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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 16 Sep 21 - 08:22 PM
Donuel 16 Sep 21 - 08:42 AM
Donuel 16 Sep 21 - 06:04 AM
Stilly River Sage 15 Sep 21 - 11:54 PM
Donuel 15 Sep 21 - 05:50 PM
Donuel 15 Sep 21 - 04:42 PM
Rapparee 15 Sep 21 - 07:47 AM
Donuel 14 Sep 21 - 03:55 PM
Donuel 14 Sep 21 - 05:55 AM
Stilly River Sage 13 Sep 21 - 11:59 PM
Rapparee 13 Sep 21 - 07:11 PM
Donuel 13 Sep 21 - 05:33 PM
Rapparee 12 Sep 21 - 07:49 PM
Rapparee 11 Sep 21 - 06:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 11 Sep 21 - 05:16 PM
Rapparee 11 Sep 21 - 02:52 PM
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Donuel 09 Sep 21 - 06:03 PM
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Rapparee 09 Sep 21 - 01:34 PM
Donuel 09 Sep 21 - 04:19 AM
Rapparee 08 Sep 21 - 08:32 PM
Donuel 08 Sep 21 - 04:00 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Sep 21 - 02:20 PM
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Donuel 08 Sep 21 - 11:28 AM
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Rapparee 07 Sep 21 - 09:33 PM
Donuel 07 Sep 21 - 06:51 AM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 08:22 PM

Well, THAT'S over for a while!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 08:42 AM

"How much is a little girl worth?"
quote: M. Biles to Congress.

After reporting sex abuse by Dr. Nassar to the FBI 70 more girls were attacked by the USA olympic Dr.

Also Facebook records show 1 in 3 girls are significantly harmed by Facebook's instagram. Congress has yet to pass laws like for seat belts or airbags to reduce the Facebook harm. Mom, how much?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Sep 21 - 06:04 AM

Hey buddy can you spare 3.5 Trillion. I don't see why not. When we tried to audit the Pentagon it appeared they had lost 1 Trillion back when money was cheap. then


now







I am Groot


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 11:54 PM

It looks like Elon Musk is working on decluttering the planet - these rockets of his can lift 50,000 pounds of equipment (or "stuff") on each shot. Well there you have it! Off-site storage is now off the planet.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 05:50 PM

The minority can steal time and pay a game of delay.
In two weeks the US government may shut down again if repubs don't vote to pay the bills that Trump rang up (5 trillion). Its called passing the debt ceiling.

I 'tossed' off a little parody for just such a situation.

Sexual Healing
Song by Marvin Gaye
Lyrics - pARODY

Oh, baby let's take it down tonight (ba-ba-ba, bum)
Ooh baby, I'm hot just like an oven (steal me some money, give me some money)
I need some 'cold cash'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer (steal me some money, give me some money)
It's getting stronger and stronger
When I get that feeling
I want a debt ceiling
A big debt ceiling, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
A big debt ceiling baby, is good for me
A big debt ceiling is something that's good for me
Whenever blue teardrops are fallin'
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and just lobby the, Congress
And Congress I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the thing you're dealing
Oh I can tell you, Congress, that it's a big debt ceiling
Let's all vote tonight
(Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up)
'Cause you got some work
Baby, I got sick this mornin' (please give me money, please give me money)
A sea was stormin' inside of me
Congress, I think I'm capsizin'(steal me some money, give me some money)
The debt is risin' and risin'
And when I get that feeling
I want a big debt ceiling
A big debt ceiling is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
Don't shut down the government it's bad for me
Don't shut down the government that's bad for us
God, it's bad for me and it's so bad for the country, oh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind, soon we'll be making more money
I'll be feeling fine
You're my medicine, open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great, I can't wait for you to operate
(pay the debt ceiling)
(pay the debt ceiling)
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling (steal me more money)
I need a debt ceiling
Oh, when I get this feeling (give me more money)
I need a big debt ceiling
I gotta have a big debt ceiling, Congress (please pay our bills)
'Cause I'm all alone
I need a big debt ceiling, Congress (heal me my darling)
'Til you come back home (heal me my darling)
Please don't procrastinate
It's not good to masturbate

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: David Ritz / Marvin Gaye / Odell Brown / donuel


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 04:42 PM

The record launch distance is 29 meters


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 21 - 07:47 AM

And today it begins. Suprep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 21 - 03:55 PM

Order Number: ASASNO3844307 for Muon magnetetic moment


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Sep 21 - 05:55 AM

A+(triple)double entendre, or is it just me.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 11:59 PM

