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BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains

wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 05:20 PM
MMario 12 Sep 00 - 05:25 PM
Noreen 12 Sep 00 - 05:36 PM
catspaw49 12 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 05:49 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 05:51 PM
Bert 12 Sep 00 - 05:56 PM
Morticia 12 Sep 00 - 05:57 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 05:59 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 06:01 PM
Bert 12 Sep 00 - 06:04 PM
Liz the Squeak 12 Sep 00 - 06:10 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 06:11 PM
CarolC 12 Sep 00 - 06:12 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM
Noreen 12 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM
Liz the Squeak 12 Sep 00 - 06:15 PM
wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 06:16 PM
Noreen 12 Sep 00 - 06:29 PM
CarolC 12 Sep 00 - 06:32 PM
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wysiwyg 12 Sep 00 - 06:46 PM
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Subject: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:20 PM

OK, here's the deal. Is your brain strained? Is your common sense stretched just too damn thin? Have you out-thunk your present energy level like over-driving your headlights? Have you ascended one height too many in a day, a week, or a month? Or fallen into one pit too many-- yours or someone else's?? Hello! Yeah!! I'm talkin' to YOU!

Do you need a place to sorta catch up with yourself and ask yourself where the hell ya BEEN???

This is THAT tavern. It is NEAR the Neil Young Center but not IN it. It's on the way TO it. Yup. Sit here a spell and watch the amba-lances roll by, with me.

Recliners, down comforters, laps... what else do YOU need to get geared up to head on back out there into the fray? Or leave the fray behind maybe? Write it for yourself, right here. Or just head on in and collapse.

And no, this is NOT a story thread, if you want one of them thar things, start your own thread. This is for people who just don't wanna work that hard! I am not sure this tavern even has a jello pit!

~Sugar Dog


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: MMario
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:25 PM

Reserve that big bean bag chair for me; the plush velvet one with the ceiling fan over it. I'll be by sometime this evening and collapse. If there's anyone around willing to give a neck/backrub, I wouldn't mind that either....

Has the primal scream room opened back up? I'd like to sign up for a session if it has.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:36 PM

Oooooh just what I need, Sugar Dog. A really DEEP hot bath please with scented oils and thick white bath towels and extra hours in the day to spend in it- can they do that at the MTfT please?

Noreen


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:46 PM

Praise, ya' gotta' assure me that this joint is Norwegian friendly..........Imean, I ain't a Norwegian or nothin' but it seems that you can't swing a dead cat around here without insulting somebody, not to mention eating one....neither of those two are my idea of a good time either but I've about had it and.................HEY!!! You're right..........gimmee a triple Jack and a splash of Coke..........Wait a minute, better make that "cola" cause I don't want to outside Atlanta and..............Aw, ta hell with it....skip the coke and gimmee a beer chaser to the triple.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:49 PM

Noreen, MMario-- In this tavern, your wish is your command. (I am not in charge, I just sniffed out the right doorway, and am just here partaking of my own brand of recovery.) MMario, I'll trade minute for minute, for hand-holding.

I believe all the needs can be matched up if enough people show up.

~Sugar Dog


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:51 PM

Spaw, I promise to barf ALL OVER anyone who YOU say needs it. Deal? Whaddayou gonna do fer me? It's a trade, see.

Sitting there cackling to yourself would do nicely, if you can't think of anything else to offer.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Bert
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:56 PM

I'll come in and sit a while in that large sofa over there, and I'll have a large mug of hot chocolate heavily laced with Meyer's Rum. But you must assure me that there will be NO OLYMPICS on that big TV over the bar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Morticia
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:57 PM

Uncle Pat......a beer chaser with a tiple??? Boy have you had a rough day!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 05:59 PM

Bert, I'll barf all over the TV if someone even tries. Just sit there and look rakish for a bit. Deal?

This is really WORKING for me! And it loads FAST!!!

How's it working for you?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:01 PM

Morty, Morty, Morty.... great to see ya... didja bring the SNOGS??????

