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BS: The Dark Side of Hull

Amos 09 Dec 03 - 03:41 PM
smallpiper 09 Dec 03 - 06:49 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM
McGrath of Harlow 09 Dec 03 - 07:52 PM
Amos 09 Dec 03 - 08:29 PM
Guy Wolff 09 Dec 03 - 09:22 PM
GUEST 09 Dec 03 - 09:34 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Dec 03 - 09:45 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Dec 03 - 09:50 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Dec 03 - 09:53 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 09 Dec 03 - 09:56 PM
GUEST,Boab 10 Dec 03 - 03:39 AM
GUEST,Boab 10 Dec 03 - 03:41 AM
smallpiper 10 Dec 03 - 04:32 AM
GUEST 10 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM
Dave Bryant 10 Dec 03 - 04:39 AM
smallpiper 10 Dec 03 - 04:55 AM
GUEST,the observer 10 Dec 03 - 05:42 AM
Dave Bryant 10 Dec 03 - 05:49 AM
Oaklet 10 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Dec 03 - 06:26 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 Dec 03 - 06:27 AM
GUEST,commentator 10 Dec 03 - 06:56 AM
GUEST,Beverley Barton 10 Dec 03 - 07:53 AM
GUEST,Colin Inglis 10 Dec 03 - 09:24 AM
GUEST,50 cent 10 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM
Amos 10 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM
Guy Wolff 10 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM
GUEST,Bob Carver 10 Dec 03 - 10:36 AM
GUEST 10 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM
McGrath of Harlow 10 Dec 03 - 02:32 PM
Guy Wolff 10 Dec 03 - 04:04 PM
GUEST 11 Dec 03 - 02:46 AM
GUEST,Beverley Barton 11 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM
GUEST,50 cent 11 Dec 03 - 05:17 AM
Oaklet 11 Dec 03 - 05:28 AM
Beverley Barton 11 Dec 03 - 05:43 AM
Beverley Barton 11 Dec 03 - 06:07 AM
GUEST,50cent 11 Dec 03 - 07:02 AM
Beverley Barton 11 Dec 03 - 08:38 AM
Sweetfia 11 Dec 03 - 09:50 AM
GUEST,MMario 11 Dec 03 - 09:55 AM
Beverley Barton 11 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM
GUEST,50cent 11 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM
Skipjack K8 11 Dec 03 - 12:42 PM
Les from Hull 11 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM
Beverley Barton 12 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM
The DeanMeister 12 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM
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Subject: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:41 PM

Obesity? Mental Illness? Binge Drinking? It's all there in the brave new world!! See http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-925131,00.html.

Be afraid....and merry Xmas!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 06:49 PM

Well I read the article and it didn't mention Hull!

As a matter of fact Hull is actually well served by the health service for young people and already has drop in clinics, is proactive in dealing with drugs, sexual health and obesity - but then again Hull is also a place that people either pass through or come to by accident. Therefore one can almost assume it is seperate from the rest of the UK and perhaps the rest of the UK (or even the rest of the world) should look and learn.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM

hull is the best place in the werld, and everywere else is rubbish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 07:52 PM

I couldn't find Hull in there either. Did Amos put in the right link?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Amos
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:29 PM

Ah, forgive me lads -- I've spent too much time in bad company and my sense of humour's gone off as a result. I referred it to Hull, although the article generalizes it to the UK, because of John's repetitive chauvinism as demonstrated above. I guess I better go back to school, eh?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:22 PM

I love Hull and my short time visiting there. Long may you all sing and make great MUSIC !!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:34 PM

My gawd...given joHn's education....and the plight of the projects....and the waiting lilst on the dole....and a stinkin dead horse they all worship....Hull could be a good working definition of Hell.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:45 PM

guest-i am ignoring you, you are stupif , that is why.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:50 PM

ps guest-you dont no nothing about hull, and i bet you never beeb here, ecerybody knoews that hull is best place in uk, maybe in the world for flok music, and you dont no nothing, andf , i bet you not ever even been herem, so just get lost then.john
ps=and i mnean it, just get lost, and i;n not joking now.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:53 PM

you spilled list wrong as well, stupif!

ps, i;m still ignoring you, you are stupig thats why, you vant even spieddl your namne, stupif.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:56 PM

anyway=this thing, is not even nothing to do with hull, so you think every bad thing in england is to do with hull/.hats your faults
there is a word, for that, but i fogot waht it is.john


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 03:39 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 03:41 AM

As can be noted, jOhn tends to leave me speechless..is it a co-incidence that he spells "Iraq" correctly?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:32 AM

Amos your sense of humour has not suffed through being in bad company, and the joke was not lost on us all. But since a lot of the UK take Hull as a joke I thought perhaps it prudent to show that actually the joke works the other way too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM

at 3.17mudcat time JoHn from Hull rote -!, hull has the highest car crime rate in europe, highest teenage pregnancy in the UK, worst exam results in the country, but we know our folk songs!.
So it seems Amos has convinced him.- DT


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:39 AM

All things are relative and I don't want to cause any hessle - but is there a light side of Hull then ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: smallpiper
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:55 AM

Yes but some bugger pinched the bulb!

And yes guest that was true once but is no longer the case, like I said Hull has been very proactive in tackling these issues and others could learn a lot from our example.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,the observer
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:42 AM

is there any truth is in the following line from a well known song then?

'from hell, hull & halifax, good lord deliver me'


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 05:49 AM

Why do you think they built the Humber Bridge - it was a humanitarian project !


