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DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!

Little Hawk 11 Sep 00 - 11:51 PM
Wincing Devil 11 Sep 00 - 11:55 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 12 Sep 00 - 12:04 AM
Bill D 12 Sep 00 - 12:06 AM
Mbo 12 Sep 00 - 12:22 AM
CarolC 12 Sep 00 - 01:09 AM
CarolC 12 Sep 00 - 01:30 AM
GUEST,Yum Yum 12 Sep 00 - 04:24 AM
flattop 12 Sep 00 - 07:01 AM
sledge 12 Sep 00 - 08:48 AM
Mbo 12 Sep 00 - 10:37 AM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 00 - 11:15 AM
GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU 12 Sep 00 - 11:19 AM
thosp 12 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 00 - 11:59 AM
Bernard 12 Sep 00 - 12:30 PM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 00 - 12:43 PM
mousethief 12 Sep 00 - 01:41 PM
hesperis 12 Sep 00 - 01:47 PM
mousethief 12 Sep 00 - 02:03 PM
RichM 12 Sep 00 - 03:17 PM
Little Hawk 12 Sep 00 - 04:00 PM
Banjer 12 Sep 00 - 07:05 PM
Banjer 12 Sep 00 - 07:33 PM
CarolC 12 Sep 00 - 09:36 PM
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Subject: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:51 PM

And if you have any shred of restraint, good taste or common decency...I know you won't.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 11 Sep 00 - 11:55 PM

Ok, I promise I won't post to this thread

Wincing Devil>;-(
If there's one thing we've learned from history, it's that we learn NOTHING from history


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:04 AM

I will never ever post to such a thread I assure you...


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:06 AM

it is SO tempting to start another thread stating that I didn't post to this one......but I have too much restraint.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:22 AM

I like Marty Stuart
I like ELO
And I think Billy Jackson is
The greatest thing you know
Yeah, I love Dougie, Queen, and Eddi
And Days of Future Passed
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
You can kiss my ass!

Cause I think what they've done is well worth doing
And they're doing in the best way that they can
You're the only one that you are screwin'
When you put down what you don't understand

Now I ain't saying they're the first or the last
But if there's anybody that don't like Oasis
They can kiss me ass!

Pucker up!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:09 AM

ALL RIGHT!!!

Way to go! I'm going to have to come up with some more stuff!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:30 AM

ATTENTION: FLATTOP

This post has been forwarded to you from the previous DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD thread by CarolC

Enlightenment...confusion...

It's hard to tell the difference sometimes.

Carol


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: GUEST,Yum Yum
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:24 AM

Like the man with constipation, - I just don't give a SHIT !!!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:01 AM

Funny chords, Oasis. Lots of open strings when they play up the neck. It's almost as if they wanted to be pipers or like the gutarist is missing a finger. Perhaps I'm confusing them with Radiohead. I'm getting old and decrepit. Was it Radiohead where the guys went off to college except for the youngest guy who stayed home and swallowed a guitar?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: sledge
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 08:48 AM

Spaws anal emissions of gas
Do regularly come to pass
With a trump and a roar
They swell to the fore
And reduce his trousers to ash.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:37 AM

I'm also a big Radiohead fan, and I had not heard that story! I think though you must be thinking of Radiohead, they do use a lot of atmosphere open up-the-neck chords. Oasis (well, Noel) uses a lot of major & minor sevenths, and well as added 9ths and suspensions.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:15 AM

Mbo - no one is fooled by all this "Oasis" stuff you keep going on about...your posting of 12 Sep 12:22 AM isn't really about Oasis at all...it's a not too subtle ploy to flirt with the female contingency on Mudcat, that's what it is...

Mbo - it ain't gonna work. When you want girls to like you, you don't invite them to kiss your ass. Trust me on this. A little subtlety goes a long way in courtship.

:-) !!!! (I'm just joking, Mbo, I know you love Oasis.)

And you're right about flattop...he's a smart one...but I just love razzing him, that's all. Besides, he hasn't got me all figured out, though maybe he thinks he does. Mind you, I haven't got him all figured out either. I don't have enough time for that, and the pay is lousy.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: GUEST,Mbo_at_ECU
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:19 AM

Ha ha! That silly little parody has been knocking around in my head for months! Maybe someday I'll do other verses! BTW I'm checking out some previously-unheard ELO songs! Oh that Jeff Lynne! Sheer genuis! ELO RULES!!!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: thosp
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:59 AM

thosp - Why the heck do you keep posting to threads and then not saying anything???


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bernard
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:30 PM

Like the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil and paper...

(I didn't post this, it was somebody else - honest!)


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 12:43 PM

No shit?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:41 PM

To post, or not to post?

