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BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003

Stilly River Sage 08 Oct 03 - 09:25 PM
GUEST,Tig's SS 08 Oct 03 - 09:57 PM
GUEST,Harpgirl's Secret Claws 08 Oct 03 - 10:00 PM
GUEST,Burke's SS 08 Oct 03 - 10:07 PM
GUEST,Barb'ry. . . it's you (don't) know who. . . 08 Oct 03 - 11:41 PM
GUEST,The Mensch's claus! 09 Oct 03 - 12:02 AM
artbrooks 09 Oct 03 - 12:06 AM
GUEST,Rapaire's SS 09 Oct 03 - 06:40 AM
GUEST,Secret Santa Secretary 09 Oct 03 - 07:51 AM
GUEST,for Doc Martin, from claus 09 Oct 03 - 08:00 AM
GUEST,Sian's Wale of a Secret Santa!!!! 09 Oct 03 - 08:50 AM
GUEST,NicoleC's SS 09 Oct 03 - 10:14 AM
GUEST,the hairy little git's SS 09 Oct 03 - 10:28 AM
GUEST,Jimmyt's Sandy Claws 09 Oct 03 - 10:33 AM
GUEST,Trevor's Sandy Claws 09 Oct 03 - 12:21 PM
GUEST,post spockian deconstruction 09 Oct 03 - 01:00 PM
GUEST,Pseudolus' Sanity Clause 09 Oct 03 - 01:06 PM
GUEST,Amos' Cap'n Santee 09 Oct 03 - 03:59 PM
Clinton Hammond 09 Oct 03 - 04:21 PM
sian, west wales 09 Oct 03 - 04:36 PM
Trevor 09 Oct 03 - 04:52 PM
GUEST,Chanty'ssanty 09 Oct 03 - 04:57 PM
Burke 09 Oct 03 - 07:17 PM
GUEST,The Fairy Santer of La Rocka Chicka 09 Oct 03 - 08:10 PM
GUEST 09 Oct 03 - 08:51 PM
GUEST,karenk's SS 09 Oct 03 - 09:04 PM
GUEST,Katlaughing's Laughing Santa-Ho-HO 09 Oct 03 - 10:07 PM
Amos 09 Oct 03 - 10:13 PM
GUEST,Alba's Anonymous Aelf 09 Oct 03 - 10:17 PM
sian, west wales 10 Oct 03 - 04:36 AM
GUEST,Sandra from Sydneys SS 10 Oct 03 - 04:54 AM
GUEST,Burke's Secret 10 Oct 03 - 07:52 AM
GUEST,Bat Goddess SS 10 Oct 03 - 08:33 AM
Alba 10 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM
katlaughing 10 Oct 03 - 10:16 AM
GUEST 10 Oct 03 - 10:20 AM
GUEST,Trevor's Sandy Claws 10 Oct 03 - 11:06 AM
sian, west wales 10 Oct 03 - 11:14 AM
GUEST,Kim C no cookie 10 Oct 03 - 01:40 PM
GUEST 10 Oct 03 - 01:44 PM
GUEST,vectis' santus arcanus 10 Oct 03 - 06:16 PM
Trevor 10 Oct 03 - 06:28 PM
GUEST,The Fairy Santer of La Rocka Chicka 10 Oct 03 - 06:53 PM
GUEST,Lizabee's SS 10 Oct 03 - 07:15 PM
GUEST,TSSOMOK (The Secret Santa of Mary of Kentuck 11 Oct 03 - 12:50 AM
GUEST,SS of karenk 11 Oct 03 - 07:42 AM
Amos 11 Oct 03 - 08:34 AM
sian, west wales 11 Oct 03 - 08:57 AM
GUEST,De Christmas leprachaun of Sorcha 11 Oct 03 - 10:27 AM
Amos 11 Oct 03 - 11:12 AM
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Subject: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 09:25 PM

Okay, here's space for some silly stuff. If you want to see what people said last year here is that thread. And the straight hints for 2003 are here.

