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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: SDShad
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:33 PM

Flying sheep:

They don't so much fly, as plummet.


Shad


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Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE (Python
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:37 PM

Knights Of The Round Table
(by Neil Innes)

Intro: G7
      C
We're Knights Of The Round Table
   G7                   C
We dance when e'er we're able
                  
We do routines
    F
and chorus scenes
    E7             Am
With footwork inpeccable
   Dm7
We dine well here in Camelot
       F       G7      C
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot!

Instr: C   G7   C   D7   G7

      C
We're Knights of the Round Table
    G7             C
Our shows are formidable
                     
But many times
      F
We're given rhymes
    E7                Am
That are quite un-sing-a-ble
      Dm7
We're opera-mad in Camelot
       F       G7   C
We sing from the dia- phragm a lot!

(Instr: C   *G7   *C   D7   G7)

(Dance interlude: C   G7   C    C   F   G7   C)

   C          G7       C
In war, we're tough and able
          G7   C
Quite inde-fati-gable

Between our quests
   F
We sequin vests
      E7             Am
And impersonate Clark Gable
       Dm7
It's a busy life in Camelot
(nc)
I have to push the pram a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Cluin
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:27 PM

Introduced a lot of people to the work of Neil Innes (he was Sir Robin's minstrel in Holy Grail and played the part of Ron Nasty in The Rutles.

"Standing with my little ukelele in the wings..."


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: khandu
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 08:11 PM

"I have a fwiend in Wome named... 'Biggus Dickus'"
"He has a wife, you know."

"I will welease...Woger!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Brían
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 07:36 PM

Of course, no one expects the monks of the Inquisition...

Brían


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Firecat
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 07:09 PM

I'm listening to the Galaxy Song now!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Coyote Breath
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 12:06 PM

Well the Python cleared up many misconceptions I had about England.

CB


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 09:56 AM

And now for something completely different...A man with three buttocks


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: denise:^)
Date: 30 Nov 02 - 01:30 AM

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: AKS
Date: 29 Nov 02 - 08:20 AM

hei com'on, not this record, not this record ...


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Firecat
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 03:29 PM

Thanks! I was going to ask for the Galaxy Song lyrics.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 01:37 PM

I've been doing The Galaxy Song for about a year now, and it goes over pretty well. But I use Clint Black's spoken intro for it rather than the "Mrs. Brown" one. Works better for people not familiar with Monty Python.

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: allanwill
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 01:18 PM

Oh well, if it's lyrics and stuff that you want see here

and
here   

Allan (with a regurgitated cookie)


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 12:29 PM

I've always intended transcribing that, and now C-flat has saved me the trouble I'm putting an 'ADD' in the subject line in the hope that it gets harvested.

Nigel


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Subject: Lyr Add: GALAXY SONG (Eric Idle & John Du Prez)
From: C-flat
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 12:18 PM

Galaxy Song



Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving

And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,

That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,

A sun that is the source of all our power.

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see

Are moving at a million miles a day

In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,

Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.



Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.

It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.

It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,

But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.

We go 'round every two hundred million years,

And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions In this amazing and expanding universe.



The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding

In all of the directions it can whizz

As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,

Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,

How amazingly unlikely is your birth,

And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,

'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Stu
Date: 28 Nov 02 - 11:48 AM

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 04:37 PM

Well, on a more serious note, though, Monty Python has always been great for lifting the spirits, and who can argue with that?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Firecat
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 02:45 PM

Thanks! I only set this thread up to be silly!

Now BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Don Firth
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 02:07 PM

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
Because there's bugger-all down here on earth!

(from The Galaxy Song by Eric Idle)

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 01:57 PM

Wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Mama...


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: allanwill
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 01:30 PM

My name is Ann Elk and I have a theory.

Damn, I tried to stay out of these "What have ...." threads, but Monty Python is just too good to resist.

Allan


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 10:37 AM

Oh no! It's Mr. Creosote!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 09:55 AM

The Larch. The Larch


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 09:37 AM

He killed my Auntie!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 07:18 AM

your money or your lupins!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM

And now for something completely different........


The Ministry Of Funny Walks has determined you are all very silly people, and should all just "Fuck Off"


Do you have some cheese? No? well why are called a cheese shop?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 12:29 AM

Stop that, it's silly!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 12:17 AM

Oh, intercourse the penguin!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 05:51 PM

Now is the time for the penguin on your television set to explode.

(or whatever they said...)


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 01:52 PM

C-Flat,

Thanks for posting the lyrics.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: C-flat
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 12:54 PM

'The Philosopher's Drinking Song'

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
    who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
    who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
    Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
    who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
    'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
    after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
    'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
    "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

      -- Monty Python


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 10:12 AM

I didn't know you'd been pressed even the once


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 10:02 AM

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: ConcertinaChap
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 08:20 AM

I ffffart in your general direction.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 08:13 AM

I've told you once.

If it wasn't nailed to the perch it'd be pushing up the f*cking daisies!

...and Terry Giliam's surreal animations


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 06:57 AM

Are you Judean People's Front?

F#@k Off!!! We're the Peoples Front Of Judea, that's the Judean People's Front over there. F%#king splitters.

Well 'ow'd you get to be King then? I didn't vote for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 09:03 PM

Save for the sanitation, aqueduct, education, roads and what passes as art...

What exactly have we ever done for us?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Mr Red
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:56 PM

Look OUT, look OUT

here comes a big bulbous FOOTnote and it is going to ..................... splatt


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:23 PM

No you're not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:18 PM

I'm the minister of National defence.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:12 PM

And then we...we started dressing up as mice a bit.

How about the Minister of Running-up-the-stairs-two-at-a-time-and-shouting-out-"HaHa, Mabel I Caught You!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: DonD
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:07 PM

When do we get to the naughty bits? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:00 PM

No you're not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:44 PM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:26 PM

Now listen, my good man, I am here for an argument and that's ALL THERE IS TO IT! I don't care if 'e's nailed to the bleedin' perch with a set of railway spikes! I came 'ere for an argument, and I'm not bloody well leaving till I get one!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:19 PM

but it's nailed to the perch!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:10 PM

Yes I AM!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:07 PM

No you're not!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:01 PM

But I'm here for an argument!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Jeanie
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM

No. 1 The Elm Tree


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