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BS: All-time top 1000 virgins

Rapparee 30 Jan 05 - 04:54 PM
*daylia* 30 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 05:19 PM
Bill D 30 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM
Peace 30 Jan 05 - 06:42 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 06:45 PM
frogprince 30 Jan 05 - 06:49 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 05 - 07:03 PM
Joe Offer 30 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 07:07 PM
Shanghaiceltic 30 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 30 Jan 05 - 07:27 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 07:32 PM
Peace 30 Jan 05 - 07:39 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 07:47 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 05 - 07:58 PM
Bobert 30 Jan 05 - 08:04 PM
Peace 30 Jan 05 - 08:05 PM
Rapparee 30 Jan 05 - 08:16 PM
LilyFestre 30 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM
Georgiansilver 30 Jan 05 - 08:21 PM
Rustic Rebel 30 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM
Nigel Parsons 30 Jan 05 - 08:24 PM
frogprince 31 Jan 05 - 03:27 PM
PoppaGator 31 Jan 05 - 03:38 PM
frogprince 31 Jan 05 - 03:50 PM
Dave Hanson 01 Feb 05 - 12:49 AM
GUEST,ragdall 01 Feb 05 - 01:35 AM
John MacKenzie 01 Feb 05 - 04:51 AM
Michael 01 Feb 05 - 05:47 AM
jaze 01 Feb 05 - 08:09 AM
John MacKenzie 01 Feb 05 - 08:35 AM
An Pluiméir Ceolmhar 01 Feb 05 - 09:02 AM
GUEST,Jaze 01 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM
Cats 01 Feb 05 - 12:54 PM
John MacKenzie 01 Feb 05 - 01:13 PM
GUEST,Joe_F 01 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM
GUEST,Clint Keller 02 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM
Dave Hanson 03 Feb 05 - 03:32 AM
JennieG 04 Feb 05 - 01:37 AM
GUEST 04 Feb 05 - 04:28 AM
Splott Man 04 Feb 05 - 08:13 AM
MaineDog 04 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM
JennieG 05 Feb 05 - 01:32 AM
Richard Bridge 05 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM
GUEST,Bobco 06 Feb 05 - 10:51 AM
GUEST,Bobco 06 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM
GUEST,Nellie Bellie 06 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM
GUEST 07 Feb 05 - 10:47 AM
Bill D 07 Feb 05 - 11:05 AM
GUEST,Les B. 07 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM
GUEST,Les B. 07 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM
Lonesome EJ 08 Feb 05 - 03:36 PM
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Subject: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 04:54 PM

Heck, I couldn't resist any longer. Made ya look, though!


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: *daylia*
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 04:58 PM

Shall we go from the bottom up or the top down?


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 05:19 PM

I personally like to cook with virgin olive oil....must be No 1 at my age eh??
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 06:30 PM

153 of them were at my high school.......


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 06:42 PM

I just ain't gettin' involved in this thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 06:45 PM

Why Brucie...when did you lose it!.....LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 06:49 PM

It's hard to be sure just what that implies, Bill D.; there are some very small high schools out there, and some very large high schools...
There were probably just under 153 girls in our high school, most of them unexplored, a few definitely not.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:03 PM

'Round these hills in Wes Ginny it's the least attractive kids at the local elementary school...

Awww, jus funin' I'm sure they're hooked up as well...

Nevermind.

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Joe Offer
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:06 PM

How 'bout virgin timber?
Not much to be found nowadays, I'm afraid. May be less by the time the Bush Dynasty ends.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:07 PM

Did you hear about the Nun who climbed on a Jesters back...I know it's virgin on the ridiculous but there ya go!
Best wishes. Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM

Like virgin olive oil you can get virgin fish sauce, comes from the first drain of the tank full of fermented (read rotten) anchovie like fishes. Yum! Top of my virgin list.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:27 PM

1) Virginia
2) West Virginia
3) US Virgin Islands
4) British Virgin Islands
5) J.C.'s mom

Only 995 to go!


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:32 PM

Does virgin wool come from sheep who can run faster than the ram?


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:39 PM

"Does virgin wool come from sheep who can run faster than the ram?"

No, GS. Faster than the shepherd.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:47 PM

Oh Brucie..you really hae a way with words.....Best wishes. Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:48 PM

have even.....


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:58 PM

None of the girls in my high school were virgin. First off, it was an all-male high school....


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Bobert
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:04 PM

And how about that extra virgin olive oil? Like what's that all about, anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Peace
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:05 PM

And the extra extra virgin oil. It's gotta be like, still in the olive or somethin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:16 PM

No, actually it's in the bottle on my stove.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: LilyFestre
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:19 PM

"Virgin on the ridiculous"   

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:21 PM

LiulyFe4stre, thank you for appreciating my humour.
Best wishes, Mike.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:22 PM

How about what Rapaire is doing....
Virgin Records.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 08:24 PM

Lloyd Webber was looking to produce a new Nativity opera. He wanted to set it in South Wales,...

But he couldn't find a virgin.


He also considered setting it in Ireland, but he couldn't find three wise men


Nigel


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: frogprince
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:27 PM

One thousand virgins on the wall,
one thousand virgins....


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: PoppaGator
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:38 PM

Did you hear the one about the hillbilly who learned that the girl he was about to marry was a virgin?