SRS

Just a reminder, to post as a Secret Santa, use the Quick Links drop-down menu and log out; then come back in to post, then log back in to reset your cookie. - joe clone -


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Tig's SS
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 09:57 PM

Tig, oh Tig, where are you? Post your hints soon, for your SS has far to fly!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Harpgirl's Secret Claws
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 10:00 PM

he, he, he...got you in my clutches now, Harpy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Burke's SS
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 10:07 PM

Dear Burke,

I've spoken with your friend Hare. If you don't post any hints, you both will be "on the ropes" for Christmas.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Barb'ry. . . it's you (don't) know who. . .
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 11:41 PM

I found your town on a map. The whole world's a village these days! The reincritters say they know the place. We aim to please!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,The Mensch's claus!
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 12:02 AM

There once was a mensch from Old Philly
He wrote songs, oh so sharp and so silly
With his pedigree sound, the 'cat he hung round
He kibitzed! he brissed! He was mitzvahed!

His scholarly tomes, guided mothers in homes   
He warned against germs and rope blisters!

Then he took up the uke
To forget small kids' puke
And we lost him
To mishegoss, sisters!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: artbrooks
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 12:06 AM

And when you had your bris, they threw away the wrong piece!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Rapaire's SS
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:40 AM

Happy Anniversary!


*Note to self - get the wall calendar fixed. It must be 3 days late. Just can't get good help these days; even the elves are demanding more pay.*


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Secret Santa Secretary
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:51 AM

Well I have done my work and can sit back with my paws up!!

Have fun and enjoy!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,for Doc Martin, from claus
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 08:00 AM

I wish I had ten thousand dollars
Or a lei of fragrant flowers
I'd give my santee what he wants
instead I plague these hippy haunts!
someone stole his ole guitar
this sparkling jewel's (s)pacific star
now he pines the nights away
with only uke on which to play!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Sian's Wale of a Secret Santa!!!!
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 08:50 AM

Well Sian, I have your list, checked it twice, and there's nothing on there I want to buy!!! Just kidding!!!! I'll get the elves cracking on this so we'll be getting something in the elf mail soon!!!!


Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,NicoleC's SS
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:14 AM

Beer? I don't think so. If you are using the recipes in that cookbook, you need a home cholesterol kit and quick.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,the hairy little git's SS
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:28 AM

har! Not only do you have to guess who I am, you have to guess who you are! HAR!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Jimmyt's Sandy Claws
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:33 AM

Tho' far away you roam, jimmyt, jimmyt,
Your Santa writes this pome, jimmyt;
If hints you do not give me,
I'll know not what to buy thee;
You might regret this, Santee.
Send your wish-list, jimmyt!

("On Gnasher, on Molar, on Colgate and Dental;
On Pepsodent, Spitsink, Abscess and Enamel!")

sandy claws


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Trevor's Sandy Claws
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 12:21 PM

Greetings Trevor...

I see from reading your hints that you like landscape pictures of Africa. You also say that you would like to have a little something that represents where I live. I don't live in Africa, but I do have some lovely landscapes on my planet. Perhaps you would like some photos of these as well? Photography is one of my hobbies, in my copious spare time.

And have you not yet seen Chocolat? My, my. Will VHS tapes from my planet play on the machines in your country?

Do you like chocolate candies?

Love,

Sandy Claws


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,post spockian deconstruction
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 01:00 PM

These little poems are so much fun!
I hope they don't annoy or bore ya'
Although I pen them on the run.
They represent GIFT NUMBER ONE!
Of eight, like candles lighted for ya'
On mother's precious bright menoryah! [sic]
Gifts two and three will guard your pinkies
From hot pots, trays, or messy twinkies!
So watch the mail for greens and blues
your santee loves ya, me's to yous!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Pseudolus' Sanity Clause
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 01:06 PM

Just got your name, ol' pal. Your on the list; check once, check twice (that's how you get twins, right?) and all that merry-making stuff. "HO" to the third, baby.
Sanity Clause


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Amos' Cap'n Santee
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 03:59 PM

Well lad I've sailed the seven seas trying to find one of them there polished wood voice boxes with the brass handles (yes Santee can do that that quickly!) and it's surprising what you pick up hanging around on the dockside waiting for a passage! Made a lot of friends as I went back and forth across the equator but still no box. Fear not Cap'n Santee will not fail ye!
SC


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 04:21 PM

You folks are goofy!

