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BS: The Gnome has been published!

Dave the Gnome 29 Nov 20 - 08:51 AM
Stilly River Sage 29 Nov 20 - 10:15 AM
Monique 29 Nov 20 - 10:45 AM
leeneia 29 Nov 20 - 01:25 PM
Mrrzy 29 Nov 20 - 03:17 PM
punkfolkrocker 29 Nov 20 - 03:29 PM
Mrrzy 29 Nov 20 - 05:08 PM
EBarnacle 29 Nov 20 - 05:11 PM
Donuel 29 Nov 20 - 05:17 PM
Dave the Gnome 29 Nov 20 - 05:50 PM
Rapparee 29 Nov 20 - 06:38 PM
Sandra in Sydney 29 Nov 20 - 07:48 PM
Sandra in Sydney 29 Nov 20 - 07:49 PM
Steve Shaw 30 Nov 20 - 05:27 AM
gillymor 30 Nov 20 - 06:33 AM
Dave the Gnome 30 Nov 20 - 12:05 PM
punkfolkrocker 30 Nov 20 - 12:25 PM
Steve Shaw 30 Nov 20 - 12:53 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Nov 20 - 01:15 PM
EBarnacle 30 Nov 20 - 02:27 PM
Steve Shaw 30 Nov 20 - 04:13 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Nov 20 - 04:27 PM
Backwoodsman 01 Dec 20 - 04:25 AM
Donuel 01 Dec 20 - 07:02 AM
Jos 01 Dec 20 - 08:25 AM
Sandra in Sydney 01 Dec 20 - 09:11 AM
Jos 01 Dec 20 - 09:32 AM
The Sandman 01 Dec 20 - 02:09 PM
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Subject: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 08:51 AM

Well, a story by me anywzy :-) In a Canadian online magazine.

The Gateway

It is a fantasy piece so if you don't like fantasy don't read it! I am quite chuffed :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 10:15 AM

Congratulations!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Monique
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 10:45 AM

I like it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: leeneia
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 01:25 PM

Congratulations, Dave. I like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 03:17 PM

Woot woot! Bully for you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 03:29 PM

I'm not much of a reader, I'll wait* for the movie adaptation..

Try to retain enough control to make it a proper violent blood thirsty 18 cert...

[*.. one of my old mates sold his novel to Hollywood about 30 odd years ago,
he made enough $$$ to buy a home, and set himself up nicely.
The movie still aint been made...]


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 05:08 PM

Read your lovely story, Gnome!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: EBarnacle
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 05:11 PM

The adventure has begun. Keep us posted on the rest of the story.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Donuel
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 05:17 PM

Now you will be used in the same sentence as JK Rowling and after that the Gateway franchise will be be making the 4th generation movie and we can say we knew you when. Be careful buying your next island if your neighbor is Richard Branson, he's got control of transportation and distribution in the Carribean. Animatronic action gnomes will come flooding into the market from China causing a security threat in America worse than Tic Tok and could lead to a world war. Be careful and stay safe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 05:50 PM

Thanks all :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 06:38 PM

It ain't all that bad, neither. When you're all rich and famous, contribute a few million to MC.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 07:48 PM

more! more! (please)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 29 Nov 20 - 07:49 PM

ps. my comment did not refer to the millions - more stories, please


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 05:27 AM

I haven't read any fiction for many a long decade (except for the speeches of the Trump/Johnson axis), but, as it's you, I'll give it a whirl presently, Dave...

So that's what you look like... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: gillymor
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 06:33 AM

Way to go, Dave.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 12:05 PM

Older and slimmer now Steve :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 12:25 PM

I think I might also use my best photo from my early 20s...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 12:53 PM

I've just bought an air brush on eBay for £2.99 to sort photos of me out. It's just a handle with no bristles...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 01:15 PM

The is a much better one of me

Dave the Gnome

I won the works Christmas do fancy dress that year :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: EBarnacle
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 02:27 PM

Yep, you do look more efishient in that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 04:13 PM

I kid you not, Dave. We have a garden gnome that we've had for thirty years that looks exactly like that... Bejaysus... :--0


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Nov 20 - 04:27 PM

Should that be elffishinet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 04:25 AM

Don’t know how I managed to miss this thread, Dave! Well done that man! :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 07:02 AM

Word to the wise: Print publishers often have contracts that include the provision that fewer than X number of people have had access to or have read your work.
no worries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Jos
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 08:25 AM

These days self-publishing is much easier (but some of the results can be pretty dire).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 09:11 AM

I remember the very strange friend & fan of an excruciatingly bad poet/reciter who smiled a big smile & said "He has been published!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: Jos
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 09:32 AM

I once had to proofread a book by someone who had persuaded a publisher to publish his life story. They had agreed on condition he paid for the production himself.
As I read it I realised that he must have bored everyone at his local pub with his anecdotes, and they had humoured him by saying "You should write a book, you know", just to shut him up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: The Sandman
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 02:09 PM

congratulations, will you now be writing for Private Eye


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: punkfolkrocker
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 02:13 PM

The Beano recently launched a one off 'adult' special edition..

Who knows, if that takes of, will they be needing freelancers...???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Gnome has been published!
From: meself
Date: 01 Dec 20 - 06:37 PM

Congratulations!


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