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I need some dishonest advice.....

Big Al Whittle 08 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM
Musket 08 Mar 15 - 03:38 AM
TheSnail 08 Mar 15 - 05:30 AM
Ernest 08 Mar 15 - 05:39 AM
Mysha 08 Mar 15 - 07:46 AM
GUEST,# 08 Mar 15 - 08:27 AM
GUEST,Pete from seven stars link 08 Mar 15 - 10:01 AM
GUEST,# 08 Mar 15 - 10:21 AM
GUEST 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 AM
GUEST,Jon 08 Mar 15 - 10:40 AM
Ernest 08 Mar 15 - 11:12 AM
Dorothy Parshall 08 Mar 15 - 12:13 PM
GUEST,Dave the Gnome 08 Mar 15 - 12:59 PM
GUEST 08 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM
GUEST 08 Mar 15 - 01:22 PM
Vic Smith 08 Mar 15 - 02:16 PM
GUEST,# 08 Mar 15 - 02:21 PM
GUEST 08 Mar 15 - 03:04 PM
olddude 08 Mar 15 - 03:42 PM
Mr Red 08 Mar 15 - 06:03 PM
Ed T 08 Mar 15 - 08:14 PM
Rapparee 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 PM
Musket 09 Mar 15 - 02:26 AM
Ebbie 09 Mar 15 - 03:30 AM
GUEST,Pete from seven stars link 09 Mar 15 - 11:57 AM
GUEST 09 Mar 15 - 12:07 PM
Amos 09 Mar 15 - 12:44 PM
Backwoodsman 09 Mar 15 - 01:25 PM
GUEST 09 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM
olddude 09 Mar 15 - 02:05 PM
Mysha 09 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM
gnu 09 Mar 15 - 02:58 PM
Big Al Whittle 09 Mar 15 - 04:10 PM
Mysha 09 Mar 15 - 04:13 PM
Musket 10 Mar 15 - 02:09 AM
olddude 10 Mar 15 - 06:18 AM
GUEST,Pete from seven stars link 10 Mar 15 - 11:45 AM
Musket 10 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM
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Subject: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:23 AM

someone....tell me I'm wonderful!


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From: Musket
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:38 AM

Al! Don't every forget, Rev Spooner said you were a shining wit.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: TheSnail
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 05:30 AM

You're the best thing since sliced salami.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 05:39 AM

Stop writing funny songs. Instead, stick your finger in the ear (or any other part of the body that suits you) and sing 87-verse dirges about how awful the folk-scene is treating innovating songwriters....


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 07:46 AM

You're wonderful!

(Or should that be "I'm wonderful!"?)

Bye
                                                                Mysha


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 08:27 AM

The thread s/b below the line. What kind of an arsehole puts a copycat threat about--arg, fuck it, you're wonderful.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:01 AM

You are unique and special, and even God loves you !.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:21 AM

Unique and special. Well, I agree with that, Pete. (Trust you are doing well.)


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 AM

Unique

Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?

Thought not. Stupid comment.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Jon
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:40 AM

CGDA rulezzz.

(Dishonest as I'm a GDAE tuner).


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ernest
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 11:12 AM

1. Burn the guitar and learn to the bodhran!
2. Forget the part about learning: just take it up!


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Dorothy Parshall
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 12:13 PM

Sing it loud, sing it clear, sing it walking down the street: (I cannot remember the tune, just pick one that works.)

I'm unique and irreplaceable,
I'm unique and irreplaceable
I'm unique and irreplaceable
GEE! It's GOOD to be ME!!!


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 12:59 PM

All in all, you're my wonderwall.

:D tG


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 01:19 PM

David Beckham and Brad Pitt desperately want the names of your hairdresser and wardrobe stylist


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 01:22 PM

Scarlett Johansson has your name and face tattooed on her inner thighs.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Vic Smith
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 02:16 PM

Have we established the height of Al Whittle? He calls himself 'big'; but is he taller than Ewan MacColl was? Did his height outstrip that of Sandy Denny?


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,#
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 02:21 PM

He's 5'3" tall when he stands in a hole. I can't remember how deep the hole should be.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:04 PM

Has Big Al got a beard?
(Re. Scarlett Johannson post)


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 03:42 PM

Salt of the pretzels he is even for a billionaire like al


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 06:03 PM

I'm nobody, you are very, absolutely, unmistakingly .......................

Don't prompt me....................

Er...........

Um.................

Nice weather we are having, isn't it?


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ed T
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 08:14 PM

"A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away."
Charles M. Schwab


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 15 - 10:24 PM

I must say that even though I've never seen him, much less met him, he is without a shadow of a shadow of a doubt.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:26 AM

I'd like to be two bob behind him. All that driving Rolls Royce brum brums into swimming pools whilst smashing Faberge eggs for fun.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 03:30 AM

It all works for me. I'm easily entertained.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 11:57 AM

No , guest, I can't think of any one who is,nt unique, but sometimes it is good to remember that, and I am very happy to thought stupid expressing such. Have a nice day.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 12:07 PM

Some people, Al in particular, are far more unique than everyone else.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 12:44 PM

Some animals are more equal than others, of course; I am sure Mr Whittle qualifies.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 01:25 PM

Drown 'em in the bath, Al. 👍


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 01:29 PM

After extensive examination by the UK's leading proctologists
a report has been published concluding that the sun really does shine out of Al's.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:05 PM

AL farts flowers I heard


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM

""Unique"
Can you name me anyone who isn't unique?"

Of course I can: "GUEST".


Stupid question.
Bye,
                                                                Mysha


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: gnu
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 02:58 PM

On a serious note, thanks Al. For the tunes and the humour.

If yer ever in town, I'll collect that ale you owe me. >;-)


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 04:10 PM

which town be that?


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Mysha
Date: 09 Mar 15 - 04:13 PM

Ah, yes, dishonest advice:

Just avoid all towns!

Bye,
                                                                Mysha


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 02:09 AM

Always drink in the Regis side of town and avoid women from Littlemore.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: olddude
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 06:18 AM

Musket I heard they all look like winston Churchill is that true


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 11:45 AM

That was one to make me smile, Mysha , at 2:43.


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Subject: RE: I need some dishonest advice.....
From: Musket
Date: 10 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM

Weymouth being a seaside town, you most certainly get to fight them on the beaches Dan...


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