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MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]

Rapparee 22 Apr 21 - 09:00 PM
Donuel 22 Apr 21 - 02:03 PM
Stilly River Sage 22 Apr 21 - 11:44 AM
Donuel 22 Apr 21 - 08:17 AM
Rapparee 21 Apr 21 - 08:13 PM
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Donuel 20 Apr 21 - 02:23 PM
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Rapparee 19 Apr 21 - 10:19 PM
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Rapparee 17 Apr 21 - 02:40 PM
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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Apr 21 - 09:00 PM

It's been done, Donuel.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 21 - 02:03 PM

How nature reveals itself in the small and the big: Or how I learned to think like the ancients.

I find that the obvious is often the most shocking. This POV of mine has led me to the subject of our Feeding Universe. Of course the obvious is often 'wromg' however there are shared mathmatical algorithms between 2D slime mold feeding patterns and the mega structure of the entire 4D universe.
The mega structure of the universe is like a fiberous sponge that obeys the math law of how to cover the maximum area with the least amount of material the same as the pattern slime molds obey in order to feed effectively.

are ya with me so far?

This is like an ultimate monster sci fi plot.
The predator is invisible and we are the prey it feeds upon.
The shape is not the main issue, the issue is that slime mold is alive.
The thing is scientists have proven the exact similarity of a slime mold feeding pattern and the pattern of dark matter grouping of galaxies. Some say the universe is alive. Now we are seeing it seems to feed upon itself.

I think this plot has legs and could go someplace.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Apr 21 - 11:44 AM

That's Hamilton Camp - he went on to a long and varied career as a character actor. I'd forgotten that he was a singer also.

I've heard chatter about a Peloton treadmill but didn't go looking for it. There are so many short alarming videos out there these days. That 12-second video of cops breaking up a knife fight among young women and killing the knife-wielder has been the most recent of that sort. Horrible outcome. The toddler is lucky he was able to get away alive.

I was able to get my trash out to the truck even though I missed curbside pickup this morning—they paused two doors up as the driver was chatting with my across-the-street neighbor. I carried my bag out and handed it over. Now that's good BS, when the Waste Management guys have time to talk to an elderly woman.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 22 Apr 21 - 08:17 AM

A policemn's reality is built on shifting sand.
Humans have long practiced human sacrifice, only the motivations have changed. How many other species do this I don't know. Today the state provides a license to kill provisionally. Split second murder decisions do not even allow for the forebrain to have a conscious say. But a murder that takes over nine minutes in front of a nine year old is more than most civilized people can accept as justified. Such deliberate action with forethought is a definition of murder. *So is war* but the state can declare such murder to be legal.
Law has made allowances for self defense. Some of you have experienced having to choose to use lethal force in self defense or not. Lets hope you chose correctly.
The subject of murder defines a culture imo.
In the US for example, lynching is not a federal crime.
Murder is both a state and personal decision. I hope we choose wisely.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 21 - 08:13 PM

Chicago Cops. A real classic!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 21 - 09:55 PM

Well, gnu IS Canadian after all.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 20 Apr 21 - 06:38 PM

decent of you, gnu, to stick your head above the proverbial parapet.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Apr 21 - 02:23 PM

saved by the ball


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Apr 21 - 10:23 AM

Oh, I'm a good old rebel
Now thats just what I am
And for this yankee nation
I do no give a damn
I'm glad for insurrection
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
For anything I've done
I hates the Yankee nation
And eveything they do
I hates the declaration
Of independence too
I hates the egg head democrates
They aren't made with our blood
I hates the damn coloreds
And fought them all I could
I rode with Donald J Trump
For four years there about
Got wounded in four places
And I marched at Charlottesville
I caught Covid at NASCAR races
An' swimmin' in Tampa
Ya'no I killed a bunch of Yankees
And I'd like to kill some more
Three hundred thousand Yankees
Cuz we didn't wear them masks
We got three court nominees
Before they packed the court
They died of kung fu fever
And oath keeping promise
Biden is the griever and chief
and spends trillions on relief
I can't take up my M 16
And fight 'em down no more
But I ain't a-goin' to love them
Now that is certain sure
And I don't want no pardon
For what I was and am
I won't be liberalized
And I do not give a damn
Oh, I'm a good old rebel
Now that's just what I am
And for this Yankee nation
I do no give a damn
I'm glad I fought against her
I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon
Or charged for what I've done
I ain't asked any pardon
Cuz Insurrection's fun.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Apr 21 - 11:09 PM

This was in The Atlantic by Emilia Phillips, and I wish a few people had remarked on it when I posted it to Facebook. I'm not the only one who listens to the voices of the classical music radio station hosts, am I?

