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Subject: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:17 PM

Click for the 'PermaThread™: List of all joke threads'


You can link to the Second Edition by clicking here, which, in turn, has a link to the very first one.

I shall start this one off with two I saw on the same "bubba" truck, today. I am not saying they are the funniest and I KNOW they won't be to some. I'll post better ones as I see them. Please add yours, too:

You may call it a sixpack
I call it a support group.

and...

My bald head is a solar panel for my sex machine


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: SINSULL
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM

We may need this one again:
"Lee Harvey, where are you now that we need you!" Apologies to all.
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Guest; Mark
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 07:33 PM

How about this one,

GUN CONTROL: The ability to hit what you aim at!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Stewart
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:04 PM

Two "bumper stickers" on my guitar case:

I believe in
LIFE BEFORE DEATH!

THE LAST TIME WE MIXED RELIGION WITH POLITICS
...PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

Cheers, S. in Seattle


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:46 PM

One of my favourites ( apologies if it came up before)
" If you can read this....some bastard stole my caravan"
and in response, I assume, to all the " I heart( symbol) my dog etc." type stickers, I have a friend who swears he saw one reading " I spade ( symbol) my cat".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: rabbitrunning
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 08:50 PM

I think my favorite is the "Ghengis Khan World Tour" bumper sticker, although "I Saw Elvis Making Crop Circles" is a close second.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mmm
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:32 PM

my all time favorite one is

your child may be a honnor student but your still an idiot

mmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:42 PM

Better a bleeding heart than none at all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:11 AM

I saw one a few years ago that said something along the lines of "My kid beat up your student of the month".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:21 AM

Now there is one I think would look great on my old beat up van....my kid was prisoner of the month at folsom.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wildlone
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 05:12 AM

I have a sticker on my motorcycle number plate,
"Sorry did I just overtake you?"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: okthen
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:01 AM

One from the(few) UK,

"Nationalise crime, so it does'nt pay"

cheers

bill


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:31 AM

On the car of a breeder of Australian Shepherds: "My dog is smarter than your honor student"
I'm reeeeeeally tempted to get "I didn't vote for his daddy either!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bud Savoie
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:11 AM

My honor student just fired your stupid kid.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mkebenn
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:45 AM

"For such a small town, we've sure got a lot of assholes" Mike


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 08:26 AM

Seen on the bottom of a U.F.O.:

If you can read this, you are about to be abducted!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: LDave
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:37 AM

Re-Elect Gore


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 09:40 AM

Ahem...real ones, only, please*bg* Otherwise I'd have to post my own made-up, which has actually been used by me....Even a dog knows what a Bush is for!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Troll
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 10:34 AM

In very small letters:
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Never mind world peace-Visualize using your turn signal!

And-in order to offend as many as possible:
So you're a feminist. How cute.

troll ***ducking and running***


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: voyager
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 10:55 AM

My 3 Favorites.....

"Will Be President for Food"

"Eat More Lamb - 20,000 Coyotes Can't Be Wrong"

(and from the Reagan Ear-a....)

"Genghis Khan Loved His Mother"

cheers


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 11:03 AM

This car has 16 valves...eight of 'em in the radio


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 11:25 AM

Seen on the back of a local potato delivery lorry fleet:

In case of fire, chip pan in cab.

For you 'colonials', a 'chip pan' is what we Brits call a utensil for the cooking of 'french fries'... (aka deep fryer)!!

That's because our 'potato chips' are called 'crisps'...

Aaarggh! Thread creep...!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:02 PM

Real ones. Oh maybe they are in thread one or two, sorry, I ain't going there now... so in case these were missed:

Gas, Ass, or Grass. Nobody Rides for Free.

Jesus is Coming! Look Busy!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: paddymac
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:42 PM

"Holvnwvt Momes" - It's Creek. A colloquial translation would be "Shit Happens".


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Bob Schwarer
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:53 PM

Politicians Prefer Unarmed peasants...buy a gun...piss off a liberal


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 12:54 PM

Can't remember if I posted this on one of the previous threads--saw a photo of it in a bumper sticker book:

Jesus Loves You, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Morticia's post above reminds me of seeing an ad in a magazine years ago, for little round stickers to place over the heart symbol on those "I [heart] my dog" types. The cover-up sticker was a drawing of a screw.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Susan from California
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 01:06 PM

Here's one I am making for my car-- "My President is Josiah Bartlett" in response to the NRA sticker of the past 8 years "My President is Charlton Heston". I just hope I only need it for 4 years!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 02:06 PM

I thought Charlton Heston was God?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: rube1
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 03:03 PM

REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 04:57 PM

No, Charlton is Rick F.

