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BS: _______ is rubbish!

SINSULL 06 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 05 Aug 04 - 09:58 PM
s6k 03 May 04 - 01:04 PM
GUEST 03 May 04 - 01:00 PM
s6k 03 May 04 - 12:16 PM
Little Hawk 03 May 04 - 11:14 AM
freda underhill 03 May 04 - 10:38 AM
Little Hawk 02 May 04 - 01:06 PM
darkriver 02 May 04 - 01:37 AM
matai 01 May 04 - 08:58 AM
darkriver 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM
matai 29 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM
GUEST,lurker 28 Apr 04 - 05:13 PM
GUEST,noddy 28 Apr 04 - 08:08 AM
Little Hawk 28 Apr 04 - 08:05 AM
Bassic 28 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM
matai 28 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM
GUEST,noddy 28 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM
GUEST 27 Apr 04 - 08:15 PM
Peace 27 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM
s6k 27 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM
Dave the Gnome 27 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM
GUEST,noddy 27 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM
GUEST,Shlio 27 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM
GUEST 27 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 27 Apr 04 - 04:19 AM
Gurney 26 Apr 04 - 06:31 AM
GUEST,noddy 26 Apr 04 - 05:07 AM
s6k 26 Apr 04 - 04:16 AM
Fiona 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM
Little Hawk 25 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM
Fiona 25 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM
Little Hawk 25 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM
Peace 25 Apr 04 - 11:11 AM
Dave the Gnome 25 Apr 04 - 10:16 AM
s6k 25 Apr 04 - 09:13 AM
McGrath of Harlow 25 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM
GUEST,John O'Lennaine 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM
42 25 Apr 04 - 07:24 AM
s6k 25 Apr 04 - 06:37 AM
Roger the Skiffler 25 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:08 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:07 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:52 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:45 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:37 AM
GUEST,GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:21 AM
Peace 25 Apr 04 - 01:40 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 01:32 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM

Good Grief!
Well, jOhn, I dislkie monkeys.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:58 PM

GUEST-you are boring, and you are rubbish, and you don't even know me, innit.


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From: s6k
Date: 03 May 04 - 01:04 PM

_______ ____ _____ off !


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST
Date: 03 May 04 - 01:00 PM

I think there are a lot of folks here who find John just plain boring. he may be a big brain, he may be a nice guy..but he sure is boring. If that is what it takes to be a legend at Mudcat...well...go figger.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:16 PM

this thread is _________

i am going to __________ it from my tracer.

its ______________ _________


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 11:14 AM

A great stupid _________ named _________
Got caught with his hand in the _________
They cut off his _______
And sauteed his ___________
And put his ________ right in the ________!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: freda underhill
Date: 03 May 04 - 10:38 AM

there once was a catter from ____________ _
whose ________ was so _______ he could ______ __
He ________________ _ _________
and _____________ _ _________ _________
that ridiculous catter from __________ _


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 04 - 01:06 PM

The problem with ___ ___ ___ ____
Is it never adds up to a ______
You can take it downtown
And show it around
But nobody will give you a ________!

Hey! This makes limerick writing a lot easier.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: darkriver
Date: 02 May 04 - 01:37 AM

Well, Matai, you've got my vote.
Nice limerick.

doug


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: matai
Date: 01 May 04 - 08:58 AM

There was a man from the Hull
Who found his life getting dull
He created a thread
It's rubbish he said
And its too ______ ______ to cull.

Matai


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: darkriver
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

Matai, you goof!
jOhn, of course!


doug


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: matai
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM

So who is the official? :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,lurker
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:13 PM

Hate to burst your bubble, Matai, but the song is officially rubbish. Look at the thread title!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:08 AM

Bassic I dont thimk it to much a mouthful it is all a matter of breathing and technique.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:05 AM

Is this __________ still here?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Bassic
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM

Matai, could I suggest __ __ __ __ instead of ____________ in the third line? I think it scans better and is less of a mouthfull to sing, dont you?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: matai
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM

________ __________ __________ ___________ _____________
_________/__________ ____________ _________ _____________

________ ____________ __________ _______ ________________
_____ ___________ _______________/__________ ___________

Thank-you all for your inspiration for my latest song. Any suggestions for a tune?

Matai


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM

fraid so. but then I am still shooting.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 08:15 PM

All you guys are shooting blanks


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM

Yes, yes! A thousand times



















yes.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM

Netto is rubbish


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM

Perhaps he/she is but I'm intrigued now! I can only imagine and am too afraid to ask... Perhaps the answer is _________, _________ or even ________!

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

guest are you on the wrong thread ?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM

_________ this thread! I'm late for my ______ meeting now! What a ________ joke!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM

brucie

any woman who's done pelvic floor excercises will tell you of a much better use for golf balls..


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:19 AM

9


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Gurney
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:31 AM

Look, will you stop this__________ thread. I'm too busy to print it out and fill in the spaces.



That goat-groper. Am I the only one who thinks he is a pretty ________ citizen for not spreading his___________ disease among the human populace?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:07 AM

This is the________ing best ______thread I have _______read in a _____long time. It was so good at the start I nearly _______ myself laughing.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:16 AM

he sang... dont tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, i just dont think youd understand


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Fiona
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM

I'm not really sure who Billy Ray Cyrus is but assuming he's an organic lifeform the answer would be compost, this may take a while unless you shred him and mix him with grass clippings.