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 01:47 PM

Thosp keeps hitting "Submit Message" instead of "Forum Home". At least, I think that's what he's doing.
Maybe it's a way of saying "Thosp Was Here!" or something like that.

hesperis was here. She's gone now.
She'll be back later...


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: mousethief
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 02:03 PM

Who or what is Oasis?

O..O
=o=


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: RichM
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 03:17 PM

I'm posting to this thread to let you know that I will NOT post to this thread, regardless of the fact that this posting is a posting to this thread, but I wanted to let you know I won't be posting to this thread.

Please consider this a non-post.

Sincerely (NOT) Yours

Rich McCarthy


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 04:00 PM

mousethief - Oasis is a rock group that came into being a few years back (as far as I know)and has been quite successful. Mbo loves them. Their music is sometimes a bit reminiscent of the Beatles, to my way of thinking. Some of their stuff is pretty good. Ask Mbo for a more complete description of this band...you could send him a PM on that.

RichM - I am indeed relieved that you chose not to post to this thread...or rather that you did not choose not to not post to this thread...not. This demonstrates your good taste and discretion...not!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:05 PM

OK, to continue on the insanity that was applauded in the other thread to which no sane person posted, just the rest of us.....

In Orillia resided a lad
Whose music was really not bad
But before he would play
The Lord's Prayer he would pray
So there was no work to be had.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 07:33 PM

There once was a Cat named 'Spaw
Who blew the butt trumpet raw
But what he did to Cleigh
Would blow ya away
'Twas the damndest thing I ever I ever saw!

In Bremen-town lives a Cletus
Whose lack of couth would defeat us
Then along came 'Spaw
They declared it a draw
For competition they didn't need us

Bill D with a fervor that burned
Would leave no blank wood unturned
He was once heard to say
That there was no way
That his talent could ever be learned

Little Hawk and Flattop walking past McGill
Decide to stop and use it, one was feeling ill
Kindly the gloved hand beckoned
They didn't need it that bad, they reckoned
Last seen they were cresting the hill.

I must remember to book myself a room at the Neil Young Resort! Arrrrrrgh...........!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 09:36 PM

Banjer, you can hang out at my beach. It's in the Mudcat Tavern for Tatterbrains thread.

It's a nice beach. (But watch out for the seagulls.)


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Subject: Can I post here instead?
From: rangeroger
Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM


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Subject: Limericks Anonymous
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:53 AM

A poet named Banjer once said,
"My biggest, most hideous dread
Is to wake up one day
And to work, not to play
On this truly magnificent thread."


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: bflat
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:10 AM

I won't stake a post on this, or is it post a stake?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: sledge
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:09 AM

A thread that went on forever
was seen by many as clever
It grew day by day
in every way
Until my throat, with a knife, had to sever

End this madness now.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:31 PM

Well, I'm baaaaaaack!

With a new limerick, no less!

So flattop thinks I'm a loon
For dancing under the moon
But if he'd come out,
See what it's about,
He's soon be changing his tune


flattop - Say hi to Rick Kane for me, ok?

~*sirepseh*~


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:34 PM

Yeah, apologies in advance to Rick Kane for missing his usual Wednesday night gig. Got to go and dance under the moon instead. We tried to get flattop to come along for that too, but no go. We got a neat little leprechaun outfit made up for him special, with the little leather boots with the pointy toes, and the tunic, trousers and belt, and the nifty little cap as well, plus a cape with the slogan "Born to raise Heck!" printed on it. He declined, unfortunately. We were hoping that he would dance the hornpipe while Sophocleese played a medieval ditty on her recorder.

Sigh....

Well, maybe next time.

Banjer - where the heck are you from? Are you an Orillian? I like your limericks!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: flattop
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:30 PM

If your leprechaun outfit is available tonight, Little Hawk, what the hell are you wearing under the moon? Rick Kane promised to brush up on three Nanci Griffith originals for tonight and you guys are standing him up? I think you should dance the whole tawdry group down West Street to Finnigan's for a Massive Irish.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:39 PM

No LH, I'm not Orillian, but from your description of the town council and other dysfunctional oddities found in Orillia I just couldn't resist the limerick attempts. You have created a monster...To paraphrase Pogo, "I have met the enemy and he is me!"

