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UNDERGROUND Mudcat

GUEST,_gargoyle 09 Mar 00 - 10:48 PM
catspaw49 09 Mar 00 - 10:21 PM
Amos 09 Mar 00 - 10:16 PM
GUEST 09 Mar 00 - 09:58 PM
Sorcha 09 Mar 00 - 08:19 PM
Amos 09 Mar 00 - 08:16 PM
catspaw49 09 Mar 00 - 08:02 PM
Amos 09 Mar 00 - 06:31 PM
MMario 09 Mar 00 - 05:44 PM
Amos 09 Mar 00 - 05:30 PM
annamill 09 Mar 00 - 04:36 PM
Amos 09 Mar 00 - 09:48 AM
Mbo 09 Mar 00 - 07:57 AM
BlueJay 09 Mar 00 - 03:52 AM
GUEST,_gargoyle 09 Mar 00 - 12:11 AM
wysiwyg 08 Mar 00 - 08:55 PM
Caitrin 08 Mar 00 - 07:47 PM
Mbo 08 Mar 00 - 07:39 PM
catspaw49 08 Mar 00 - 07:02 PM
GUEST,Barky at Tim's house waiting for her dad. 08 Mar 00 - 06:56 PM
Amos 08 Mar 00 - 01:47 PM
catspaw49 08 Mar 00 - 01:23 PM
Amos 08 Mar 00 - 01:18 PM
rangeroger 08 Mar 00 - 01:14 PM
Mbo 08 Mar 00 - 12:54 PM
catspaw49 08 Mar 00 - 12:37 PM
Amos 08 Mar 00 - 12:24 PM
Mbo 08 Mar 00 - 11:42 AM
catspaw49 08 Mar 00 - 10:46 AM
katlaughing 08 Mar 00 - 10:42 AM
Sorcha 08 Mar 00 - 10:36 AM
wysiwyg 08 Mar 00 - 01:55 AM
katlaughing 08 Mar 00 - 01:49 AM
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BlueJay 08 Mar 00 - 01:05 AM
Mbo 08 Mar 00 - 12:51 AM
Amos 08 Mar 00 - 12:35 AM
Mbo 08 Mar 00 - 12:15 AM
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Troll 08 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM
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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 10:48 PM

To paraphrase a previous (24 months ago)MC thread...and |ALL its permutations:

Verily, verily, the Lord said unto Moses, come forth,
But, Moses came fifth,
Forwhich, the children of Isreal threw CamelTurds at him
For in those days...BS was unknown.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 10:21 PM

Great work!!! Should have posted your name, simply terrific.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 10:16 PM

Hee hee. Greeat Literature is Born! Hate that anonymous handle, though. Thanks for the grin.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 09:58 PM

God sat at the head of a long conference table, wrinkling His brow as He studied the papers in front of Him. He looked up and addressed the archangels seated around the table.

"Okay. New business. 'The Mudcat Discussion Forum.' Seems as though their resident dissident has declared his own Day Of Reckoning. On the chosen day, certain members will be selected to follow him to the Rapture. Sound familiar? I don't mind him borrowing so heavily from Moi, but you'd think at least he'd have the decency to credit Me for the original idea. Be that as it may, this isn't necessarily a trivial matter. The vast majority of the members of that Forum represent what's supposed to happen when you throw a bunch of diverse and divergent looney tunes together into one big sandbox. They treat each other with respect and tolerance for opposing viewpoints, regardless of how different they may be from their own. They celebrate the diversity each one brings to the mix. Bottom line, they play nice, just as it was intended. There's not enough of that going on down there.

"Now, I don't like to see a good thing get mucked up. So I'm asking for a volunteer to go down there on the Appointed Day and, you know, just...oversee things and report back to Me. So, who will it be? Which one of you has got a travellin' jones?"

God waited but no one said a word. The archangels fidgeted, picked at their wingfeathers, and shot each other nervous glances.