Late-Night Classical Radio Host


(A poem for Sunday)

The first thing you need is a voice.
One someone can fall asleep to.
Can sleep through. Words
twinkling in faint starbursts
of static. Your timbre must sotto
the way a library book smells
like the mausoleum of Erato.
You must bring a thermos—
an old metal one, dinged.
Fill it with quote-unquote
coffee but drink
slowly. Before 3, you’ll have to
say Saint-Saens without slurring.
Oh, and you’ll need to know Italian,
of course. Or, at least, how to pronounce
it—those hard c’s in concerti.
When you arrive, take off winter
and hang it on the hook
by the door. Your wool
socks on the ancient green
carpet will remind you of a long-ago
dream in which you were an army
of one marching across Elysia.
The studio’s wood paneling
will one day give you a splinter
you’ll suck out during
the flute menuet of Bizet’s
“L’Arlésienne Suite No. 2.”
You’ll get used to the schedule
of sleeping through the day,
only to wake as the the sun sets
like a bald man’s head
under a hat. You’ll prepare for your shift
by stuffing cotton balls
in your mouth and saying catgut lute
five times fast.
You’ll do this because you know
there are only a few
who’ll listen to you.
And this, you think,
is good practice
for the afterlife.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 21 - 10:19 PM

Yes, they're all too well behaved. Polite and unassuming, like Alvin Karpis and Luka Mangotta.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: gnu
Date: 19 Apr 21 - 03:14 PM

Hey, Rasp (oops, Freudian Slip?), wadn't me. Besides, no good ol' Canuck would dare cause intentional affront.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 18 Apr 21 - 10:52 AM

Friends who aren't regular are often hooked on laxatives.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Apr 21 - 02:40 PM

It's all gnu's fault and LH is also Canadian.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 17 Apr 21 - 12:52 PM

MOM, the guys have been confusing my "regular" friends by posting BS in a Facebook thread to do with lost objects (intentional or accidental). You'd have really enjoyed it if they posted it here.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 17 Apr 21 - 02:22 AM

42 Acoustic Audio Illusions
is a interesting exploration for ones ears on youtube.
My fav was the chromatic illusion
there are 5 chapters in all so you may not get to them all.

This is just a video of going into Mandelbrots ass crack fractal


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Apr 21 - 09:25 PM

White anglo saxon protest ants (WASPS) now have a republican caucus in Congress to rid the country of all non European immigrants and ciizens to make America great again. Spearheading their movement to make anglo saxons the master race again are their swarms of MURDER HORNETS and cicadas. Weaponized cockroachs in the woodwork will then provide the final solution in urban areas.
The best way to bug the government financialy is to starve them of taxes.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Apr 21 - 08:33 PM

You go girl. Loyal patriots do not buy Coca Cola either.
Mr. Big also wants you to boycott; Baseball, Football, BLM cities like Portland, blue states and apple pie & motherhood.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Apr 21 - 08:25 PM

We're here for you, Mom. Yes, we feel your pain. Yes, we'll get some more gin.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Apr 21 - 08:20 PM

Time to hitch a ride upstairs again.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 21 - 10:08 PM

And I'm not going to do so. Not Federal, not State, and I'll object to property taxes as well.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 21 - 10:07 PM

I did NOT file my taxes, and not because there's an extension of the date. I just didn't.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 21 - 10:02 PM

Something you don't eat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Apr 21 - 09:15 PM

What is a snake raisin?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 21 - 08:27 PM

As my old friend Paul Dirac once said, "Anti-muons imply anti g-2. The Universe is swimming in them."


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 13 Apr 21 - 02:14 PM

MOM was saddened to find a snake raisin in the new garden area. It got hit by the tiller and dried up since that work happened till now. Poor little rough earth snake.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Apr 21 - 11:03 AM

When a gamma cosmic ray hits our upper atmosphere and turns into muons it should decay immediately but since it is traveling just about the speed of light TIME slows down for it and allows it to penetrate harmlessly through expanses of rock.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Apr 21 - 07:56 PM

Muon detecting plates are a grand each and it takes 30 day exposures but the app to render the plates are available in the google store. They are cool when you put them in abandoned gold mines and see all the gold the old timers missed. The image is from cosmic rays that go way deep.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 21 - 10:38 AM

My new computer has a hard disk drive capable of storing the contents of a 10 page Little Golden Books hard-back book!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 21 - 10:11 PM

Wow! My new computer also accepts and translates data written in the language in which I am most fluent: gibberish.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Apr 21 - 11:12 PM

My Dell is behaving better lately (knock wood!) as far as randomly turning itself off. And I got a couple of cables to use the C-type ports.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Apr 21 - 10:01 PM

