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BS: _______ is rubbish!

GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull 24 Apr 04 - 04:59 AM
GUEST,Not a troll 24 Apr 04 - 05:32 AM
Little Hawk 24 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM
freda underhill 24 Apr 04 - 08:44 AM
GUEST 24 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM
Alaska Mike 24 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM
GUEST,9, sed the German 24 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM
Dave Hanson 24 Apr 04 - 10:46 AM
Amos 24 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM
Ebbie 24 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM
CarolC 24 Apr 04 - 12:40 PM
Peace 24 Apr 04 - 01:02 PM
michaelr 24 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM
Ebbie 24 Apr 04 - 04:00 PM
michaelr 24 Apr 04 - 04:23 PM
Cruiser 24 Apr 04 - 04:29 PM
Dave the Gnome 24 Apr 04 - 04:45 PM
The Fooles Troupe 24 Apr 04 - 07:32 PM
freda underhill 24 Apr 04 - 08:06 PM
s6k 24 Apr 04 - 08:43 PM
McGrath of Harlow 24 Apr 04 - 08:51 PM
Little Hawk 24 Apr 04 - 10:40 PM
Ebbie 24 Apr 04 - 10:54 PM
GUEST,.gargoyle 24 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 12:48 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 01:25 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 01:32 AM
Peace 25 Apr 04 - 01:40 AM
GUEST,GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:21 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:37 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:45 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 02:52 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:07 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:08 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM
Roger the Skiffler 25 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM
s6k 25 Apr 04 - 06:37 AM
42 25 Apr 04 - 07:24 AM
GUEST,John O'Lennaine 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM
McGrath of Harlow 25 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM
s6k 25 Apr 04 - 09:13 AM
Dave the Gnome 25 Apr 04 - 10:16 AM
Peace 25 Apr 04 - 11:11 AM
Little Hawk 25 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM
Fiona 25 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM
Little Hawk 25 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM
Fiona 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM
s6k 26 Apr 04 - 04:16 AM
GUEST,noddy 26 Apr 04 - 05:07 AM
Gurney 26 Apr 04 - 06:31 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 27 Apr 04 - 04:19 AM
GUEST 27 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM
GUEST,Shlio 27 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM
GUEST,noddy 27 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM
Dave the Gnome 27 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM
s6k 27 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM
Peace 27 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM
GUEST 27 Apr 04 - 08:15 PM
GUEST,noddy 28 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM
matai 28 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM
Bassic 28 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM
Little Hawk 28 Apr 04 - 08:05 AM
GUEST,noddy 28 Apr 04 - 08:08 AM
GUEST,lurker 28 Apr 04 - 05:13 PM
matai 29 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM
darkriver 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM
matai 01 May 04 - 08:58 AM
darkriver 02 May 04 - 01:37 AM
Little Hawk 02 May 04 - 01:06 PM
freda underhill 03 May 04 - 10:38 AM
Little Hawk 03 May 04 - 11:14 AM
s6k 03 May 04 - 12:16 PM
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Subject: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:59 AM

Almost any thread with the word "rubbish" in it is from jOhn from Hull. And whatever it is, jOhn's agin' it.

jOhn, what about non-rubbishy things? do you have any such in your rubbishy life? Please share.

Thanks for the laughs you've given us.


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From: GUEST,Not a troll
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 05:32 AM

Thats a bit harsh, or it would be if you were asked for your opinion

So _______ off


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM

Yeah, you can just __________ ! I've had enough of this ________ .


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From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:44 AM

John from Hull has more brains in his ______________ than most of us have in our ______________ and the best sense of humour to go with it so you can just go _____________ yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM

Who is this _________ John from ____________ Hull and what the _________ has he done that is so ____________ bad?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM

jOhn contributes to this forum in a positive and enjoyable manner. He doesn't hide behind a "Guest" post sniping at others. So take your ______ _______ ________ ________ _________ opinions and _______ _______ _____ ________.


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From: GUEST,9, sed the German
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM

Is jOhn frum Hull____________??9


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:46 AM

Country and Western ' music ? ' is rubbish, not jOhn.
eric


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From: Amos
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM

(Don't post, you'll only _______ them).


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From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM

HA! ___________ ______ ______ ____________! Take that.