Idaho is noted for having a larger than normal segment of that MAGA population. So is Eastern Washington and Eastern Oregon. Maybe the Yellowstone magma chamber will reduce their numbers one of these days. You'd better pay attention to the local birds, they'll give you a heads up to seismic activity.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 07:11 PM

These are northern Idahoans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Sep 21 - 05:33 PM

TX will get the rain. Not the 40-60 inches like from Harvey but maybe 20 inches. Everything that was in a freezer in Louisiana homes, labs, hospitals and universities has thawed out be it; food, vaccine or virus, making it the stuff of sci fi monster movies. In DC it is a smokey milky white from the fires out west.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 21 - 07:49 PM

That was nice, Mom. Helping out with a golf tournament supporting a charity. This is Idaho and charities need all the help they can get.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 06:23 PM

Set fire to the rope?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 05:16 PM

I'm dragging brush from the back back part of the yard (beyond the fence) and down to the curb. The really broken up stuff can stay put, but I'm tired of all of the brush for now and am pruning out the privet that grows back there (Ligustrum). And when I finish this I'm thinking about putting a rope swing on the largest branch of the hackberry in the middle of my back yard. The kind that when you twirl on it you displace the fourth dimension and can do some fairly rudimentary time travel. I just have to figure a way to keep the fire ants off of it to use it without getting bit. They're all over the trees so would climb down the rope.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 21 - 02:52 PM

Well, cataloging CDS is great fun. I'm up to 148 and nowhere near done.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 21 - 06:29 PM

Well Mom, it doesn't look like it's going to rain after all. Darn it!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 06:03 PM

Googlecrats and Facebookers

Gov. Abbot says his 6 week abortion law doesn't include exceptions for rape and incest because he will eliminate all rape. It sounds like Texas will be doing radical castrations.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 06:03 PM

Googlecrats and Facebookers

Gov. Abbot says his 6 week abortion law doesn't include exceptions for rape and incest because he will eliminate all rape. It sounds like Texas will be doing radical castrations.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 01:34 PM

A technocracy is not a feasible answer. Smacks of eugenics and Lebensborn. Besides, technocrats would foster a rebellion among the peasants similar to the peasants revolts of 1381 and 1524, among others.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Sep 21 - 04:19 AM

This epoch will be remembered as the age when both parties will go the way of the dinosaurs. Their thinly veiled substitutes will be called Technocrats and Primitives.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 08:32 PM

I have it on a good authority that Democrats taste like chicken, and so do Republicans.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 04:00 PM

You are guilty of generating misinformation, scaremongering, nefarious sideswipes, not appreciated, STOP, You are not, you are terrible, Don't ever...

Pardon, I have a case of the Shaws.

If we ever clone these predators they will not taste like beef.
Yep they will taste like chicken.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 02:20 PM

I wonder if any of the MOAB supernatural beings were around when this guy roamed the planet?

New, Giant Carnivorous Dinosaur Was a Terror to Smaller Tyrannosaurs
A fossil jaw reveals the large predator lived 90 million years ago

Think of the stories the duckdog could tell. Or the Galactic Overlord.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 01:17 PM

You're not supposed to leave it plugged in when you drive it. Talk about snarling traffic!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 11:28 AM

to mustach or not that is the question


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 11:05 AM

The Plop poem is familiar. Only, the last time I saw it,
the poem was a bit longer and more repetitive.

I suspect that Rapparee did some cosmetic surgery,
particularly on the "Ugh!" part --
a bit of nip and tuck.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Sep 21 - 09:12 AM

He can't do either.

That is Andromeda coming at us collision is unavoidable


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 21 - 11:06 PM

A word to the wise "it is better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission". That is why Trump is not wise.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Sep 21 - 09:33 PM

A Tragedy
by Theophile Marzials

Death!
Plop.
The barges down in the river flop.
Flop, plop,
Above, beneath.
From the slimy branches the grey drips drop...
To the oozy waters, that lounge and flop...
And my head shrieks - "Stop"
And my heart shrieks - "Die."...
Ugh! yet I knew - I knew
If a woman is false can a friend by true?
It was only a lie from beginning to end--
My Devil - My "friend."...
So what do I care,
And my head is empty as air -
I can do,
I can dare
(Plop, plop
The barges flop
Drip, drop.)
I can dare, I can dare!
And let myself all run away with my head
And stop.
Drop
Dead.
Plop, flop,
Plop.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Sep 21 - 06:51 AM

