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Bobert 22 Apr 12 - 08:32 PM
GUEST,josepp 22 Apr 12 - 08:58 PM
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kendall 23 Apr 12 - 02:46 AM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 11:33 AM
Bobert 23 Apr 12 - 11:51 AM
catspaw49 23 Apr 12 - 12:20 PM
Becca72 23 Apr 12 - 12:21 PM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 12:46 PM
GUEST,999 23 Apr 12 - 01:14 PM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 01:18 PM
frogprince 23 Apr 12 - 01:36 PM
gnu 23 Apr 12 - 02:00 PM
GUEST,number 6 23 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 02:18 PM
gnu 23 Apr 12 - 02:32 PM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 02:41 PM
gnu 23 Apr 12 - 02:44 PM
GUEST,Hookey Wole 23 Apr 12 - 02:46 PM
Little Hawk 23 Apr 12 - 02:52 PM
number 6 23 Apr 12 - 07:47 PM
olddude 23 Apr 12 - 07:53 PM
Bobert 23 Apr 12 - 08:04 PM
GUEST,Hookey Wole 23 Apr 12 - 08:11 PM
Bobert 23 Apr 12 - 08:18 PM
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Bobert 23 Apr 12 - 09:54 PM
GUEST,Hookey Wole 23 Apr 12 - 09:58 PM
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kendall 24 Apr 12 - 07:36 AM
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Subject: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 08:32 PM

What's wrong with Ted Nugent these days???

Well, I'm glad you asked... First of all, it ain't these days... He's been a sociopath going back a long time... I mean, I met the guy in the 60's in Detroit and guess what???

Give up???

Ted was a sociopath back then... Thought the Earth revolved around him... Plus, he and his band sucked...

As for his patriotism??? Word on the street is that he was inducted and employed the poo-your-pants-and-act-like-a-dick defense and the Army just gave up on him as the sociopath he is...

So now he wants to cut the head of Obama... You know, being the patriot that he is...

Here's a better idea... Cut off Ted's dick so he can't bring any more sociopathic pants-poo'in lyin' creeps into the world...

Have a nice day, Mr. Nugent...

BTW, I changed my mind on busting up your lousy record...

Bobert


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 08:58 PM

Sometimes ya gotta start high
Sometimes ya gotta start low
Some people say you're gonna die someday
I got news, you never hafta go.


What the hell is that supposed to mean anyway???


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,hg
Date: 22 Apr 12 - 11:43 PM

What, you didn't like the Amboy Dukes?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: kendall
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:46 AM

His concert in Maine was cancelled.
Where do such people get the idea that their opinion is any more valid than anyone Else's?
JAIL OR DEAD HE SAYS, OK, HOW ABOUT THE LOONIE BIN?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 11:33 AM

Hell, at least half the people on this forum think their opinion is more valid than anybody else's! It's a very common attitude in human beings.

I think Nugent just likes engaging in hyperbole, because it gets him attention and gives him an adrenalin rush.

And I think that's why people on this forum do it too. ;-D Being angry is a hobby for some individuals. Or it's an addiction. They feel more alive when they're angry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 11:51 AM

People on this forum don't advocate cutting people's heads off... Nugent shouldn't get a pass because he thinks it's part of his persona and self promotion...

When we allow this kinda of speech it ends up being used over and over by people who just need another justification for their hate and that leads to people thinking it's okay to gun folks down...

There was a general store/quick stop back in Virginia that I frequented because they sold the Washington Post... Well, every morning Redneck Nation hung out in there and, well, Ted Nugent didn't have anything on these folks... I can't bring myself to repeat the stuff that I heard... It got especially bad when people weren't being called down for yelling "Hang him" in reference to Obama at the Palin rallies...

It's one thing to passionately disagree but quite another to threaten violence and that is a lesson that the right needs to revisit... This isn't the 19830s and this isn't Germany but the right in this country is using some of the same tactics that the brown-shirts used and no one in their camp is standing up and saying, "enough is enough"...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: catspaw49
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 12:20 PM

A blowhard who blows whales...........Why anyone would put their faith in anything he had to say is beyond me. He backed down to the Secret Service but what I want to know is where are all the Republicans that lost their minds over the Dixie Chicks?


