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BS: Wake Up Call

GUEST,Dudley Do Right 03 Feb 00 - 03:36 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM
GUEST,Dudley Do Right 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM
Little Neophyte 03 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM
Little Neophyte 03 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 03:43 PM
wildlone 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM
Rick Fielding 03 Feb 00 - 04:03 PM
GUEST, Austin Powers' Mojo 03 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 04:14 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM
GUEST, Snotley Simpleton 03 Feb 00 - 04:22 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 04:25 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 04:33 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 04:37 PM
GUEST,Snotley Simpleton 03 Feb 00 - 04:38 PM
Rick Fielding 03 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 04:46 PM
fulurum 03 Feb 00 - 04:48 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 04:54 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM
GUEST,Áine's Vocal Chords 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM
fulurum 03 Feb 00 - 04:59 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 05:01 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:12 PM
fulurum 03 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 05:22 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:23 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 05:26 PM
kendall 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM
Áine 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 05:42 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:45 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:47 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 05:53 PM
McGrath of Harlow 03 Feb 00 - 05:54 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 05:55 PM
jeffp 03 Feb 00 - 07:55 PM
Amos 03 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM
GUEST,- Áine's Vocal Chords 03 Feb 00 - 08:34 PM
GUEST 03 Feb 00 - 08:53 PM
jets 03 Feb 00 - 08:55 PM
harpgirl 03 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 09:30 PM
catspaw49 03 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM
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Subject: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:36 PM

I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that

katlaughing = SORCHA

If this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibily familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here.

Time to cut the shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM

Why not cut off your Dudley instead?

Absurd.

Spaw


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Subject: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Dudley Do Right
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:38 PM

I am truly amazed that besides myself only a couple of other people have clued into the FACT that

katlaughing = SORCHA

If this isn't true, how 'bout some photos? of this person, who in the extremely short time she has been here, is incredibly familiar with everyone, and has extensive knowledge of many aspects of this forum,which completely supercede the amount of time this SORCHA has in fact, been here....

Time to cut the shit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:40 PM

Dudley Darling, if it is time to cut the shit, why not start with your own.

BB


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:41 PM

Catspaw, great minds think alike


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:43 PM

Let's let this one die folks........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: wildlone
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM

Dudley send me your phone No I get up for work at 3:30am I will give you a wake up call then


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 03:45 PM

Aw come on, folks -- You all know that 'GUEST-Who's it this time' is only trying to get our hackles up again. Just ignore the little bugger.

I think this is pretty funny, considering that he can't even decide on his own name, so he has to try to 'out' somebody else. Sad, sad, sad. So, let's not turn his fire up any higher and . . .

JUST IGNORE HIM . . . like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually.

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:03 PM

I have it on good authority that Banjo Bonnie is really a figment of Cat'spaw's imagination. Invented solely for the purpose of allowing him to revel in his feminine side. The charming lass and her Vega who was just here frailing away, was obviously an imposter. (although she IS 2" taller than you 'Spaw.)

Rick (really the Elephant man!)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST, Austin Powers' Mojo
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:04 PM

''like a bad smell, he'll go away eventually''...

Does the same hold true for your singing, Áine?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:14 PM

Dear "Guest,Who's It This Time",

That was a good one!! And you really don't have to whisper, dear. You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say.

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:16 PM

Back off, Snotley Simpleton. Yer digging yourself into a hole, and the smart thing would be to stop.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST, Snotley Simpleton
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:22 PM

''You couldn't possibly hurt my feelings by anything you have to say''....

That IS a comfort. But just so you know :

YOU

SUCK!!!!!

....stick to performing for kindergarten classes, old folks homes, and Institues for the Hearing Impaired, of which I would presume you are already a Lifetime Achievement Winner.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:25 PM

Ah hell, let's do the Mudcat Thing as Rick suggested....THREAD CREEP!!!! Now who is who???? Any ideas folks???

BTW, I listed a lot of your personal porn websites on the "How U Found Mudcat" Thread....possibly some clues there.........I am in fact Larry Flynt.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:33 PM

Original, insightful, compassionate, thoughtful, enthusiastic, helpful, energetic, constructive, creative, kind, friendly, supportive, motivating, funny, attractive and intelligent. These all seem appropriate descriptions of Áine's nature.