Hardi once had these side by side:

Shit Happens

One Day at a Time

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: pastorpest
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 05:30 PM

Warning! Thread Creep! This is the favourite special license plate we have seen. It was on a car with Ontario plates. B4UGOP


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amos
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 06:47 PM

"Sorry--My karma just ran over your dogma"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Justa Picker
Date: 06 Jan 01 - 07:15 PM

"Avenge yourself.
Live long enough to be a burden to your children."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:48 AM

REALLY funny around the Wash DC area:

"Caution, I brake for red lights!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:26 AM

Here in Old Wyoming, I never see any funny ones, just stuff like:

I (heart) My 30.06
I Voted for Bush! (the first)
I Didn't Vote for BillyBoy!
This Aborted Baby Won't Keep His Mom Awake at Night
Kill Bambi--She Tastes Good!
Matt Shephard Sucked!
(Yes, I have seen all of these here in Small Town Wyoming, and worse.......)

Smetimes Wyoming is not a fun place to be, esp. for a Liberal/Feminist/Gun Hater who is married to a cop.....(who is also actually more Liberal than he would like to admit!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Susan from California
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 11:20 AM

Sorcha--You need "I didn't vote for Bush, or his Daddy either"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:12 PM

Save the trees...Eat more Beaver


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Louie Roy
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:36 PM

No Trees,No Lumber,No Lumber, No Chips,No Chips, No Pulp, No Pulp, No Paper, Wipe your ass on a spotted owl


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Peg
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM

Not sure if this showed up earlier, but my favorite of all time, whichk, after a moment's thought, caused me to laugh out loud on the street, was:

"It Will be a Great Day When There is a Bake Sale."

For those who do not understand/remember the 1980s bumpersticker reference...sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bernard
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 01:05 PM

Help preserve wildlife...

...pickle a squirrel!

Dover for the Continent...

...Eastbourne for the Incontinent!

For you 'colonials', perhaps I should explain that Dover is our nearest port to France, and Eastbourne is a seaside resort frequented by 'elderly citizens'!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Chocolate Pi
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 01:38 PM

Seen outside the astrophysics building here: a blue sticker reading: "If this appears red, you're driving too fast."

Chocolate Pi


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Metchosin
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:04 PM

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

CATS: The other white meat

I'm an imbecile and I vote

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else..


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Amergin
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 02:25 PM

Hey, Metchosin.....don't let Kat see that sticker....she's liable to beat you with it...


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:02 PM

DAMIFINO


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Smok
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:23 PM

My cousins have a restaurant in jacksonville/mayport, fl called the daminfino. they just had t-shirts tho. Great shrimp if you like seafood.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 03:43 PM

what does daminfino mean?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 04:18 PM

Morticia, I believe Smok made a typo with an extra "n" in the middle. kat wrote "DAMIFINO." Say it aloud (second "I" pronounced "eye").


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 04:53 PM

nope, don't get it.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Gary T
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 05:08 PM

(I'll be) DAMNed IF I KNOW. Might be pronunciation difference or an unfamiliar phrase across the pond. Even here, "Hell if I know" is more common than that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM

Ahhhhh, thank you Gary, I appreciate your patience with a person who can be a little hard of comprehension from time to time.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 06:29 PM

I just saw it for the first time on a car from Colorado, today. Took me a minute, too, Mortee!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Plume
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 06:59 PM

My ten year old would like to see a bumper sticker that reads: Honk If You Locked Your Keys In Your Car. He swears he made it up. In the days when I was runnining a small theatre company and had little time for anything else I used to drive a car with the altered bumper sticker: Enjoy Dress Rehearsal, This Is Not a Life.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Troll
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM

I always thought that a Helifino was a cross between a hyena, an elephant, and a rhinoceros.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: kendall
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 07:22 PM

Jesus is coming, and, he is pissed!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 07:54 PM

I own 2 copise of a bumper sticker which the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency printed and gave away....briefly....about 1977 or so, before they decided it was not politically a good idea.