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Bert
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:04 PM

OWEEE! Snogs from Morty as well. I'm here to stay.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:10 PM

Can I just sit in the corner with my head in a bag please? And a bottle of spiced rum to celebrate my birthday on Thurs please.....

and maybe a catering sized pack of Green and Black's Organic Chocolate Icecream and a big spoon. How about some sprinkles please?

Well, maybe forget about the spoon. Don't forget to do between the toes..... anyone got a bunch of grapes??

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:11 PM

And for my recovery I am wandering around with headphones on listening to an amazing new Christian music CD produced by one of our own Mudcatters, and as i sway I am emitting wordless harmonies in a sort of ecstatic daze, absorbed in learning the tunes and words... not to bother anyone and not to share this time neither!

Eventually however I will get dizzy and thus can barf on request as described above. Aw geez NO I am NOT bulimic! Just feeling crappy! Mind if I drop into the recliner next to you as I croon this tune... oh my, so pretty.... silly grins for all.

And hey! Snog yourselves!!! I am tired of typing that little kiss symbol! I never got even ONE back!!

Morty, you can use it from now in!

~Sugar Dog (*itch) (Temporarily no doubt!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:12 PM

I notice this place has a nice white sandy beach (silica sand, not Gulf of Mexico powder). I am sprawled out on one of those chaize thingies (sp?). There is a softly spoken waiter who brings me cool things to drink as I allow myself to become mesmerized by the sound of the lapping waves against the shore.

The sun is gentle and it feels rich and creamy like the color of buttercups against my skin. The air is soft, and mellow, and it blows gently over me carrying the smell of salt water.

I get up and walk along the beach, feeling the grit of the sand massage the bottoms of my feet. Seagulls are swooping down to drop shelled things on rocks to break them open. I can hear their calls.

I walk in the shallows of the water, and feel the push and pull of the waves against my feet and legs. I can feel the tang of the salt water against my skin.

The sound of the waves, the seagulls, and the gentle breeze massage the insides of my ears. My skin is caressed by the warmth of the sun and the breeze. The salt air fills my nose and lungs as I breath deeply and fill my soul with the spirit of the ocean and the shore.

I'm in heaven.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM

From now ON!

LTS, no one here to give an OK. Have to give it to yourself.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:13 PM

NO TV


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:15 PM

Ah, I can feel the warm flow of something over my hand, hear the gentle gurgles of that odious git three desks over as the knife slides gently in, and out, in and out, in......... and out................

And relax.

LTS *BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:16 PM

How odd, LTS. Works for me, too.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:29 PM

CarolC
that is so beautiful, makes me cry. I'm out of my bath, wrapped in an enormous, soft white towel and walking towards the sound of the waves and the sea breeze.

N


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:32 PM

Noreen, would you like to see a beautiful shell I just found under this rocK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Noreen
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:41 PM

Yes please Carol- my feet are sinking into the damp, pebbly sand but I haven't seen any shells yet. ........inhale.............mmmmmmmmmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:46 PM

Music and system maintenance! ISP finally working fast! Down to just 80 PM's! Away they go!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:50 PM

Praise, I think we're going to have to put you on decafienated coffee while you're here. Here, have a nice cold glass of chamomile tea...


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:50 PM

Ahhhh. A deep, cushy chair with no arms so I can play the geeetar. A glass of something made from grapes that have known each other too long. Cushy footstool. No shoes. Mmmmm.

Thanks, SugarPraiseDog/Whatever your name is.

O..O
=o=
click me


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 06:53 PM

CarolC, yes. Know why? Too much caffeine makes women get sore n.... no I can't say it. But I bet the gals know what I mean.

~Just As I Am, Without One Flea~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:05 PM

Good idea Mort...........Somebody fill this tiple with Jack and I'll be fine for the night.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:29 PM

Well I got it down to a dozen essential reference PM's, thank God, and I'm heading home and offline... someone else'll have to practice not being in charge around here for a bit.

MMario, go ahead and write our neckrub and handholding scene if you like. I know you'll get my part just right. Don't forget to add Little Ruby Hoobie Doobie, for comic relief, zinging around.

Be good to each other, now, or I'll have a lot of barfing to do tomorrow.