So unless she's been leading a terribly deceptive double life, the relationship you have chosen to take toward her kind of puts you in the position of looking sneaky, cowardly, underhanded, smallminded, petty, inarticulate, undereducated, self-centered, uncaring, ignorant, inexperienced, immorally underdeveloped, bitter, spiteful, neurotic, unaware, unkindly, demoralized, introverted, egotistical, selfserving, thoughtless, useless and stupid.

But it's your choice, "deary" -- may you find the joy of it where no-one else can see any! I think it's over on alt.sci.psych.biteme.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:37 PM

Way to go Spaw! At last, someone who makes some sense on this thread! I knew it all along -- I could just see your squinty little eyes peeking over the top of all those dusty magazines!!

-- Áine (a/k/a Pikachu, Pokemon No. 25)


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Snotley Simpleton
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:38 PM

Agreed perhaps Amos.

But as far as her singing goes,

SHE
SUCKS

..and if you disagree with me on this, I lose all respect for you and your good taste.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:44 PM

Having all ready created three fictitious brothers for myself (Reg, Reg, and Reg) and having Catspaw simply steal them from the great white north and cyber-relocate them in Ohio, I have nothing more to say......except...that I'm considering creating a Mudcat character with:

Big Mick's sex appeal (assuming his photos aren't 25 years out of date)

Sandy Paton's wisdom.

Joe Offer's computer skills.

Gargoyle's gall

Kat's kindness.

Catspaw's ability to function while seriously medicated.

Mike K's infuriating ability to quickly learn hard chords

Peter T's sentence structure.

Liam Devlin's singing range

Duckboots' figure (in a male sort of way!)

My sense of humour.

Nah....wouldn't be believable!

Jeezus, time to get back to work. Bring on the next banjo player!

Rick ("I am not an animal")


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:46 PM

Wow! I'm worried! For a minute there I thought you had something to say. Turns out I was deeply, sorrowfully mistaken. You are missing the point entirely. I'm beginning to realize I'm not Amos at all. I'm Alan Turing. And you're a homosexual VAX. Watch out!!! Here I come!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: fulurum
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:48 PM

i beginning to wonder , i've never seen amos and superman together. hmmmmmmm


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:54 PM

I was just making a phone call, I tell you!! What's the matter with you people! The cape is just for Tavern nights.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM

You know, after that indescribably fantastic cookie recipe, I think Caitrin is really Martha Stewart . . . has to be, 'cuz Betty Crocker's no longer with us!

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,Áine's Vocal Chords
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:58 PM

By the way, did notice your photo on the Mudcat Resources section, Amos.

Nice to see you in men's clothing for a change.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: fulurum
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 04:59 PM

can you explain the red and blue leotards thoough?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:01 PM

Has anybody realized that Mbo is really Gandalf come on a visit from the Middle Kingdom? Has to be, he has a 'magic' touch with verse and rhyme!

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:12 PM

Guys, I came to mudcat for lyrics, not to have my underwear criticized!!

ANyway, I'm a few inches short to be Superman. And I'm just starting a paunch and losing the six-pack of my youth, none of which things happen to people from Smallville.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: fulurum
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:16 PM

i was just going to as you why you wear your underwear on the outside? is it some kind of sponsorship thing with Speedo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:22 PM

I think Joe Offer is the Pope on his off days.....or maybe the Man from Glad.........hmmmm...

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:23 PM

Not Speedo...but, it's a form of advertising, yes...

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:26 PM

No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! Amos isn't Superman, MAX is Superman -- Amos is Robin (get it - songbird - robin).

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: kendall
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM

I live in fear that I will say something stupid, and you will all gang up on me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:31 PM

I'm soory Aine, but Max is the Wizard of Oz...or possibly the ghost of Smoky Joe..........and BTW, what is Amos robin? Is he one of the guys who pulled of the Brink's job?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Áine
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM

Naw, Spaw, he's robin all of those Caitrin Cookies out of the cookie jar, dang it!! Would you please have Reg, Reg and Reg have a little talk with him? Last time he put on his Robin suit, he went and split the seam in his britches -- this has *got* to stop!

-- Áine


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:37 PM

I'm robin my job of time, sweet time
By living on the Mudcat dime

Darn, just when I was beginning to think I really might be Superman...Kendall, ol' pal, think of it this way...the worst thing that could happen is that you could say something stupid and we would all gang up on you!! Then...wecould say a few stupid things and you could gang up on us. Sounds like good times to me, but I'm easy to please!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:42 PM

When you live in Maine you're actually HOPING people will gang up on you to share the warmth. BTW, Kendall is the living proof that moose do have feelings.