It was during the fuel shortage and 55 MPH speed limit days, and it said

"Driving 55 is chic, driving 75 is Sheik"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Susan from California
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 08:18 PM

"Honk if you understand punctuated equilibrium"

I used to have one of these, but I don't have that car anymore. I actually got to honk and wave to someone else who had one, tho nobody ever honked at me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Haruo
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 08:32 PM

My favorite is
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS


The first and fourth of the four bumperstickers in my "bufrostriaro" (Esperanto for "bumpersticker collection" - don't worry, the bumperstickers are in English), while I'm not sure if they're amusing, make me scratch my head.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Haruo
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 08:43 PM

To make a red heart symbol appear on many people's screens, you can type the HTML

<FONT FACE="Symbol" COLOR="red">&#169;</FONT>
and I think © is what you will produce. We'll see...
[Submit Message]
...

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Haruo
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 08:46 PM

Sho' 'nuff!!

By changing the number you can get the other suits, as in
"I ª my cat"

You're welcome.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: kendall
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 09:07 PM

Honk if you hate noise


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: rabbitrunning
Date: 07 Jan 01 - 11:34 PM

I understand that in Florida you can get bumper stickers that read "Don't blame me, I think I voted for Gore..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Morticia
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:18 PM

ooooooh, clever Liland! I'll try that out at the earliest opportunity, thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mousethief
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:38 PM

True Story: some time ago, Wisconsin was running a tourism campaign with the slogan "Escape to Wisconsin!" Bumper stickers saying same started popping up on cars in the Chicago area.

One day I saw a car that had 2 bumper stickers.

Left side: Jesus is returning soon!

Right side: Escape to Wisconsin!

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Kim C
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:45 PM

Here's one I see once in a while that continues to perplex me:

"Men are idiots and I married their King."

Well, if you're married to the King of Idiots, what does that say about YOU?


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Darren
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:46 PM

from Florida

"Another Jewish Senior Citizen for Buchanan"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:47 PM

Liland, you made my day!...and I have been playing with fonts for months now, and never realized that the SYMBOL font that comes with Windows had those...

¥

Å

Ã


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:50 PM

It's all about you, isn't it.

Leno vs Letterman Deathmatch

Pass me, I'm busy on the cell phone and brushing my hair.

Try your blinkers, I'll like it.

Cell phone and makeup, who's driving.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Max
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 12:51 PM

My cousin puts out these.

I have one that says: "Mud is Thicker Than Water"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 01:26 PM

Smart cousin, Max!! Love 'em! And, hey! How can we get a Mud is thicker than water one????


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Micca
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 01:31 PM

Kendall, You are an EVIL person!!!!!!!! I read your post "Jesus is coming and he is pissed!" as a BRIT, using the English/english vocab and got coffee down my nose....It must be all that water into wine...


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: sophocleese
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 03:59 PM

Micca, next door to my parent's house was parked a van with a sticker saying "God is coming and is she pissed!" My more uptight English relatives visiting at the time were not amused.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: NightWing
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 07:43 PM

Saw this one the other day. A friend of mine is moving to The City to work in radical television. I think I need to find one of these for him.

SAVE THE WORLD!
Win Valuable Prizes

BB,
NightWing


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jan 01 - 11:46 PM

Life after Death- Guaranteed!

That struck me so funny- because if there is no life after death, who is coming back to claim the money?

Eb


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Kim C
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 11:11 AM

We have one here in Nashville that says Welcome to Nashville... now y'all go home.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Harold W
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 12:57 PM

Next time, please wave all your fingers at me


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Subject: Fish and their evolutionary scions
From: Haruo
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 10:20 PM

A variation on the bumper sticker is the fish, or ICQUS, and its progeny (the classic one being the "Darwin Fish", which have become the champions of "Creation Science" and "Darwinian Evolution" respectively. The symbolism is rooted in the ancient Christian use of the fish as a "secret" symbol, based on the fact that the Greek word for "FISH", ICQUS, is an acronym for the Greek phrase meaning "Jesus Christ, God's Son, Saviour". At least in the USA these little metallic statements on the boots of folks' second-hand cars (the modern meaning of the fish is "a previous owner of this car was an evangelical Christian") have spawned a host of take-offs, some quite clever. My personal favorite, though I'm a Baptist, is the "Gefilte Fish", whose likeness you can see at my (Esperanto of course) Gefilte Fish Recipe page. A number of other variants can be seen at my The Fish and Its Offspring page. Among those I've not yet put up are versions incorporating UFOs and the Olympic Rings. And some atheistic or agnostic website (I've forgotten which one) has cute little Jesus fish animated GIF that evolves before your very eyes into its Darwinian reflex.

