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BS: The end of the world is nigh.

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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:03 PM

Whack! Smack! The beat goes on between Marty and Don. Okay, just who is getting a bigger laugh out of who here? That's the real question.

Amos, I have it on good authority that the Christ has already come back any number of times. Some people at the WSSBA think that he is presently incarnated as William Shatner. I wouldn't go that far, but I can understand people being that impressed by His Kirkness of course...because he is so...charismatic. Still, I think Shatner's mission differs from that of Jesus or Buddha or other such avatars in certain key areas which are fairly obvious...and that is why I am going to spare you by not listing all of them at this time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:13 PM

Little Hawk. Guaranteed I am!! He's mixing it up with Martin Gibson, the ficticious King of the Vintage Guitar!

It's a total riot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 09:32 PM

Chongo says he wants to get together with you and smoke a couple of cigars. Fine with me, as long as you're both downwind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 11:10 AM

I kind of gave up all smoking, but I wouldn't mind visiting him at the monkey cage at Lincoln Park zoo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 01:44 PM

Better make sure they'll let you back out of the cage, Marty.

By the way, what kind of guitars did you say you own? Taylor? Collings? Epiphone?

Or was it, as Stanley Kowalski would say, "STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

[Rim Shot!]

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 02:05 PM

All contributots to this thread would do well to read Nicholas Kristof's essay in Saturday's New York Times called "Jihad and Jesus."

It is reprinted here:

thomasmc.com/0717/nk.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 02:48 PM

A Stella was the first guitar I rented for my first 6 guitar lessons over 42 years ago. They are the worst sounding pieces of crap ever. Student/low end guitars I would say are far superior today. At least the necks are not Louisville Sluggers and the pick-guards are painted on.

I play and own old Martins, Gibsons, and one fabulously set up vintage Harmony Sovereign. I personally think Taylor guitars have as much personality as a protozoa, Epiphones (modern) are just Gibson designs with inferior materials and workmanship, and Collings are half way decent but I wouldn't necessarily buy one as it has no vintage vibe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 02:48 PM

contributots ... very young contributors? ;o)


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 04:24 PM

Marty, a genuine informative answer to my wisecrack post. Very good. It is possible. So in attempt at an actual exchange of information, which, if allowed to develop, could be interesting and informative for both of us. . . .

My start on the guitar was similar, but I think I got lucky. My first guitar was a "Regal." $9.95, plus $5.00 for a fiberboard case, a copy of Nick Manoloff's How to Play the Guitar, a genuine Nick Manoloff "Chord Wheel" (excellent device: it taught me the Circle of Fifths and which chords go with which keys right off), and a free plastic pick (which I never used). It sounded like it was made from old apple crates (probably was), but the fingerboard was fairly accurate and the action was nice and soft (somebody goofed at the factory and turned out one that was actually playable). I got my first really good guitar about a year later: a Martin 00-18. I've owned several Martins and they were all excellent, but fairly early on I switched over to nylon-string classics. In that category, European luthiers make the best instruments. I'm primarily a ballad-singer and I play some classic guitar, so that's the direction I took. Currently, my two prized guitars are a José Oribé concert classic that I've had for about thirty years and an Arcangel Fernandez flamenco guitar that I got in 1961 and has just kept improving over the years. It's been appraised at $18,000, but no sale! The only way anyone would ever get that guitar away from me would be to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

I think you mentioned once that you were mostly interested in country or bluegrass. Good choice of guitars for that. Did I get it right? Tell me more.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 04:53 PM

No, don. forget it. go take a dump. That's all you get today. come back next week.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 05:51 PM

Okay, folks. There it is. I tried.

Poor Marty. In the words of Bob Dylan (sort of):
How many roads must a man walk down
Before he admits he's lost?
Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 05:57 PM

It's true love, I can tell!


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Amos
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 06:15 PM

As to the End of the World, here is a link to the Jesus and Jihad article mentioned above.

