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Mudcat Patio Party!

wysiwyg 21 Jul 00 - 12:38 PM
Amergin 21 Jul 00 - 12:31 PM
Allan C. 21 Jul 00 - 12:27 PM
Mbo 21 Jul 00 - 12:25 PM
Amergin 21 Jul 00 - 12:17 PM
Allan C. 21 Jul 00 - 12:09 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 21 Jul 00 - 11:46 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 21 Jul 00 - 10:47 AM
GUEST,Santa Claus 21 Jul 00 - 08:35 AM
Allan C. 21 Jul 00 - 08:01 AM
Big Mick 21 Jul 00 - 07:21 AM
alison 21 Jul 00 - 01:54 AM
Sorcha 21 Jul 00 - 12:16 AM
momnopp 21 Jul 00 - 12:06 AM
Bill D 21 Jul 00 - 12:03 AM
Sorcha 20 Jul 00 - 11:59 PM
Susan A-R 20 Jul 00 - 09:10 PM
wysiwyg 20 Jul 00 - 08:46 PM
Sorcha 20 Jul 00 - 06:42 PM
Mbo 20 Jul 00 - 06:23 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 20 Jul 00 - 06:11 PM
Kim C 20 Jul 00 - 05:22 PM
MMario 20 Jul 00 - 10:22 AM
Kim C 20 Jul 00 - 10:12 AM
Morticia 20 Jul 00 - 09:48 AM
Peter T. 20 Jul 00 - 09:28 AM
Allan C. 20 Jul 00 - 09:09 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 20 Jul 00 - 03:52 AM
bflat 19 Jul 00 - 10:02 PM
alison 19 Jul 00 - 09:54 PM
Susan A-R 19 Jul 00 - 09:43 PM
MMario 19 Jul 00 - 09:26 PM
Biskit 19 Jul 00 - 09:18 PM
wysiwyg 19 Jul 00 - 08:32 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 19 Jul 00 - 08:27 PM
Morticia 19 Jul 00 - 08:17 PM
Lonesome EJ 19 Jul 00 - 05:44 PM
Amergin 19 Jul 00 - 04:57 PM
MMario 19 Jul 00 - 04:54 PM
Biskit 19 Jul 00 - 04:26 PM
Lonesome EJ 19 Jul 00 - 04:17 PM
Kim C 19 Jul 00 - 03:53 PM
Morticia 19 Jul 00 - 03:08 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 19 Jul 00 - 02:31 PM
Jim the Bart 19 Jul 00 - 02:08 PM
MMario 19 Jul 00 - 02:02 PM
Amergin 19 Jul 00 - 01:53 PM
Mbo 19 Jul 00 - 01:49 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 19 Jul 00 - 01:42 PM
Allan C. 19 Jul 00 - 01:09 PM
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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:38 PM

I'll bid on Santy's knickers!

Should be worth more with the beer included!

~S~


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:31 PM

Oh well, thanks for trying....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Allan C.
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:27 PM

Pfffftwhzzzzzzzzzzzzz Too late! I was trying to pull it out of the path of Big Mick.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Mbo
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:25 PM

Whoo, glad I decided to sit out that game! It's turning into a sticky fracas!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Amergin
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:17 PM

Hey, Allan, what're you doing with my inflatable? Get your grimy hands off it!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Allan C.
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:09 PM

Thanks, Animaterra. That was a narrow escape. Now, it appears that you missed getting a bit of that chocolate off...r-i-g-h-t there! ...Oops. Sorry! Got carried away for a moment. Wow! That tastes really good!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 11:46 AM

Come on over here, Allan, I'll save you from Big Bad Mick. Just as soon as I get this chocolat off my-
Hey! Reg! No thanks! I didn't ask for any help---
HELP!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 10:47 AM

Things are getting a little out of hand now, first of all the Reg boys get nekkid then they fall down on the buffet table. Look Reg has got strawberries stuck up his arse (ass). It's OK, Reg, I've got some cream for that
RtS ("joke" stolen from a cartoon seen recently!)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: GUEST,Santa Claus
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 08:35 AM

Well geez, now look! You made me spill beer all over my imported snowman boxer shorts! Mrs. Claus is gonna throw a hissy-fit when she see's this! What a durn minnit...If CLETUS is taken over the North Pole...I hope he isn't doin' the nasty wife my old lady! And if he is, well he's gonna get a BIG surprise come Christmas morning! Best time to try out our new Killer-Bees-In-A-Can toy! HO HO HO HO!!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Allan C.
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 08:01 AM

Whoa, big fella! I should tell you that I bruise quite easily. I'm innocent, I tellya. What with the spilled heffalump and the Mazola oil I have absolutely no control of where I am or who I happen to be on top of. (Whispers to Alison: Thanks, luv but I gotta go - self preservation and all that sort of thing, you know.) Get yerself over here and give it a go and you'll see what I mean. Just give me a moment to get outta the way. (And he quickly rolled sideways and found himself eyeball to painted toenail which led his eye to a smooth, well shaped leg...) Hey! Who put the inflate-o-date in here!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Big Mick
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 07:21 AM

