mudcat.org: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
Lyrics & Knowledge Personal Pages Record Shop Auction Links Radio & Media Kids Membership Help
The Mudcat Cafeawe

Post to this Thread - Printer Friendly - Home
Page: [1] [2] [3]


Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)

GUEST,Ruby 11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM
GUEST,Forrest Devol 15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM
GUEST,joe mark anthony mello 15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM
GUEST,Max Bates 15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM
GUEST,Lacy Capes 15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM
Joe Offer 15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM
GUEST,billy 21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM
Bill D 29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM
GUEST 01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM
and e 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM
GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM
GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM
Azizi 04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM
Azizi 04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM
Azizi 04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM
GUEST,rylane 14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM
GUEST 23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM
GUEST,The Chosen One 20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM
GUEST,betty b 29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM
GUEST,LoLoL 05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM
GUEST,angelzroxz 06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM
GUEST,GUEST 25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM
GUEST 05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM
GUEST,Becky 07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM
GUEST,seth in Olympia 08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM
GUEST,seth in Olympia 08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM
GUEST 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM
GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx 01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM
GUEST,me 11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM
GUEST 13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM
GUEST,Lalala girl 19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM
LadyJean 20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM
GUEST,qesi. 20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM
GUEST,Kallie 22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM
GUEST,maddy 26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM
GUEST,PKIF 29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM
GUEST,Lerapa la kasi 30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM
GUEST,Cuillin 27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM
GUEST,awesome_one 27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM
GUEST,Asher$ 27 May 10 - 02:36 PM
GUEST 07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM
GUEST,Shana 07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM
GUEST,me 12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM
Bill D 12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM
GUEST,annonnommouus 12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM
GUEST,just me 04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM
GUEST 18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM
GUEST,ninja 03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM
GUEST 15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM
GUEST 08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM
Share Thread
more
Lyrics & Knowledge Search [Advanced]
DT  Forum
Sort (Forum) by:relevance date
DT Lyrics:






Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Ruby
Date: 11 Aug 09 - 02:27 AM

i love you
you love me
lets gay up on bar-na-ey
with a shot gun
bang bang
barneys on the floor
no moor stupid dinisaw


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Forrest Devol
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:46 AM

god damn these suck ass. you give me hiv you sonomabitch, and i will rape your children. ima beat your ass you goddamn purple hermaphrodite or my name isnt forrest Yancy Devol. i gots one for you sons of bitches...

I Love You
You Love Me
Forrest Just Raped Bar-ney
With A Slap
And A Yelp
And A Sore Ass Hole
Forrests' Pecker Barney Will Blow!!!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,joe mark anthony mello
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 03:53 AM

I don't know what the hell is wrong with you guys man, I love barney y'all need to grow up man, I'm gonna show you how I feel about barney man


I love him
he loves me
barney took my virginity
with a wince and yelp
i took his purple cock
now i'm in love with Bar-ney


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Max Bates
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:05 AM

I Hate Forrest
Forrest Loves Me
Lets Give Forrest Herpes
With My Foot Up His Ass
And My 9 To His Head
Max Just Made Forrests' Register Turn Red

Fuck You Forrest! You Gave Me HIV you gray haired, moustached, medium rare steak eatin, panty wearing Fagot ass bitch?!?!?!?!

ITS OVER!!! YOURE DEAD AND YOURE FIRED!!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lacy Capes
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:11 AM

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney ate my Roast Beef
With a side of curly fries
and a fresh Cream Pie
Barney Made Me fuckin Cry

I have a pussy that looks like Arbys Roast Beef and Barney ate it then came in my pussy and made me cry cuz he got me pregnant. at least barney had a big dick and not a little pinky pecker like Joe Mello. god it was soo small!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 15 Aug 09 - 04:14 AM

If I were Barney, I'd be afraid.
I'd be very afraid...


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,billy
Date: 21 Aug 09 - 08:41 AM

I love barney he's a great big fag like me, I way about 300 lbs like him, me and barney are soul mates


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Aug 09 - 11:43 PM

So...what IS folk, anyway?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 09 - 06:09 PM

OMG! Leave Barney alone! >:(

You abuse him too much.

Oh, by the way ... he's my mate.

>:) A very good one ... unlike yous!


