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BS: World's Shortest Joke

GUEST,Bob 04 Aug 05 - 10:17 PM
GUEST 04 Aug 05 - 07:52 PM
Tam the man 04 Aug 05 - 01:49 PM
Seamus Kennedy 04 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM
jpk 03 Aug 05 - 06:12 PM
GUEST,Pseudolus at Work 03 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM
GUEST,noddy 03 Aug 05 - 11:53 AM
heric 29 Jul 05 - 11:18 AM
The Fooles Troupe 29 Jul 05 - 08:01 AM
JennyO 29 Jul 05 - 06:55 AM
Peace 29 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM
Bunnahabhain 29 Jul 05 - 05:30 AM
Peace 29 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM
Dave Hanson 29 Jul 05 - 12:43 AM
The Fooles Troupe 29 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM
GUEST,Bill the Collie 28 Jul 05 - 11:43 PM
MudGuard 28 Jul 05 - 04:07 PM
Tam the man 28 Jul 05 - 02:19 PM
Alaska Mike 28 Jul 05 - 12:55 PM
GUEST,noddy 28 Jul 05 - 11:36 AM
Mr Red 28 Jul 05 - 11:03 AM
pdq 27 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 27 Jul 05 - 11:09 AM
Bunnahabhain 27 Jul 05 - 09:29 AM
GUEST,Ghost of a Redneck 13 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM
GUEST,John 13 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM
Ebbie 12 Dec 03 - 07:11 PM
YorkshireYankee 12 Dec 03 - 12:26 PM
Cluin 11 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM
Dave Hanson 11 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM
Bobert 10 Dec 03 - 06:53 PM
Cluin 10 Dec 03 - 06:36 PM
mike the knife 10 Dec 03 - 01:51 PM
Splott Man 10 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM
GUEST 10 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM
GUEST,Liverstuck 09 Dec 03 - 10:15 PM
Schantieman 09 May 03 - 12:21 PM
GUEST,Al 09 May 03 - 01:11 AM
Cluin 08 May 03 - 03:50 PM
Cluin 08 May 03 - 03:35 PM
GUEST,noddy 08 May 03 - 10:06 AM
Cluin 07 May 03 - 09:45 PM
GUEST,pdc 07 May 03 - 08:38 PM
Jim McLean 07 May 03 - 05:03 PM
Charley Noble 06 May 03 - 06:02 PM
Schantieman 06 May 03 - 04:04 PM
Dave Bryant 06 May 03 - 06:36 AM
Trevor 06 May 03 - 04:35 AM
GUEST,Crazy Eddie 06 May 03 - 04:30 AM
Helen 06 May 03 - 02:54 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Bob
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 10:17 PM

A man walks into a Bar...Ouch! it was an iron bar


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 07:52 PM

Compatible Irish gays. Partrick Fitzmaurice and Maurice Fitzpatrick.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Tam the man
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 01:49 PM

The Scottish exct.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Seamus Kennedy
Date: 04 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM

Leading cause of death among lesbians? Hairballs.
Why do dogs lick their willies? Because they can't make a fist!


Seamus


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: jpk
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 06:12 PM

waa,waa


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Pseudolus at Work
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM

World's shortest poem...it's called "Fleas"

Adam
Had'em


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 03 Aug 05 - 11:53 AM

G. Bush.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: heric
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 11:18 AM

The Gay Cowboy come into town and shot up the sheriff.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 08:01 AM

BOOM! BOOM!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: JennyO
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 06:55 AM

...boy are my arms tired!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Peace
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 05:31 AM

I just flew in from New York and . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 05:30 AM

Now now dear, don't you think you're getting a little worked up over this? Almost making a mountain out of a molehill, in fact. Shortly, it will all seem unimportant...


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Peace
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 03:39 AM

"What a friend we have in Jesus,
Christ almighty what a pal"


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 12:43 AM

I don't give a shit who you are pal, you're not walking on the water where I'm fishing.

eric


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Jul 05 - 12:13 AM

You're a cab!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:43 PM

Call me a cab...