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Oaklet
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM

And don't forget the big deep fis museum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:26 AM

big fis deep see museum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:27 AM

cluck here =www.thedeep.co.uk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,commentator
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:56 AM

GUEST says "but we know our folk songs". With the track record such as you describe for Hull it would appear you have much to sing about.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Beverley Barton
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:53 AM

The number of Hull threads that are appearing is disproportionate to the town's size. "the Deep" is impressive, but you cannot eat any of the fish in the tanks. Shame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Colin Inglis
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:24 AM

As "chair" of the controlling Labour group of Hull City Council, I can confirm that it is our intention to waste all your council tax on loony left wing projects.
    So, would all the inmates of Hull please form an orderly queue and evacuate the town asap.
    Beverley looks like a nice new town for us to colonise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50 cent
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM

But I've suffered for my art! Oh,sorry, wrong thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Amos
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM

John:

The cafe at the Deep is looking for on-call help at 44p/hr.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM

Great people, great music, great bridge, Heck, gave the world the Watersons (is that correct? ) What more could anyone ask for ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Bob Carver
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:36 AM

jOhn, if you take the cafe job could you get me the resaurant franchise? There's a deep fried endangered species in it for you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM

John, Nobody spells that badly..it seems deliberate just to anoy..why is that ? Also, you are a tad rude, but Hull is nice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 02:32 PM

Anyone who gets annoyed at jOhn's spelling is in deep trouble.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Guy Wolff
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 04:04 PM

John taught me to spell and Im proud of it . Oh someone just put the light bulb back. gosh the towns beautiful !!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 02:46 AM

well I've lived in 'ull and 'alifax next stop .....
as for whether it is a good or bad place those that live there are blinkered to the fact that there is anywhere else and those that escape are thankful that it was there as it shows haow wonderful the rest of the world is - even Rawtonstall has a higher class of criminal - the police there send criminals Xmas cards!

I thought this was going to be a thread about Daft Ada who used to live on Westcott Street - last I'd heard she'd moved to the Park Ave on the West side ( for those who dont know, for us East Hullensians that really is the dark side!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM

Whatever the failings of this miserable little town may be, I have heard that a world class restaurant has recently been opened there called "The Deep". Have any of you sampled it yet? How does it compare with Cerutti's?
         I am prepared to leave the safety of Cottingham and dine there, but only if the chef is first class.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50 cent
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:17 AM

Beverley,
       The chef in both establishment's is the same chap.Although for some strange reason, know only to himself, when he is cooking at The Deep he refers to himself as "the Curator"
       Nevertheless, I can confirm to you that the seafood at The Deep is simply divine! Like all good restaurants you can choose your own fish from several large glass cabinets, and have it cooked right there at your table.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Oaklet
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:28 AM

The Whelks are local, though from across the water. Please excuse any finger-marks around the tentacles.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 05:43 AM

Why thank you for that 50cent. You may be a dangerously half witted rapper, but in the matter of well prepared seafood I demure to your opinion every time.
                      Love
                      Bev.

ps: please tell me that your current tour does not come anywhere near Cottingham!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 06:07 AM

Goodness! Do people actually still forage for whelks? Then EAT them? You poor dears! Times must be hard on the south bank of the river. My husband and I would send food parcels to you all but we never know which Public House to send them to.
          Be a dear and send a proper forwarding address to us.
                      Love
                      Bev.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 07:02 AM

Rest easy Bev. Me and the hood come nowhere near your patch, the shopping is rubbish!! We rapping in Glasgow, Manchester, London and our last gig is at The Marlborough Club in some place called Kingston Upon Hull. Ever heard of it? Boy we gonna rip that place up!we just got new uzi's and a whole heap of PCP.
       May take a late supper at Cerutti's, see you there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 08:38 AM

Why thank you 50c. Turtle and Monkfish fondue, at shall we say nine - ish?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:50 AM

Leave Hull alone! Slag off ya own town!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:55 AM

Whelks with tentacles?

Whelks shouldn't have tentacles.

Honest.

WHERE did you say they came from?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM

The tentacles are an unfortunate side effect of decades of inbreeding dear Mario. Somehow, most of the "humans" in that area also have them. I shudder to think how they developed them.
         No matter, according to a much early post, that nice Mr Colin Inglis is going to transport them all to Beverley.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: GUEST,50cent
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM

Yo mothers! Duncan's gun shop dont sell 9mm ammo! what we gonna do in this town now till Cerruti's opens?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 12:42 PM

Damn fine caff, Cherooty's. Had a very expensive row in there with Mrs S which resulted in two different bottles of plonk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Les from Hull
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM

Hull's really dark now. But the sun cums out termorrer!

Well it has done so far...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM

Lesley, I suggest you do not sit so close to jOhn. It is affecting your spelling.If I heard you correctly last night you work for the Council do you not? If so, could you have a word with that nice Mr Inglis and see when he proposes to shoo off those naughty Hull people?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM

Please don't all come to Beverley....??!

Also, am I the only person here who doesn't know who the mysterious Mrs Barton is?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 05:13 AM

Peter darling, how lovely to hear from you. 50cent sends you a peck on the cheek too. The poor love is currently incarcerated having emptied his uzi into Cerutti's ceiling last night. He simply cannot abide cold sea Bass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 06:13 AM

Beverley Barton and 50cent? I'm still lost. Where's the bar?


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