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BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...

khandu 08 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM
annamill 08 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM
ChocolateLover 08 Feb 05 - 07:35 AM
khandu 07 Feb 05 - 10:14 PM
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Ebbie 07 Feb 05 - 09:56 PM
Burke 07 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM
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Cool Beans 07 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM
PoppaGator 07 Feb 05 - 05:10 PM
Big Al Whittle 07 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM
Irish sergeant 07 Feb 05 - 04:57 PM
Liz the Squeak 07 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM
dianavan 06 Feb 05 - 11:34 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 05 - 11:05 PM
mg 06 Feb 05 - 10:41 PM
Ebbie 06 Feb 05 - 10:36 PM
GUEST 06 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM
Mooh 06 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Feb 05 - 10:10 PM
CarolC 06 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM
khandu 06 Feb 05 - 08:21 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: khandu
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 10:26 PM

Hell, annamill, go for it! There would be countless numbers of people who would say, in awe, "That fellow, annamill...he's the one who ridded this world of MOAB!! Hurrah for annamill!!!""

Of course, the down side would be that you would be forever hounded by disenfranchised MOABites!

Hell, go for it!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: annamill
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM

I'm afraid to post to it. I'm afraid it would be the last post and I couldn't bear it! I would say something innane and stupid and there it would be forever, stopped! I would be know as TOWSMOAB! Forever!

No, I will never post to that thread. Ever!

Love, Annamill


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

I have never opened the "Popular Views of the Bush Administration" thread. I generally only open threads to either learn something, share something or have fun. I rarely participate in opinion threads. Not that I don't have opinions, but how many times and/or different ways does one need to express the same thing. I've said "George W. Bush is a worthless sack of shit." a fair number of times around here. When my opinion changes, I'll let ya know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: ChocolateLover
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:35 AM

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never even bothered to open it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: khandu
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:14 PM

Regarding:


Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM

me.

The following "Can Do" guy started that MOABS junk.

khandu 05 May 03 - 08:31 PM
...

This proves nothing!!! This is a copy of the final score of a Crotch-grab contest between Mayella Ewing & myself. As you can see, I won!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: khandu
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:04 PM

The Kingdom is thriving, Ebbie! Fraught with serious-mindedness that is needed greatly here at Mudcat! Thank you for the asking!

I still have not posted to MOAB who is Liz the Squeak's washpot. Nor shall I ever! Nor will I post to any thread which refers to MOAB in any manner, such as this thread!

Nor shall I post to the proposed follow-up, "Who hasn't posted to the Who hasn't posted to the Mother of All BS thread".

I have more omnipotent things to do!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 09:56 PM

Thank you, bdl. Sounds fraught with something.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Burke
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM

I've looked in on it once or twice, when something was said about it in another thread. I have not posted. I don't have time to read it. I'm just not quick enough on repartee to join in the fun.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Chris Green
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM

Me


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: RangerSteve
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:51 PM

I was going to in the beginning, but I had to go do something else, and when I got back, it was too long. I haven't opened it since.

I'm not posting to this one either.

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Cool Beans
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM

ME.
Who has time? Probably takes an hour just to open the durned thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: PoppaGator
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:10 PM

Never posted,never even opened it up to read.

For a while, I was a major offender posting to "You Must Leave Now," but it's gotten too long now, and I think I've aleady contributed lyrics from every song I ever knew, so now I stay out of that one too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:03 PM

no I didn't. I knew I would never read all that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:57 PM

Your humble and obedient friendly neighborhood Irish sergeant


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM

I don't know if I posted, but I do know that Moab is my washpot.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: dianavan
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:34 PM

I have resisted opening the thread because I know that it is not good for my mental health. :>)


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 11:05 PM

Kind of like a soap opera?

Yeah! That's the idea! Only funnier. And the only "person" we've gratuitously killed off has been an alien named Bubba-Bubba who looked like Heather Locklear. But it turned out he/she/it was really a giant fungus in disguise. When his/her/its visa expired and his/her/its own people, known as "Freds", tried to get him/her/it to board the spaceship for the trip home he/she/it pitched a temper tantrum and the city of Seattle was destroyed in a giant fireball. Unfortunately, before his/her/its demise he/she/it had mated in some weird ritual involving khandu, a Labrador Retriever and myself. The Lab depositted the eggs someplace in the Mojave Desert and we're waiting for them to hatch so we can see who gets hit with the paternity suit.