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:45 PM

When your day turn dim
And the world starts hurtin'
Here's a little tip
That will cure your ills for certain

Pay some attention,
Pay some attention,
Pay some attention to the man,
The little man behind the curatin.

A
From Robin and the NestEggs hot new CD, "Drooling On You"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:47 PM

That's "curtain". Not curatin, which is a synthetic plastic used in making vitamin pill coatings or something. Sheeshe.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:53 PM

AAHHHAAAA!!!! I GOT IT NOW AMOS---So YOU are SHEESHE!!!!

I should have realized from your website -- www.chickswithdicks.bi

Far Out!!!!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:54 PM

I've found that if you set the text size on the browser down to "smallest" it's a lot quicker to read the threads, but it's still easy to read the individual posts - and best of all, it cuts that the Nowhere Man's posts down so small you can't read them at all.

Even so, though it's been quite an enjoyable thread so far (especially with the font turned down), I think it really would be better to ignore efforts by anonymous troublemakers to start threads like this, and let them rapidly sink out of site.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 05:55 PM

Sheeshe S. Wepped, at your service, sir.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: jeffp
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 07:55 PM

It may well be that rampant, uncontrolled thread creep is a better way to deal with the occasional a**hole that invades with rude threads. Perhaps if we play fiercely with everything they give us, they'll stop giving us toys. Sort of co-opting for good, rather than evil.

Just a thought.


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: Amos
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:04 PM

Well, something made the peckerhead deflate. He was being hit from two sides at once.

Hard to say which experiment it was -- the coventry by thread creep artillery or the B57's dropping adjectives all over his addlepated brain.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,- Áine's Vocal Chords
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:34 PM

...speaking of peckerheads Amos, if YOU make love to me, and I find out about it........................


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:53 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: jets
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 08:55 PM

After reading the above comments I find myself thanking God that I never got an education.I find that I am to simple a person to make head or tail out of all that has been said .You people are far out.Way beyond my under standing


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: harpgirl
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:23 PM

...well Aine...this guest has "Venus Envy!" He needs expensive treatments...


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:30 PM

Harpster, the boy is into some strange perversions. I mad a list of some of the porno sites run by 'Catters and his is really bizarro extremis.

CATTERS PORN SITES

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:39 PM

Well I whupped up!!! Let's try that again............

CATTERS PORN SITES --I HOPE

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: katlaughing
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:42 PM

Uh, Spaw, ya might want to check yer link there. Looks liek it kinda went to a legit thread; guy even listed his name etc.

katnotsurewhoIamtonight


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Subject: RE: BS: Wake Up Call
From: GUEST,flattop
Date: 03 Feb 00 - 09:47 PM

Althought the original premise of this thread lacked merit, I ran the last four messages from Sorcha and from the kat/ through an old version of rightwriter. The program points out clear differences in style. Sorcha's writing is more succinct, while kat's is more descriptive.

OVERALL CRITIQUE FOR: sorcha.txt

READABILITY INDEX: 6.56 Readers need a 7th grade level of education to understand. Total Number of Words in Document: 201 Total Number of Words within Sentences: 201 Total Number of Sentences: 14 Total Number of Syllables: 282

STRENGTH INDEX: 0.57 The strength of delivery is good, but can be improved.

DESCRIPTIVE INDEX: 0.56 The use of adjectives and adverbs is in the normal range.

JARGON INDEX: 0.00

SENTENCE STRUCTURE RECOMMENDATIONS: 1. Most sentences contain multiple clauses. Try to use more simple sentences.

_____________________________________

OVERALL CRITIQUE FOR: kat.txt

READABILITY INDEX: 6.38 Readers need a 6th grade level of education to understand. Total Number of Words in Document: 441 Total Number of Words within Sentences: 440 Total Number of Sentences: 26 Total Number of Syllables: 592

STRENGTH INDEX: 0.33 The writing can be made more direct by using: - the active voice - shorter sentences - fewer weak phrases - more common words - less slang

DESCRIPTIVE INDEX: 0.78 The use of adjectives and adverbs is in the normal range.

JARGON INDEX: 0.00

SENTENCE STRUCTURE RECOMMENDATIONS: 1. Most sentences contain multiple clauses. Try to use more simple sentences. 14. Consider using more predicate verbs.


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