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BS: What I can't believe I did

frogprince 05 Apr 15 - 05:19 PM
gnu 05 Apr 15 - 06:52 PM
Bill D 05 Apr 15 - 08:32 PM
Rapparee 05 Apr 15 - 08:38 PM
GUEST,leeneia 05 Apr 15 - 09:48 PM
GUEST,punkfolkrocker 05 Apr 15 - 10:40 PM
Ebbie 06 Apr 15 - 12:55 AM
BobL 06 Apr 15 - 03:40 AM
Musket 06 Apr 15 - 03:45 AM
TheSnail 06 Apr 15 - 08:14 AM
GUEST,DTM 06 Apr 15 - 08:37 AM
Rapparee 06 Apr 15 - 11:03 AM
Mr Red 06 Apr 15 - 01:27 PM
Dorothy Parshall 06 Apr 15 - 03:27 PM
Mr Red 06 Apr 15 - 06:39 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 15 - 08:18 PM
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Subject: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 05:19 PM

It's been a week of odds and ends; a routine doctor appointment apiece, swapping out the art at the gallery, planning to spend some of the day today with the father-in-law at the care facility where he now resides...
When we saw him on Thursday, we took along subs for ourselves to eat while he had his lunch with the other regulars at his table. He asked us to bring one for him today, so we took that and also took a couple of his favorite things, sugar free apple pie and sugar free chocolate ice cream...
Yesterday afternoon it occurred to me that we should take along some Easter eggs, so I found some dyes in that cupboard and we did a few. Now, since my wife's extreme heart attack a couple of years ago, with a bit of brain trauma, it mainly falls to me to keep a little project like this on track.
Mid-morning today it hit me: we never boiled the eggs; I just opened the carton and dyed them raw. At least we didn't take them and hand him one to crack and eat...
Next question, sunny side up or scrambled...I was really looking forward to a couple of hard-boiled...


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: gnu
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 06:52 PM

Well, froggy, shit happens. It just does. My heart goes out to you. I know that don't matter squat but I got nuthin else to say. Wish I did. Been there, done that.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 08:32 PM

I'd say the yolk's on you... but it doesn't translate well in print.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 08:38 PM

Just leave the eggs around the house for several weeks and you'll know they've dyed.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 09:48 PM

Everybody gets distracted and makes mistakes. Today I made cracked-wheat bread and almost forgot to put the cracked wheat in. Like you, I caught the error before anything bad happened (like ruined bread.)


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: GUEST,punkfolkrocker
Date: 05 Apr 15 - 10:40 PM

The thread title lead me to guess at an incident of the soiled trousers in public kind..

So you really got away with it quite lightly...😜


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 12:55 AM

Thanks for the laugh, Dean! From this distance it is funny. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: BobL
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 03:40 AM

I once made a fruit cake to my usual recipe - thought it was a bit runny when I poured it into the tin - only when it was in the oven did I realise I'd left out the flour.

As a sort of fruity batter pudding, it wasn't too bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Musket
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 03:45 AM

I've often said I prefer cake mix to the baked cakes.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: TheSnail
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 08:14 AM

With a bread machine there are six things to put in the baking tin - the stirring paddle, water, flour, yeast, salt, oil. I don't think I've ever forgotten to put the flour in but all the others at one time or another.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: GUEST,DTM
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 08:37 AM

Years ago the missus was sick so I was assigned to do the weekly wash. I got my orders on how much powder, which programme to use and to be sure to keep whites separate, etc.
I followed her instructions to the letter.Easy peasy.

Alas, at the end of the cycle I opened the door of the washing machine to find I'd forgotten to put the clothes in.
Duh!


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 11:03 AM

Suffice to say that it helps to open the package and put the condom on. (Not me, but a friend.)


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 01:27 PM

when I were a lad, my grandmother did some eggs for us. I assume they were pace eggs. She wrapped them in onion leaves, tightly. Maybe the leafy tops were involved. But the result was a striated brown/egg coloured look. Hard boiled. Well boiled I think. She said that they would normally be painted. That is all I remember.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 03:27 PM

My life is just a litany of one after another: Oh my gosh, what have I done now!


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Mr Red
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 06:39 PM

the time to worry is if you litany blue touch paper.


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 08:18 PM

"Gee, the fuse is burning."


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Subject: RE: BS: What I can't believe I did
From: Janie
Date: 06 Apr 15 - 10:00 PM

Thank you, Dean!

And remember - brain farts jest happen:>)


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