"For Son's sakes," said God, "don't everyone jump up at once and shout, 'Oooh, Oooh, me God, pick me!'" God looked down at his roster. "Okay, I'll guess we'll have to do this the hard way. Gabriel, what about you?"

Gabriel flipped open the spit valve of his trumpet and blew a puddle of condensation onto the floor. "God, Man, like dig....I'd love to go on the road but, like, I got this real gone gig I gotta play that day, and, like, I gots to be ready to go, Daddy-o!" He launched into a swinging little Dixieland riff and finished up with some scat in his best imitation of Louis Armstrong. Everyone applauded.

"Musicians," muttered God, giving Gabriel a wary but appreciative look, "they're all born crazy. Okay, let's see, ummmm.....Michael, what've you got going that day?"

Michael consulted his Daily Planner. "Sorry, Chief," he said, "I'm scheduled to pose for another one of those religious paintings. It's not the ideal way to get the message out, I know, but any PR that doesn't have anything to do with excrement or Jim and Tammy Fay Bakker...." His voice trailed off to let his point sink in.

After a moment God said, "You're right, any good PR we can get these days we'll take. Don't forget to take your sword." He consulted His list again. "Well, now...Raphael. Your name doesn't come up very often. It says here you are a 'healer of the Earth.' You could go down and there and check on things, and while you're at it you could fix the rain forests, clean up the ground water, get rid of air pollution, fix the hole in the ozone, monitor global warming, stop clear-cutting and strip mining, eliminate oil spills and...extinction...and...." God stopped and looked at Raphael. Raphael looked like he hadn't had a good night's sleep in weeks.

"Never mind," said God, knowingly. "Not enough hours in the day, are there?" He thought for a while and then stood up.

"So no one wants to curb the free reign this dissident has to hatch his devious schemes? No one wants to protect the goodly Mudcat folk from his tirades, personal attacks, and provocations? Is it the fate of the Mudcat to be destroyed by verbal rebukes and sinister remarks?"

A seraph at God's side spoke up in the voice of Mr. Spock. "Captain, may I remind you of the Prime Directive? In this instance, I think it would be a logical and prudent course of action."

"Blast regulations, Spock!" retorted a cherub, imitating Bones. "we're not talking about an unfeeling calculating machine. This is the Mudcat!"

"If the good doctor could control his emotional outbursts," Spock replied coolly, "he would see that history proves otherwise. Think back to any controversial thread. On numerous occasions the Mudcat has been rife with dissent and adversity. There have been exchanges between members that appeared to have the power to do irreparable damage, but they didn't. It is not at all improbable that they, in fact, had the effect of strengthening the feeling of community amongst the members. The Mudcatters care far too much about their 'digital village' to allow the cyber equivalent of a graffiti vandal to inordinately interrupt the proceedings. Captain, the community will take care of itself. Let it be. Besides, remember what happened with the dinosaurs."

God looked rebukingly at the seraph. "I thought I told everyone to never mention the dinosaurs again. Enough with the dinosaurs already."

"Considering how well they've done so far, I suppose it's best to leave the Mudcatters to their own devices," God concluded. You've convinced me. They've got it within themselves to take care of things.

"On to more new business. This PokeMon thing has gotten way out of hand...."


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 08:19 PM

Hey troll--do trolls and other underground people use those funny little rain gutter guys? There seems to be a loose one around here, thought you might want to catch it and re chain it to it's proper gutter.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 08:16 PM

Spaw, you crack me up!

But I am NOT going to encourage you.