The patio gate flys open and the biggest Mick in the village comes striding across the patio carrying all the fixing for a seafood buffet................. Jayzus but I heard there was a party going on.....about time after all that other silly shite.....Clear me a spot for the food.....Anyone seen THE FAIR ONE? Over at the volleyball game? OK.......WHAT???? WAIT A MINUTE......THEY GOT NO CLOTHES ON.....AND ALLAN C. IS ON TOP OF THE FAIR ONE!!!!!!!! Prepare yourself, Lad...I am going to give the word communion a new meaning for you....sit still FAIR ONE, and I will lick..er, clean that off you in a minute...Damn, and I really like Allan, too, but Oh well, there will be more shrimp to go around............


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: alison
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 01:54 AM

Hey Susan..... I AM HERE!!!!!!..... I'm over here underneath Allan C and on top of a lot of chocolate heffalump that someone slopped onto the twister board...... I supoose we're going to have to lick all of this off to see the colours again... but for the time being...... left hand chocolate!!!

anyone see Mick?.... how fast can you run Allan????? *grin*


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Sorcha
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:16 AM

I am buying a one way ticket outta town first thing in the morning!! Think I am staying around to meet Petey's 'rents? I don't have "STOOPID" tattooed on my forhead, nuh uh. Right foot BLUE! Bill D, get your hand outta my peg box.......ooooops. Sorry, luv.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: momnopp
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:06 AM

Pass the chocolate giraffe, mouse, rhinocerous, whatever please. Chocolate's my very favoritest - how did you know?

Left foot blue.

OUCH! Who does this shoulder belong to, anyway?

I think I'll just lounge over here in this pool of - of - of, um, licks fingers lime goo. . .


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jul 00 - 12:03 AM

....damn..always late to the GOOD parties...*sneakin' over and dribbling Mazola oil on the twister board and removing clothing*....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 11:59 PM

Let's just put the sofa in the pool and then we can all sit on it to watch the Knickers Auction. Praises' are up first. Run 'em up the flagpole, friends!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Susan A-R
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 09:10 PM

Hmmmm, perhaps if we got all of the Regs, Santa, and a few other folks to heave on this sofa we could . . . Ooops, guess it kinda lost whatever spring it once had. Maybe if the FAIR ONE were to play Twister . . .


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 08:46 PM

Biskit splashed me.

That guy is always waking me up!

When is the knickers auction?

~S~


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 06:42 PM

Right hand YELLOW!! That was me, there watching the reflector ball, trying to figure out some important Trancendental stuff. I believe I sag a little much for the volleyball game, but I'll wrassle Praise in the pool! Allan, that was TOO your foot!! I seen your foot, and I know it when I sees it!! Sandals, jeez........4-2-2 got the gi-tar back so they are gonna play us a tune, here.

Oh it is loverly to sit in the shade of the Ice Sculpture, and I doan care what it is......could be a heffalump, maybe?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Mbo
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 06:23 PM

Mo Oasis time! I'm yer shakermaker!

Shake along with me!! Shake along with them! Shake along with me!!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 06:11 PM

AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who spilled chocolate heffalump on the Twister b
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!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 05:22 PM

Well, y'all, this has been tremendous fun but I'm going out of town for the weekend so I'll catch ya later. And remember, don't tell Mom about the tattoos!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: MMario
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 10:22 AM

SANTA
CLETUS!!!
This cannot be for real...who spiked the punch? What'll it be next, dancind crocodiles? elephants in tutus? Big Mick and Koko engaged?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Kim C
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 10:12 AM

Ow! Obviously I'm not as flexible as I used to be. Can someone help me up, here?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Morticia
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 09:48 AM

Roger......maybe if we put his Guiness over here he'll kind of stretch for it and .......ooops, no, sorry Mick, I wouldn't dream of touching your Guiness ( damn, no-one told me he gets vicious). Apparently Santa just lost all the elves and the workshop to some guys called Reg and this guy called Cleetus tells me he's my new boss and now in charge of all things Christsmassy.........this isn't good, is it?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Peter T.
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 09:28 AM

****PHONE RINGS*****

"Hi, Mom, hi, how's it going....That good....Oh, quiet, quiet. I have been working through the second volume of Proust and it is going well, if pre-World War One France is your....ummm, the noise? Maybe the TV. I was watching Louis Rukeyser on Mutual Funds....No, no, I think you should stay a couple more days....you want to come back tonight?????....Gosh, Mom, just think of all that travelling time....what? Yes, I'll water what's left of the roses -- I mean, the roses, all the roses, figure of speech Mom.... Ok, Bye Mom. (phone clicks, dial) Hello, Operator, can you connect me with an airline....No, just one with flights out of here....Thanks, I'll wait.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Allan C.
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 09:09 AM

