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BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!

Little Hawk 10 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM
Teresa 10 Jan 05 - 10:08 PM
Once Famous 10 Jan 05 - 09:23 PM
GUEST,still another Guest 10 Jan 05 - 12:17 PM
GUEST,Another Guest 10 Jan 05 - 12:14 PM
GUEST, Different Guest 10 Jan 05 - 12:13 PM
Once Famous 09 Jan 05 - 05:01 PM
GUEST 09 Jan 05 - 02:52 PM
Once Famous 08 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM
Teresa 07 Jan 05 - 11:39 PM
GUEST,MARTIN GIBSON ........RUNCORN 07 Jan 05 - 10:47 PM
GUEST,in the know 24 Dec 04 - 05:32 AM
Strollin' Johnny 24 Dec 04 - 03:33 AM
GUEST,, in the know 23 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM
Sttaw Legend 23 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM
Once Famous 23 Dec 04 - 04:08 PM
GUEST,in the know 23 Dec 04 - 04:03 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 23 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM
Sttaw Legend 22 Dec 04 - 11:47 AM
Pete Jennings 22 Dec 04 - 11:35 AM
GUEST,Captain Blighty 22 Dec 04 - 11:19 AM
Once Famous 22 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Dec 04 - 10:50 AM
Georgiansilver 22 Dec 04 - 10:46 AM
Once Famous 22 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM
Pete Jennings 22 Dec 04 - 09:30 AM
Paco Rabanne 22 Dec 04 - 03:51 AM
Peace 21 Dec 04 - 11:23 PM
Amos 21 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM
DougR 21 Dec 04 - 10:26 PM
Don Firth 21 Dec 04 - 10:02 PM
Peace 21 Dec 04 - 09:33 PM
catspaw49 21 Dec 04 - 08:18 PM
Peace 21 Dec 04 - 08:01 PM
Pete Jennings 21 Dec 04 - 01:06 PM
Once Famous 21 Dec 04 - 12:41 PM
Georgiansilver 21 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM
Sttaw Legend 21 Dec 04 - 11:24 AM
Blissfully Ignorant 21 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM
Peace 21 Dec 04 - 09:51 AM
Blissfully Ignorant 21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM
Blissfully Ignorant 21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM
Bunnahabhain 21 Dec 04 - 09:45 AM
Den 21 Dec 04 - 09:15 AM
Pete Jennings 21 Dec 04 - 09:10 AM
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Peace 21 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 11:54 PM

It is impossible to get even with someone as odd as you, Martin. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Teresa
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 10:08 PM

Oh, but wasn't there a Dennis Hull? He was a commentator on some of the sharks games in san Jose. ... Ah, but this is not music. It is kind of interesting, though.

Teresa, who is also a hockey fan :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 09:23 PM

Different Guest you are fairly astute.

But Dave the Gnome is one fairly decent regular here.

Some of the others who find sport with this really don't bother me. The very fact that I have chafed these assholes so bad making them look like either pompous asses or just foolish idiots are the ones who lie awake at night figuring out how to get even.

They never, ever do.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,still another Guest
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 12:17 PM

You're all wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,Another Guest
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 12:14 PM

Sorry Dave the Gnome, your post didnt start as a shot at Martin Gibson (i dont think,) but peoples replies after were.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST, Different Guest
Date: 10 Jan 05 - 12:13 PM

umm, i havent read all of this thread, i got bored halfway, but you are accusing Martin Gibson of arguing with everyone and anyone, yet you are the dickheads that start posts to slag him off?? There are 2 on the forum right now.

Also, i dont think Martin Gibson was offensive with his post to Don, it seemed honest, and in my oppinion of Don from this message board, accurate. No offence, i live with a disability, but you do seem bitter mate.

You start threads slagging off Martin Gibson, then squeel when he retaliates.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 05:01 PM

Thanks Guest. I know you found that clever. I'm glad for you that it stimulates your erectile tissue.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Jan 05 - 02:52 PM

Speaking of things not that interesting, Martin Gibson fits the bill.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Jan 05 - 04:05 PM

Interestingly, it was hockey player great Bobby Hull who played in Chicago for the Blackhawks.

Actually, like other Hull things, that really wasn't that interesting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 11:39 PM

Whew, this thread is as confusing as the chat!   :)

Isn't there a Hull in Ontario?

Or was I thinking of hockey players? ;)

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,MARTIN GIBSON ........RUNCORN
Date: 07 Jan 05 - 10:47 PM

WOO THIS IS PRETTY WEIRD YOURE ALL SO GREAT CHEERS THANKS A BUCK


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,in the know
Date: 24 Dec 04 - 05:32 AM

I know some of you Gainsborgh folk too strollin'    I know that you play a Martin and a Lowdon(spelling?) and that your voice is ok too
but MG is another story.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 24 Dec 04 - 03:33 AM

Thought you were 'in the know' man. Obviously you don't know much.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,, in the know
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 06:48 PM

Chicago of course MG not Hull. Where is Hull anyway man?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 05:31 PM

It's never "Dull in Hull" Gibbo, but I think you secretly know that!
Have fun


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:08 PM

Chicago is a world class city.

Are you from Dull, I mean Hull?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,in the know
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 04:03 PM

martin gibson is in chicago and couldn't save anything


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 11:32 AM

Hahahaha..haha...ha...