LOL


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: sian, west wales
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 04:36 PM

I got me a Santa! And a Wale of a one too.

ooooooo - I'm all overcome!

I luv surprises, oh Red and Hairy One, and am at your Mercy!

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Trevor
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 04:52 PM

Weyhey! Igottasanta! Chocolate 'CANDIES' eh? A foreign language 'cos I call'em sweeties. Gosh Sandy, I'm almost weeing myself with excitement - I'll get the chimney greased right now (if you'll pardon the expression). Sherry and mince pies OK for you and Rudi?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Chanty'ssanty
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 04:57 PM

Chanteyranger, I don't seem to have received your note. You know, the one that gives me and the elves a clue as to what you want for Christmas (the organisation cannot, however, guarantee an exact match with clients' requests and reserves the right to alter things and use it's judgement, without reference, prejudice or anything else for that matter). So be a good Chantey and stick it up the chimbley right now. Thank you and good day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Burke
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:17 PM

Santa, I was going to do my hints today & have run out of time. I'll try to do it tomorrow. If you can't wait, check last year's & the year before. I don't really remember what I said, but not much has changed since last year.

Burke


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,The Fairy Santer of La Rocka Chicka
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 08:10 PM

Dearest Rockest Chickest:

How can I ever make you happy?

You must post your preferences in a Hint!!

Otherwise --- asparagus flavored underwear for you!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 08:51 PM

Oh, Sussexe Carole! This is gonna be soooo easy.....watch out, lady!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,karenk's SS
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:04 PM

Dear karen k, Asparagus flavoured underwear! Oh what a great idea. Would you like that too? Maybe just a hint about the size. Green ok? Still time for you to drop a few other hints. I could afford accessories - maybe licorice socks?
                     SS Helen Highwater (not my real name - Ha Ha )


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Katlaughing's Laughing Santa-Ho-HO
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:07 PM

Oy my little laughing girl, I see you when your sleeping, I know when your awake, you little witchy, dulcimer playing, reading, jewlery making, dandelion lover,Gargoyle temptress woman. I'll be keeping my eyes on you to see if your going to be naughty or nice. :o)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Amos
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:13 PM

Oh NO!! Who'd have ever believed the Garg would show up and make the draw as kat's secret benefactor??   Too true to believe!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Alba's Anonymous Aelf
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:17 PM

Alba, luv...did yer reely mean to block out part of yer hints? Or dun't yer have a gender?


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: sian, west wales
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 04:36 AM

KarenK's SS - I actually have a pattern for licorice socks. Another 'too true to believe'.

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Sandra from Sydneys SS
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 04:54 AM

How about a hint or 2 then??? vegimite/Marmite ? kangaroo tale soup? a Tolpuddle Martyr or 2? a clue or 2 would benefit us both. Your SS is fizzung with ideas, not all of them Good!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Burke's Secret
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 07:52 AM

WHAT!? Now you want me to work?? (Switch to whine mode)

I have to do aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll the wooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkk around heeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee all the time. Why can't someone eeeeeelllllllllllllsssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee do it? Why meeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

(Whine mode off)

There. A good whine for Christmas.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 08:33 AM

I think I've got it right, anything orange, particularly carnations and definitely no squid?

only joking

bgss


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Alba
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM

Oh no my dear anonymous Aelf!!!
.....Im a Girlie...ok a slightly older Girlie but still.......a Girlie:>)
Oh Joy, I have an Aelf...Yipee!
JD


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 10:16 AM

Methinks me Santa has been around the Mudcat block a time or two, OR, has done their homework! **bg**

kattryingreallyhardtobegood!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 10:20 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Trevor's Sandy Claws
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 11:06 AM

Greetings Trevor...