Uh...that's not my foot, Alison. But what I can't figure out is how I can get the ball over the net while keeping my right hand on the red spot. It is my serve, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 20 Jul 00 - 03:52 AM

Hey, can some of you guys come and help get Mick outta the rhododendrons? I dunno how it happened, the tie-die sofa just sorta tipped back and he's too heavy for me to manage alone.
RtS


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: bflat
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 10:02 PM

I want to bring the best baked beans this side of the Hudson River. you will follow me home for these. Then we can gather together and sing: "Beans beans the more you eat the more you...." Honestly, yummy is the only word. Can I come to the party?????

bflat, who doesn't get out much.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: alison
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 09:54 PM

Hey Allan watch what you're doing with that foot.... right hand red.....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Susan A-R
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 09:43 PM

Here are some key lime pies with tequila whipped cream on em. Hmmmmm, nice tatoos. I'll go for a rum and tonic, and some hard core fiddling. I think that nude volleyball might be a real, um, bust.

Say, who is that out in the yard having a Loooong conversation with the reflecting ball?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 09:26 PM

I think Biskit just fell into the pool...or something. (right foot GREEN, people!) Uhmm, does barbecue sauce come out of white velvet seat cushions? And does anyone know anything about roses? They grow back if you break them off at ground level, right? (Left hand YELLOW!)


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Biskit
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 09:18 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! -Biskit-


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 08:32 PM

Too tired for a Patio Party. See me snoozing under that bush on soft ground?

But if Amos shows up, somebody wake me up for a dance, we will do the Schmielzo Polka. (If I am not awake, somebody post my steps for me!)

~S~


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 08:27 PM

Left foot... blue


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 08:17 PM

You know I could have sworn I saw the boss playing poker with a couple of really dubious- looking guys called Reg, over in the corner by the tie-died furniture ( nice look there, Peter).It couldn't have been, could it?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 05:44 PM

It's an abstract rendering, alright? Jeez. Critics.Placing right hand on red dot


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Amergin
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 04:57 PM

Is that what it is? I thought it was supposed to be a donkey....


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 04:54 PM

*launches into an inspired rendition of "Itches in me Britches"*

OHHHHH I wish they'd do it NOWWWWWWWWW!

Hey there! LOOK! LEJ made the catfish CROSS-EYED!!!!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Biskit
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 04:26 PM

Biskit sits near by under the canopy just watching the fun and enjoying himself.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 04:17 PM

LEJ chisels at ice sculpture, still pondering how Mbo could have accidentally stabbed himself in BOTH knees. Another of the Mudcat's many conundrums, he decides. The ice shards are bursting into the hot air like a crystal geyser all around him, throwing a rainbow across the friends gathered on the patio. He pauses for a moment in contemplation, takes a bite of his Chocolate Hefalump, makes a final smoothing cut on the sculpture with his Trader Vic's swizzle stick, then stands back.

Voila! It is finished! Now, where's that nude Twister Competition? Here, hand me that bottle of Wesson Oil!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Kim C
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 03:53 PM

I'll have another serving of that chocolate heffalump, please.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 03:08 PM

*Mops up Mmario with tail of her shirt* You okay now honey, or shall we lay you in the jello pool until things come back into focus?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 02:31 PM

(brushing rosepetals out of her hair) I'll have whatever MMario's having! Hey, 1L, if no one will play nude volleyball with you, want to help me see if we can get anyone to play a game of Twister- clothing optional, of course!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Jim the Bart
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 02:08 PM

Sorry bout that. That's why I don't drink anymore, hardly, well just a little, sometimes. That's probably why I don't get invited anywhere anymore, either. Can somebody turn that sun down? My hurt is heading. . . What a great party.


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 02:02 PM

*grabbing handfuls of rose petals and showering everybody with them*

wheeeeeeee! *turns green* I think I moved too fast....or sumfin'....there a chair handy?


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Amergin
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 01:53 PM

I got a smiley face tattooed on the back of my right hand between the thumb and the forefinger. At least I can please some one once in a while....

Amergin


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Mbo
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 01:49 PM

I ain't got any tattoos to show, but I do have two green dots, one on each knee, where I stabbed myself (accidentally) with a very sharp pencil 10 years ago. Similar color of an old tattoo. Well what do you expect from a careless 11-year-old budding artist?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 01:42 PM

*screeching in on a red MG convertible Hey, everybody! I heard there was a party! (Oops- sorry about the roses.) I heard music all the way from the Interstate and just had to check it out. Besides, the smell of chocolate is irresistble!


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Subject: RE: Mudcat Patio Party!
From: Allan C.
Date: 19 Jul 00 - 01:09 PM

I don't have any tattoos yet but after following Alison's lead, I'll show you where I plan to put one.


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