In the picture, the tiny dots in front of the trees is the Galactic Overlord Battle Fleet.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 09:25 PM

Cover page for Earth Primer I for the Galactic overlords


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 09:22 PM

My electric car cost $2k but I'm spending a fortune on extension cords.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 09:07 PM

Why would you think I have a gasoline powered car? It's electric, and the power comes from the windmill on the roof. The speed of the car charges the batteries, and of course that occurs even when it's moving under its own power. This is a special model, of course. The batteries are Lithium six deutride encapsulated in a Pu239 shell. This is so no one steals the idea.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 08:14 PM

Heritage Med Labs have discovered Life Begins at Exception for the wealthy.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 05:21 PM

This is two dozen hundred.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Sep 21 - 01:42 PM

They are coming for your gasoline powered car, please leave your keys on the seat and doors unlocked. A reciept and check for $200 will be left in your mailbox.

Unemployment emergency checks stop today.

If you have a gun license waiver for bears send it in Immediately, otherwise a stand off will be automaticly ordered. There is a backlog so stand offs are about a year away.

H3 conversion kits for your furnace start at $35,000 but you have 6 months for installation.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Moth, so er of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Sep 21 - 05:59 PM

Start planning NOW! This is next year, give or take a year, so it could be this year. Do you have enough ammunition? Duct tape? Food? Water? Toilet paper?

ARE YOU PREPARED?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - another on 2nd thought edit
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 21 - 09:42 AM

In the land of the annoyed when the Earth and life was destroyed
in novel new ways as it has been for billions of years,
Manunkind marked their 'end' in a pyramid myriad of alerts and fears.
There were digital attack alerts, domestic terrorist alerts and climate
fire flood and tsunami alerts even Hawaii flirted with nuclear alerts.
What I will miss in advance, are mysteries and histories left unknown,
not just human mysteries but of whales wondering about the space
between our fingers and the dark of the deep.
Secrets of all life that time will forever keep.
Mutations won't drive evolution into a rapidly changing world now gone
as much as our exogenetic genes from our past that turn back on.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Sep 21 - 07:50 AM

In the land of the annoyed when the Earth was destroyed
in novel new ways as it has been for billions of years
Homo Sapiens marked their end in a flurry of myriad alerts.
There were digital attack alerts, domestic terrorist alerts,
fire flood and tsunami alerts even Hawaii flirted with nuclear alerts.
What I will miss in advance are mysteries and histories left unknown,
Not just human mysteries but of whales wondering about the space
between our fingers and the dark of the deep.
Mysteries of all life that time will forever keep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Sep 21 - 04:30 PM

Stanzas from “The Triumph of Death”
         John Davies, 1609


LONDON now smokes with vapors that arise        
From his foule sweat, himselfe he so bestirres:        
“Cast out your dead!” the carcase-carrier cries,        
Which he by heapes in groundlesse graves interres.—        

Now like to bees in summer’s heate from hives,              
Out flie the citizens, some here, some there;        
Some all alone, and others with their wives:        
With wives and children some flie, all for feare!        

Here stands a watch, with guard of partizans,        
To stoppe their passages, or to or fro,              
As if they were not men, nor Christians,        
But fiends or monsters, murdering as they go.        

Each village, free, now stands upon her guard,        
None must have harbour in them but their owne;        
And as for life and death all watch and ward,              
And flie for life (as death) the man unknowne!        

Here crie the parents for their children’s death,        
There howle the children for the parents’ losse,        
And often die as they are drawing breath        
To crie for their but now inflicted crosse.              

The last survivor of a familie        
Which yesterday, perhaps, were all in health,        
Now dies to beare his fellowes companie,        
And for a grave for all gives all their wealth.        

The London lanes (thereby themselves to save)              
Did vomit out their undigested dead,        
Who by cart-loads are carried to the grave;        
For all these lanes with folke were overfed.        

The king himselfe (O wretched times the while!)        
From place to place himselfe did flie,              
Which from himselfe himselfe did seek t’ exile,        
Who (as amaz’d) not safe knew where to lie.        

For hardly could one man another meete        
That in his bosom brought not odious death;        
It was confusion but a friend to greet,              
For, like a fiend, he banned with his breath.        

Now fall the people unto publike fast,        
And all assemble in the church to pray;        
Early and late their soules there take repast,        
As if preparing for a later day.              
The pastors now steep all their words in brine,        
With “woe, woe, woe,”—and nought is heard but woe:        
“Woe and alas!” (they say) “the powers divine        
“Are bent mankind, for sinne, to overthrow!        