An Orillian resident I'm not,
But I think of that quaint place a lot,
Especialy at night,
With my lamp by my side
As I seek out the porta pot!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 05:36 PM

Aaaaaaaakkkkkk! No way! Back up to the top you go!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 07:39 PM

I think I'll start a thread on Canadian content. Why not, eh?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 09:41 PM

Spaw had got so fed up with the postings
That he lay in the sun for a toasting
When down came a bomb
It was from Major Tom
And it gave his aplomb quite a roasting

He leaped up in a froth of dismay
And declared, with a holler "No way!"
As his pants were blown off
Causing neighbours to cough
And then turn their shocked faces away

As he ran for the house he did hear
A loud cackle that rang in his ear
'Twas the astronaut's shade
As it rose from the glade
And pursued with a vengeance most clear

"You have slandered my death and my name
And upon David Bowie brought shame
Now list, ye vile traitor
Ye prancer and prater
To the doom that befalls on your frame

Unto you a most hideous fate
To be tied hand and foot to a plate
In the hands of a giant
Not 2000-compliant
Who's propensities I'll soon relate

He devours the foul and the fair
Leaving nothing but soiled underwear
Which in your case dear Spaw
Means he's eating you raw
And leaving not one single hair

So prepare for the worst, wretched Spaw
As upon you descendeth his claws
A pox on your person
For that matter, a curse on
Your head, and your house..."(wild applause!)


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 11:23 PM

Most villainous, Little Hawk! I do approve. However, be careful with those curses! You almost spilled one, 'tis quite dangerous, forsooth.

(Unless of course, you were going to use the 'Irish Curse Engine' or whatever it's called... post the link please?)

hesperis


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Sep 00 - 11:54 PM

Not to worry hesp..........Anyone who can get so poetic over a moronic song has nought but love in his soul. Also his sole......of course there you'll also find some nasty smelling David Bowie......oops, meant to say moose shit. No problem...same thing. Anyway, he's a good man I can tell and even though an old girlfriend once described his genitals in their most aroused state as looking like "a melting fudgsicle flanked by two jelly beans," he's still OK by me.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: hesperis
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 12:01 AM

Oh, it's great if he writes horrible limericks about you, Spaw!
I rather liked that 'epic poem' actually.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 12:17 AM

Oh its true hesp....His poems have outdone the original Major Tom by leaps and bounds.......his talents run the entire gamut from A to B. When y'all have your spag match, tell him you want to use rotini because Spaw said he's completely screwed.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 02:12 AM

Very impressive, Little Hawk.

I vote that we shellac it and hang it from the ceiling. I vote that we shellac Spaw and hang him from the ceiling, too.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 03:34 AM

I used to hang from the ceiling when I'd get shellacked. I've also laid on the floor was plastered on the walls. Nothing like a bottle of Jack to enhance life's pleasures.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:53 AM

Spaw, you used that same line about the fudgesicle on me. You gotta get some new material. Go talk to Art.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:57 AM

Used it on Joe Offer too! I guess some of you guys are related. Art and I were just talking last week about how many times we have used the same lines around here. But a good line is always a good line. I mean like, JELLY BEANS RULE!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 07:25 PM

Bravo, LH, Bravo....I stand humbled and bowed in the shadow of greatness. It just proves a theory I have held for some while...Some of us are great and others just have too much time on our hands....But very few have both qualities...You, Sir, are one of those chosen few...Again, Bravo, Bravo, Bravo...In Canada folks would oft gawk
When past strode the great Little Hawk
He would pen a great rhyme
In three quarter time
And folks could do no more than gawk.....

Oh lawdy, it's gettin worse....What's next....Puns?


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 07:40 PM

Yes, puns please.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Sep 00 - 11:48 PM

The royal jester was in trouble...too many puns.The King said "Hang him"......but the jester pleaded for his life, saying that he was such a good punster, that he couldn't help it, and could pun on ANY subject. The King said..."very well, make a pun on the King, and I may spare you"

"Oh" said the jester."The king is not a subject!"....so they hanged him...


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 02:22 AM

Banjer - I am flattered. Seriously. Thank you. I did discover that it's actually easier to write several limericks that tell a story...than to write several entirely separate limericks...plus, I guess I was just in the mood.

I actually have been too busy to do much posting to Mudcat. I just got back from the gig at the Corner Coffeehouse in Newmarket. It was a delight. Now I have to send 1 quick message and get some sleep. Busy day tomorrow.

Spaw and Hesperus - you're both a riot! Thanks for all the good chuckles! G'night.


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: Banjer
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 03:07 AM

BillD, Yet another pun(ch) line came to mind on your story. After being told he would be spareed the rope, the jester was heard to say that 'no noose is good news'...Oh noooooo! I can feel it taking its diabolical grip on me....HELLLLLLLP!

LH, I can see where it could be easier to pen a 'multi limerick' because the trick is to find words that rhyme. Having listed groups of words that would work together it would be a shame to not use them all. Well, it's off to the banjo string thread, I can hardly stand the tension to see who has been stringing me along!


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Subject: RE: DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD, EITHER!!!
From: P05139
Date: 16 Sep 00 - 03:41 PM

I'm not posting to this thread, I'm not even on the Mudcat site!!


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