It is absolutely depressing to me to think that the best selling writing in the US today is about such affairs of the perfervid and twisted turn of mind engendered by mad zealotry.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 19 Jul 04 - 06:39 PM

Imagine what we could achieve if those people poured the same energy into doing something good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 04:36 PM

This whole "Rapture" business is, to quote our old friend DougR, "horse puckey!!" It comes from a complete misinterpretation and misrepresentation of verses taken out of context from the Book of Daniel and the Book of Revelation, plus distortions of presumed quotations of Jesus (again, badly misinterpreted) cherry-picked and taken out of context from here and there all over the Gospels. But then, this is the stock-in-trade of many fundamentalist "Christians," who, incidentally, get their sobriquet "fundamentalist" from the contention that the Bible must not be interpreted, it must be taken literally, word for word. They make their own patchwork quilt version of "Christianity," and it bears no resemblance to what a simple, straightforward reading of the Bible (reading it like straight through, like a novel, not pecking here and there like a nervous chicken) shows Christianity to be. Bizarro!!!

Several months (perhaps as long as a year) ago, Rev. Barbara R. Rossing spoke to an adult forum at a church that I frequently attend. Rev. Rossing is a theologian who teaches at the Lutheran School of Theology in Chicago, and is the author of several books. One of these is entitled The Rapture Exposed. She wanted to title it The Rapture Racket, but that made her publisher nervous. Anyway, here is a link to the book [Blicky]. Scroll down for an editorial review followed by reader reviews. Rev. Rossing is a very intelligent and articulate person, and she finds that Jesus' message of unconditional love doesn't exactly square with the image of his waving a hand and causing people to split open and dump their guts on the ground.

As you can see, the book didn't go over too well with some folks, which, of course, was to be expected. Electric preachers like Jack Van Impe, et al who trade in raving about the "Rapture" and gloating about how people they don't like will get their come-uppance when Jesus returns waving his flaming sword, had a shit-hemorrhage over the book and devoted much TV and internet time to condemning Barbara Rossing to The Pit.

What's really distressing is how many people buy and read this "Left Behind" series of books and believe that "Rapture" crapola. And what's worse, their idea of what being a Christian is all about.

The Dark Ages are still about, it would seem.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 05:55 PM

Don, do you wear a hernia belt for your "rupture?"

I just don't worry what being a Christian is all about.

Wasn't Rupture a song by Blondie?


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 06:06 PM

Marty, grow the fuck up!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Jul 04 - 08:25 PM

Sorry about that. What I really meant to say was "Be a good chap, there, Marty, and give some serious consideration to the possibilities of trying to be a bit more mature in the future; there's a good fellow."

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 21 Jul 04 - 06:06 PM

No, Don.

You cracked and snapped. What you really meant to say is what you initially said. Besides why should I give any serious consideration to anything here?

Once it's posted, you can't pull it back.

Consider going goony, Don, because you are not the intellectual you claim to be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 21 Jul 04 - 09:01 PM

You glory in small victories, Marty, even if they are imaginary.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 21 Jul 04 - 10:10 PM

Yawn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 04:57 AM

DON....even if, as Martin says, you are not the intellectual you think you are(which out of interest I do not agree with) I believe you would make an excellent handyman as you seem to have the knack of "hitting the nail on the head"!
Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 05:01 AM

"Where he is concerned" I should add as I don't obviously agree with all you say!! Be Blessed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 02:02 PM

Marty, you just didn't get it. Since one of our fearless leaders, the beloved Dick Cheney, made use of the f-word on the Senate floor, I thought I would try it on for size in what I deemed to be an appropriate context. But being the cultured and refined person that I am, I found that it didn't fit me at all. You, obviously! Cheney, apparently. Me—no. So I merely rephrased my statement in a manner that reflects the gentleman that I truly am.

I'm sorry if you had difficulty with the word "consideration." I forgot that it has five syllables, and that, for your benefit, I need to limit my vocabulary to words of two syllables or fewer.

Now, as far as the impression you have that I "cracked and snapped," that was only my aging back (I thought I'd be generous and throw you that little sop, since you take such delight in your misconception that I'm some sort of crumbling antique). If my experimental venture into ancient Anglo-Saxon verbiage constitutes "cracking and snapping," your history of posted comments indicate that you are a veritable spider-web pattern of massive seismic fissures.

Good Lord! Even California doesn't have such faults!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 03:30 PM

Kee-Rist! Now if we could just get jOhn from Hull in on this thread too... :-)

Take a look at my thread on Mudcat feuds, guys! I am beginning to think the Don Firth/Martin Gibson feud is shaping up to be one of the greatest of them all...but to make it work you have to both be doing it for laughs. Keep that in mind, please!