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Nancy King
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 10:44 PM

I have one (on my refrigerator, actually) that says

Very Important Person -- Pass with AWE

Remember the "do it" bumper stickers? Divers do it deeper, etc.? I've always wanted one that says "Folksingers do it in the oral tradition."

Cheers, Nancy


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,Fred
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 10:51 PM

Two of my favorites, not mentioned so far in this thread:

Paranoids are following me.

Don't tell ME what kind of day to have!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,guest, Matthew
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 10:59 PM

Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mousethief
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 11:00 PM

Liland, have you seen the fish things that just say "NCHIPS" inside the fish? That's the one I want.

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Haruo
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 11:01 PM

I had a T-shirt once that said LINGUISTS do it with their TONGUES. Would've made a nice bumper sticker, but I wore it on my chest. In fact, in my photo album (yeah, I know, that's French, not Esperanto; sorry!) I'm wearing it in the one where my head is inside a pumpkin. Oh no! It's not there! Where'd it go?! Ah; here. (My last drunken Hallowe'en, 1983. At Miya's, the sushi bar that cost me my marriage and house.)

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Haruo
Date: 09 Jan 01 - 11:07 PM

Yes, Alex, it's at my Fish and Its Offspring page, most of the way down the page. Incidentally, did you get the copy of the St. Ninian MIDI I emailed you?

Liland


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Elise
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 02:09 AM

I have one on my doumbek case that says "Please don't tell my mother I'm a bellydancer. She thinks I'm a weekend madam in a whorehouse." I couldn't put anything on my car that said whorehouse, hence the drum case.

I used to have a car with a license plate that said 2wat657. I don't think the DMV liked me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bert
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:07 PM

Save the Naugas


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:37 PM

Seen this morning: "You say I'm a bitch...like it's a bad thing..."

Elise, I am a dimbulb this a.m., please explain your license plate...I can't make it out. Thanks!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Bill D
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 12:37 PM

a bit 'topical' for REAL bumper sticker status, but I'd love to see one of the headline in todays Op-ed page in the Washington Post, in which the author questions the necessity of adding a trip to an ancient city in the Andes to a senate intelligence committee's 'fact finding' junket thru S. America....

"Eschew Machu Picchu"


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: GUEST,guestguestguestguest(intruder)guest
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 02:24 PM

from what i've been told by an inhabitant thereof, the southern part of the state of New Hampshire (ham-pshyeya) is being infested (his word) by former inhabitants of Massachusetts, who happen to favor gun control...

the New Hampshire response has been a bumper sticker that reads...

My gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's Car.

i like it


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 02:49 PM

That figures, don't it? It should be "fewer people than Kennedy's car" not "less...".

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Elise
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 03:04 PM

Alex, that reminds me of one I often see in Hayward (the armpit of California)that reads "I wonder if you'd drive better if that phone was up your ass". I agree with the sentiment, but it's so like Haywardians to get the grammer wrong and stick it on their cars anyway! (It should be "were up your ass").

Kat, say it out loud, two, wat. (The 657 is incidental).


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: mousethief
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 03:16 PM

Elise,

That's the most angry of the "hang up and drive" bumper stickers. I wonder if there's one that's truly a knee-slapper? I've seen oodles but they're all variations on "your car is not a phone booth you twit" -- still looking for a real ringer.

Alex


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Troll
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 03:25 PM

Leaving Florida? Take a Friend!
Tailgate With Care. Driver Reloading.

troll


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 03:53 PM

Yeah, thanks, Elise, I'd figured out the twat, just didn't see what the numbers had to do with a semi-naughty word:-) I was looking for something along the lines of

2wat2io = to what do I owe, sorta...lol


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Elise
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:05 PM

Kat,

I just thought it was amusing that the DMV would give me a liscence plate that said twat. It's too much to ask of them that the numbers go with it. I was kinda hoping for 2wat696.


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 06:57 PM

OH! I am sorry, Elise, I read your first posting about it all wrong! I thought the DMV didn't like you because you meant you'd ordered it to say that, so I figured the numbers had to have some significance,too, though I wasn't sure why you'd want one that said "twat!"

Whew! Glad that was cleared up!**BG**

Thanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: Funny Bumpers Stickers - III
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Jan 01 - 07:21 PM

Specialty license plates for 2 car family:

FAH KYU

FAH KYU-2

As for bumper stickers...saw this one:

Lord Jesus, save me from your followers!

Ebbie: And if there is life after death, why would they bother to come back for the money? A conundrum, isn't it?

"Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore..."

- LH


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