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Jokes about Musicians

Banjer 12 Aug 00 - 05:45 PM
ol'troll 12 Aug 00 - 04:38 PM
mactheturk 12 Aug 00 - 04:17 PM
Dee45 12 Aug 00 - 04:14 PM
mactheturk 12 Aug 00 - 04:07 PM
GUEST,The gnome at home 12 Aug 00 - 03:56 PM
Mark Clark 12 Aug 00 - 03:56 PM
Catrin 12 Aug 00 - 03:52 PM
cujimmy 12 Aug 00 - 03:46 PM
mactheturk 12 Aug 00 - 03:33 PM
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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: Banjer
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 05:45 PM

Q.How can you tell a banjo player is on a level stage?

A.He drools from both sides of his mouth.

Q.What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A.The viola burns longer.


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: ol'troll
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:38 PM

This is really lame! Everyone knows that there are only two jokes about musicians.

All the rest are true.(snicker, snicker)

troll


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: mactheturk
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:17 PM

What do you call a guitar player with half a brain?

A bass player.....


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: Dee45
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:14 PM

Q. How does a musician make his car more aero-dynamic?

A. He removes the Dominoes' Pizza sign.



Q. Definition of an optimist?

A. A tiple player with a pager.


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: mactheturk
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 04:07 PM

What is the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four....


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: GUEST,The gnome at home
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 03:56 PM

Q. if you throw a bodhran, a banjo and a melodeon of a cliff which will hit the bottom first?

A. Who cares???


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: Mark Clark
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 03:56 PM

While working on "Black And Blue," Duke Ellington cut his orchestra off very suddenly in the middle of a rehearsal. "Why is the horn section playiing 'George Washington'?" he demanded to know. Came the reply, "But boss, you said play the bridge!"

      - Mark


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: Catrin
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 03:52 PM

Question: How many folksingers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer: Four, one to change the bulb and the other three to sing about how good the old one was.


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Subject: RE: Jokes about Musicians
From: cujimmy
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 03:46 PM

One evening on my way to a session, I parked my car, got out, and walked towards the pub where I remembered that I had left my banjo on the back seat of the car and forgot to lock the doors. So I ran back to the car and looked in the window - and realised I was too late - another 20 banjo's had been abandoned beside mine.


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Subject: Jokes about Musicians
From: mactheturk
Date: 12 Aug 00 - 03:33 PM

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A father is talking to his son and the son says, "Dad when I grow up I'm going to be a musician".

The father replies, "Well, you can't have it both ways".

mac


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