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BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters

s6k 26 Nov 03 - 03:06 PM
muppett 26 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM
sweetfire 26 Nov 03 - 07:56 AM
GUEST,Paws for Thought 26 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM
Beverley Barton 26 Nov 03 - 03:57 AM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 25 Nov 03 - 10:14 PM
harpmaker 25 Nov 03 - 08:20 PM
smallpiper 25 Nov 03 - 09:52 AM
muppett 25 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM
muppett 25 Nov 03 - 08:25 AM
GUEST,Sttaw Legend 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM
Beverley Barton 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM
sweetfire 25 Nov 03 - 04:40 AM
muppett 25 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 03:06 PM

I would like to invent the internet please..


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM

RIGHT SEEING AS HOW NO ONE'S OUT THERE I'M GOING HOME BYE, OH BEFORE I GO HAVE A LOOK IN THE MUSIC THREAD & SEE IF YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE ALTERNATIVE FILM SEQUELS THREAD, BYE BYE.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 07:56 AM

oooo, can i get one of those???


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Paws for Thought
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM

Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving
properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an
electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man
for the car to deter would-be thieves.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 26 Nov 03 - 03:57 AM

harpy,
    you are well out of date!! i recently bought an orange patriot 7. discs, 135mm travel, 27 speed xt. price? slightly over two grand! about the same as your computer!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 10:14 PM

Heloo Harpmaker, waht regiment was you in, in the army?
I was in The Second Battalion of the Prince of Wales Own Regiment of Yorkdhire,
I never got chance to shoot anyone though, as there was no wars on at that time, so i left.
then i started killing turkeys.john
but that was a bit later, i had to do a few other jobs before i found that one.john


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:20 PM

XMAS is comming, I would love a mountain bike for xmas, as i used to do mountain bikin' in the army. I remember my gun, an old SC60. Probaley scrapped by now. It was replaced with a (TOP OF THE RANGE)P45. Teds old fart machine looks like a good piece of kit, but it does'nt even have 'DISC BRAKES', standard kit. Even on a'RALEIGH SHOPPER, nowerdays.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 09:52 AM

silly people the answer is exams!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM

OOps I fell for that, didn't I, oh well so what, if you can't have a laugh.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 08:25 AM

Testicals?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM

dump this thread.keep to the other one, 400 isn't far away now


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:40 AM

Dad , where areya? get back here now!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett
Date: 25 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM

Phew we almost slipped out view, come wake up out there frame thee sens.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM

Ha HA, well done john!!!! Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 24 Nov 03 - 03:42 AM

harpy,
    you knob. you just wanted post 150! and you got it, and yes , my computer is bigger than yours


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 09:02 PM

so i recon if i spray WD40 on the E,R,D keys, it will result in freeing the keys and typing el terd without sticking. -el terd instead of -el terd. should i try it?????? does anybody else have trouble with the E,R keys sticking, resulting in not being able to type el ted.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM

latter----the E,R,D keys are sticking on the keyboard


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:42 PM

anyway, you know who i mean, him with nail varnish on


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:35 PM

it seems i have a problem with my computer.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:32 PM

testing testing, el terd, testing 123.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:29 PM

el terd?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:28 PM

el terd


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:27 PM

correction, (oh dear) spelling mistake of mucat member, should have wrote - el terd.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:22 PM

but he has got broadband, all the same.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:20 PM

correction; "as he's got a van" NOT "as he's got broadband"


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 06:16 PM

cowfish will be singing in the odies tonight. if anybody wants a lift from hull, pm el terd as he's got broadband. johntheharp


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM

Well done Sweet, and well said, and yes im shocked at the length of that post, i had to get myself comfy in my chair and get a drink before i started reading it, lol.

Very well said indeed clap clap clap!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM

Ok, this is gettin ridiculous. This a thread, not some sort of battle ground. Now can we all please just get a grip!
This is a BS Thread so to expect anything sort of down to earth/serious stuff then your already kiddin ya slf. But we should still keep it pleasant to read...yes, yes i know what some my earlier posts have been like!   
TC, obviously there is no one to stop you posting whatever you want, but your endless correcting and your endless wittering is gettin tiresome. C'mon, im sure there is something you could say that won't come across as gettin at us? And if there isn't, then why say anything at all? Oh hell, why don't we just start over TC? Of course if you have no intentions in makin some sort of truce then fair dues....

Wow, i think that has been my longest post ever!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hrothgar
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 07:22 PM

Somebody around here is establishing a considerable credibility gap.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:51 AM

I don't really think that Thornton would write the word "have'nt".


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM

In fact, I've just made a total arse of myself again have'nt I?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM

Rogue, of course. Very sloppy of me.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM

Sweetfire, the rouge and careless capital letter at the start of the second word should by now, indicate to you the authorship of one of your serial co-correspondents.

I am happy to point this out, and to politely request that your co-correspondents shield you from personal ridicule by explaining to you (away from here) exactly how many of the posts attributed to me to which you have responded, have actually been written by those known personally to you.

Many thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM

I still don't like you though


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM

I Think some of my posts to you people have been a little unkind, so I would like to take this moment to apologise for being a dick!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 12:00 PM

mollusc mauler,
               are you quietly confident that you have correctly identified the anus we know as "trumpton crisp" then?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Paws for thought
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"   "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your f*****g cat."


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM

Thta would explain a ew things then Sp...


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:47 AM

Its that Oaklet fellow - his prosac hasn't kicked in yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM

correct john, i can't do it! this trumpton crisp fellow is all over the threads this morning isn't he? bit like a virus really.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,For information ONLY
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM

Thornton Curtis was known as Torentune in 1086 at the time of the Doomsday Book. Cameron states that the origin of Curtis within the village's name is unknown but that the Thornton section means 'the farmstead or village where thorn trees grow'.

The village of Thornton Curtis lies five miles south east of Barton and four miles south of New Holland. Just east of the village lie the ruins of the Abbey of St Mary, known as Thornton Abbey. Founded in 1139 by William le Gros, the Earl of Yorkshire, and raised to the status of Abbey in 1148 it was a house for Augustinian or black canons. These priests lived a communal life under the Rule of St Augustine but also undertook pastoral duties outside of the Abbey. Officers within the Abbey besides the abbot and prior included a cellarer, bursar, chamberlain, sacrist, kitchener


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM

not if they are sensible (he he he)and by a dead duck do you really mean "no john I can't do that yet"?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM

htlm is a dead duck! haven't a clue! talking of bad form, isn't it naughty to post 3 times in a row?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:07 AM

elus tedisimarus how's your html getting on? I know you can do red but can yu do this yet?


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM

And you lot .... it is considered bad form to post one word posts to a thread just to get the numbers up.


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM

Ace I always wanted to play my pipes with a rock band! (I'm just a head banger at heart)


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 20 Nov 03 - 03:26 AM

true lobster man,
                have you bumped into people like hoven droven and hedningarna? i think both bands are dutch, they use trad. acoustic instruments, then all of a sudden a les paul will appear!


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM

Oh eye elus tedisimus there is a certain degree of (as you put it) squid squeezing involved. However, I thought that the fusion of tradional music and modern dance rythmes, coupled with the sophisticated use of modern electronic musical instruments may appeal to those youngsters that you and your offspring have attracted to this and similar threads.

Yours
el yobo


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Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k
Date: 19 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM

Its 8 o clock! Time for mike harding on radio 2 !


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