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From: CarolC
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 12:40 PM

___________________________________

_____________________________________________________


&

_____________________________________

_______________________________________________________

_______________________________________________________


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From: Peace
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 01:02 PM

__________________, __________________, ______________________ and your horse, too!


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From: michaelr
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM

"I reckon golf is rubbish, must be the most stupid sport there is, its not even a proper sport, its just rubbish."

A well thought-out opinion, based in irrefutable fact, and written with elegance and humor. As opposed to this thread which is a waste of bandwidth.

Cheers,
Michael


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From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:00 PM

But you couldn't _____________, could you, michaelr?


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From: michaelr
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:23 PM

________________________________!!


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From: Cruiser
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:29 PM

Can we please fill in the _______________s ?


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From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:45 PM

______ isn't rubbish at all! Tish to all nay-sayers. ______ is though. Complet and utter ______! So there.

Dave the ______.

PS. I think the opening poster was complimenting jOhn so don't ______ him...


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From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 07:32 PM

____________!


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From: freda underhill
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:06 PM

There is a politician in our country called ____________ he has been taking bribes in exchange for _____________ and has now left that portfolio and has become our __________ ______________.

what a ______________ travesty.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:43 PM

jOhn from Hull is a ________ legend. leave him alone. this thread is rubbish! the person that started it is rubbish !


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From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:51 PM

" _______ is rubbish!" I think that's a bit mild. I'd go as far as to say "_______ is _______!"

That's telling them!


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:40 PM

If all you ________ ________s would stop ________ around with this sort of __________ __________ on the forum it would make me really _________ ________ ________ed for a change!

This reminds me of Watergate.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Ebbie
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:54 PM

hahahahha


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From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM

After examining the published university scores....and the crime statitstics....



One can conclude.... that everything in HULL of the UK....is rubbish....unless it is animal abuse.....in which order....wether is be Hamster or Horse.....fu--ing is raised to the highest spectrum of honor.



Sincerely....John of Hull's Cyber-Friend,

Gargoyle



I had the local pet store send him a Gerbil....devlivered to his door....the Gerbil is no more.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 12:48 AM

what does gargoyles yellow writing say?
anyway= hull is not rubbish, loads of big stuff here, we got the biggest suspension bridge [Humber Bridge], biggest swing bridge [Myton Bridge], biggest christmas cracker [in the tRain Station a few years ago], biggest submarinium museum [the deep, www.thedeep.co.uk]
and the fattest people in uk live in hull, [see nuttys thread "hull hits the headlines again"],
and we don't all shag goats here [that was just a one off],
and i never shagged a goat, [or a hamster ] in my life.
and nowt wrong with our university either, [i went there and studied psychology, [psychology is scientific study of loonies]], and loads of music here,
and i bet gargoyle town= crap and no music, and dont writing in yelloew writing anymore stupif, becase we cant see it, so just get lost, and stop saying any bad things about hull, i bet you never been here, [and dont come here anyway , because you are rubbish, and moan to much], and moany people not allowed to come here so dont bother, and just stay there, sinserley.john


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:25 AM

I think gargoyle is on about this incident, [it is a rare occurence]
Hull Man Shags Goat!


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:32 AM

The goat shagger got 6 months in hull jail, judge said " you are a bloody pervert, go to jail"

Headlines in tonights local paper= Hull Man too fat for crematorium, apparently a local bloke was so big, [he was 35 stone] that his body would not fit into the local crematorium, so they had to take him to one in Watford, over 200 miles away, his sister complained= " hull council is rubbish, their crematorium is not big enough for all the people that live here, and its a disgrace etc"

full story here= www.thisishull.co.uk


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From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:40 AM

Holy _______! That's the ____________ goat I've been ___________ looking for. LITTLE HAWK, your ___________ goat ended up in ___________ Hull getting _____________!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:21 AM

Well, gee whiz.

Some of you folks, really.... If you had read what I posted, you'd've realized I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line. And it wasn't a troll, since I was really genuinely interested in what he likes. I'm hoping jOhn didn't take it the same way you guys did. I see why we have lynch mobs in this country.