Yep. Sounds like a soap opera, don't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: mg
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:41 PM

I haven't and I haven't read this one either but felt compelled to respond...mg


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:36 PM

"Think of it as a chatroom in slow motion. You don't really need to know what's been said prior to your arrival." Ah, I get it. Kind of like a soap opera?

I know I posted to it early on but not since it started getting so dadgum long it became intimidating. One dreary grey day I read something like four pages of it and thought, Nah. Life's too short.

khandu, glad to hear you don't indulge in the inanities. (How's your kingdom doing?) *G*


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:33 PM

me.

The following "Can Do" guy started that MOABS junk.

khandu 05 May 03 - 08:31 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Mooh
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:13 PM

I don't think I have even opened it...but I'd better check my brain on that. I'm curious now...maybe I'll just peak...

Peace, Mooh.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:10 PM

But one megathread that I won't be posting to any time soon is "In Every Thread Someone Must Be Last". Though it started out as a relatively communal effort, it appears to have devolved into one guy posting poetry and another guy telling him how good it is. Do either of them ever post to any other threads?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:30 PM

...handing you a towel while he laughed behind your back. Ohhhhhh the humanity!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: khandu
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:21 PM

Mrs. Carol the Sailor,

I must admit that I am shocked & dismayed to hear that Joe (Mr. Birthday) Offer is the one that started this disgrace known as "MOAB"! It was he who gave complete & full support to me in my campaign for the "Line of Separation"! When others literally threw buckets of sinus drainage in my general direction, Joe Offer was there with a towel! When a large numbers of "BSers" took out a full page ad in "USA Today" denouncing me & publishing a picture of me sitting in a privy, Joe Offer
offered all his resources for me to hire the great Attorney Flee Bailey to sue the miscreants!

And now, you tell me this! Could it be...dare I even think it...is Joe Offer a double-dealer?? A Two-timer? A...wait a damn minute!!!

You! You, Carol C!! You were the one in the picture pointing at me as I sat in the privy, exposing my private functions to the whole world!!!
You!!

HAW!!! Again, the BSers try to side-track me from my mission!! But, luckily, I was too clever to fall for it!! HAW!!! I laugh in your face, Mrs. Carol C the Sailor!!

k


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:13 PM

I posted to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: GUEST,Proxy Poster
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:08 PM

Dear Justa Picker,

You may not have opened it, but you have now posted to it, albeit by proxy. The entire text of your message above,

I haven't opened it nor will I.
I already know intuitively it is a colossal waste of hard drive space.


is now post #6073.

Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:06 PM

I think it was Joe Offer who started the MOAB thread, if memory serves correctly. khandu, I think you are being unessarily harsh toward Joe. Now kiss and make up.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: khandu
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

I have not posted to the "MOAB" thread. I prefer to keep my head "above the Line" to where really relevant threads are. Mudcat was intended to be a "music" forum, however, due to the fact that humans have gotten involve, the "BS" of humans has followed.

For years I have fought against the inanities & insanities that have pollutted this forum & have helped lower the once high standards that once were held sacred at the Cafe.

I finally won a small, but decisive, victory when I convinced (after much debate, I grant you!) the PTB to separate the BS from the worthwhile threads with a division line...Music related threads above & "BS" below, where it belongs!

Now I am on a mission (from the "BIG GUY"? Perhaps!) to see that the defiling "BS" threads are moved to a totally separate page!! Many of my Fellow Music-Loving Mudcateers have voiced via PM that they still detect the faint noxious odor or BS reeking through the Line of Separation & thereby distracting them from serious music-related study.

Pay attention, PTB...we are many yet we speak with one voice! "Separate Pages" is our chant..our vision...our quest!

khandu


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Justa Picker
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:49 PM

I haven't opened it nor will I.
I already know intuitively it is a colossal waste of hard drive space.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Azizi
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM

Honolulu baby,

I would if I could..but while the spirit is ready, the pocketbook, it is weak...

[at least with regard to that expenditure...
but you know where to find me ; o))

and, thanks for the info about how to get 50 posts at a time..but sorry, but I still won't be visiting the MOAB threads...

Knowing me, I'm afraid of getting lost in there and NEVER finding my way out..


Ms. Azizi


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM

And, since Martin mentioned it, the "You Must Leave Now" thread has evolved into a continuous stream-of-consciouness string of song lyrics. It's quite fun. All you need do is open it, read the last post, which will be a bit of song lyrics, and post another bit of lyrics that that post brings to mind. If the last post was "I gave my love a cherry that had no stone" I may respond with "Papa was a rolling stone" and the next person may chime in with "Rolling in my sweet baby's arms" etc. It's fun to check back several posts later and see what direction it's taken.

