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BS: The Dark Side of Hull

Bobjack 09 Jan 04 - 10:25 AM
GUEST,Shindigg 09 Jan 04 - 05:00 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 08 Jan 04 - 11:54 AM
GUEST,Ozzy 08 Jan 04 - 11:34 AM
Sweetfia 08 Jan 04 - 08:43 AM
Bassic 08 Jan 04 - 07:20 AM
Bobjack 08 Jan 04 - 06:58 AM
GUEST,50cent 08 Jan 04 - 06:11 AM
GUEST,The Vogan High Command 08 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM
Linda Kelly 08 Jan 04 - 05:16 AM
GUEST 07 Jan 04 - 12:13 PM
GUEST,Bobjack 07 Jan 04 - 07:52 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 07 Jan 04 - 01:24 AM
GUEST,Ozzy 06 Jan 04 - 05:41 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 05 Jan 04 - 11:18 AM
Beverley Barton 19 Dec 03 - 03:50 AM
Sttaw Legend 18 Dec 03 - 10:42 AM
Sttaw Legend 18 Dec 03 - 10:41 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 10:37 AM
Sttaw Legend 18 Dec 03 - 10:25 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 10:10 AM
Sttaw Legend 18 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM
Sttaw Legend 18 Dec 03 - 09:58 AM
GUEST,Ozzy 18 Dec 03 - 08:35 AM
GUEST,50cent 18 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM
Amos 18 Dec 03 - 08:13 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 06:46 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Dec 03 - 05:22 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 04:52 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM
The DeanMeister 18 Dec 03 - 04:47 AM
GUEST 18 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM
Beverley Barton 18 Dec 03 - 03:47 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 18 Dec 03 - 02:41 AM
Beverley Barton 17 Dec 03 - 10:00 AM
Sweetfia 17 Dec 03 - 08:39 AM
GUEST,50cent 16 Dec 03 - 12:04 PM
GUEST,Ozzy 16 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM
Sweetfia 16 Dec 03 - 10:47 AM
GUEST,Pat Doyle : fuhrer 16 Dec 03 - 09:13 AM
Sweetfia 16 Dec 03 - 07:16 AM
The DeanMeister 16 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM
Beverley Barton 16 Dec 03 - 05:24 AM
Sweetfia 16 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM
The DeanMeister 16 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM
Beverley Barton 16 Dec 03 - 03:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Bobjack
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 10:25 AM

Did anyone go to see shindigg last night?They kick arse in a most delightful way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Shindigg
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 05:00 AM

No it is not cack!Anyway what do you expect for five quid! Our mum made it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 11:54 AM

hrllo, i just looked at shindiggs website, its cack, just a photo of some band pepole , and i clicked loads of stuff, and nowt happened, waste of clicks, cack.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 11:34 AM

can i come? my quad bike is fixed now, could one of you dude's in guisborough put me and kelly up for a few days?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 08:43 AM

Yo Bassic are you going to Guisborough on the 14th? I think you should you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Bassic
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:20 AM

I have it on good authority that it will be worth the trip to "The Globe" on the 14th. Its just "round the corner" from Whitby.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Bobjack
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:58 AM

Check out "feb mudcat gathering" it is only about 80 miles north of you lot.Guisborough, february 14th.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:11 AM

Linda dear, you have missed the point. The Deep is NOT an Aquarium, it is a RESTAURANT. The large glass tanks are merely there to keep the seafood fresh prior to consumption.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,The Vogan High Command
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM

Earthlings,


Due to overrunning engineering works elsewhere (a crashed crane outside Clapham Junction Station), it will be neccessary to postpone construction of the Sol bypass section of the new Andromeda - Crab Nebula Hyperspace Freeway for at least 3 Vogan Weeks (which is equal to approximately 15.178925 years of your earth years). Due to our indestructable constructor fleet being badly corroded by emamations of curry vapour from your town of Hull and our electronic systems crashing because of the reception of spurious 9's (and also the fact that none of your folk clubs have offered to book me for a poetry evening) we will be leaving this area of space for the time being.

We will be back.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:16 AM

Can someone explain to me again, why on completing the wonderful journey through the Deep, exploring sea life in all its many forms, examining the aquatic environment and how we must preserve it for the future, we get to the restaurant and are presented wit te overwhelming smell of haddock and chips? Do the fish wake up each morning and do a body count?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 12:13 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Bobjack
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 07:52 AM

The flatmates and Shindigg are both playing at the Polar Bear thurs. 8/1/04.
   Check their website:- www.shindigg.co.uk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 01:24 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 05:41 AM

I don't think I can make it.Anyone want to buy a quad bike?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 11:18 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 19 Dec 03 - 03:50 AM

SPRING BANK TAVERN 7TH JAN.in what used to be 'ull.
   
