.



and anyway= joe offer knows that youy not me, bease he told me, and he knoes about computerrers etc, so just get lost, he been in thye army and polices etc, and he knows if people are not them, so just get losty.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 05:46 PM

anyway= they can tell if its you, by youre phione number, so just get lost, and stop beebn me, becase your not me, [
and you could ,make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 07:53 PM

Now is the winter of our frozen spawn
Made brilliant summer by this bold Sir John
Who quaffeth, qoth, and quaffeth yet again
Til all the pubs of Hull would not contain the man.
Lift then your glasses, schooners, pints and specs
To one whose virtue to us all doth beck,
To strive to meet; and when the strife is gone,
Know you have drunk as much as drunk Sir john!

Hamworthy Shettlefielde
Poet-Laureate of Dwindlin-on-Touch,
Humberside, 1929


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Sorch
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 08:11 PM

LOL! Good one, Amos!


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 28 Mar 05 - 08:17 PM

just get lost, and stop being me, becase you're not me, and you could make trubble as me, but youur not me, so just get lost


This is as elegant and pure a prayer for the sovereignty of the soul in its domain as any spoken by the highest Muckamuck in gowns, smoke-pots, and chalice.

Well said, Sir John! You should be a bIshop.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Sir jOhn retuns!!!!
From: GUEST,Hamworthy Shettlefielde
Date: 29 Mar 05 - 08:04 AM

Amos


Stop being me. Get lost.



No no no - I just read it it's a v. good poem. So now you may keep on being me and keep on writing your poems and signing them as me because basically I can't be arsed.

And jOhn,

It is a good thing for people to do impressions of YOU and ME.
It is the sincerest form of flattery.

Yours Hamworthy S.


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