He backed out of the marriage, saying "If she ain't good enough for her kinfolks, she ain't good enough for me!"


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: frogprince
Date: 31 Jan 05 - 03:50 PM

Your's just backed out of the wedding; the one I heard about was explaining that he had to SHOOT his new bride for being a virgin, to which his pappy replied, "Yu done th' rite thang, son; any girl weren't good enough for her own brothers..."


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 12:49 AM

There once was to be a ' Parade of Virgins ' in Hull,   but one of them was ill and the other wouldn't do it on her own.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,ragdall
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 01:35 AM

Old one:
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old
age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She
knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the
local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on
her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the
undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went
to carve it in, but being the lazy no- goods they were, they
thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.

They simply wrote: "Returned unopened."


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 04:51 AM

Definition of a virgin in Tasmania is a girl who can run faster then her brother(s)

Then of course we mustn't forget Ann Widdecombe! Nope, nothing to do with the fair.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Michael
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 05:47 AM

Extra virgin - is that so we don't run out?
Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: jaze
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:09 AM

back in the 60's weren't there 7 of them headin' for the coast?


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 08:35 AM

4 and 20 coming down from Inverness. I live near there and can vouch for the fact that there are none left behind.
Giok ¦¬]


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 09:02 AM

I'm more familiar with the "Ball of Inverness" version where they remain in situ if not intact. But if you view them as downwardly mobile, and are writing from the Inverness perspective, surely they should be described as "going down" rather than "coming down".


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Jaze
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 09:28 AM

Maybe it was 16.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Cats
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 12:54 PM

I heard that in Redruth they were going to put on a nativity play but couldn't find anyone qualified to play the Virgin Mary.....


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 01:13 PM

The song to which I refer is 'The Ball of Kirriemuir' which is south east of Inverness. The lines in question are.....

4 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness
When the ball was over there were 4 and 20 less.

Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Joe_F
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 07:43 PM

ObSongs:

There's a virgin, so they say,

But she won't be long that way:

She was ten years old today,

In Mobile.

*

Caviar comes from virgin sturgeon.

Virgin sturgeon is a very fine fish.

The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin':

That's why caviar's such a rare dish.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: The silly '60s were a relief from the stuffy '50s, which    :||

||: were a relief from the bloody '40s, which were a relief... :||


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 02 Feb 05 - 03:14 PM

Isn't "extra virgin" the flip side of "a little bit pregnant?"

clint


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 03 Feb 05 - 03:32 AM

I used to know a ' re-conditioned ' virgin.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: JennieG
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:37 AM

According to the song, caviar comes from the virgin sturgeon
The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish
The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin'
That's why caviar is my dish.

That's another 3........

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:28 AM

virgin airlines hard to get on


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Splott Man
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 08:13 AM

Still 900+ to go then


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: MaineDog
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 09:13 AM

We have all been naked virgins. that widends the field somewhat.
MD


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: JennieG
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 01:32 AM

Can you be a born-again virgin?

Cheers
JennieG


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 06:53 PM

Hey, it's Saturday - cure some


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Bobco
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:51 AM

If you are a girl, under say ten (better make it seven), and you want to emulate the olive, how do you get to be "extra" virgin? Don't attend sleepovers, pajama parties, etc?

Then there are the Wonder Formulas that restore the hymen, supposedly. People fell for this, truly! A slip in time can be repaired???

Or maybe if you're Laura Bush, you're a virgin in spirit if not in letter? Never punctured, only junctured? Twins notwithstanding. Hey, they could be immaculately conceived. Wouldn't that be helpful and nice to the Christian Dominionist theocracy movement. Oh how nasty I sound today.

Um, maybe Madonna had it right. "Like a" virgin is near enough.

But hey, time to name your favorite virgins. Here's my choice:

Queen Elizabeth I (reputedly, though there's some reason to question it)
Dakota Fanning, probably for another year or so

Gosh, can I really not think of a third one? Okay, 998 to go, folks.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Bobco
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM

Addenda to the pudenda:

Virgin Records no longer exists.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Nellie Bellie
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM

At least not as a separate & distinct entity. It may be part of some Corporate Body. But that would skunk the virgin part of the record, which of course has a hole in the middle like all good (female) virgins and former virgins alike.

As for male virgins, heck, do you guys ever REALLY lose your cherry no matter how many times you do it?

Whoo. Big Philosophical Issue.

Nellie


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:47 AM

They are an endangered species


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 11:05 AM

contrary to the insinuations above, most good hillbillys DO want their brides to be pure!

Why, not too long ago, Zeke was married to Eula Mae...but 2 days later he came thru the woods, draggin' her back to her pappy's house.

"Now whut in tarnation is wrong?", the old man asked.

"Waal, Hiram," Zeke grumped, "she warn't a virgin!"

"She warn't?", Hiram says, "why, I hardly let her outa the house. What makes you think she warn't a virgin?"

"Waal, it were easy to tell she were experienced--- that regular up an' down business may come natural, but that 'ROUND and 'ROUND stuff is larned!"


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:48 PM

As a friend of mine is wont to say; "My olive oil's virgin, but my honey's not !"


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 04:50 PM

My vote would be for Mother Teresa.


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Subject: RE: BS: All-time top 1000 virgins
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:36 PM

Me, right up until I ran into Melinda B.


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