- Loopeehhh,


P.S. Nice songs x]

Bye?! xx


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: and e
Date: 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM

The earliest I have found for a variant of this rhyme is 1964

Ten vital Jewish issues‎ - Page 155
by William Berkowitz - History - 1964 - 268 pages

The variant is "I love you, you love me, we are all one happy family."   There is no indication that this is sung.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Sep 09 - 01:07 PM

The rhyme "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family" is documented as being sung in Mel Torme's 1974 biographical book _The Other Side of the Rainbow_. See here:

        
The Other Side of the Rainbow: With Judy Garland on the Dawn Patrol‎ - Page 148
by Mel Tormé - Music - 1974 - 241 pages
She was entranced by the theme song, "I love you, you love me, we're a happy
family ..." Every once in a while Jessi would sing along: ". . . owe you . ...


No tune is indicated. Date of the song being sung is not decernable from the snippet.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM

The Mel Torme book discusses the Judy Garland show which aired 1963 to 1964.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:29 AM

Thank you, and e - 02 Sep 09 - 07:55 AM, GUEST 03 Sep 09 - 01:07, and GUEST 04 Sep 09 - 07:35 AM for your comments.

The information that you posted is interesting from a folkloric standpoint.   

It's probably unlikely that there can be an unmoderated online folkloric discussion about Barney and his "I Love You" song without people posting bawdy parodies of that song.

**

For the record (no pun intended), Barney's "I Love You" song uses the "This Old Man" (Knick-Knack Paddywhack) tune.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 09:38 AM

Here's some information about "Barney & His Friends" for those who may not be familiar with this television show/character:


"Barney is a big purple Tyrannosaurus Rex with human-like qualities and abilities whom preschoolers love and some parents tend to merely tolerate. Barney promotes learning through his completely optimistic attitude and loving nature, cavorting about singing children's songs on a U. S. children's show, Barney & Friends. Children find Barney lovable, friendly and accepting. He made his television debut on PBS in 1992 in the children's television show titled "Barney & Friends". The character is tremendously popular among preschool children, entertaining with song and lessons in kindness. Originally airing in 1987, the Barney and Friends television show was aimed directly at the pre-school audience...

Barney's best-known song is the much-spoofed sing along "I Love You, You Love Me," which epitomizes the show's simple, gentle approach."

http://wikiparenting.parentsconnect.com/wiki/Barney_And_Friends

**
Here's a link to a YouTube video of Barney singing "I Love You":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo

**

Here's an excerpt of the spoken introduction that Barney gave before sining that "I Love You" song:

"Big or little, you're all wonderful just the way you are."


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Azizi
Date: 04 Sep 09 - 10:26 AM

Why do people hate Barney so much?

Since the "Barney & Friends: show focuses on pre-school age children, one reason that older children could have for rejecting Barney is to demonstrate that they are older and therefore are far beyond such childish programming.

But the viewer comments for YouTube videos such as this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZZivl5iKCo as well as the parodies of Barney's "I Love You" song on this discussion thread document that there's much more going on here than older children proving that they have outgrown Barney.

I admit that I actually read all of the 2,170 comments to date for that "I Love You" video.

What I find most troubling to me was that so many people who loved to hate Barney indicated that he is gay and/or that he is a pedophile. Unfortunately, it appears that a number of people making those assertions inaccurately still connect being homosexual with being a pedophile. In my opinion, these aseertions about Barney the dinosaur being gay and Barney the dinosaur being a pedophile being coupled with the "Let's kill Barney" meme can have very dangerous consequences. This is particularly worrisome in light of the increases in physical attacks on homosexuals and lesbians worldwide that have been reported for decades.

I'm not sure what if anything can be done about these Barney parodies and what if anything can be done about the venom directed towards Barney the purple dinosuar. Actually, I don't give a fig about the Barney character. My concern is directed to those who haters of Barney the dinosour might target in the real world.

For what it's worth, I strongly believe that people should be more aware of the possible implications and the possible consequences of this "I love to hate Barney the purple dinosaur" phenomenon.



Azizi Powell


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,rylane
Date: 14 Sep 09 - 08:48 PM

A B C D E F G

WHY IS BARNEY ON TV


STICK A RIFLE UP HIS NOSE


PULL THE TRIGGER


THERE IT GOES


PENCIL PENCIL IN HIS EYE


OH MY GOD BARNIE DIED


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Sep 09 - 02:13 AM

I hate you,
you hate me,
lets make up and kill dispey,
with 20 bullets in his head,
sorry lala, dipseys dead.

lala cried,
lala died,
po just commited suicide,
tinky winky crashed the plane,
Teletubbies are insane !!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,The Chosen One
Date: 20 Oct 09 - 06:38 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! I HAVE ONE !


! I Love You !
! You Love Me !
! Let's Go Out And Kill Barney !
! With A Big Shotgun !
! Shoot Barney On The Floor !
! No More Purple Dinosaur !

! ! ! !


