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Subject: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Firecat
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 11:57 AM

Apart from spawn a title for loads of threads, that is!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: C-flat
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:11 PM

Spam?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Declan
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:12 PM

Aprt from the Parrot Sketch, The Ministry for funny walks (and the aquaducts) , the Holy Grail, The Life of Brian, The election special, the cheese shop sketch, the Hungarian Phrase Book sketch ("My hovercaft is Full of Eels"), The four Yorkshiremen, The Gumby's, And now for something completely different, the upper-class twit of the year, the nights who say ni, the lumberjack song, the Philosophers song ("Emanual Cant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable") and the slightly disappointing Meaning of Life, Mrs Niggabaiter, Denis Moore (And his Lupins) and the viaducts - or the Spin-offs Fawlty Towers, Ripping Yarns, Rutland Week-end Television, The Ruttles etc etc, not a lot really.

This is all getting very silly.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:15 PM

I liked the skit about defending yourself against "a man armed with a banana", and the one about climbing "the twin peaks of Kilimanjaro" as well.

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:16 PM

How do you know she's a witch?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:24 PM

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of Science?

Stop that F#@&king Bouzooki Playing!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:27 PM

But Father, the girl I marry has to have that certain.....special..... something.....................


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: X
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:37 PM

Because of them I "Always Look On The Brightside."


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Declan
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 12:40 PM

I forgot the one about the woody and the tinny sounds. Caribou nibbling the croquet hoops.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:04 PM

Bring me a shrubbery!
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

OK, OK I blew it. I didn't want to post to this silly series but just could not resist.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:08 PM

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Giac
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:13 PM

Kuh-nig-ets!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: beadie
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:15 PM

How is it possible to have come twelve posts into this thread before the word "lumberjack" is mentioned?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Bardford
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:17 PM

What did Monty Python ever do for us?

Turned me into a newt.




I got better.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:23 PM

Well we did do the nose.

It's lunch time. I'm off to have some Spam,Spam,Spam, Egg & Spam.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:29 PM

I have two problems with these threads. They are generally stupid, very repititious, and becoming boring. Okay wait, that's three. Three problems I have with these threads is that they are generally stupid, very repititious, becoming boring, and occupying too much space. So then that's four! The four problems I have with these threads is that they are generally stupid, very repititious, becoming boring, occupying too much space, and incredibly silly. Okay so Five....Five things that.....the hell with it.....Right then, try it again......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Schantieman
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:34 PM

Is this the right room for an argument?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:36 PM

No it isn't.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:42 PM

Beautiful Plumage.

I told 'im we h'already 'ave one? But of course we're French, why do you think we 'ave these h'outrageous accents? Now go away or shall 'ave to taunt you a second time.

How about Philosophers Football? Communist Quiz?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 01:46 PM

OK. So that's one thing god did for us. Monty Python.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 02:19 PM

Three shall be the number thou shalt count. Thou shall not four, nor shall thou count two, except that thou proceedest directly to three.

Five is right out.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Jeanie
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 02:23 PM

No. 1 The Elm Tree


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:01 PM

But I'm here for an argument!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:07 PM

No you're not!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:10 PM

Yes I AM!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:19 PM

but it's nailed to the perch!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:26 PM

Now listen, my good man, I am here for an argument and that's ALL THERE IS TO IT! I don't care if 'e's nailed to the bleedin' perch with a set of railway spikes! I came 'ere for an argument, and I'm not bloody well leaving till I get one!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 06:44 PM

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:00 PM

No you're not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: DonD
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:07 PM

When do we get to the naughty bits? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,LEJ
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:12 PM

And then we...we started dressing up as mice a bit.

How about the Minister of Running-up-the-stairs-two-at-a-time-and-shouting-out-"HaHa, Mabel I Caught You!"


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:18 PM

I'm the minister of National defence.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:23 PM

No you're not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Mr Red
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 08:56 PM

Look OUT, look OUT

here comes a big bulbous FOOTnote and it is going to ..................... splatt


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Donuel
Date: 25 Nov 02 - 09:03 PM

Save for the sanitation, aqueduct, education, roads and what passes as art...

What exactly have we ever done for us?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 06:57 AM

Are you Judean People's Front?

F#@k Off!!! We're the Peoples Front Of Judea, that's the Judean People's Front over there. F%#king splitters.

Well 'ow'd you get to be King then? I didn't vote for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Schantieman
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 08:13 AM

I've told you once.

If it wasn't nailed to the perch it'd be pushing up the f*cking daisies!

...and Terry Giliam's surreal animations


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: ConcertinaChap
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 08:20 AM

I ffffart in your general direction.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 10:02 AM

Help! Help! I'm bein' repressed!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: JudeL
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 10:12 AM

I didn't know you'd been pressed even the once


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: C-flat
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 12:54 PM

'The Philosopher's Drinking Song'

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
    who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
    who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
    Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
    who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
    'bout the raisin' of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
    after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
    'alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
    and Hobbes was fond of his Dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
    "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

      -- Monty Python


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 01:52 PM

C-Flat,

Thanks for posting the lyrics.


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 26 Nov 02 - 05:51 PM

Now is the time for the penguin on your television set to explode.

(or whatever they said...)


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 12:17 AM

Oh, intercourse the penguin!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 12:29 AM

Stop that, it's silly!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 05:30 AM

And now for something completely different........


The Ministry Of Funny Walks has determined you are all very silly people, and should all just "Fuck Off"


Do you have some cheese? No? well why are called a cheese shop?


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 07:18 AM

your money or your lupins!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST,Kim C no cookie
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 09:37 AM

He killed my Auntie!


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 09:55 AM

The Larch. The Larch


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Subject: RE: BS: What did Monty Python ever do for us?
From: Kim C
Date: 27 Nov 02 - 10:37 AM

Oh no! It's Mr. Creosote!!!!!


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