Sweeties, dainties... here on my planet we call them candies, but you know what they say about a rose by any other name. There is a particular confection that my part of the planet is famous for, with chocolate and nuts. You aren't allergic to nuts, are you?

Sherry and mince pies sounds divine, although I allow you'll have to watch me on the sherry. I am so fond of it that I have been known to lose track of how much I imbibe. Not hard to do with a nectar that tastes like raisins melted in caramel. And you won't have to grease the chimney much for me - I'm rather slight of build.

Cheers----

Sandy Claws

ps to Sian - I have seen the licorice socks! It sounds like a fun little project to decorate packages with.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: sian, west wales
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 11:14 AM

Hmmm. Hadn't thought about the licorice socks as decorations! Trust Sandy Claws to think of that!

Note to MY Santa: you haven't named your delight. i.e. what snack do you want left out on Christmas Eve. I can make the trip VERY worthwhile ...

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 01:40 PM

I wonder if my Santa would like a belly dance...


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 01:44 PM

probably. if not - there are others who would.


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,vectis' santus arcanus
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 06:16 PM

O'vectis squeezes
pushes the buttons
and tunes wheeze from it..

O'vectis lay it away
And tell us, please,
What would be the wight pressie?!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Trevor
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 06:28 PM

Sandy - me toes is curling! Chocolate and nuts eh? Mmmm. No allergies, although I do have one weakness that I wouldn't want to go into here for fear it may be used against me.

Sian, stop being such a tart!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,The Fairy Santer of La Rocka Chicka
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 06:53 PM

Oh lovesome and lithesome Rock Chick,
Your wishes for Christmas won't stick!
Though you haven't been bad,
It is terribly sad,
That you won't do the Santa Hint Shtick!

So what's a poor Santa to do?
In deciding on presents for you?
A bustle? A Candle?
Or a brick with a handle?
I'd do better with guidance, it's true!

So don't flit about like a fairy
(Or a fur-bearing beast called a Rary)
Just sharpen your thumbs
And write down what comes
In response to the damn questionairrie!!

Otherwise -- copralite from deepest Africa!!!!

FSLRC


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,Lizabee's SS
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 07:15 PM

Lizabee, Where are you??? I'll probably ignore your hints, but I still want them. :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,TSSOMOK (The Secret Santa of Mary of Kentuck
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 12:50 AM

Hello there, Mary. I've been investigating some of your posts to see what sort of pressies you would like, and to find out if you have been good this year. There is plenty of coal available here if you haven't been good. There would be no point in sending coal here.

Logical arguments, eh? I'll have to see if I can rustle anything up. Quilting, hmmm? I wonder what else I can find out.

TSSOMOK


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,SS of karenk
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 07:42 AM

Well sian I'll have six more pairs of licorice sox please. I'm wrapping up the silent karen's present now. She isn't listening so I can tell you all that I found the best present - to go with the sox --

"ABBA and The Tijuanna Brass present Sea Songs of Tannu Tuva"

Quite a rare find. Here I go! Out the door to the post office!! Ho Ho! karen thought I didn't know how to please you! Well Off I go!!
                        Marrian Bright (not my real name either Ha!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 08:34 AM

"Those who marry quick are Marrian Bright", as the old saying goes....


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: sian, west wales
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 08:57 AM

SS Karenk - that'll teach her! You have a turrible streak in you, don't you?

Trevor - a girl has to have her hobbies! (You do realize I'm talking 'cookie baking' here?)

sian


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: GUEST,De Christmas leprachaun of Sorcha
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 10:27 AM

Heloo Heloo Heloo .... and would you be wanting someting oirish by any chance now??? Well then you'll have to be very good ....so you will...

off to polish the shamrocks

heh heh heh.... top of the afternoon


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Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 11:12 AM

Hey!! Who am I supposed to be teasing here, anyway?

A


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