On another thread, Don Firth syas, "one of life's fundamental rules is: if you want to avoid total public embarrassment, never heckle a comedian." Hoo boy--now I see what he means.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:37 AM

i agree, leave GUEST NOt me alone, and stop moaning,
anyway, things waht i like is= fish-fingers, hamsters., chocerlate, guiinneess, music and funny telly programs [like the office, and dads army etc], and wearing hats, and going to whitby, and ice cream, and rabbitts and loads of stuff like that.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:45 AM

and gold fish.
and going to pub wiht my freinds, and cakes, and south park, and pizzas , and do-nuts, and train sets, and winning money on the orses, and funny radio programs, like ded ringers etc, and Vannesa Mae, and that woman tht works in the sandwidge bar on Newland Ave, and Jaguar cars, and funny films, like lif of brian etc.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:52 AM

and that drummer from The Corrs, and Eliza Carthy, and Emma Rugg, and spiders, and strawberry cheese cakes, and stake and chips, and fare-ground rides, and go-karts and intresting museums, and art gallerys, and local history, and trees, and architecture, and Heinz Jam puddings, and Fray Bentos meet pies, and car auctions, and pub quizzes, craft fares, and music festivals and stuff like that.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:07 AM

and my mums cooking, [apple pie etc], and classic cars, and reading books especially biographies, and books by Dean Koontz, Shaun Hutson, Graham Masterton, Colin Dexter , Colin Wilson etc, and playing pool, and dominoes, and going for days out in York and Leeds, [looking in the bookshops and record shops like Borders etc], and minestrone soup, and playing my mandolin, and eating at restaraunts like Pier Luigis, and Charlotte Green, and Mars Bars and stuff like that etc.


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From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:08 AM

PS-I'm not too keen on goats.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM

anyway=heres a joke, its a bit sick, so if your easily offended go away now=



A little kid is in school at moring register time...
Teacher says "where was you yesterday jimmy?"
jimmy says " i had to miss school yesterday, as my dad got burnt"
teacher says, "oh dear, very sorry to hear that, not too badly burnt i hope?"


jimmy says " very badly burnt miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium!"


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From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM

I think garbage is rubbish.

RtS
(I liked the crem. joke, jOhn,but, then, I'm a bit weird!)


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From: s6k
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:37 AM

i think rubbish is rubbish

i read about the man too fat for the crematorium in the paper and found it very typical that it could only happen in Ull

as they say, its never dull in ull.
theres always something happening.... mainly you getting mugged, etc.

i like the moon


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From: 42
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:24 AM

and here I thought J0hn from Hull was just trying to get that landmark post #.

glad I read about his "favourite things" -doesn't it just make you want to break into song?

j


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM

I like ice cream and Eliza Carthy, but the rest of what jOhn listed is rubbish.

John


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

The Goat, or Who is Sylvia, by Edward Albee

Maybe a Hull production of this would find a receptive auduence...


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 09:13 AM

no it isnt. emma rugg is amazing, and most of the other things he said are great too.

i likes jaffa cakes


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 10:16 AM

I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line.

See, I told you! I'm not rubbish anyway...

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Peace
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:11 AM

GUEST: Why were you paying jOhn's backhand a compliment? Tennis anyone? Gawd, tennis is rubbish. So's pingpong.

King Arthur's knights were sent into the kingdom to find pingpong balls. The one who returned with the most would receice the Lady Ezmerelda, a beauty of the kingdom, as his betrothed (pronounce that with thee syllables, SVP, if you want to stay with the program). Eight months later, Sir Rapper returned and dumped the sack onto the floor of the palace. Out poured 2,893 pingpong balls. In the ninth month, Sir Marty returned and from his sack poured 3,421 pingpong balls. As the one-year deadline approached, with but minutes remaining, in crawled Sir jOhn, with his armour torn and blood oozing from cuts and contusions on his face. His ear dangled by a slim string of skin. Out of his sack came two balls. King Arthur yelled, "Sir jOhn, what is this insult? Sir Rapper came back with 2,893 pingpong balls, and sir Marty with 3,421 pingpong balls. Aand you have arrived with but two!" Sir jOhn screamed, "Pingpong balls? Hell, I thought you said King Kong balls!"


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM

The HORROR!!!   How did my beloved goat end up in __________ Hull, getting _________ed! This is terrible! I hope they put that guy away for life! No punishment could be too ________ing severe!