A


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 08:02 PM

Mario, how can this be a PORN site? We are just a group of HARDCORE folk and blues enthusiasts, certainly nothing to get anyone's PANTIES in a WAD about. You yourself have a character which is GOLDEN.SHOWERS of blessings upon you. I hate to see you in the BONDAGE of people who's brains are in need of ENEMAS. These poor souls must DISCIPLINE their minds and open them to the free thinking which goes on here. Don't TORTURE yourself with their TEENY mindless games. To do so would only be MASOCHISM on your part. Do not be GAGGED by those who are BOUND to knock you. They are in need of ANALysis. We all such a SPANKING good time, that to do so without you would be like having no brew at the PUB.ESpecially since your comments often FLESH out the threads and they would be NAKED without your insights. But do what you must, there's no sense PISSING them off. I hate those kind of people, don't like them a BIT.CHEShire cats all with their goomba-goomba smiles...Not kindly little PUSSY cats at all. Be strong Mario, be strong.

Spaw ..


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 06:31 PM

Gee whiz, sir. This is most distressing. I truly hope the censors can be brought to a more amenable frame of mind and can understand we are only gathering here to puruse our mutual respect for the academic accomplishments of outstanding ethno-musicology researchers in all cultures for the expansion of our multiethnic awareness program!

It would be most inopportune, not to say catastrophic should they find something wrong with our site -- we wo8uld gladly put a l~~ncloth on the Catfish mascot leaping out of the Banjo (an ethnological artifact of great scholarly interest, I am sure). Please assure them we would never knowingly tolerate anything intolerant here...gggeee whillikers, I am all peeved about this! Oh, look....my pedally advantage feline domestic companion is perambulating on my PC keyboard! How cute...!^*@$&%(%@~!)*&^*!@$(*@!#^*)&!^#)*&^+*@)*@#$_(_@#*)*&^%*&$%79...

A


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: MMario
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 05:44 PM

amos - too late. I've had clear access for a couple weeks now, which means I'm about due to be blocked again soon. at least 4 or five times a year, since I've been coming here I have to put the page up for review and get it unblocked.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 05:30 PM

Yer kidding, right, annap? I hope to f)(*)(&&^ blanety blank *&*^% those )((**&^%$s in the Sanitation Department never get their )(*$#^(_ fingers on the cat...Buncha blinkety blank bluesmokeeating Grundies...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: annamill
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 04:36 PM

Oh Nooooo.. the powers that be just informed me that I can no longer access Mudcat because it is an obscene web page. What will I do now???

;-) Love, annap


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 09:48 AM

Geeeez, Mbo! Wotta gaffe...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 07:57 AM

Garg, you forgot Calaf from "Turandot" by Puccini!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: BlueJay
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 03:52 AM

Like the energizeer Bunny, it keeps going, and going, and going.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: GUEST,_gargoyle
Date: 09 Mar 00 - 12:11 AM

The bishop is mute because he becomes part of a sheck-mate with the queen....

Laugh.... rhymes with gaff, giraff, and carafe......but no one will drink with her....therefore, the cheese stands alone.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 08:55 PM

It all rolls downhill anyway. I think that's what they're waiting for.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Caitrin
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 07:47 PM

That was just bad, 'spaw. I mean, really! No wonder we're the two opposite poles of Mudcat! : )
I think I'll go join Praise and kat in the girl's gutter.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 07:39 PM

GROAAAAAANNN!


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 07:02 PM

I don't get it.....but I did know of a colony of gay termited that ate nothin' but mailboxes.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: GUEST,Barky at Tim's house waiting for her dad.
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 06:56 PM

Jeez, dad! Back onto the Yak assholes again? I'm ashamed! Oh, and thank you Mbo. You too are a gentleman. I'll talk to you all later.

Hasta Luego!

~Barky


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:47 PM

I guess some folks just sort of fall into it nacherly...a settling effect. Mbo should start collecting box tops for his yak button. If he can find the boxes. OIh, Spaw, there I go again. Dang! Sorry, Mbo.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:23 PM

There's a secret to having a dirty mind? I thought the opportunity was open to all. Glad you let me know Amos. Is there a special handshake or just the yak's ass decoder pin?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:18 PM

The whole trick to having a dirty mind, Mbo, is to assume anything in the general region is connected. Could be a rare aptitude gap, but I find that hard to believe givewn your general aptitude for so many things... you'll just have to work on it.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: rangeroger
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:14 PM

It's a matter of temperature.
rr


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:54 PM

Yeah, but I'm not sure what it has to do with boxer shorts raising one's sperm count...

