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BS: Your bedtime ritual

Blissfully Ignorant 16 Nov 04 - 03:16 PM
fat B****rd 16 Nov 04 - 03:02 PM
Scooby Doo 14 Nov 04 - 06:50 AM
chris nightbird childs 14 Nov 04 - 01:22 AM
Stilly River Sage 14 Nov 04 - 01:07 AM
Ebbie 13 Nov 04 - 10:56 PM
Joe_F 13 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM
Stilly River Sage 13 Nov 04 - 08:00 PM
Bat Goddess 13 Nov 04 - 07:27 PM
Polly Squeezebox 13 Nov 04 - 06:42 PM
The Fooles Troupe 13 Nov 04 - 06:05 PM
Little Hawk 13 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM
Peace 13 Nov 04 - 03:25 PM
CarolC 13 Nov 04 - 02:17 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 12 Nov 04 - 11:15 PM
Rapparee 12 Nov 04 - 11:07 PM
CarolC 12 Nov 04 - 10:53 PM
Bill D 12 Nov 04 - 10:29 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 12 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM
Peace 12 Nov 04 - 09:17 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 12 Nov 04 - 09:15 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 12 Nov 04 - 01:08 AM
Ellenpoly 08 Apr 04 - 04:36 AM
Sttaw Legend 07 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM
kendall 07 Apr 04 - 08:40 AM
Dave Bryant 07 Apr 04 - 06:38 AM
GUEST,Magenta MacBeth 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 AM
Ellenpoly 07 Apr 04 - 03:52 AM
steve in ottawa 07 Apr 04 - 01:03 AM
Don Firth 06 Apr 04 - 08:29 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Apr 04 - 06:59 PM
jacqui.c 06 Apr 04 - 05:15 PM
Avril Betts 06 Apr 04 - 11:22 AM
GUEST,nurse ratched 06 Apr 04 - 08:15 AM
Ellenpoly 06 Apr 04 - 07:26 AM
kendall 06 Apr 04 - 07:25 AM
jacqui.c 06 Apr 04 - 05:50 AM
Dave Bryant 06 Apr 04 - 05:01 AM
kendall 06 Apr 04 - 04:48 AM
jacqui.c 05 Apr 04 - 01:56 PM
Dave Bryant 05 Apr 04 - 11:25 AM
Sweetfia 05 Apr 04 - 07:38 AM
Dave Bryant 05 Apr 04 - 06:46 AM
Ellenpoly 05 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM
kendall 04 Apr 04 - 03:55 PM
Deckman 04 Apr 04 - 10:08 AM
kendall 04 Apr 04 - 08:52 AM
freda underhill 04 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM
Ellenpoly 04 Apr 04 - 06:55 AM
wysiwyg 04 Apr 04 - 12:55 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:16 PM

Hehehe...what a civilised bunch you are. I just fall into bed. I take my boots off, someimes, if i can be bothered...


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: fat B****rd
Date: 16 Nov 04 - 03:02 PM

Go for a last slash.Take off ALL clothing. Get into bed. Read slightly.Kiss Mrs. fB. Hopefully go to ZZZZZZZZZZZ


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Scooby Doo
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 06:50 AM

Check Mudcat,
Have a drink of fruit juice,
Check cat is in or out,
Put radio on and hopfully fall asleep.If not i go back to computer until i am really tired.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 01:22 AM

Well I usually shower, shave, and then I $%%*&(*$$#@$#^%&**&*%%@@@@&&*********, then I smoke a ciggie, make a cup of tea, and check out the posts on Mudcat...


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 01:07 AM

Yeah, now their tossing and turning is intentional. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 10:56 PM

What a smiling thread. And just look at Kendall and Jacqui now! Most happy for them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Joe_F
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM

Rapaire: Goatskin pajamas, I presume?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 08:00 PM

We have a cat who scolds if people are too late in heading to bed. This is the same cat who will make your sleep miserable if you don't fill his bowl before you go to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 07:27 PM

I need to read for at least a half an hour to get into the day and to get out of the day. I can't just jump out of bed and get ready for work. I HAVE to read for at least a half an hour first -- and pet cats, of course. Sometimes I'll listen to music as well -- especially if I need to write down what's on a tape from a session or something.