“Repent, repent,” (like Jonas, now they crie)              
“Ye men of England! O repent, repent,        
To see if ye maie move pittie’s eye        
To look upon you ere you quite be spent.”        

And oft while he breathes out these bitter words,        
He drawing breath draws in more bitter bane;              
For now the aire no aire, but death affords,        
And lights of art (for helpe) were in the wane.        

The ceremonie at their burialls        
Is “ashes but to ashes, dust to dust;”        
Nay, not so much; for strait the pitman falls              
(If he can stand) to hide them as he must.        

But if the pitman have not so much sense        
To see nor feele which way the winde doth sit,        
To take the same, he hardly comes from thence,        
But for himself, perhaps, he makes the pit.              

For look how leaves in autumn from the tree        
With wind do fall, whose heaps fill holes in ground;        
So might ye with the plague’s breath people see        
Fall by great heaps and fill up holes profound.        

No holy turf was left to hide the head              
Of holiest men; but most unhallow’d grounds,        
Ditches, and highwaies, must receive the dead,        
The dead (ah, woe the while!) so o’er abound.        

Time never knew, since he begunne his houres,        
(For aught we reade) a plague so long remaine              
In any citie as this plague of ours;        
For now six yeares in London it hath laine.        

But thou in whose high hand all hearts are held,        
Convert us, and from us this plague avert;        
So sin shall yield to grace, and grace shall yield              
The giver glory for so dear desert.        

In few, what should I say? the best are nought        
That breathe, since man first breathing did rebell:        
The best that breathe are worse than may be thought        
If thought can thinke, the best can do but well:              
For none doth well on earth but such as will        
Confesse, with griefe, they do exceeding ill.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Sep 21 - 10:06 AM

https://www.texastribune.org/2021/08/30/texas-abortion-inducing-pill-texas/


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All Edits
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 21 - 01:36 PM

The US allowed 15 million doses of Pfizer to expire
but there are reasons and excuses
just like qll the other ruses
that ends in tragedy

Pyroclastic clouds burned villagers to a crisp
The hurricane hit our cities like a fist
Red tide poisoned fish and folks alike
A Billion viral graves are about to spike

Once in a lifetime, twice in a week

The astroid was just a sliver
now the creek's a mighty river
The smoke made noon look like midnight
The crops all died of blight

Once in a lifetime, twice in a week

Fever and fits from small deer ticks
It hit a 100 in the Arctic
Permafrost began to burn
marked a point of no return

Once in a lifetime twice in a week.

Extinction could be redemption
from the pain to come
It wasn't bleak for everyone
It was a golden age for some.

Once in a lifetime twice in a week


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 21 - 01:10 PM

There may be many 10,000 dollar secrets to come.
Despicable people will think they are Dog the abortion bounty hunter.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Sep 21 - 10:55 AM

I expect a large growth in telemedicine and the discrete shipping of plain brown parcels to women who need the abortion pill. It isn't a federal crime to mail the medication, the post office isn't going to go after anyone for a state thing.

MOM is busy dusting off the guest room in case anyone wants to stop to sleep for the night before heading on to Louisiana (not the best location, but much closer than New Mexico.)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Sep 21 - 10:11 AM

Pyroclastic clouds burned villagers to a crisp
The hurricane slammed cities like a fist
Red tide poisoned fish and folks alike
A Billion viral graves are about to spike

Once in a lifetime, twice in a week

The astroid was just a sliver
and the creek's a mighty river
The smoke made noon look like midnight
The crops all died of blight

Once in a lifetime, twice in a week

Fever and fits from small ticks
It hit a 100 in the Arctic
Permafrost began to burn
marked a point of no return

Once in a lifetime twice in a week.

Extinction became redemption
from the pain to come
It wasn't bleak for everyone
It was a golden age for some.

Once in a lifetime twice in a week

(:-)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 21 - 03:14 PM

Cholera Camp

We've got the cholerer in camp -- it's worse than forty fights;
We're dyin' in the wilderness the same as Isrulites.
It's before us, an' be'ind us, an' we cannot get away,
An' the doctor's just reported we've ten more to-day!

Oh, strike your camp an' go, the Bugle's callin',
   The Rains are fallin' --
The dead are bushed an' stoned to keep 'em safe below.
The Band's a-doin' all she knows to cheer us;
The Chaplain's gone and prayed to Gawd to 'ear us --
   To 'ear us --
O Lord, for it's a-killin' of us so!