Which reminds me of an old joke about a gardener who was asked how to grow good roses, 'Plant a dead dog under them' came the reply.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM

What would happen if we recycled Billy Ray Cyrus?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Fiona
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM

There's a goat called Demeter gone missing from the Archers a while ago. Since it was the same weekend as Notting Hill Carnival I always thought she ended up in a curry, but maybe not.

BTW I love jOhns posts, my fave was Is Line Dancing Rubbish? And rubbish isn't rubbish if you recycle it.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM

The HORROR!!!   How did my beloved goat end up in __________ Hull, getting _________ed! This is terrible! I hope they put that guy away for life! No punishment could be too ________ing severe!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:11 AM

GUEST: Why were you paying jOhn's backhand a compliment? Tennis anyone? Gawd, tennis is rubbish. So's pingpong.

King Arthur's knights were sent into the kingdom to find pingpong balls. The one who returned with the most would receice the Lady Ezmerelda, a beauty of the kingdom, as his betrothed (pronounce that with thee syllables, SVP, if you want to stay with the program). Eight months later, Sir Rapper returned and dumped the sack onto the floor of the palace. Out poured 2,893 pingpong balls. In the ninth month, Sir Marty returned and from his sack poured 3,421 pingpong balls. As the one-year deadline approached, with but minutes remaining, in crawled Sir jOhn, with his armour torn and blood oozing from cuts and contusions on his face. His ear dangled by a slim string of skin. Out of his sack came two balls. King Arthur yelled, "Sir jOhn, what is this insult? Sir Rapper came back with 2,893 pingpong balls, and sir Marty with 3,421 pingpong balls. Aand you have arrived with but two!" Sir jOhn screamed, "Pingpong balls? Hell, I thought you said King Kong balls!"


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 10:16 AM

I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line.

See, I told you! I'm not rubbish anyway...

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 09:13 AM

no it isnt. emma rugg is amazing, and most of the other things he said are great too.

i likes jaffa cakes


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

The Goat, or Who is Sylvia, by Edward Albee

Maybe a Hull production of this would find a receptive auduence...


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM

I like ice cream and Eliza Carthy, but the rest of what jOhn listed is rubbish.

John


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From: 42
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:24 AM

and here I thought J0hn from Hull was just trying to get that landmark post #.

glad I read about his "favourite things" -doesn't it just make you want to break into song?

j


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:37 AM

i think rubbish is rubbish

i read about the man too fat for the crematorium in the paper and found it very typical that it could only happen in Ull

as they say, its never dull in ull.
theres always something happening.... mainly you getting mugged, etc.

i like the moon


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM

I think garbage is rubbish.

RtS
(I liked the crem. joke, jOhn,but, then, I'm a bit weird!)


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM

anyway=heres a joke, its a bit sick, so if your easily offended go away now=



A little kid is in school at moring register time...
Teacher says "where was you yesterday jimmy?"
jimmy says " i had to miss school yesterday, as my dad got burnt"
teacher says, "oh dear, very sorry to hear that, not too badly burnt i hope?"


jimmy says " very badly burnt miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium!"


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:08 AM

PS-I'm not too keen on goats.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:07 AM

and my mums cooking, [apple pie etc], and classic cars, and reading books especially biographies, and books by Dean Koontz, Shaun Hutson, Graham Masterton, Colin Dexter , Colin Wilson etc, and playing pool, and dominoes, and going for days out in York and Leeds, [looking in the bookshops and record shops like Borders etc], and minestrone soup, and playing my mandolin, and eating at restaraunts like Pier Luigis, and Charlotte Green, and Mars Bars and stuff like that etc.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:52 AM

and that drummer from The Corrs, and Eliza Carthy, and Emma Rugg, and spiders, and strawberry cheese cakes, and stake and chips, and fare-ground rides, and go-karts and intresting museums, and art gallerys, and local history, and trees, and architecture, and Heinz Jam puddings, and Fray Bentos meet pies, and car auctions, and pub quizzes, craft fares, and music festivals and stuff like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:45 AM

and gold fish.
and going to pub wiht my freinds, and cakes, and south park, and pizzas , and do-nuts, and train sets, and winning money on the orses, and funny radio programs, like ded ringers etc, and Vannesa Mae, and that woman tht works in the sandwidge bar on Newland Ave, and Jaguar cars, and funny films, like lif of brian etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:37 AM

i agree, leave GUEST NOt me alone, and stop moaning,
anyway, things waht i like is= fish-fingers, hamsters., chocerlate, guiinneess, music and funny telly programs [like the office, and dads army etc], and wearing hats, and going to whitby, and ice cream, and rabbitts and loads of stuff like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:21 AM

Well, gee whiz.

Some of you folks, really.... If you had read what I posted, you'd've realized I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line. And it wasn't a troll, since I was really genuinely interested in what he likes. I'm hoping jOhn didn't take it the same way you guys did. I see why we have lynch mobs in this country.

On another thread, Don Firth syas, "one of life's fundamental rules is: if you want to avoid total public embarrassment, never heckle a comedian." Hoo boy--now I see what he means.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:40 AM

Holy _______! That's the ____________ goat I've been ___________ looking for. LITTLE HAWK, your ___________ goat ended up in ___________ Hull getting _____________!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:32 AM

The goat shagger got 6 months in hull jail, judge said " you are a bloody pervert, go to jail"

Headlines in tonights local paper= Hull Man too fat for crematorium, apparently a local bloke was so big, [he was 35 stone] that his body would not fit into the local crematorium, so they had to take him to one in Watford, over 200 miles away, his sister complained= " hull council is rubbish, their crematorium is not big enough for all the people that live here, and its a disgrace etc"

full story here= www.thisishull.co.uk


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