Wait a minute, what were you searching for when it came up with that!?!!?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:47 AM

jOhns Indian Pussy


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:35 AM

True story. Long ago, I used to eat regularly at an Indian restaurant which was busted several times for serving cat instead of chicken in its curries. The food was always great!

PS. It wasn't in Luhl, so no blaming Sir jOhn.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: GUEST,Captain Blighty
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:19 AM

Real men drink ale, fight hard, play fair, kind to their women, true to their friends and are in no way FRENCH!


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM

No, real men eat pussy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 10:50 AM

REAL men drink Rioja!


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 10:46 AM

Jim Beam I have partaken of, a fine drink.....Jack Daniels I am not sure...
I have also had some of the better and more expensive Scotch Whiskies and have to say that (IMHO) A good Scotch would take some beating anywhere!.
I also like "Jamesons" Irish whisky...and if asked if I want something in it, reply "Yes please, more Jamesons!
Best wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

Forget the Scotch.

America has Jack Daniels and first cousing Jim Beam.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 09:30 AM

Ever hear about the Irish turkey that was looking forward to Christmas?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 03:51 AM

Did you see the way Amos slyly sneaked in and stole the 100th post, only then to carry on as normal and pretend it didn't matter to him!


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:23 PM

The camel in mine was a Democrat. However, I will go no further with that train of thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Amos
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:19 PM

That Hertz guy in Spaw's joke was obviously a Republican.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: DougR
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 10:26 PM

Congratulations, MG, I'm sure you will be a formidable proponent for Scotland.

DougR


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 10:02 PM

As long as we're telling animal jokes, here's a parable:

A week or so before Christmas, a man received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. The man tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to clean up the bird's vocabulary. It didn't help. Finally, he got fed up and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. He shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, he threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for several minutes. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, the man quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto his outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my inappropriate language. I'm sincerely remorseful for my transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." The man was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. He was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

Don Firth

Happy holidays, all (whichever one you celebrate, if any)!


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:33 PM

The guy taking the trip across the desert was on his way to a French Foreign Legion detatchment. When he arrived, the camel was housed in a ten away from the heat of the days. Afetr many months, the new Legionnaire began to wonder about sex. He quietly asked his Sergeant who pointed to the tent and said, "Use the camel." The fellow did. The tents flaps were flaring outwards and the camel was making loud braying sounds. When the recruit had finished, he exited the tent only to be met by his fellow soldiers who jeered at him and called him names. Heasked the Sergeant what he'd done wrong. The Sergeant said, "Well, usually the rest of us just ride it to the brothel in town."


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 08:18 PM

A guy is planning a trip across the desert and he goes to the Hertz Rent-A-Camel joint and tells them he wants to rent one. The Hertz guy asks if he wants a 7 day or a 14 day camel. Well, the trip is for 16 days and the fellow can't figure out a way to shorten it. After much cajoling, the Hertz guy says, "I'll see what I can do."

He walks over and selects a large 14 day camel and sticks its head in the water trough. As the camel is drinking, he goes into the Hertz Kiosk and returns with two bricks. The camel is almost full and ready to take its last slurp when the Hertz guy walks behind it. Then, with a powerful swing, he claps the 2 bricks together, smashing the camel's nuts in between. The camel goes 'SSLLLLLUUUOOOORRRRPPPSSSSHHH', and sucks up a ton more water. The Hertz guy walks around to the front and says, "There ya' go pal. That oughta' do it."

The traveller is appalled. "JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!!!! Doesn't that HURT???"...to which the Hertz guy replies,

"Nah........Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way."

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 08:01 PM

CAMELUS BACTRIANUS

Oh, Camelus, I know it sounds a bit bizarre,
But with Camelus, that's simply how the creatures are . . .


CAMELUS DROMEDARIUS

And then there is the dromedarius,
With disposition quite nefarious . . .

One lump or two, dear?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 01:06 PM

Better than running out of scotch...a camel has got to be at least a three-bottler.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Once Famous
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 12:41 PM

G-silver, thanks for the great comments!

I don't know if guest, diogenes is a guy or a whining broad, but either way, I think he/she suffers from carrying around a non-detachable dingleberry, with a 3 foot stem on the inner side.

Davetnova, I saved Scotland because I ran out of Scotch tape.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:54 AM

So does Scotland still need saving or are they doing O.K now they had had input from MG?
Best wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 11:24 AM

You need to be up early in the morning to get a good looking one


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM

You ride Nessies to town? How do you get the saddle on?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:51 AM

Yeah. But usually we just ride them into town. (Old French Foreign Legion joke.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM

Nessies too, for that matter.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:49 AM

Humping camels is illegal.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:45 AM

Nessie has more humps, but less chance of a camel lighting afterwards....

bunnahabhain


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Den
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:15 AM

And then have a camel afterwards, am I right spaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 09:10 AM

I've always preferred Bactrians, myself, Spaw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: catspaw49
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 07:36 AM

Yeah, I don't do the Camels anymore but there once was a time that I'd walk a mile for a hump.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Peace
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:30 AM

Waht?


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 06:27 AM

Do camels actually have camel in them? Tastes like it...

By the way, i've found that the best thing to do if you think someones trying to wind you up is just to ignore them. Unless, of course, you want to be wound up...


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:15 AM

Spaw, don't smoke camels they may kick you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Martin Gibson fights to save Scotland!
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:13 AM

This has turned into a wonderful thread - Happy Christmas all.


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