And I try to have at least a half an hour reading time before I turn out the light at night. Usually without music, but that may just be habit because until recently I had no way to play music without dealing with earphones and stuff. Maybe I'll get back in the habit of listening to something (probably classical and relaxing) -- but then again, I'd have to get up and shut it off. No, maybe just the sounds of silence and turning pages. (And cats' purrs.)

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Polly Squeezebox
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:42 PM

Not a ritual(I keep those for nights of the full and new moons!) but I find this works when I have trouble sleeping:

A couple of drops of lavendar essential oil on the pillow, and go through the words of Spencer the Rover in your head. I've never been able to get to the end of the song before I too am ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzz...ing.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:05 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

What a lovely thread this is. Nice to see it again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Peace
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 03:25 PM

Carol, this is VERY funny. LOL--well, more a sustained chuckle, but it's funny. scscsc

'Blissfully Ignorant, what is this "rock and roll" of which you speak?'


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 02:17 PM

You mean if I play Finnish waltzes on my accordion very, very fast, and I drink a lot of caffiene, I will "rock and roll"? Sounds painful. (But I take your warning. If I ever do that, I'll be sure to wear my chest guard.)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 11:15 PM

Rock and roll is what happens when you play folk music quickly, after taking a lot of psychoactive substances.:0)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 11:07 PM

After killing and gutting a goat in the backyard, I wash up, brush my teeth, put on my pj's (if any), and climb into bed to the song of the coyotes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:53 PM

Blissfully Ignorant, what is this "rock and roll" of which you speak?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:29 PM

I'm 65, brucie...and I would keep the groupies awake! (well, not 10..maybe two)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:23 PM

Lol! That's what groupies are there for!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Peace
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:17 PM

I am 57 years old. Falling into bed is good enough for me. The groupies would just keep me awake.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:15 PM

Where are your rock and roll sensibilities, huh? What happened to all night drug-fuelled partying, then falling into bed at six am with ten groupies of either sex and a bucket of whipped cream? Good grief...


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 01:08 AM

now is cold wether time, so i;m drinking coco before bedtime.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 04:36 AM

Sorry, Sttaw Legend, Tents or Tense?..xx.e


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

Tents


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: kendall
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:40 AM

Plesae dont throw me into the briar patch!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 06:38 AM

Christ, Magenta, in that time, I could have given Essex Girl a long deep meaningful **** and been asleep for at least an hour !


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: GUEST,Magenta MacBeth
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 AM

Soak in minerral salt bath.

dry, prune, pluck and powder.

Dim lights. Close curtains.

go to the back verandah and sit quietly with cup of peppermint tea.

Return to sleeping room.

remove fluffy slippers.

sit on bed and meditate for 40 mins.

give thanks to the Universe.

hop into bed.

Imagine beautiful moments while drifting into sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:52 AM

THANK you for being honest, Don...I KNEW I wasn't the only one who drooled!..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: steve in ottawa
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:03 AM

You people have mostly substituted routines for true rituals...probably all wind up sleeping in bed rather than floating above it...but I suppose it's easier to keep the blankets on that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 08:29 PM

Wash face, brush teeth, floss, pee, get into bed (trying to remember to keep the last two in the proper order).

Feeling that it is a good thing to keep ourselves spiritually centered, we watch the local PBS affiliate (since we have cable, there are two to chose from) that runs two episodes of The Red Green Show back to back between ten and eleven. We much prefer the theology of the gentleman with the plaid shirt and suspenders to that offered on The 700 Club. Sometimes I watch and Barbara reads. Sometimes we both read. Then we change channels to Classic Arts Showcase (sorta like MTV, but with classical music, e.g. Vivaldi's The Seasons accompanied by nature films), set the timer to go off in half an hour to an hour, and compose ourselves for sleep. We might commemorate saints's days (such as Saint Kermit of All Frogs) like Diana Trent and Tom Ballard.