Regarding guitars, I agree that Stella guitars were wretched, but I think that Kent guitars may have been even worse. My first guitar (I don't remember the brand name) was the worst guitar I have ever seen or attempted to play. And I mean...EVER. It was, in fact, basically unplayable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 06:51 PM

Actually, Little Hawk, I have recently spent a bit of time channeling the soul of a raccoon named Cyril (he wasn't always a raccoon; that's just his latest reincarnation), who used to live in an overgrow vacant lot in Chicago, and he knows Marty quite well. Cyril told my quite a story. As soon as I get my notes in order, the story will be

Coming Soon to a Thread Near You!

Watch for it!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 07:30 PM

That sounds good, Don! I'll watch for it. I wonder if Cyril also had an incarnation as that skunk, Sammy, that Clinton Hammond had fouly murdered by proxy last year?


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 08:20 PM

Well, could be. He worked his way up the chain of evolution and finally got promoted to human, first as a Spartan soldier. He comported himself honorably, and after several more incarnations, he was (he claims) the Venerable Bede. There were several more incarnations in which he was fairly obscure (no one of historical significance, except in small ways), then, he says he shot into prominence once again as Voltaire. As the result of something that happened in a later incarnation (which he didn't want to talk about) he picked up a load of bad karma and got demoted to the rank of field mouse. He got nailed young by a barn owl, and since that worked off a lot of the karma, he next manifested himself as Cyril the raccoon. He has since moved on and been promoted a couple more times, but he didn't say to what. If he was Sammy the Skunk, that end should have worked off a lot of the bad karma and he may even be back to human by now. Since it was his soul I was channeling, I don't really know the nature of his present status. Anything is possible, I guess.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 09:06 PM

I don't know this Cyril that Don mentions but word is that he hangs around the gay bars in the New Town area as he is quite light on his feet. He has been writing about his past experiences with Don and writing Don's name on various toilet stall walls extolling his good times with him. Cyril has to apply ointment quite frequently for all of the chafing he got from Don.

Now as for Seymore the Rrat, you don't want to hear he has to say. He is one bad ass dude you don't want to run into in an alley.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Jul 04 - 09:24 PM

Well, Marty, Cyril never was gay, not in any of his incarnations, and besides that, we never met in the corporeal sense. I can understand why you would try to discredit Cyril or claim you never new him, because he sure knows you!

Be patient. All will be made clear.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 05:03 AM

The question is, does Cyril know Corridus, or doesn't he associate with hamsters? Whatever happened to Corridus, anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 01:28 PM

It just occurred to me, Marty, that you really are an ungrateful slob, trying to bad-mouth Cyril after all he did for you when you were just getting started in life. Both Cyril and I mate exclusively with females and neither of us mate outside our own species, unlike you who scatter your seed outside your own genus! There is ample reason for chickens in rural areas around Chicago to act nervous. Fortunately your matings of this sort don't provide offspring, otherwise there would be some real chimeras running around your area (Wait just a damn minute! Maybe that explains a lot!).

And as far as Cyril scrawling stuff on walls is concerned, that's a vile slander on your part. Use you head for some besides a device to keep your ears from clattering together, Marty (Hark! Do I hear castanets?). Cyril may be an old and wise soul, but he has to accept the limitations of whatever body he inhabits at a given time. And he's a raccoon, for Chrissake! Raccoons have prehensile forepaws, but they lack the motor skills to handle a pen or pencil.

You had best be cognizant of the karma you're building up, lest you return as a paramecium. And it would be real hell to be something you can't even pronounce.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Frank
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 07:26 PM

The idea of the "rapture" is not in the bible. It's a concept introduced in the 1800's by a Calvinistic John Darby. It's the basis for the present evangelical fundamentalist movement that has
spread the misinformation that the US is a Christian nation, that Jesus is coming back twice and all that don't profess an adoration for him will go to hell. These "dispensationalist Darbyites" have found their way into American politics and their view is toxic. It threatens the well-known part of the Constitution that says "congress shall make no longs respecting the establishment of religion". This idea of fundamenalism is expressed by "Left Behind" novels of LeHaye and the machinations of Falwell, Robertson and W. Bush.

Read a book called "The Rapture Exposed" by Barbara Rossing for some valuable information.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 23 Jul 04 - 07:52 PM

Frank, I've heard Barbara Rossing speak and met her when she was in Seattle some time back. A most interesting woman. I mention her book in a post above, 20 Jul 04 - 04:36 PM. THIS should take you right to it.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 01:14 PM

according to the bible no man knows when the world will end so if you believe in god you cxant believe the world will end because of what someone told you


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 01:20 PM

Unless you do... :-)

Look, people make up the rules as they go along. Everybody does that. Then they insist that "it's always been that way", and they kill people who don't agree with them. Or they get killed by those people.