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,betty b
Date: 29 Oct 09 - 11:20 PM

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME I STUCK BARNEY UP A TREE WITH A BING BANG GUN I SHOT HIM THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,LoLoL
Date: 05 Nov 09 - 10:55 AM

I hate you
You hate me
Let's get together
And kill Barney
With a great big Gun
And a Bullet in his Head
Now we know that Barney's dead

-LoLoLoL-


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,angelzroxz
Date: 06 Nov 09 - 04:17 AM

My Fav:

I Love You
You Love Me
Barney Gave Me H.I.V
So I Kicked Him In The Balls
And I Shot Him In The Head
Now The Purple Bastards Dead!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 09 - 06:14 PM

I hate you,hate me lets team up and kill barney with with a big fat knife and a bullet in his head...sorry kids but barneys dead

extra:(Main theme of barney) Barney is a dinosaur that's in my imagination..very fat and full of crap that's in his dino nation. everyday he comes to play.but i do not like it.he will rape me day and night if i do not fight it!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Dec 09 - 06:35 AM

i hate you
you hate me
barney gave me HIV


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Becky
Date: 07 Dec 09 - 02:19 PM

This version was popular when I was in middle school (1991-1994):
I love you
You love me
Now we both have HIV
You threw up
And I got sick
All because I sucked your dick!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 10:40 AM

All my grand kids and kids of a particular generation(born after 1987) just couldn't get enough of Mr. B when they were toddlers. Whatever they are sending out,those kids were in LUV with Barney. Later,they completely rejected Barney and the idea that they loved that show was a source of great shame and distress. My daughter (now twenty-five) said " It's all about toilet training and other early childhood stuff. Barney helps you through that time. No kid in first or second grade wants to be be reminded of what a short time has passed from toddler to to first grade."
All my 5 kids are adopted. When asked in first grade how Barney, a transgendered T-rex ,could have a sister who is a completely different species, my daughter announced to her classmates " There all adopted!"
Barney, and everything connected with Mr. B. is a regular topic of conversation at my house. I grew up with a ventriloquist on the radio, so what do I know?
seth


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,seth in Olympia
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 06:13 PM

one more thing about Barney: greatest toilet trainer EVAH! My daughter promised her daughter some Barney underwear if she could learn use the toilet/ Granddaughter trained herself in about fifteen minutes. Later we went to a public celebration in a park, and she flashed everyone she could see with those rockin' panties. I think that she would have pulled a steam locomotive across the park with a rope in her teeth to get 'em.
So, whoever came up with "Barney", thanks for that!
seth from Olympia


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 09 - 11:45 PM

To:GUEST Seth in in Olmpia



Your evaluation of age and time is "right on."



The wonder of aging is...the progression.

The two years from age 4 to 6 is 50% of the time lived/experienced.

The life experience of twenty years from 40 to 60 is the same.

Given that frame .... a five-minute-time-out....is equal to...


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,xxnight_tigerxx
Date: 01 Jan 10 - 10:42 AM

hey guys i made several ones up i hope you like them

~i hate you
you hate me
why is barney on his knee
with a long as whip and a shiny metal gun
WOAH THAT LOOKS LIKE A TON OF FUN

~I hate you
you hate me
together we will slash barney
with a peice of glass then
shove it up his ass
yay! barnies dead atlast

~ i hate you
you hate me
did you know barney fucked me
with a hug then a kiss
then a giant OH NO
YOU JUST KILLED THE PURPLE HOBO


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 11 Mar 10 - 09:42 PM

i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me H.I.V, it started with a hug but barney wanted more, stupid purple dinosaur


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Mar 10 - 12:10 PM

Itsss
I love you, you love me
We tied dipsy to a tree;
Tinky winky came along and shot him in the head
Sorry lala dispys dead.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lalala girl
Date: 19 Mar 10 - 12:08 AM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started on the bed
Then itmoved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: LadyJean
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 12:12 AM

Courtesy of a young lady who used to sing this at Pensic:

This old man he played one. He shot Barney with a gun, with anick nack paddy wack give the dog a bone. Barney goes a rolling home.

This old man, he played two. He stabbed Barney through and through.

This old man, he played three. He hung Barney from a tree.

This old man, he played four. Barney's going out the door.

This old man, he played five. Barney will not long survive.

This old man, he played six. Barney crosses Rive Styx.

This old man, he played seven. Barney's going up to heaven.

This old man, he played eithg. Barney's up at Heaven's gate.

This old man, he played nine. Barney's going down the line.

This old man, he played ten. Barney's in the devil's den.