I can't disclose the physics of the OS (NDA when purchased) but I can say that sometimes it has been entering what I want it to do before I input it via keyboard or anything else. Earlier today it did my Analytic Geometry homework from high school -- correctly.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Apr 21 - 12:32 PM

Back upstairs you go, MOM.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 21 - 07:20 PM

Its the best until next Tuesday when it becomes obsolete compared to the Honeywell ion trap (holes) quantum computer. All it needs is to add a special insulation to miniize noise. When that happens it will win the race imo.
Of course IBM will make a overpriced monster and Google will have the best marketing but I have Honeywell hopes with Google overtones.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Apr 21 - 07:11 PM

My super-fast, liquid helium cooled, muon driven, new computer came yesterday and this is the first post I've made on it!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Apr 21 - 05:25 PM

Bonzo has officially posted in the MOAB because he started another idiotic thread that only belongs in BS (so it was moved). It isn't as good as MOM's BS, but it's a start.


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Subject: BS: Maths!!!
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 08 Apr 21 - 03:48 PM

Now I know why USAians call it "Math" - because they only do it once!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Apr 21 - 11:23 AM

Now that you're as vaccine protected as you are going to get, you can:
Play Rugby
Take a Cruise
Kiss a Stranger


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 21 - 09:26 PM

My new computer came today! Hurrah! Hurray! Now comes the hard part....


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Apr 21 - 08:07 PM

I just noticed the connection between
Carnyx and Cernunnos. Neat.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Apr 21 - 07:11 AM

I often muse that the little neutrino is a 'creature' that inhabits both the dark matter worlds and the visible universe as a near ghost.
Klatu


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 21 - 09:25 PM

Miguel Acubierre.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 21 - 08:04 AM

You gotta go down and kill a carynx
You gotta kill it for youself
Aint nobody here can kill it for you
You gotta go down and kill a carynx for yourself

Though the roads be rough and rocky
And the hills be steep and high
We will sing as you go marching
And you'll kill the One Big carynx by and by

You gotta go down and shoot a carynx
You gotta stab it for youself
Aint nobody here can kill it for you
You gotta go down and kill the carynx for yourself


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Apr 21 - 07:38 AM

If you believe ol uncle Einstein, then the notion of a singularity is impossible and against all known laws. On the other hand a bridge, wormhole or vortex to another part of a universe is allowed inside a black hole. How the heck could we ever check? It has been thought its a one way trip. IT is BUT Here's how to check...If there is a BH somewhere in the universe where two stars orbit a black hole on each side of a black hole just outside the accretion disk, we could look for the gravity of the star behind the black hole...if it is not there, it was swallowed up by a gravity 'shadow' going down a drain . If the gravity is accounted for via lensing, ol Al is RIGHT AGAIN.

Your trip inside a black hole wormhole would be a wild ride of acceleration for awhile but gravity would not approach infinite and would actually slow down toward an emergence some place else. Your space craft would preferably be non magnetic inside a warp bubble to free you from inertial forces and radiation. Sorry, you will have no navigation in this macro quantum event.

Finding the ideal black hole off ramp from this universe is unlikely, making the ideal spacecraft is unlikely and getting to the off ramp is currently too far. But hey for sci-fi writers its instant gratification. Beyond the journey, could be the ultimate Gulliver's Travels.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 21 - 09:30 PM

Or even a carnyx. Spell it as you will, all them foreign languages are the same, n'est pas?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Apr 21 - 10:13 AM

Woman vs Dog, round 17: so far, Woman 1, Dog 0

I've had dogs since 2005, and they make it their job to dig in the compost. Each year my attempts to keep them out become more elaborate. This year, I went taller with new 4' chicken wire. It hasn't been 24 hours yet, so I need to be careful about being too cocky about it. They have 24 hours a day to figure this thing out.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 21 - 07:38 PM

You need a boar skull as well, Rapparee?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 21 - 07:29 PM

Where can I buy a carynx?


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Donuel
Date: 04 Apr 21 - 02:00 PM

How old are your cells? By measuring the new Carbon 14 atoms in cells we have found your surface tongue cells and intestinal lining to be 5 days old. Those cells are replaced and regenerated fastest. Your hippocampus cells are no more than 30. Your heart cells are up to 16.9 years old.
But your cerebral cortex and glial cells are as old as you are.
So if you don't drink alcohol like me I will grow proportionately smarter than all you drinkers each passing year without my growing smarter at all.
WHAT?
All those extra cortex convolutions found in learned people are not new neurons?
Hmmm live and learn, die and forget it all.
At least were all young at heart.


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Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: keberoxu
Date: 04 Apr 21 - 01:24 PM

Well, there you go.
McGonagall's Whale of a Tale/Tail had escaped my notice before.

It's easier to read, I must own, than the
Call of Cicada linked in my earlier post --
that one is pretty hard-core.


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