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: MudGuard
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 04:07 PM

Shortest joke I know (told to me by a doctor!):


A doctor comes ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Tam the man
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 02:19 PM

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman

have you seen my brother and the barman says why what does he look like.

2 goldfish in a tank and one says says to the other

how do you drive this


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 12:55 PM

Skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:36 AM

Massocist "Hit Me "

Saddist " No"


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Mr Red
Date: 28 Jul 05 - 11:03 AM

the shortest joke?

jk


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: pdq
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 11:17 AM

OBIT NOTICE: Man looks up shaft to see if elevator was coming. It was.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 11:09 AM

The world's shortest joke? That's easy...

My brother Don's whanger!

- BDiBR


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jul 05 - 09:29 AM

The pipers were tuned up, and....


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Ghost of a Redneck
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 12:45 PM

Well, HAY-ULL! It seemed like a good idee at the time.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,John
Date: 13 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM

Two gay cowboys. "Yup?". "Yep".


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 07:11 PM

Why are these from a horror story? "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door." "The last man on earth sat alone in his room. There was a lock on the door."

Obviously a man wrote the lines.

Hmmmm. It just occurred to me that if there were only one man left on earth, he and his projeny could re-populate the whole world. And there we go again...


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 12 Dec 03 - 12:26 PM

What Spike Milligan said he wanted on his gravestone:

"I told you I was ill."

Cheers,

YY


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Cluin
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM

"Fifty bucks," said the Mother Superior. "Same price as in town."


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM

A reporter once asked the late Noel Coward to say ' something amusing ' his reply ' Australia '
eric


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:53 PM

Danged, Mark Clark stole mine:

"W"

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 06:36 PM

KOOK!..amunga


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: mike the knife
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 01:51 PM

stoner humor:
"Dude?"
"Huh?"
"Dude!"

Short short story:
Coughin'
Coffin.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Splott Man
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM

Twas on the good ship Anthracite,
Ablaze on Plymouth Sound.

Unforgettable....errm!


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM

micca


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Liverstuck
Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:15 PM

sex


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Schantieman
Date: 09 May 03 - 12:21 PM

er....isn't that an oxymoron?


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Al
Date: 09 May 03 - 01:11 AM

banjo tune


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Cluin
Date: 08 May 03 - 03:50 PM

How many Mudcatters does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb... and a GUEST to post "Move this to the BS section right now, please".


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Cluin
Date: 08 May 03 - 03:35 PM

Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife or death.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 08 May 03 - 10:06 AM

Masochist: "Hit me!"
Sadist "No!"


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Cluin
Date: 07 May 03 - 09:45 PM

"Dinsdale?!?"


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 07 May 03 - 08:38 PM

"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." is one of Dorothy Parker's best lines.


A dog walks into a bar: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Jim McLean
Date: 07 May 03 - 05:03 PM

Fuck off!
PS Stronger letter following.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Charley Noble
Date: 06 May 03 - 06:02 PM

Helen-

You can lead a hor-ti-culture but the weeds will follow on their own...

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Schantieman
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:04 PM

We sailed to Virginia
And then we came back.


The gallant frigate Amphitrite
She sank in Plymouth Sound.


S


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 May 03 - 06:36 AM

One of the shortest punch-lines must be in the vocal banter of "Tha Arkansas Traveller":

Say old man, have you lived here all your life ? - Not Yet !

A Mr Thorpe, who was somewhat of a wit, requested that on his gravestone were incribed the words:

Thorpe's Corpse


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Trevor
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:35 AM

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: GUEST,Crazy Eddie
Date: 06 May 03 - 04:30 AM

You can drive a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.


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Subject: RE: BS: World's Shortest Joke
From: Helen
Date: 06 May 03 - 02:54 AM

You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.

(Sorry, I don't actually believe that, but I like the pun.)

Helen


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