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From: Fiona
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM

There's a goat called Demeter gone missing from the Archers a while ago. Since it was the same weekend as Notting Hill Carnival I always thought she ended up in a curry, but maybe not.

BTW I love jOhns posts, my fave was Is Line Dancing Rubbish? And rubbish isn't rubbish if you recycle it.


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM

What would happen if we recycled Billy Ray Cyrus?


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From: Fiona
Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM

I'm not really sure who Billy Ray Cyrus is but assuming he's an organic lifeform the answer would be compost, this may take a while unless you shred him and mix him with grass clippings.

Which reminds me of an old joke about a gardener who was asked how to grow good roses, 'Plant a dead dog under them' came the reply.


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From: s6k
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:16 AM

he sang... dont tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, i just dont think youd understand


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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:07 AM

This is the________ing best ______thread I have _______read in a _____long time. It was so good at the start I nearly _______ myself laughing.


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From: Gurney
Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:31 AM

Look, will you stop this__________ thread. I'm too busy to print it out and fill in the spaces.



That goat-groper. Am I the only one who thinks he is a pretty ________ citizen for not spreading his___________ disease among the human populace?


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:19 AM

9


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From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM

brucie

any woman who's done pelvic floor excercises will tell you of a much better use for golf balls..


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From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM

_________ this thread! I'm late for my ______ meeting now! What a ________ joke!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM

guest are you on the wrong thread ?


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From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM

Perhaps he/she is but I'm intrigued now! I can only imagine and am too afraid to ask... Perhaps the answer is _________, _________ or even ________!

:D


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM

Netto is rubbish


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From: Peace
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM

Yes, yes! A thousand times



















yes.


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From: GUEST
Date: 27 Apr 04 - 08:15 PM

All you guys are shooting blanks


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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM

fraid so. but then I am still shooting.


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From: matai
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM

________ __________ __________ ___________ _____________
_________/__________ ____________ _________ _____________

________ ____________ __________ _______ ________________
_____ ___________ _______________/__________ ___________

Thank-you all for your inspiration for my latest song. Any suggestions for a tune?

Matai


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From: Bassic
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM

Matai, could I suggest __ __ __ __ instead of ____________ in the third line? I think it scans better and is less of a mouthfull to sing, dont you?


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:05 AM

Is this __________ still here?


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From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:08 AM

Bassic I dont thimk it to much a mouthful it is all a matter of breathing and technique.


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From: GUEST,lurker
Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:13 PM

Hate to burst your bubble, Matai, but the song is officially rubbish. Look at the thread title!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: matai
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM

So who is the official? :-)


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From: darkriver
Date: 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM

Matai, you goof!
jOhn, of course!


doug


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: matai
Date: 01 May 04 - 08:58 AM

There was a man from the Hull
Who found his life getting dull
He created a thread
It's rubbish he said
And its too ______ ______ to cull.

Matai


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: darkriver
Date: 02 May 04 - 01:37 AM

Well, Matai, you've got my vote.
Nice limerick.

doug


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 May 04 - 01:06 PM

The problem with ___ ___ ___ ____
Is it never adds up to a ______
You can take it downtown
And show it around
But nobody will give you a ________!

Hey! This makes limerick writing a lot easier.


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From: freda underhill
Date: 03 May 04 - 10:38 AM

there once was a catter from ____________ _
whose ________ was so _______ he could ______ __
He ________________ _ _________
and _____________ _ _________ _________
that ridiculous catter from __________ _


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From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 May 04 - 11:14 AM

A great stupid _________ named _________
Got caught with his hand in the _________
They cut off his _______
And sauteed his ___________
And put his ________ right in the ________!


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 03 May 04 - 12:16 PM

this thread is _________

i am going to __________ it from my tracer.

its ______________ _________


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: GUEST
Date: 03 May 04 - 01:00 PM

I think there are a lot of folks here who find John just plain boring. he may be a big brain, he may be a nice guy..but he sure is boring. If that is what it takes to be a legend at Mudcat...well...go figger.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: s6k
Date: 03 May 04 - 01:04 PM

_______ ____ _____ off !


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:58 PM

GUEST-you are boring, and you are rubbish, and you don't even know me, innit.


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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish!
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM

Good Grief!
Well, jOhn, I dislkie monkeys.


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