Drool on pillow.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 06:59 PM

I think it's her that's doing the undoing......

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 05:15 PM

Mr Bryant - make sure that you keep Avril locked up when Kendall's over. Bearing in mind his recent operation the shock could his undoing!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Avril Betts
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:22 AM

I take all my clothes off and then look under the bed just in case there's a burglar - but there never is - bother it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: GUEST,nurse ratched
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 08:15 AM

My Bedtime Ritual:

turn on electric blanket. this is a special electric blanket, designed to give small shocks every 15 mins to stimulate metabolism. Can be turned up or down to taste.

Take off leather boots, belt, uniform. Remove spectacles. Have a cold shower. Polish & scrub, dry & deodorise, receive Swedish massage from Vladimir.

Don army disposal nightie, grey flannel. Pluck chin hairs. Scrub teeth, tongue and fingernails. Put teeth in glass beside bed. Put whip under bed, with rottweiler. Sniff room for any strange odours.

Read "Lobotomies, and how to knit them", and make list of "to do" for next day.

Turn of light. Turn up blanket. Enjoy a shocking night's sleep.

Nurse R.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 07:26 AM

We will all wait for pictures and documentation, jacqui and kendall..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: kendall
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 07:25 AM

Oh my...


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: jacqui.c
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 05:50 AM

Just wait and see.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 05:01 AM

And who's going to be the one with the whip ? Don't go getting too excited Kendall - take it easy on the old ticker - after all we're all looking forward to seeing you over here.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: kendall
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 04:48 AM

Sure, but which side of the door is the lock on?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: jacqui.c
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 01:56 PM

Dave, when I see you and Linda next and collapse with uncontrolable laughter it's only because I'm thinking of your last post, OK?

I've already put the lock on the bedroom door but am assured that Kendall is housetrained. Thought about the chair and whip, but he'd probably get the wrong idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 11:25 AM

Personally, I roll onto my left side, cup Linda's left breast in my left hand and whisper tenderly into her ear "Do you fancy a quick, deeply meaningful sh*g ?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Sweetfia
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 07:38 AM

...sorry, didn't know i was supposed to have one!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 06:46 AM

jacqui c - I'm starting to feel a tad too normal - I'll look again at the thread to find ways to change my bedtime habits!

Things might change when you receive your trans-tlantic house guest soon - judging from some of the postings he's made on this thread !

;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM

Deckman Bob, I'm not planning on pulling ANYTHING, thanks very much..xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: kendall
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 03:55 PM

I'm sure she is.


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Deckman
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 10:08 AM

Kendall ... Are you sure that Ellen's not pulling YOUR leg! CHEERS, Bob


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: kendall
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 08:52 AM

Ellen, I'm looking forward to meeting you, just don't kick me. Ok?


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: freda underhill
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM

Ellen, what Kendall hasn't told you, is that while youre screwing off your leg each night, he's screwing in his ........













oh, never mind.

best wishes to you both

freda

ps hope you guys get together soon!


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 06:55 AM

I really like you people! It's more fun than I can ever remember having with a group of total strangers that I will most probably never meet.

And if I do chance to actually come face to face with any of you, I promise to keep my teeth in my mouth,and my leg, but not my head screwed on securely.

LH...when you think of me, think William Shatner and Bob Dylan's Love Child.

Kendall, so have I put you off too much not to meet? What if it's dark and I wear a fish and chips bag over my head??

Blackcatter...I love a challenge!

...xx..e


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Subject: RE: BS: Your bedtime ritual
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 12:55 AM

MUDCAT

~S~


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