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 12:21 PM

His concert in Maine was not canceled - the venue has decided to honor their contract.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 12:46 PM

Shane McBride was planning to upstage Ted Nugent by saying awful things about Stephen Harper on Sunday afternoon, but it didn't happen. There's a rumour about that he fell or got pushed into a vat full of boiling cooking oil over at the Tim Horton's in Blind River and was fatally burned beyond recognition. If so, there will be much mourning all over Ontario.

Well, some anyway. At least a little mourning here and there. A tear or two, for sure.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,999
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 01:14 PM

The rumour is false. They no longer use fat fryers in Tim's. The donuts are made centrally and trucked in. Shane is likely OK. Of course, if he nodded off on the griddle, he's fucked.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 01:18 PM

Whew! That's a relief. I guess Rapparee was just telling tall tales again.

I figure what really happened is that Shane drank too much on Saturday night, slept in on Sunday, and missed his own big media event.

This is why Ted Nugent is famous and Shane isn't. Ted shows up for his own media events.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 01:36 PM

Please don't take this as support for Ted Nutsack, but:

The specific line about "cutting off heads" was about "cutting off heads" in November , which makes it a fairly plain, if miserably phrased, reference to voting against somebody.
The rest of the speech was so indefensible that it may not be worth making that distinction, but I guess I can detest the guy enough for what he really said without pushing things further.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:00 PM

Glad you mentioned it, froggy.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,number 6
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:16 PM

Whose Ted Nugent ??

Amboy Dukes ?? .... was Ted by any chance the frontman for the group Motorhead?

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:18 PM

He had a hit called "Cat Scratch Fever". He's loud and obnoxious to the Nth degree.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:32 PM

sIx... he's The Motor City Madman. He is a heavy rock/metal guitarist. He was kinda weird, then flaky, then obnoxious, and now of doubtful sanity. Or he is a "shock showman" trying to generate publicity at any cost.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:41 PM

I hope he loses it entirely and decides to streak Congress while waving an empty machine gun around and screaming, "I AM THE METAL MESSIAH".


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:44 PM

"METAL"? Typo?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:46 PM

When my generation were teenagers back in the 70's
UK music media was a powerful influential voice.
Especially the weekly paper NME...

UK music press despised & vilified Ted Nugent for his ultra right wing cave man survivalism values
and dinosaur era heavy rock.

We were impressionable politically progressive punk rock / new wave kids
so consequently refused to ever listen to any of his music.

Until last year, when out of curiosity I listened to a cheap CD box set of his key 1970's LPs.

I was surprised by what I heard, probably one of the best heavy riffing classic rock style guitarist I've ever experienced.

His tone was amongst the best ever.

It's so sad that instead of being seriously respected as one of the essential guitarists of the late 20th Century
he blew it all away by being such a colossal arsehole....

..file him away with the likes of Gary Glitter as music to be enjoyed
dispite the artist being despicable beyond redemption..


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 02:52 PM

God, this sound sooooooo much like Shane! This IS what Shane would be if he had only learned to play electric guitar really well.

Alas! He has not even mastered air guitar.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: number 6
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 07:47 PM

"Cat Scratch Fever" .... listened to it on yoootooob ... what a pathetic song .... and with that in saying who could really give a rat's ass for Ted Nugent.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: olddude
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 07:53 PM

It's America Bobster, everyone is entitled to their opinions even Ted who's asshole is jealous because more shit comes out of his mouth then his bottom

:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 08:04 PM

LOL, Ol'ster...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 08:11 PM

Gotta disagree about "Cat scratch Fever"

the 45 rpm single version is classic 70's rock..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEcHcxW0nXE

But saying that, who in their right mind ever stand up to defend any aspect of Knobhead Nugent's vile personality and politics..


