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What is under the KILT.????

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ANGUS AND THE KILT
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GUEST,Skarpi Iceland 23 Jan 02 - 06:22 AM
GUEST,Lyndi-loo 23 Jan 02 - 06:42 AM
The_one_and_only_Dai 23 Jan 02 - 06:43 AM
John Wood 23 Jan 02 - 06:43 AM
Dave Bryant 23 Jan 02 - 06:47 AM
MC Fat 23 Jan 02 - 06:48 AM
GUEST 23 Jan 02 - 06:49 AM
Dave Bryant 23 Jan 02 - 06:52 AM
GUEST,micca at work 23 Jan 02 - 06:58 AM
GUEST,Mac the Knife 23 Jan 02 - 07:19 AM
GUEST,Skarpi Iceland. 23 Jan 02 - 07:31 AM
Mr Red 23 Jan 02 - 08:20 AM
artbrooks 23 Jan 02 - 08:25 AM
GUEST,desdemona 23 Jan 02 - 08:40 AM
Dave Bryant 23 Jan 02 - 08:56 AM
Murray MacLeod 23 Jan 02 - 09:05 AM
kendall 23 Jan 02 - 09:59 AM
53 23 Jan 02 - 10:08 AM
Jock Morris 23 Jan 02 - 11:28 AM
Murray MacLeod 23 Jan 02 - 12:16 PM
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Subject: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,Skarpi Iceland
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:22 AM

Halló again , my lady-freind here at work wants to know whats under the Scotish kilt please forgive if I spell the word wrong. All the best skarpi Iceland.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,Lyndi-loo
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:42 AM

You can always tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to by looking under his kilt. If it's a half-pounder he's a MacDonald
O-) Lyndi-loo (who's married to a Scotsman and knows exactly what's there!)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: The_one_and_only_Dai
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:43 AM

Skarpi, if she doesn't know, then she has had a very sheltered upbringing... ;-)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: John Wood
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:43 AM

I was about to say``Nothing´´,but I'm sure my Scottish friends would be VERY insulted !!!! John.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:47 AM

Depends on the sex of the person wearing it. There is a well-known joke about a young lady who asks a similiar question of a gnarled old scotsman. He tells her to put her hand up his kilt and find out. "Ooh - it's gruesome" she says. "Aye", he said "And it's grew some more since since you felt it !".


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: MC Fat
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:48 AM

The usual answer to is there anything worn under the kilt ? , is 'no it's all in perfect working order ' from a quarter pounder McDonald (of Sleat)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:49 AM

MICCA.......LOL


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:52 AM

Addendum to previous item. If you were to ask a scotsman the question, "What is worn under your kilt ?", you'd probably get the answer "Nothing - it's all in perfect working order".


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,micca at work
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 06:58 AM

Skarpi, it depends on whether the wearer is a "traditionalist" or a "modernist" , usually "traditionalists" only wear underpants when taking part in Highland sports or in public dancing displays, this is because during these activities the sporran ( the flat poch worn hanging in front of the kilt)is usually pivoted onto the hip ( so it doesnt swing out and beat your partner black and blue on the turns) does not keep the front of the kilt in place as it usually does and preserve ( somewhat) the modesty of the wearer, but otherwise they probably go "Commando"(that is wear nothing at all underneath) Micca . Kilt wearer( see Getaway pics)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,Mac the Knife
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 07:19 AM

Many kilt wearers whose tackle is in full working order always wear jockey shorts or some such in order to avoid the horror of "horizontal sporran syndrome" caused by close contact with a member of the opposite sex. Perhaps in a dancing situation. Many who "commando" might be less than gifted in the tackle department.

Hoots Mon etc.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,Skarpi Iceland.
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 07:31 AM

Halló all , thank you all for this info , my ladyfriend says thank you all , but she gonna find out by her self she´s coming to Scotland soon. All the best Skarpi Iceland, by the way It´s cold In Iceland now so If anyone is coming here please dress warm clothes.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Mr Red
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 08:20 AM

Mirror on a stick, but warm the mirror - not because it is kinder but to prevent condensation sensation!!!
BTW I heard of a guy recently (only in America) who was annoying ladies in the supermarket by standing too close. He was charged only with harrassment until they discovered the camera in his shoe pointing........... well you can guess.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: artbrooks
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 08:25 AM