It's all really very silly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 02:54 PM

Interesting that this ridiculous thread is back.

What's even more interesting is that if you do a Google search on Don Firth, this thread is what comes up.

It is there for all of the world to see what he is most famous for!


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 05:13 PM

And if I do a google search on your name, Mr Martin Gibson, wot comes up then? "Stupid prat"? I am going to try it and see. Be roight back...


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 05:21 PM

Roight. 'Ere we go...

Martin Gibson and 'is wife Anne - in Yorkshire

and better than that...

Why is Martin Gibson allowed here?

That's a question worth askin', in my opinion!

and then...

Another damned Martin Gibson, wot plays football!


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 05:49 PM

Guest, Mrs. Olive Limey, or Whatever.

I revel in it.

Now do a search on yourself and you will come up with a picture of yourself demonstrating a dildo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 28 Sep 04 - 06:07 PM

If I 'ad one and you was in reach, Martin, I'd shove up yer ugly gob! I 'ave an 'usband 'oo is a stupid lowbred opiniated blighter just like you only 'e's not Jewish, but 'oo cares about that? I've got no time for 'is nonsense and less for yours.

I already did do a search on meself on Google and I don't show up nowheres but on this 'ere forum. I intend to change that. I am going to secure a high profile job in the service industry soon and then you lot will see somefink!


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 03:42 AM

The end of the world is nigher than it was on July 8th 04.
---and that IS the truth----


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Don Firth
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 12:14 PM

So somebody finds my name on google and comes here. They read my stuff. Then they read Marty's stuff. They compare the two to see what kind of people wrote these posts.

I can live with that!

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 12:38 PM

I wouldn't worry either Don...I mean to say..if the end of the world really is nigh then it's all academic eh?? Best wishes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 12:40 PM

So can I. When I leave this website, there is no further Martin Gibson, so I don't really care in the slightest.

Somebody does See Don Firth, as a real person in a website doing battle with unknown guests and made up names wasting his time and energy. What a wonderful legacy that is. Worth laughing at, really.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 01:49 PM

And the sickest puppy of the lot is the one with the time and inclination to do the googling. Martin have a day off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 02:08 PM

Don't come to Basingstoke, Martin, or I will smack your face!

I am now ensconsed wif me sister, Gladys, and we are discussin' wot a stupid, useless git I married when I walked up the isle wif Eddie Whatnoll! I must 'ave been out of me mind. 'E and 'is bloody parrot can rot in Bath till 'ell freezes over. 'E's fat, lazy, and full of 'isself, and so is the parrot. Full of 'isself, I mean...the parrot, that is. The parrot is not fat nor lazy. It's 'yperactive in fact.

Gladys and me are plannin' to launch a new business wot will make Eddie wish 'e'd got off 'is duff and done somefink wif 'is life. 'E'll be green wif envy. The parrot already is green, but it ain't envy. It's just the natchural colour of the ugly blighter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Once Famous
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 03:09 PM

No, Guest, you are the sickest because you are schizoid as a regular poster who has no testicles.

Actually I was doing a search on filth and how to clean it off a shirt and Firth popped up.

And Mrs. Olive whatnoll, I wouldn't dream of coming to Basingstoke because I would rather go to some place in America where they speak and write real English.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:13 PM

I'm gratified that you plan not to visit Basingstoke, Martin Gibson. We don't want your kind 'ere, that's for sure. We've got enough unpleasent yobs as it is. You wouldn't even be down out of the trees if it was not for England, boyo! We gave you civilizytion, tea, and crumpets, and the English language and you dumped it all in Boston 'Arbour. You make up stupid words like "bodaceous" and "hellacious" wot ain't real words. You're a sorry lot. You don't deserve to be in the Empire, irregardless of what that idiot Tony Blair finks, and I'm not talkin' about the bloomin' parrot neither! If you didn't 'ave a lot of money wot was took out of the pockets of 'ard workin' English people wot stood alone and defended 'umanity from the Jerries TWICE whilst you lot cashed in on the sidelines and exploited your bet'ters for a quick dollar, well, then...

Where was I? Well, wot I'm sayin', to put it simple is...sod off! Basingstoke can live fine wifout the likes of you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The end of the world is nigh.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:41 PM

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