Thanks, all.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:43 PM

I want my new Oasis imports NOW, not Friday...I don't want to think about photographic development chemicals, or artistic representations of my own personal & desired time management methods...I want a bowl of Breyer's homestyle Butter Pecan Ice cream...and a nice girl to put my arms around and hug for hours.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: MMario
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:48 PM

Mbo -when you find the girl, check and see if she has an unattached older sister, will you? Or a mother, or an aunt?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:55 PM

"Daughters....Protect Your Mothers"

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:58 PM

I just wanna sleep and sleep and sleep, without any weird nightmares; sleep until I want to wake up, and all the CRAP will be over................NO MORE CRAP!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: bflat
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:59 PM

Spaw,

Mothers now come with their own protection.

bflat


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: MAG (inactive)
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:14 PM

Ooh, great. a space out with good people thread. A place I can have virtual Hennessey, virtual sugary ice cold lemonade, virtual Haagen-Dasz coffee ice cream ...

I brought my back spinal thingee to lie on which is like a visit to a good chiropractor. I'll let you use it in exchange for neckrubs.

The Tumbleweed Festival here over the holiday weekend was great; we ended up with a sea chantey singalong at a pizza joint until they threw us out at closing, midnight. Reentry is hard after a night like that. Getting my annual rating didn't help, either.

Just how old are you looking for, MMario? Why did I think you were female? Can you waltz??


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: JenEllen
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:23 PM

Thanks there SugarWoofer, how'd ya know this tired lil gal needed a spot to rest her aching bones? Just set me up with a cozy spot in the no-barfing section (had enough dog puke at work t'day thanks...)

How's about a back rub conga line? Jus' sit in a row on the floor? Rub a bit and...flip! Only I can't promise not to fall asleep on a shoulder, but I do promise not to drool...

TiredGal


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:28 PM

Foot rubs...ooo I do those!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: campfire
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:30 PM

Hey, Mbo, & MMario, hours of hugs sounds heavenly. I'd trade for that backrub you wanted...

campfire


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:46 PM

Oh, thank you! >>SQUEEZE<<


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:55 PM

Hot tub.... foot massage.... Hershey's Special Dark........


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: flattop
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:03 PM

Am Am F F Am Am F F. Is that cowgirl still stuck in the sand?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Sorcha
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:12 PM

large bottle of painkillers to stop migraine in progress--neck rub later when it don't hurt so bad......nite all.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: flattop
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:41 PM

What's with all this barfing, Praise? When we run into our mudSaint in a mudTavern, we expect her to be able to hold her liquor and to be able to take a good punch. I'm losing faith tonight.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:54 PM

I'm very insulted by "Spaw's" comment about swinging dead cats! My cat has been missing for several days now and I would hate to think that, that was his final gig. I'm sure you didn't mean anything bad by it but ...he was a Norwegian long hair .... LL


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Alice
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:06 PM

Wow! We now have a beach in Montana, next to the Neil Young Center! Awesome. Between the toes rub, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:10 PM

You got it ma'am!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: flattop
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:14 AM

I'm sure Spaw was using the short for mudcatter when her referred to swinging a dead cat, Lyrical Lady. Your cat was probably an individual with a personality all his own. How would we recognize him? What was he like? In what part of the world did he go missing? How badly do you miss him?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:33 AM

I'm pretty sure when I find him, he will have his tongue firmly planted in his cheek! LL


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:36 AM

I'm pretty sure when I find him, he will have his tongue firmly planted in his cheek! LL


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:46 AM

Great Babbling Bald-headed Buddha on a Stick! So this is where everybody's hanging out! I'll have an ice-cold Beck's if you've got one.

OK,Praise.I give up.Why does too much caffiene make your neck sore?

And...Son of..a Beach!! Where did that come from?Suddenly overcome by capitalist urgeI'll set up my palapa hut over here under these palm trees. I'll call it Panama LEJ's! Coconut oil,anyone?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: flattop
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 07:33 AM

Who will will have whose tongue firmly planted in who's cheek? Spaw or the cat?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains
From: flattop
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 07:52 AM

Oops. Morning brain.


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