A comment from America...the land of the non-traditionalists. I went to the Highland Games (sic) in Flagstaff, Arizona last year, and all of the people participating in the competition seemed to be wearing black lycra sport shorts under their kilts.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,desdemona
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 08:40 AM

Click here & all will be revealed:

http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/2663/


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 08:56 AM

I have heard that in highland regiments, that if a soldier's wedding tackle is too long he is advised to "Wind it round yer leg, tuck it into the top o' yer sock and preten' it's a varicose vein". The old ones are best.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 09:05 AM

Highland Games (sic), Art? makes sense to me, Flagstaff is at a higher altitude than any town in Scotland.

Murray


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: kendall
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 09:59 AM

That quote about everything being in good working order is attributed to Sir Harry Lauder who toured the USA in the '20's.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: 53
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 10:08 AM

well it could be a couple of things, there is a male and a female sex, just depends what you are looking for, me personally i'd be looking for a nice mound. BOB


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Jock Morris
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 11:28 AM

The kilt is traditionally only worn by men; women just wear tartan skirts, which tend to have less material than the kilt.
Having worn the kilt with and without undergarments I would warn anybody wishing to go 'commando' to be aware of midges!

Scott


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 12:16 PM

What Jock says is true. Women don't wwear kilts unless they are play in a Pipe band or participate in Highland dancing competition. A kilt is not a tartan skirt and vice versa.

Bob, you never are going to be able to grasp the difference between light-hearted humor and salacious grossness, are you?

Murray


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,PeteBoom (at work)
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 12:19 PM

What's under a kilt?

Hose and ghillie brogues, of course. (socks and shoes...)

;-)

Pete


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 12:22 PM

I'm not sure what salacious means but I reckon your right Murray! (Stop being rude Bob!).john


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,SlickerBill
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 12:53 PM

What's under a scotsman's kilt? why, the pride of Scotland o'course. (Mind you, some of us have more to be proud of than others)

How many blackbirds can ye hide under a scotsman's kilt? (Depends on the size of the perch) Cheers. SB


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,TomLoriMail@Yahoo.Com
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 02:26 PM

We perform celtic music from the Renaissance through the Early American time periods. As such we perform in "period costume" which often includes the "Great Kilt" or more correctly, "The Belted Plaid". We perform at Museums, Renaissance Faires, and various Celtic Festivals and Highland Games throughout the Mid-Atlantic Region as far North as NY and as far south as NC.

At the Maryland Renaissance Festival, one of our standard places to perform is on top of the Middleton Tavern ( see picture: http://members.prestige.net/TomLori/Gallery/Gallry2000/MDRF2000/DSC00031.jpg )

All this said to introduce the following discourse:

We get tired of the tired old standard kilt jokes, but once in a while a patron will ask me:

"Isn't it a little daring to stand so close to the edge?"

Answer: "Not unless you have something to hide!"

Tom TomLori HTTP://www.TomLori.Com


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: SharonA
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 02:41 PM

Skarpi says: "...my ladyfriend says thank you all , but she gonna find out by her self..."

And just howwwwww is she planning to find out??? :^)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: 53
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 02:52 PM

o k people who got offended about the truth, there is 2 legs under the kilt, and 2legs outside the kilt, so does that stupid answer make you feel any less foolish? BOB


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Chip2447
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 03:03 PM

I have been known to answer something smart-azzed like, Your (wife's/girlfriend's/mother's) lipstick.

Chip2447(A McGinney/MacDonald)


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 03:13 PM

Bob, what you gonna tell the folks back home when they ask you what it was like on Earth?

Murray


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: skarpi
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 03:18 PM

Halló all, Sharon A I have no idea? how she is going to do that. All the best skarpi Iceland.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: gnomad
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 03:39 PM

A supposed method of learning commando yes or no, without being TOO obvious, is to check the (invariably well polished) brown brogues for traces of dandruff.