And from Jo. Sherman's Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts

I love you.
You love me.
Barney has got HIV
Barney jumped Baby Bop just one time.
That's called rape and it's a crime.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,qesi.
Date: 20 Mar 10 - 04:38 PM

I-hate-you,
You-hate-me,
I-tied-Santa-to-a-tree,
With-an-M16-I-shot-him-in-the-head,
Sorry-KIDS-but-Santa's-dead.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: Barney is dead
From: GUEST,Kallie
Date: 22 Mar 10 - 08:26 PM

I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun we'll put a bullet in his head then Barney will be all dead

I love you you love let's get together and kill Barney with a great big shotgun he'll end up on the floor and we'll laugh until we cry


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,maddy
Date: 26 Mar 10 - 11:50 PM

I HATE YOU
                      YOU HATE ME
                      LET'S GET TOGETHER
                      AND KILL BARNEY
                   WITH A ONE SHOT TWO SHOT
                   THREE SHOT 4 NO MORE
                   PURPLE DINOSUR


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,PKIF
Date: 29 Mar 10 - 11:04 PM

I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GANG UP AND KIL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE AND A GUN LETS SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD YIPY YIPY BARNEYS DEAD


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Lerapa la kasi
Date: 30 Mar 10 - 04:11 AM

I love u
u love me
blah blah blah


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,Cuillin
Date: 27 Apr 10 - 07:27 AM

Barney Is A Dinosaur From Our Imagination
And When He Comes
Hes What We Call A pedophile Sensation

Barneys shows Us Lots Of Things
Like How To Play Pretend
S'M, Voyerisim
And How To rape A Friend

Barney Comes To Play With Us
Whenever We don't head Him
Barney Can Be Your Pedo Too
If You Just listen to Him!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,awesome_one
Date: 27 Apr 10 - 09:07 PM

My friend and I made this one.

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me an STD
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

My own version.

I'm a kid
You are Barney
Do not get 10 feet near me
I swear that I'll call the cops on you
If you get an inch closer.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Asher$
Date: 27 May 10 - 02:36 PM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
It started with a kiss
And ended on the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur

If you want to shag me
You'll have to see the purple fiend
He'll kiss you up and shag you up for 4
Barney wants to f**k some more


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 02:44 PM

i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a dildo up his ass
and a bullet in his head
sorry kids but barneys dead


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Shana
Date: 07 Jun 10 - 05:52 PM

i love you you love me let's go out and kill barney with a dildo up his ass and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: teletubbie song
From: GUEST,me
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 09:20 AM

Lala cried
Dipsy died
Po committed suicide
Tinkie Winkie crashed a plane
Teletubbies are insane


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 10:59 AM

There's no end to creativity, is there?


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,annonnommouus
Date: 12 Jun 10 - 04:37 PM

THIS IS HOW IT GOES :

I HATE YOU
YOU HATE ME
BARNEY GAVE ME HIV
HE THREW ME ON THE BED AND LOCKED THE DOOR
WHAT A HORNY DINSAUR.


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,just me
Date: 04 Aug 10 - 06:28 AM

I Hate you
you hate me
lets go out and kill barney
shoot him in the head
and kick him in the balls
Teletubbies will go LOLZ


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Aug 10 - 05:25 PM

me and my friends upgraded the hiv oe to a nicer version

I love you , You love me barney ave me hiv
it started with a hug but then he wanted more
now i have aids and i am only four


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,ninja
Date: 03 Sep 10 - 10:37 PM

i hate barney,he raped me,and he gave me HIV, he through me on the bed and then he locked the door, what a horny dinosaur! I hate barney, he raped me, and he gave me HIV, so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head, now that purple bastards dead!!!


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Sep 10 - 03:12 PM

i hate you
you hate me
barny taught me p.e
and a bat and a ball and a little bit more
i got trained by a dinosaur


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Oct 10 - 07:34 PM

i hate u
u hate me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

i hate u
u hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a shot gun BANG BANG barneys on the floor
no more purple dinosaur

sorry kids
no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big fat shotgun and bullets through his head
the purple dino is now dead




to jingle bells:
jingle bells, jingle bells
santa claus is dead
rudolph got a 44 and shot him in the head HEY!
barbie doll barbie doll
tried to save his life
teddy bear, teddy bear
stabbed her with a knife


Post - Top - Home - Printer Friendly - Translate
Next Page

  Share Thread:
More...

Reply to Thread
Subject:  Help
From:
Preview   Automatic Linebreaks   Make a link ("blue clicky")


Mudcat time: 8 December 4:00 AM EST

[ Home ]

All original material is copyright © 1998 by the Mudcat Café Music Foundation, Inc. All photos, music, images, etc. are copyright © by their rightful owners. Every effort is taken to attribute appropriate copyright to images, content, music, etc. We are not a copyright resource.