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gatyamgal 29 Dec 01 - 03:55 PM
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Subject: PMS Blues by Dolly Parton
From: gatyamgal
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 03:55 PM

It's a Saturday night in Iowa, It is 13 degrees, I have had a broken leg for 3 months now, still can't walk on it and I miss going to Karaoke. So I would like to share my favorite Karaoke song with you. It actually is done by Dolly Parton at the end of her Heart Songs album. If you get a chance, I recommend you listen to it. It goes somewhat to the tune of Heartbreak Hotel.

PMS Blues
By: Dolly Parton
Eve you wicked woman, you done put your curse on me
Why didn't you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree
You make us hate our husbands, our lovers and our boss
Why I can't even count the good friends I've already lost
Cause of PMS blues, PMS blues
I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't help
I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS blues

Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold
But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I turn mean and cold
Those not afflicted with it are affected just the same
You poor old men just have to grin and say "I feel your pain"
PMS blues, PMS blues
You know you must forgive us for we care not what we do
I got those can't stop crying, dishes flying PMS blues

But you know we can't help it
We don't even know the cause
But as soon as this part's over, then comes that menopause
Oh, Lord, Oh, Lord
We're going to always be a heap of fun
Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering
Everybody's suffering!

But a woman had to write this song,
A man would be scared to
Lest he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to
Those PMS blues
You know we'd kill for less than that
PMS blues
You don't want to cross my path
Cause a pitbull ain't no match
For these teeth a clenchin', fluid retention
Head a swellin', can't stop yellin'
Got no patience, I'm so hateful
PMS blues....
premenstrual syndrome...
Got those moods a swingin', tears a slingin'
Nothin' fits me when it hits me
Rantin', ravin', misbehavin'
PMS blues

There are more lyrics but she is mostly talking to the live audience... this just about says it all.

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---Jeff (PA)---

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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: PMS Blues by Dolly Parton
From: GUEST,Desdemona
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:10 PM

YOW---that's a good one, and timely, as it happens (sorry, blokes!). My sister laways had a joke about PMS and the four basic food groups required to survive it: chocolate, salt, alcohol and grease!

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