I have no idea why it's in the BS section since almost every post is lyrics to songs which would certainly make it a music thread in my humble estimation...


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Col K
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:27 PM

I don't think I have posted to it either,

Or even opened it


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 05:24 PM

MG, the MOAB is inexplicable. A self-aware thread propogated by those who post there. Few rules and little coherency -- much like Congress in that respect. But MOAB drips with wit and intelligence since politics and religion are verboten topics (if seriously proposed they will be ignored).

You do not need to read all of the posts, or any of the posts for that matter.

We put a cake out for anyone who comes over, but Bee-Dubya says we have to leave it out, especially if it rains. Something about green frosting, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Once Famous
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:40 PM

I haven't posted to it and have never opened it.

I also have not posted to the You Must Leave Now thread.

What are they really about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM

I don't think it kind at all; I think it is sour.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:32 PM

You're just not trying hard enough, Nancy. Why not tell us about your latest hairdo or something...


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: CarolC
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 04:00 PM

That's very kind of you, Nancy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Nancy King
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM

I looked at it early on a time or two but couldn't come up with anything boring enough to fit in...


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Big Mick
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:42 PM

I don't think I have even looked in, let alone post.

Mick


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Teresa
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:22 PM

Heeeheeheehee, I can read secret text. oh yes yes yes, I can!

Bless you, bee-dubya, I kinda had that feeling about the MOAB. That's why I posted there. :)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:18 PM

Don't worry about it, Teresa. While you have to be crazy to post to the MOAB you don't have to be insane. Only an insane person would read the whole thing. Think of it as a chatroom in slow motion. You don't really need to know what's been said prior to your arrival. Disjointedness is not only allowed, but greatly admired.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: GUEST,TDTESS
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 03:11 PM

Long time lurker but I stepped in s**t already with first posts so not gonna take a chance on the "mother".

TDTESS


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Teresa
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 02:58 PM

Ok, I admit it, because I feel safe here. ;);)

Sometimes I go away from the 'cat for awhile, and when I come back, I look at MOAB. I read the last few posts to get the gist of the conversation and then I post my two bits. I'm sorry. I just couldn't read all those posts. However, I did read about the first 50, and who knows, I may yet read them all. :) I'm starting to get into the swing of things again this last stay.

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 02:54 PM

(if you all want to seriously combat the CAPSLOCK problem, there is a setting in WIN XP that gives a little 'bleep' when you hit it)....but for all Windoze versions there is First Cap which will warn you, using any sound you choose, no matter where you typing....and you can set rules as to what it pays attention to.

It really does work,....freeware, of course...

***BE WARNED**....if you go to the home site for anything except downloading this, TURN OFF COOKIES....It wants to load info about lots of stuff, and has a cookie for everything.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: honolulu baby
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM

azizi,
come on out of the cold and spend some time in 'paradise' with me. ill show you the sights, be your own personal tour guide and show you the wonders of this awesome place in the middle of the pacific ocean. there are benefits to having a friend in hawaii: no hotel bill, no restaurant bills (well maybe one or two), no puzzled looks on your face while you try to ask the bus driver to take you to a street with an hawaiian name, that the tourists cant pronounce. aloha, im waiting


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: artbrooks
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:40 PM

OM, I got the same thing off the internet translator...but Rumanci was good enough to translate it for me. Rapaire is entirely correct, and not I know that I don't want to vist the MOAB. BTW, Arches is nice, but I prefer Canyonlands.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:37 PM

I spilt lemon juice over my monitor, now I know what you were saying. I still won't venture into Oedepus territory.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:18 PM

Ah, but think of what you're missing! I actually like our exclusive set of posters--it's like a club over there! The banter among friends, few rules, and those rarely enforced, and we don't (until the unfortunate situation with the kitchen implements) usually bleed out into the rest of Mudcat. We save the clones a lot of grief by not starting new threads that later need to be lumped or sorted. Since I want to say this but I don't actually want to lure any new posters over, I'll put this up in our secret MOAB text.


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

I don't think I have posted to it...but it has been going for a long time!! I know I haven't read it since it got to over 1000 posts!


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Subject: RE: BS: Who hasn't posted to Mother of all BS...
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:11 PM

I lied - I did post to it. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.


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