Since August, when it started, it's been stickin' to our tail,
Though they've 'ad us out by marches an' they've 'ad us back by rail;
But it runs as fast as troop trains, and we cannot get away;
An' the sick-list to the Colonel makes ten more to-day.

There ain't no fun in women nor there ain't no bite to drink;
It's much too wet for shootin'; we can only march and think;
An' at evenin', down the nullahs, we can 'ear the jackals say,
"Get up, you rotten beggars, you've ten more to-day!"

'Twould make a monkey cough to see our way o' doin' things --
Lieutenants takin' companies an' captains takin' wings,
An' Lances actin' Sergeants -- eight file to obey --
For we've lots o' quick promotion on ten deaths a day!

Our Colonel's white an' twitterly -- 'e gets no sleep nor food,
But mucks about in 'orspital where nothing does no good.
'E sends us 'eaps o' comforts, all bought from 'is pay --
But there aren't much comfort 'andy on ten deaths a day.

Our Chaplain's got a banjo, an' a skinny mule 'e rides,
An' the stuff 'e says an' sings us, Lord, it makes us split our sides!
With 'is black coat-tails a-bobbin' to Ta-ra-ra Boom-der-ay!
'E's the proper kind o' padre for ten deaths a day.

An' Father Victor 'elps 'im with our Roman Catholicks --
He knows an 'eap of Irish songs an' rummy conjurin' tricks;
An' the two they works together when it comes to play or pray;
So we keep the ball a-rollin' on ten deaths a day.

We've got the cholerer in camp -- we've got it 'ot an' sweet.
It ain't no Christmas dinner, but it's 'elped an' we must eat.
We've gone beyond the funkin', 'cause we've found it doesn't pay,
An' we're rockin' round the Districk on ten deaths a day!

Then strike your camp an' go, the Rains are fallin',
   The Bugle's callin'!
The dead are bushed an' stoned to keep 'em safe below!
An' them that do not like it they can lump it,
An' them that cannot stand it they can jump it;
We've got to die somewhere -- some way -- some'ow --
We might as well begin to do it now!
Then, Number One, let down the tent-pole slow,
Knock out the pegs an' 'old the corners -- so!
Fold in the flies, furl up the ropes, an' stow!
Oh, strike -- oh, strike your camp an' go!
   (Gawd 'elp us!)


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Sep 21 - 09:42 PM

There is also a new cottage industry begining in Texas.
Since the last hours of a legal abortion after 6 weeks expired last night, illegal abortions are the new growth industry.
In this age of quack cures, safety and effectiveness are out the window.
Back are the pre 1967 treatments; crocodile fecal matter: according to The Kahum Papyrus, one of the earliest medical texts in history, Egyptian women used crocodile fecal matter to induce abortion and as a form of contraception
herb pennyroyal: Maya Lewis wrote about herb pennyroyal in her thesis, Drink Me and Abort Your Baby: The Herbal Abortion Tea, saying, "Pennyroyal [is an essential oil that] will almost certainly kill anyone who uses it carelessly...Nausea, vomiting, fatigue, liver and kidney failure, hallucinations and seizures are all caused by pennyroyal oil overdoses — typically by young women seeking to self-induce their abortion.”
insertion of leeches or cayenne pepper into the vagina
swallowing gunpowder
throwing oneself down the stairs
hitting oneself in the stomach with a meat pulverizer
consuming turpentine
spending a night in the snow
consuming opium
consuming tansy oil
using the fungus ergot
the infamous hanger technique
https://www.allure.com/story/history-diy-abortion-roe-wade-reproductive-rights

The other method is a strong President sending observers and charging anyone denying or obstructing constitutional enacted law with fines or prison.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 21 - 08:40 PM

Mom, Sam Clemens burned up the area around Lake Bigler (now Tahoe) back around 1863. He and John D. Kinney went there looking to make a fortune as timber barons, as Virginia City needed lumber for buildings and shoring up mines.

They camped out, and one morning Sam left a campfire unattended and set the whole forest on fire "with a firing pan." The would-be barons got to their rowboat and high-tailed outa there. They watched the fire for about four hours and then returned to Carson City quite hungry as their provisions were "all cooked, no doubt."

Which side this fire was on is anybody's guess.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Sep 21 - 04:31 PM

I have inlaws on the south side (their family history is in wildlife fighting) bs
Helicopters can https://www.sfgate.com/renotahoe/article/Lake-Tahoe-drought-water-drops-two-feet-16169540.php
still scoop water but not planes .


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