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BS: Newt Gingrich

Richard Bridge 07 Dec 11 - 12:27 PM
GUEST,Wesley S 07 Dec 11 - 12:14 PM
Richard Bridge 07 Dec 11 - 12:05 PM
Ed T 07 Dec 11 - 11:07 AM
lefthanded guitar 07 Dec 11 - 10:23 AM
Richard Bridge 07 Dec 11 - 09:56 AM
Rapparee 07 Dec 11 - 09:49 AM
kendall 07 Dec 11 - 09:39 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 12:27 PM

Plausible.

But if he got them on chattel mortgage then they could be repo'd from the young women after he had finished with them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 12:14 PM

Some stand up comic said that Newt needed the revolving account at Tiffany's so he could buy his engagement rings in bulk.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 12:05 PM

A revolving account is one to which you make periodic payments of adjustable size and can take credit that is either variable up to a fixed limit or variable up to a multiple of the payment size.

The explanations on say Wikipedia are not very good.


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: Ed T
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 11:07 AM

Is it time for the USA to elect a newt?

She turned me into a newt


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Subject: RE: BS: Newt Gingrich
From: lefthanded guitar
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 10:23 AM

If someone can explain to me what a friggin'
"REVOLVING ACCOUNT " at Tiffany's is,

well I STILL wouldn't vote for the s.o.b.


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Subject: RE: BS: NEWT GINGRICH
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 09:56 AM

"Have you seen my newt?"
"What do you call him?"
"I call him "Tiny"".
"Wh do you call him that?"
"Because he's my-newt"


Boom Boom.

I thank you.


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Subject: RE: BS: NEWT GINGRICH
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 09:49 AM

Godhasforgivenhimwhycan'tyou?


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Subject: BS: NEWT GINGRICH
From: kendall
Date: 07 Dec 11 - 09:39 AM

Here's a song I started when he was Speaker. Add to it if you want.


Come and listen to my story 'bout Newt Gingrich,
He told his Ma that Hillary was a bitch,
They put it on the tell just to have some fun,
But, he said it wasn't his fault, it was that woman, Connie Chung.

With his head full of ideas he went up to DC,
To make things better for you and me,
He worked one day and like any other Toff, like his predecessor took the next day off.

Newton, Newton Gingrich, the Satyr of the GOP.


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