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BS: Kendall took a header

Midchuck 16 Jun 13 - 07:16 AM
kendall 16 Jun 13 - 06:52 AM
gnu 15 Jun 13 - 10:09 PM
kendall 15 Jun 13 - 09:13 PM
SINSULL 15 Jun 13 - 07:39 PM
GUEST,kendall 15 Jun 13 - 07:30 PM
gnu 15 Jun 13 - 05:16 PM
kendall 15 Jun 13 - 04:19 PM
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gnu 15 Jun 13 - 07:02 AM
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gnu 14 Jun 13 - 04:23 PM
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Allan C. 13 Jun 13 - 05:46 PM
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Deckman 13 Jun 13 - 08:02 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Midchuck
Date: 16 Jun 13 - 07:16 AM

I was working on the old car today and suddenly it caught fire! Damn, the wiring is almost as old as mine.
I suppose Midchuck will parody this too. The car is a light brown, so I can hear it now... when the old dun car caught fire...


Kendall, the parodies we do are usually started by Kris. She's the one who comes up with the concepts and the skeleton of a song, and I just flesh it out.

So what will you offer me, as a bribe for not showing her your post?

P.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 16 Jun 13 - 06:52 AM

I woke with another Midchuck parody rattling around in my head..."For I am told that one who loves you has thrown your ass into the sea." He's so twisted.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 10:09 PM

Caught fire? We all new you were hot stuff but........


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 09:13 PM

There was so much noise in the background, I wasn't sure who was calling.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 07:39 PM

So I called Kendall today and offered lobsters for lunch. Actually I asked "Would you like lobster for lunch?" The reply? "I would have had I not just eaten."

He has a concussion, Jacqui.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST,kendall
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 07:30 PM

I was working on the old car today and suddenly it caught fire! Damn, the wiring is almost as old as mine.
I suppose Midchuck will parody this too. The car is a light brown, so I can hear it now... when the old dun car caught fire...


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 05:16 PM

Had a tetanus shot lately, K?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 04:19 PM

Padding? I kill for padding! All I have is rusty nails driven into the concrete and cut off with bolt cutters!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Mrrzy
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 03:02 PM

Owie owie, wow.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 07:02 AM

She may not have time to update us. I assume padding the cellar is a big job.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Janie
Date: 15 Jun 13 - 06:57 AM

Glad you are ok, but wondering....did it knock any sense into ya?

Mebbe Jacqui should answer that one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jun 13 - 04:23 PM

"better careless than carless"... hahahahahaa! But true.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 13 - 01:30 PM

Well, better careless than carless, Skipper. Next time put the creeper away when you're done with it, eh? Wishing you rapid healing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 10:08 PM

Deckman, I'm sorry about your foot. At least it happened before I posted my notice above. Heal quickly.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 08:18 PM

Bob... I hope you are okay. That sounds like... oh dear... I hadn't thought of that when I started to type... nevermind. I just hope all is okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Allan C.
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 05:46 PM

Wow! Coulda been serious! Luckily the cement broke your fall!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: jacqui.c
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 04:56 PM

The above was Kendall sans cookie. I've told him - he's got to stay alive for a bit over 16 years so we can celebrate our silver wedding!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 04:53 PM

Death to all creepers!!

Glad you and Spaw are okay. Knock on wood, I have not had a fall now for about two weeks. Last count was around 15 over the past two months, Lots of bruises alleviated by arnica,

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 03:49 PM

I'm in. You know me, I hate to quit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 12:58 PM

No, Bob. You and Kendall need to live forever and keep making life liveable for the rest of us.
SINS


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Deckman
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 08:02 AM

I thought I'd join this conversation with my own horror story that just happenned. I recently had to MC a concert at our local library, and afterwards I picked up a couple of guitars to help carry the performer's many instruments to their car. These guitars and cases were the heaviest darned things I'd every seen. As I picked them up, my right foot snapped.

I've been wearing a three thousand pound "walking cast" for a month now. Next week I'll get the foot x-rayed again, and we'll see where we go from there.