Wouldn't be that far removed from risking uttering in public

"Ok, he was a complete evil c**t
but some of Hitler's architectural sketches & landscapes actually weren't that bad..."


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 08:18 PM

Ted Nugent's band the Amboy Pukes isn't in my Top 100...

And...

...my LP collection form the 60s and 70s is over a 1000...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: number 6
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 09:36 PM

Ted Nugent aint got nothing on Lemmy and Ted's "Cat Scratch fever" is gutless and wimpy compared to this ...

    Ace of Spades

biLL   ....   ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 09:54 PM

Yeah, I wouldn't let Ted Nugent carry Lemmy's jock strap...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 09:58 PM

fair enough.. I'd keep both on my dream jukebox !!!

here you go biLL..

a classic Lemmy 'Rant'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEa1p7i8Lj8

Be interesting to get Lemmy and Ted together round a live televised debate...???


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 10:10 PM

You're surprised?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Hookey Wole
Date: 23 Apr 12 - 10:37 PM

ok... compromise...


Motörhead - Cat Scratch Fever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-QVHqupvc8


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: kendall
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 07:36 AM

You know you have reached middle age when your baby corrects you, and she's right.

Freedom of speech is not without limits. Advocating violence is not protected.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:05 AM

It happens from time to time...
Middle age? So you're going to be around until you're 156? Sweet!

I have tickets to the show, and have had since long before Ted's rant ever happened. He is opening for two of my all time favorite bands


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 02:34 PM

What bands, Becca?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 02:42 PM

Styx and REO Speedwagon


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 04:42 PM

Good bands.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 06:50 PM

Well, REO Speedwagon is....

I bought a Styx LP back then, played it once and never again...

Nugent's band??? No comment other than to say I feel sorry for them...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Songwronger
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 08:48 PM

Whoeee! This ol' hillbill don't know WHAT to think about that Bobert feller wantin' Ted Nugent's dick. His homer erocksick fannicies got my HEAD spinnin'. Nugent don't like Obummer's nanner republic National Defense Authorization disappearin' Act, so ol' Bobert wants to up and cut off his dick. Probly disappear it, too, in his own pocket so at least he'd have ONE in there he could play with. Ho BOY that Bobert's a wild one.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:00 PM

Wrong again, wronger... I don't care much about Ted's dick at all... Might of fact, I care nothin' about Ted's dick... What I do care about is Ted not bringing' more racist assholes into the population...

Purdy simple, wrong...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:14 PM

Songwronger... yer fucked up, dude. Period. Stop posting inane shit and get some help.

That's just some straight shootin advice. I hope you get better.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Songwronger
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:22 PM

I don't know, fellers. I look back at that post nummer one and I see ol' Bobbert fannysizing all OVER Ted Nugent's dick. Mm-mmm-mmm. Man with dick cuttin on his mind got some ISSUES.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 24 Apr 12 - 09:31 PM

Well, wronger... Ol' boberdz thinks you need to get you some pills... Yer suffering from poli-morphos perverse guilt... Get some pills fir it... Take 'um... Don't take half and throw the rest away... Take 'um all 'er that poli stuff gonna get right back on ya'...

You need this shit off ya, son... And fast!!!

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 09:43 AM

Bobert - which Styx album? You maybe just didn't get the right one.

They are actually my favorite band...evah. This concert will be my 19th. Now that Dennis DeYoung is out of the band they have a much more "rock" sound.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: saulgoldie
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 01:47 PM

This music talk reminds me of how difficult it can be to boycott something, or someone. For example, Tori Spelling, who I think is a substandard acting person, was in some ole movie that I thought I might want to see because there were actually some GOOD people in it. But then, wouldn't I also be inadvertently supporting her, too?

So with this musical event. Hypothetically, if I liked Styx and REO and wanted to see them, but did NOT want to give my money to Ted Dipshit, I would not be able to do both.

Ahh, such is life.