I cannot vouch for your preservation if caught.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: 53
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 03:41 PM

i don't know, murray what are you gonna tell your folks? BOB


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: beadie
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:02 PM

According to the auld tune, it

" 'tis nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth." - - -

Allowing, of course, for the maturity and development of a few years.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: beadie
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:03 PM

According to the auld tune, it

" 'tis nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth." - - -

Allowing, of course, for the maturity and development of a few years.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: beadie
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:05 PM

According to the auld tune, when the pretty young lass peeked under the sleeping Scotsman's kilt, she saw it

" 'twas nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth." - - -

Allowing, of course, for the maturity and development of a few years.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: 53
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:15 PM

Mudcatters, BOB has spoken his last on this really stupid ass subject, it must of been a dumb ass who started this.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: DougR
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 04:46 PM

Whoa, Bob, my friend. Skarpi is anything but a dumb ass.

Skarpi: I don't know what the customs are in Iceland regarding male female relationships, but I do think Sharon has a point. How your girlfriend "investigates on her own" could present a few problems for the relationship if customs are similar to here in the U. S. :>)

DougR


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: SharonA
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 05:10 PM

In other words, Skarpi, please advise your lady friend to be discreet. No peeking!!


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: DougR
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 05:18 PM

And no touchy feelie!


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 05:51 PM

Dinna git tae sanguine aboot the possibility o' findin' a puissant wally neath the kilt of a MacDonald! The pusillanimous scoundrels dinna ken whit a puissant wally is, and hae spread naught but heinous lies and unlikely stories. The bare truth of it is ye hae tae find a MacGregor, and THEN stand BACK!

- LH


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: mack/misophist
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 08:25 PM

Somebody should add that almost no-one wore underwear until the industrial revolution made cheap cloth common, so it all depends on how traditional you're feeling.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,little john cameron
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 09:07 PM

Ah thocht we had gied up oan this rubbish!It is a stupid question fae a stupid person.We'll be gettin that stupid kilt sang next. ljc


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Jan 02 - 10:39 PM

Ah! There you are, Little John. Since ye hadnae shown up Ah jist had tae put in a word frae the Scots tae lure ye forth, laddie! Ye're richt, it is a stupid quaestion fae a stupid person.

- LH


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Blackcatter
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 12:23 AM

Skarpi - Sounds like you need to get a kilt of your own! If MY lady friend was that interested in kilts I'd definately get one and model it for her.

Second point. Also remember that the traditional kilt/tartan is more of a wrap around thing made with quite a lot of fabric - it wasn't exactly a skirt that could "fly-up" in a gust of wind.

Third point. ummm - hell, I don't have one - but it's 85 degrees (F) here in sunny Florida.

pax yall


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,Skarpi Iceland.
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 03:09 AM

HAlló all , My dear friends this was not the idea to to hurt anyone and Doug my friend I am not a " dumbed ass " no hard feelings, but think before you write something like this, and I will get me a KILT when I get to Scotland ( Edinburg) and i wear it With proudness. As I said I was not going to hurt anyone and if I did then I ask everyone to forgive me and I mean that. All the best Skarpi Iceland.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Sarah the flute
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 03:38 AM

I'll let you know after the Burns Night supper I'm doing this Saturday .... a caller can get away with anything!!!


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 05:35 AM

Skarpi - If you are going to wear a kilt then it's probably best to avoid "Hard Feelings" anyway - might be a bit too obvious. I've never worn a kilt - but if your girlfiend really wants to know what's under one - perhaps I ought to get one and volunteer myself. I think maybe, though, that she should satisfy her curiosity with you.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,skarpi Iceland
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 06:15 AM

Dear Dave , I am not curios, she Is . I am okei. All the best to you all. Skarpi Iceland.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Zipster
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 06:34 AM

Poor Skarpi it sounds like its all getting too much. Lady folks the world over be aware you are VERY welcome to come over to Scotland and discover what's under our kilts. We will deem it an honour to educate our cousins from overseas.

Skarpi when in Edinburgh get yourself alongto the folk club at the Cafe Royal, and ask if they still hold Ceilidhs at the Assembly rooms in George St. I've not been for a while myself, but there's usually enough birling to make the answer to your lady friend's question self-evident.


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: GUEST,breezy
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 07:17 AM

Down Dave Down


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Subject: RE: What is under the KILT.????
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Jan 02 - 08:06 AM

Just like you Breezy, you've only got interested in the subject now you've heard that the kilt is likely to be worn by a girl ! Maggie to Jock, "Tak yer hand oot 'o ma sporran". Jock, "tha' insna ma hand". Maggie, "Aye, an tha' isna ma sporran".


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