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:37 PM

His Tweety Bird helium balloon........what else would it be Amos.............Geeziz the boy needs help..........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:24 PM

Meant by not playing it edown, but playing it in a different direction? You can get it if you try, Mbo...c.mon, man! Think! Play? Up? WHat goes up when you play with it?


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 11:42 AM

Um...Amos, I still want to know what in the world you ment! And kat, Barky's a lady if I've ever seen one...and she was right in it with us!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 10:46 AM

Can you believe this thread? What lesson in how to obliterate bullshit with bullshit!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 10:42 AM

Or mudcookies decorated with Cleigh's "raisins"!!!!


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Sorcha
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 10:36 AM

And serve them up Mudpies for breakfast!


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:55 AM

kat,

we can splash over here, this section's a little nicer...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: katlaughing
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:49 AM

Bipolar rhymes with solar, duller, and molar! I cannot believe I posted to the thread that proves boys will happily play in the gutter!*BG*


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:49 AM

BlueJay,

First you have to want to be helped.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: BlueJay
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 01:05 AM

Sorry to interrupt, folks, but this has got to be the STRANGEST thread I've ever seen! Covers everything from Yak assholes to decoder rings to testicular atrophy. Are you people MAD? Have you considered what this does to a relative newcomer (no pun intended) like myself? I've already considered trying to write a Goddam SONG about this thread, only I can't find anything that rhymes with Bipolar. Should I finger pick such a song, or just use a beer bottle cap? The only thing that really surprises me is that no one has already offered up such a song. I've also looked at the MUDCAT FBI thread, and it's almost as bad. In fact, these were the first two threads that I looked at tonight! And what does that say about ME? Can the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed help?


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:51 AM

Whuuuu?

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:35 AM

Oh, MBO!!! Git DOWWNNNNN!


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:15 AM

Bad news all around--and I'm not into the whole boxer shorts thing either...

--mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:13 AM

Play it down? Are you sure? I think Mbo needs to play it in a different direction...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:08 AM

Spaw, I thought something only atrophied if it wasn't used...Ohhh yeah. I see what you mean. Sorry. Wasn't thinkin'.

troll


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 08 Mar 00 - 12:02 AM

I dunno Troll.........ddw is OK in mentioning the general lack of performance, but I don't think any of us should allude to the part where it atrophies and falls off. Ya gotta give up something for the steroids, but let's just play it down....OK?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:57 PM

Now, now ddw. You'll afright the wee lad.

troll *snicker*


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: ddw
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:50 PM

doesn't sound like you'll be coming to much, or for much longer, Mbo.


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:50 PM

I think that what Meebo wants is to create a little friction.

troll


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:43 PM

I think its a prefix problem, Spaw -- "re-" creation as distinguished from "pro-" creation. 'Course there's also the "cons" -- meaning "against" -- and I guess there's some creation M could do against whoever...real close up against...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:41 PM

Sure Spaw! Right! Uh...Whatever!

?

troll


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:35 PM

"TO" isn't really the problem Troll........I think its more an "OUT" or "IN" thing........well not really a thing which also enters into the equation. I guess we just need the right preposition for a proposition regarding procreation. Or not.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:30 PM

We had a little experiment in trust. I gave her her own set of keys, and she promised never to use them without permission. Right now, the important thing is I have the car itself up here at work. Almost done! LAte night deadline. 'S why I have time to goof around here...Bust about is fair play as the Bishop said with feeling...


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Mbo
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:30 PM

DANG! Stung again!

--Mbo


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Subject: RE: UNDERGROUND Mudcat
From: Troll
Date: 07 Mar 00 - 11:26 PM

I don't think you'll be *coming* to anything at all Meebo.

troll ROTFLMAO


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