Saul


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 01:52 PM

As I said, I bought my tickets before Ted's rant. I still fully intend to go, however -
I have always liked his music (not my top choice but some of it's cool) and I take Ted for what he is: a blowhard, egomaniac.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 03:07 PM

Styx proved why techno-rock belonged to the Brits. When American bands tried to do techno-rock, it made me want to vomit. Styx, Kansas, Starcastle--yech. Rush sort of went in that direction but not as far. I'll give them a B...minus.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: number 6
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 03:09 PM

Rush was a led zeppelin wanna be band ... regardless, both these bands were rather dreadful.

biLL


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 03:17 PM

sIx! You traitor! How dare you dis a Canuck band! >;-)

BTW, they sold several albums in their day, eh? And, they were far more skilled than LZ. Note I said "skilled".


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 04:08 PM

Rush was okay. I just wished they didn't put on airs of being techno-rock. They were a good straight-up rock band. I had nothing against Zeppelin although I stopped listening to them after Physical Graffiti. Presence, Coda and like that just sounded like a band past its prime. The first 6 releases though were pretty good.

The definition of terrible are songs like "Dust in the Wind" and "Come Sail Away." The latter song made no sense. Some guy reminiscing about his past staring out over a lake or the ocean and then a UFO abducts him and takes him on a singalong or something--what the hell is that shit?


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Becca72
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 04:18 PM

It's simple, Josepp....drugs.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,josepp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 04:42 PM

I remember the graduating class after mine chose that as their class song. All I could do was laugh when I heard about it. It's a song with throwaway lyrics. My class chose "Imagine" and I wasn't happy about that but it's certainly better than "Come Sail Away." I wrote in the Stooges "No fun" and was surprised to learn it was the write-in favorite but it didn't win. That's because its lyrics were FAR more factual about life after high school than all this idealistic shit people voted for that they didn't really believe in themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 05:25 PM

What a minute...

Rush rocked out, ya'll... Getty Lee is one of the most talented bass players of all time...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: gnu
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 06:34 PM

"Dust in the Wind" is terrible? Yer dusty and blowin hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 07:57 PM

Them guys were all terrible. Real music pretty much ended when the jazz and Big Band age ended, if ya ask me. It's all been downhill since then into barbarism and sheer stupidity. Sinatra hated rock and roll, and I gotta say he was right. But the absolute worst is them longhaired ravin' idiots like Nugent, Rush, Led Zeppelin, and the rest of them ridiculous bozos with bananas stuffed in their pants, prancin' around on stage like demented Langur Monkeys doin' the matin' dance.

Oh, well, and then there's Rap. It's even WORSE!!! But can it be called music at all? I don't think so. It's not even worth the air it takes to talk about it. I've heard better sounds comin' outta trash compactors.

Hey, Bobertz, you still rantin'? Try stickin' a ripe mango in yer face instead. Give the world a friggin' break. ;-D Ook! Ook!

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:09 PM

Yo, Chongz...

Word on the street is that you been breakin' into the Jif-Lube at night suckin' the old, nasty, oil outta the used oil filters...

Man, that is disgusting but explains your poor bathroom (I know, what's a bathroom???) habits...

Plus, that oil has heavy metals in it but drinkin' the shit ain't like going to make you a heavy metal musician any more than eatin' money will turn you into a mint...

B~


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:39 PM

Sounds t' me like yer tryin' to teach yer Granddad how to rob church poor boxes again, Bobertz!

Look, if they ground up heavy metal musicians and used 'em to make cheap dog food...I wouldn't be cruel enough to feed it to the dog...and I don't even LIKE dogs. Nugent has played this town, I am sorry to say, but I never seen one of his shows. I made sure to get as far away from the stadium as I could on those nights, and go to some joint that had respectable music that don't make an ape feel like rippin' someone's face off!

I would like to get Ted Nugent in a boxin' ring. It would be a short fight, but it would sure as hell be fun while it lasted. For me, that is. Not for him.

It makes me sick to think that human women have "been with" that idiot. Sick, I tell you. What a waste of potential.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's Ted Nugent Rant...
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Apr 12 - 08:46 PM

Well, we agree on that, Chongz...

B~


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