At first I thought the problem was heavy guitars, but now I realize the real problem is that I've just lived too long. So besides mechanic's creepers, avoid guitars! bob(deckman)nelson


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 13 Jun 13 - 07:11 AM

I don't understand why I didn't break something, I sure as hell hit hard enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ChanteyLass
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 11:41 PM

I'm sorry you fell. I'm glad you survived.

Notice to all Mudcatters: Stop falling! I mean it!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 10:15 PM

Yessir. I am getting a bit wary of the possibility of falling too. I fell down a flight of stairs when I was 20-something, simply missed the top step for some reason, and it hurt me in about 7 or 8 different places, but nothing got broken. If it happened now, I shudder to think what it would do to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 08:52 PM

Those creepers are all malevolent little bastards.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 07:06 PM

Woody Allen once said,"You can't fall off the floor"...

B;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 06:44 PM

As stated - FALLNG is fine - Its how youland that makes the difference! Glad you're OK mate


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 04:58 PM

SINS... "double entendres". Kendall would never buy a French car.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 03:34 PM

Glad that you are OK but I thought that you had a DeSoto or something of that ilk. Working on a Chevy has always been a hazard!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: SINSULL
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 10:01 AM

Sorry.


But I instantly thought that this is Kendall when I saw the thread title. I was ready for anything involving double entendres.

SINS!
CELLAR!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 09:50 AM

Whoever wished that the road would come up to meet you had a sadistic streak. Been there: Done that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 09:45 AM

Ya wanna compare cheek bruises? My left cheek is black from a bruise caused by oral surgery on the 4th. I just tell folks who asked that it was a tattoo gone horribly wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 08:47 AM

My wake-up call was almost 6 years ago when I broke my arm because I was in a hurry. But I was a kid of 58 then...and Tom could not only still see, but had his voice and had no problems walking...

I HAVE to be careful and I'm reminded of it constantly. I just helped Tom to the table (from his bed) because he couldn't see. He couldn't see my face in front of him when I went to kiss him.

Not only can he no longer take care of me if I do something stupid, but he'd have no one to take care of HIM (but strangers).

So, ultimately my broken arm was a good thing -- it made me very aware that I can no longer take the chances of youth. I have to keep myself safe so Tom can, too, be safe.

Now...STOP SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF JACQUI!!!!

Linn


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 08:34 AM

Beware of all floors Cap'n.

The fall can be quite harmless, but the floor'll always get you. I've got a double layer of old carpet on my garage floor.

Don T.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 08:15 AM

Welcome to the club! Let's compare cheek bruises! Get better and stay careful. Real easy to get ahead of yourself sometimes and we just ain't the men we used to be..........dammit.



Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: gnu
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 07:17 AM

Just glad ya lived ta tell about it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: jacqui.c
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 07:14 AM

Is Jacqui too busy?

Yes - and this is the only way I can keep him out from under my feet - he's getting too bored down cellar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: kendall
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 07:13 AM

I'm ok, a bit sore, but quite mobile.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Will Fly
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 05:39 AM

Huh - you fall over and get a barrage of gentle hugs from soft-hearted Lady 'Catters. A swift kick up the ass would remind you to take more care next time. And what on earth are you doing working on a '37 Chevy at your age? Is Jacqui too busy?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 05:37 AM

OUCH! kendall, take it easy mate! Eliza x


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 05:29 AM

You shouldn't scare Jacqui like that either! Gentle hugs to both of you.

Kitty
xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 04:28 AM

WHOA!! You OK?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 04:23 AM

sending a second gentle hug

sandra


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: My guru always said
Date: 12 Jun 13 - 04:06 AM

So, now you'll be more careful, this may have saved you an even nastier fall. Sending you a gentle hug!


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 10:05 PM

How's the concrete and the water tank?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 10:02 PM

Pretty creepy story...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: ragdall
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 09:57 PM

Glad to see that you survived well enough to tell about it. Put that creeper somewhere else.

rags


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 09:42 PM

Don't do that, Kendall.


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 09:18 PM

Is that "A" still in the garage, or did you swap again?


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Subject: RE: BS: Kendall took a header
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 13 - 08:53 PM

Wouldn't have happened if you drank Muscatel instead of rotgut, imo.


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