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BS: What car would you or others be?

Donuel 30 Mar 18 - 02:28 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Mar 18 - 02:34 PM
Donuel 30 Mar 18 - 02:46 PM
Dave the Gnome 30 Mar 18 - 02:56 PM
Steve Shaw 30 Mar 18 - 03:36 PM
frogprince 30 Mar 18 - 03:42 PM
Steve Shaw 30 Mar 18 - 03:45 PM
Bill D 30 Mar 18 - 06:25 PM
Rapparee 30 Mar 18 - 08:15 PM
Senoufou 31 Mar 18 - 01:48 AM
BobL 31 Mar 18 - 02:57 AM
Bonzo3legs 31 Mar 18 - 03:15 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 18 - 08:48 AM
gillymor 31 Mar 18 - 08:56 AM
Senoufou 31 Mar 18 - 10:52 AM
Donuel 31 Mar 18 - 12:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 01 Apr 18 - 12:40 AM
Mr Red 01 Apr 18 - 03:43 AM
gillymor 01 Apr 18 - 06:21 AM
Georgiansilver 02 Apr 18 - 07:23 AM
Donuel 02 Apr 18 - 10:29 AM
Thompson 02 Apr 18 - 11:49 AM
Tattie Bogle 02 Apr 18 - 06:06 PM
Steve Shaw 02 Apr 18 - 07:42 PM
Joe Offer 02 Apr 18 - 09:45 PM
Donuel 02 Apr 18 - 11:26 PM
Bat Goddess 05 Apr 18 - 06:25 PM
Steve Shaw 05 Apr 18 - 08:12 PM
Dave the Gnome 06 Apr 18 - 04:47 AM
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Subject: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 02:28 PM

What car do folks resemble in performance, fate or style?

Trump is a yellow 1971 Pinto.

I'm a 20 year old Caddy with broken sensors


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 02:34 PM

Reliant Supervan III


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 02:46 PM

Who? You?


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 02:56 PM

Yep.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 03:36 PM

Capri 2.8i. What else.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 03:42 PM

I'd like to think of myself as a classic Duesenberg, but I'm probably more of a Yugo that has somehow managed to keep sputtering down the road.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 03:45 PM

One or two people here might be All aggros...


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 06:25 PM

A VW bus on steroids.. (for years in a former life and former state, I was known in some circles as "Bill the bus driver".)


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Mar 18 - 08:15 PM

A 2012 Subaru Forester or whatever I'm currently driving. My wife is a 2004 Honda Element.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Senoufou
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 01:48 AM

I'm not very well up on makes or models of cars, but I would be a very well-upholstered, comfortable one, with large tyres, a capacious boot and plenty of room inside.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: BobL
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 02:57 AM

Sounds like the 1965 Morris Oxford I once owned. For leisurely rather than furious driving, but capable of a surprising turn of speed if left to get on with it.

Myself? CitroŽn 2CV - primitive, quirky, useful.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bonzo3legs
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 03:15 AM

1955 Humber Super Snipe with front bench seat - no need to get in the back with your girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 08:48 AM

Steve you must be a tiny thing. I can not fit my legs in a Capri.

My car is a real sleeper since I put a Yugo badge on the back.

Ivanka is a Cadillac two seater with a custom nose.

Americans have junk in the trunk, Brits have a snoot in the boot and Canadians have a Canute in the boot.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: gillymor
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 08:56 AM

I'd be a Toyota Tacoma pickup just like the last 4 vehicles I've owned.
Boring I know but none of them ever required a major repair and I took all of them to over 150K and one to 230.
Now Trump would be a big orange Hummer running straight pipes with a "No Fat Chicks" sticker on the rear window and Dr. Laura blasting on the stereo.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Senoufou
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 10:52 AM

We were watching a programme about Yanni, a British chap who customises supercars by wrapping them with lovely colours and accenting their trims and so on. He did a Lamborghini Aventador in the most delicious rose gold. It was absolutely beautiful, and it roared out of his workshop like a lion.
I've decided that, under my placid exterior, I'm secretly one of those. (But I must be in rose gold)

If you Google it, you can see it and have a drool.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Mar 18 - 12:39 PM

If I were a Lamborghini I could be wrapped in kitty litter for all I care.

Gillmor, you are a wild and crazy practical utilitarian.

With a name like Dodge Ram it sounds accident prone.

If I had a pick up I might turn into a hoarder.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 12:40 AM

I'm a rusty old International Harvester pickup lying abandoned in a weedy field. Someone stole my radiator to use in a moonshine still.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 03:43 AM

Hola senors & senoritas - me? - I'm a Pegaso Z103 Panoramica with Hispano-Suiza heritage.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: gillymor
Date: 01 Apr 18 - 06:21 AM

That is very perceptive, Don, because sometimes, in the throes of passion, my wife cries out "Ravish me you wild and crazy practical utilitarian"


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 07:23 AM

An unrestored old banger.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 10:29 AM

There is value in being an original condition car. The problem is that it is not in its original condition.

I have noticed that ISIS also sees the practical value of Toyota pick ups.

I'm a sucker for cars that make 'couped' up back seat passengers uncomfortable. Watching some people finding it impossible to get out is a bit sadistic but funny as hell. However no one asks me for a ride to the airport.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Thompson
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 11:49 AM

I'm the village bike.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Tattie Bogle
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 06:06 PM

Kia Cee'd Eco something or other. Diesel-powered but because it's "Eco" I currently don't have to pay UK road tax: but since our totally incompetent Westminster govt have decided that diesel is awfy BAD (having previously promoted it as GOOD) I might have to start paying tax on it. It's not what you CO2, more what you NO2 it seems!


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 07:42 PM

"I'm the village bike."

See you tomorrow... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 09:45 PM

My first car was a yellow 1970 Opel Kadett station wagon with "woody" sides. It had lots of power, and took me on my first cross-country trip from Milwaukee to Los Angeles in 48 hours.
Who would like a yellow 1970 Opel Kadett Woody? I did. I hated to have to sell it when the Army got me and sent me to Berlin.
-Joe-


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Donuel
Date: 02 Apr 18 - 11:26 PM

in 1970 I had a Toyota wagon


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 05 Apr 18 - 06:25 PM

I'd like to think I'm a 1954 MG-TF... (or a 1928 Mercedes SSK).

But more realistically, I'm probably a 1997 Subaru Legacy with a blown head gasket and a strut that needs replacing.

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Apr 18 - 08:12 PM

My bottom joint needed replacing. Is that even worse? My big end isn't too bad but my top hose is rotten and my con rod has seen better days... Maybe I need to be fitted with a new caliper...


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 04:47 AM

From "Farmer Hugh's motor car"

He rode with all precautions
Safety belt and all the lot
But one night of hot romance
His suppressor he forgot
As he changed from first to second
His piston gathered speed
His brakes they failed, His clutch it slipped
Because his big end had been seized.


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 02:17 PM

Just realised why that sprang to mind. I was twixt Rawtenstall and Bacup, where farmer Hugh lived, on Tuesday!


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Subject: RE: BS: What car would you or others be?
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 06 Apr 18 - 03:03 PM

Me gran was born in ozzletwizzle and me dad's lot all come from Gret Harrerd. I love the accent!


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