   David, we will be there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:42 AM

Have you noticed we are gradually drifting into the brighter side of Hull.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:41 AM

I believe it will be 7 January 2004 - we can confirm tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:37 AM

Thank you David. I need to know about the unsavoury characters I will be mixing with tonight, YuK! Poor old jOhn from Hull went to SBT last night, only to find it empty. When does this session resume?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:25 AM

The latter my good lady, he is the chap who sometimes plays at SBT, voltkswagen caravanette and an ugly dog with a knitted multi-coloured coat and black eye.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:10 AM

Obtuse as ever eh slaphead! see you this evening at adelphi. This Karl chap, is it Merry's son? Or the chap who writes for the flatmates?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM

You can also get a good head there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 09:58 AM

The best guineas can be purchased in Ireland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 08:35 AM

i remember them! i bit the head off one once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM

Beverley is 45years old and remembers well proper english weights and measures. At Cerutti's she always pays her bill in guineas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Amos
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 08:13 AM

Clearly, she's a mathematician, then! Certainly not a European.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 06:46 AM

We do not do manual labour in Cottingham!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:22 AM

oh, thanks Beberley, are you a butcher?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM

That is seven pounds four shillings and seven pence for two pounds and three ounces sweety.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM

Anyway=I just been to the butchers [Dixons, on Chants Ave] to get some lamb chops for me dinner, I ask butcher, 2 how much are them lamb chops?,
he says " £7.23 A kilo"!
I says "how much is that in proper money"?,
he says dunno, we have to use kilos now, because of eorope law!
bloody stupif foreign money laws, this is Hull, not bloody Euro Land!

anyway, they was 4 quid for 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM

Gentlemen, how kind of you to let a lady take post no 100.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM

Ay, Paxoed!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:52 AM

Peter dear, I am preparing the red room for him as we speak. He was well and truly Paxo,d! But we will need semi - competent police for the new state of Molescroft so we are hiding him until we need him for traffic control.Have you seen the handcart jams in grovehill nowadays? Shocking!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM

Dave Westwood is some relative of mine, not sure exactly waht, i think hes my mams cousin or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:47 AM

Hey, who saw our illustrious Chief of Police make a complete tit of himself on national television last night...?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM

He will never get one, he would not pass the speellling test.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 03:47 AM

Take heart jOhn darling. I have secured you a Beverley passport, you need never trouble yourself with what's left of Hull anymore. Once we have jet washed you until you are curry free, I will take you on a guided tour of this cosmopolitan little jewel of a town.
      You will be temporarily billeted with an old ex-guitarist (he needs your rent money) in Molescroft until your new Nissen hut is erected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 18 Dec 03 - 02:41 AM

colin inglish-you are a big load of shit, you waste our tax money on stupif things, lkie that stupid modern art thing in town, i heard it cost quater of a miilon quid!
big load of shit.

pat doyle-why cant i park my Lada in Beberley then?, [you are stupid as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 10:00 AM

Ozzy is as clean as a whistle love. He is not used to the gorgeous clean fresh air that we have here in Cottingham, which simply makes the darling's head spin.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 17 Dec 03 - 08:39 AM

I think you've taken too much medication Ozzy...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 12:04 PM

Walter did it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Ozzy
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM

Where did all these bloody holes in me chest come from? Have I missed something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 10:47 AM

I think i'm missin something....(please, no sugestions as to what tho!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Pat Doyle : fuhrer
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 09:13 AM

IMPORTANT NOTICE
   The brothers (after huge amounts of overtime) have finally established The People's republic of Molescroft.All ex-Hullensians therein must obey the following rules when mingling with the locals in Beverley:-
      a)Always wear a silly hat,must be tweed!
      b)trousers WILL be brown corduroy
      c) DO NOT stick your finger in your ear when singing!!! The locals use this as a mating call!
      d)do not walk four abreast on the pavement.
      e) PAY for things in shops.Robbery is frowned upon in these parts.
      f) NO LADA'S TO BE PARKED IN THE SATURDAY MARKET.
      G) HARP LESSONS ARE COMPULSORY. the harp teacher will be a mr jOhn shuttlecock. I will furnish you with his home address shortly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:16 AM

Hehehe, you should know my humour by now Pete...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM

The Adelphi....??? SWANKY.....????????? What sort of places have you been hanging about in, S'fire? Skanky would be a more accurate description.

I do worry about the youth of today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 05:24 AM

"Swanky" and "Hull" are two words that simply do not go together my dear! I was rather hoping that councillor Doyle would have levelled Hull by now, but I understand T'brothers are on strike and will not demolish another building until they receive danger money because everywhere is simply plastered in old curry!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM

Dear Bev, have you never been to the Adelphi club before? It's rather swanky! As for dress sence, i'm sure that is what you have been told but the dress code is actually evening wear, that little black number would be perfect...

*grin*


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM

All better now, thanks Bev.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 16 Dec 03 - 03:17 AM

Don't forget darlings you can see my goodself and 50cent in person, at the Adelphi on thursday evening of this week, where we will be entertained by The Harri Watts Band.
      The dress code is "casual but poggy" apparently.


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